{"id":143986,"date":"2023-07-07T09:21:56","date_gmt":"2023-07-07T13:21:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=143986"},"modified":"2023-07-07T09:21:56","modified_gmt":"2023-07-07T13:21:56","slug":"stolen-guard-hummer-remains-in-the-wind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=143986","title":{"rendered":"Stolen Guard Hummer Remains in the Wind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-143987 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/hummer.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/hummer.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/hummer.jpg?resize=334%2C333&amp;ssl=1 334w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/hummer.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/hummer.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<em>I Can&#8217;t Drive 55<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>Gone in 60 Minutes: Guard Humvee stolen on July 3 still missing<\/h3>\n<p><strong>By Jon Simkins and Jonathan Lehrfeld<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>For nearly three days one of the most sluggish and conspicuous vehicles to ever occupy a paved road has managed to elude authorities in California\u2019s Sonoma County \u2014 and leads are slim.<\/p>\n<p>A California Army National Guard Humvee was reported stolen from a Santa Rosa-based armory on July 3 at approximately 10:30 p.m., California Highway Patrol officer Marcus Hawkins told Military Times.<\/p>\n<p>Police responding to the location, which appears to be the home of the Guard\u2019s 579th Engineer Battalion, arrived to find the armory\u2019s gates smashed open and a trail of debris in the roadway, suggesting the suspect(s) rammed the gates.<\/p>\n<p>The subsequent discovery of a tarp draped over an adjacent chain link fence indicated the individual(s) scaled the fence to enter the facility.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.armytimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2023\/07\/06\/gone-in-60-minutes-guard-humvee-stolen-on-july-3-still-missing\/\">Army Times<\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s some mighty fine police reportin&#8217; right there. The authors opine the culprit has a military background, but I doubt this. Unlike them I&#8217;ve actually ridden in one of the things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Can&#8217;t Drive 55 Gone in 60 Minutes: Guard Humvee stolen on July 3 still missing By Jon Simkins and Jonathan Lehrfeld For nearly three days one of the most sluggish and conspicuous vehicles to ever occupy a paved road has managed to elude authorities in California\u2019s Sonoma County \u2014 and leads are slim. A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":657,"featured_media":143987,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[407,208],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-national-guard"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/hummer.jpg?fit=480%2C479&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-Bsm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/657"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=143986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143986\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/143987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=143986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=143986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=143986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}