{"id":134301,"date":"2022-12-04T06:02:00","date_gmt":"2022-12-04T11:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=134301"},"modified":"2022-12-03T14:57:18","modified_gmt":"2022-12-03T19:57:18","slug":"boomers-sunday-174","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=134301","title":{"rendered":"Boomer’s Sunday"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It\u2019s time once again, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, for Boomer\u2019s Sunday, where I sort through the weekly offering of \u2018toons and pick the best. Toons are provided by Boomer and AW1 Scott, with many others contributing.<\/p>\n

Disclaimer: These toons are meant to amuse, entertain and inform, pretty much in that order. While I cull what I can, they are not specifically fact-checked, so expect a certain amount of artistic license.<\/p>\n

A cowboy approached the pearly gates and St. Peter asked, ‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’
\n‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.
\n‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota during bike week. I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you!’
\nSt. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’
\n‘Couple of minutes ago.\u2019<\/p>\n

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\"\"Feel the Bern.<\/p>\n

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\"\"FTC<\/p>\n

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\"\"Carts full of\u00a0bread milk and TP. The horror.<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s time once again, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, for Boomer\u2019s Sunday, where I sort through the weekly offering of \u2018toons and pick the best. Toons are provided by Boomer and AW1 Scott, with many others contributing. Disclaimer: These toons are meant to amuse, entertain and inform, pretty much in that order. While I cull what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":657,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[332,407,92,638],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-guest-post","category-humor","category-satire","category-schadenfreude"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-yW9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/657"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=134301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=134301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=134301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=134301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}