{"id":22045,"date":"2011-02-01T14:43:48","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T18:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22045"},"modified":"2011-02-01T14:44:11","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T18:44:11","slug":"our-newest-fan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22045","title":{"rendered":"Our newest fan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of our ninjas sent us this screen shot of some smelly hippies who Google their names and <a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22024\">land on my weekend post<\/a>;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/karenTAH.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/karenTAH.jpg?resize=473%2C533\" alt=\"\" title=\"karenTAH\" width=\"473\" height=\"533\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-22046\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/karenTAH.jpg?w=473&amp;ssl=1 473w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/karenTAH.jpg?resize=266%2C300&amp;ssl=1 266w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 473px) 100vw, 473px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t mind being called a douche, but at least they could characterize the conversation correctly. Honestly, I don&#8217;t see anyone calling for the murder of Egyptian protesters. But I doubt the literacy of any chick who tried to get laid by anyone in the IVAW and failed. Every. Single. Time. <\/p>\n<p>I guess I don&#8217;t need to mention that she&#8217;s a member of the ISO. And, oh, I&#8217;m a xenophobe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of our ninjas sent us this screen shot of some smelly hippies who Google their names and land on my weekend post; I don&#8217;t mind being called a douche, but at least they could characterize the conversation correctly. Honestly, I don&#8217;t see anyone calling for the murder of Egyptian protesters. But I doubt the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-antiwar-crowd","category-ivaw"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-5Jz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}