{"id":108450,"date":"2020-12-18T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-18T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=108450"},"modified":"2020-12-17T23:14:48","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T04:14:48","slug":"this-young-marine-has-e-4-mafia-written-all-over-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=108450","title":{"rendered":"This young Marine has “E-4 Mafia” written all over him"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Jeff LPH 3 tipped us off to this great one.<\/p>\n

You’re a young Marine stationed at Miramar. Half your squadron just deployed. Now you’re at home station and facing an inspection. As he says, this is “just straight up not a good time.”<\/p>\n

You need to sham your way out of this. A dental appointment and bible study aren’t going to cut it this time. Wait! There’s a pandemic on. One that\u00a0requires\u00a0<\/em>you to spend 14 days in your quarters if you’re exposed. Bingo! Craigslist here I go!<\/p>\n

No word on if the Marine got the date with COVID that he was seeking or the results of said make-out session. I’d imagine with half the squadron deployed, it’s not going to takethe first sergeant very long to figure out which Marine this is. Even if he can’t (or even if he does) single one man out, there will be some hell to pay for all the Marines in this squadron.<\/p>\n

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Source; Military Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Jeff LPH 3 tipped us off to this great one. You’re a young Marine stationed at Miramar. Half your squadron just deployed. Now you’re at home station and facing an inspection. As he says, this is “just straight up not a good time.” You need to sham your way out of this. A dental […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":664,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[484,406,331],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-covid-19","category-guest-link","category-marines"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4ozh1-sdc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/664"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}