{"id":16756,"date":"2010-01-18T05:53:07","date_gmt":"2010-01-18T10:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=16756"},"modified":"2011-01-01T15:55:23","modified_gmt":"2011-01-01T19:55:23","slug":"meet-general-ballduster-mcsoulpatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=16756","title":{"rendered":"Meet General Ballduster McSoulpatch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/wanted-stolen-valor.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16757 aligncenter\" title=\"wanted-stolen-valor\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/wanted-stolen-valor.jpg?resize=490%2C660\" alt=\"wanted-stolen-valor\" width=\"490\" height=\"660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/wanted-stolen-valor.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/wanted-stolen-valor.jpg?resize=223%2C300&amp;ssl=1 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1STCavRVN11B sent me this photo from our friends at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pownetwork.org\/phonies\/phonies608.htm\">POW Net<\/a>. I immediately fired it off to a bunch of other MilBlogs to see if we can ID this numbnuts. The picture was taken at Democrat Annise Parker&#8217;s victory party last month in Houston. How this doofus thought it was a good idea to dress up as a two star general is beyond me. Aside from that he&#8217;s wearing infantry brass and an infantry officer&#8217;s blue lapel (Generals aren&#8217;t affiliated with any branch), those totally unauthorized ball dusters on his chin, and the fact that he looks about ten years too young to be general, let&#8217;s look at a close up of his chest;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/mmm_3962a1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16758 aligncenter\" title=\"mmm_3962a1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/mmm_3962a1.jpg?resize=495%2C578\" alt=\"mmm_3962a1\" width=\"495\" height=\"578\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s an SAS cap badge at the top. How he thinks he can wear a cap badge on his uniform if pure doofusery. Of course, what phony hero wouldn&#8217;t have a CIB with two stars or Senior Master Jump Wings with a combat star? I&#8217;m having trouble with medals, but the top row has a Distinguished Service Cross, a Distinguished Service Medal and a Silver Star.\u00a0 There&#8217;s also a Bronze Star and a Purple Heart. That&#8217;s enough to toss his ass in the hoosegow in Houston.<\/p>\n<p>This guy is worse than our own <a href=\"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=10242\">General Baxter<\/a>. How many of you would have spent a night in jail for popping this obvious fake at the party? With Baxter we at least had to do some research to prove he&#8217;s a phony.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, a bunch of milblogs decided to pig pile this clown, so you can read what others have written about him at this list I&#8217;ll update through out the day. We&#8217;re hoping someone can identify this douche so we can report it to the authorities and get his punk ass off the street. If you recognize this clown contact us or POW Net.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blackfive.net\/main\/2010\/01\/poseur-alert-do-you-know-this-wanker.html\">Blackfive<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/bostonmaggie.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/do-you-recognize-this-man.html\">Boston Maggie<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bouhammer.com\/2010\/01\/pitchfork-brigade-stolen-valor-imposter-wanted\/\">Bouhammer<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/cdrsalamander.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/launch-ready-pitchfork.html\">CDR Salamander<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/tcoverride.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/can-you-identify-this-poseur.html\">From My Position<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/hooahwife.com\/?p=3881\">Hooah Wife<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kissmygumbo.com\/2010\/01\/18\/stolen-valor-scum-wanted\/\">Kiss My Gumbo<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/pebbledrops.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/milblogs-apb.html\">Little Drops<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.soldiersperspective.us\/2010\/01\/18\/wanted-for-stolen-valor\/\">A Soldier&#8217;s Perspective<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/kissmygumbo.com\/\">Kiss My Gumbo<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1STCavRVN11B sent me this photo from our friends at POW Net. I immediately fired it off to a bunch of other MilBlogs to see if we can ID this numbnuts. The picture was taken at Democrat Annise Parker&#8217;s victory party last month in Houston. How this doofus thought it was a good idea to dress [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-4mg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16756"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16756\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}