Kim Jong Un’s Health

| April 21, 2020


Kim Jong Un

Getting conflicting stories about Lil’ Kim. Some are reporting he’s in “grave danger” following heart surgery, while others state he’s recovering from the cardiovascular procedure. Obviously can’t be both, so which is it? Time will tell.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is reportedly in “grave danger” following surgery, CNN reported on Monday evening, citing an anonymous U.S. official with direct knowledge of the situation.

There have been rumors of the dictator’s declining health in recent days, after he reportedly missed the country’s most important political holiday last week — the birthday celebration of Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-un’s grandfather and founder of the communist tyranny.

NBC’s Kathy Tur sparked further speculation after deleting a tweet citing two U.S. officials who purportedly claimed that the authoritarian is “brain dead.”

From Breitbart

Then again…

Kim Jong Un, the North Korean dictator, is recovering Tuesday from a cardiovascular procedure, according to a South Korean media reports.

The Daily NK, an online news periodical based in Seoul, which is run mostly by North Korean defectors, reported that Kim, 36, was recovering from his April 12 surgery at a resort county villa on the east coast. The report said Kim has been in bad health because of heavy smoking, obesity and overwork.

Sources told Fox News that the White House is aware of the reports of Kim’s health, but there is no confirmation.

From Fox News

Certainly no love lost with The Hermit Kingdom’s dictator, but his surprising passing would destabilize the region until a successor is empowered. Or it’s just business as usual while he recovers. Stay tuned.

Category: Breaking News, International Affairs, Korea

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JTB

Hack Stone

Damn shame that he could not impart some of his flying skillz to Daniel Bernath. Who wouldn’t pay to see those two behind the controls of an aircraft?

26Limabeans
Sapper3307

“Bernath is my copilot.”
Kim

ArmyATC

“No single person on earth has ever departed and landed the same aircraft.”

So that’s why there are two pilots!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hack Stone

Thoughts and prayers.

😛😛😛😛

Friend

Thoughts and prayers? I was angry until I saw Hack posted…
Translated for you Hack…
Suffer and die Jong..

Hack Stone

You can have negative thoughts and pray for bad things to happen.

Fyrfighter

5th/77th FA

Maybe Kim Cheese shoulda shared some of those bacon double cheese burgers with super sized fries that Dennis Rodman brought him. But then again, who is to say that his sister didn’t encourage him to pig out. Better the devil we know?

marinedad61

5th/77th FA,
Yes, the sister knew better than to get fat.
Hypothetical…
He croaks,
she takes over,
and the male-oriented hierarchy of North Korea overthrows her.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/20/kim-yo-jong-the-sister-of-kim-jong-un-fast-becoming-his-alter-ego

Wilted Willy

Who cares? This little fat fuck deserves to die a very slow and painful death! The only work this little fat fucker ever did was attack a triple cheeseburger! I hope he does an Elvis impersonation and dies on the shitter! I am sure the people are tired of starving to death?
Let us all hope for the best!!!

SFC D

Glad to have you back Willy!

Wilted Willy

Thanks, it is great to be back among the heathens!!!

OWB

Sorry – no time for concern. Too busy studying mathematical models for veracity.

(Yeah, that was sarc. Maybe.)

JTB

So far..The comments have not disappointed..

Veritas Omnia Vincit

These fuckers are always enabled by the toadies around them who could put a stop to this shit at any time…they never do.

The people who enabled Castro, Mao, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, those are also real monsters. When you stand idly by in the halls of power and watch anyone do what these men did you become an accomplice to their criminal acts and history will define you as just another piece of garbage.

I hope this fat prick dies of sepsis screaming in pain while his guts fester and rot…slow and agonizing is the only death this piece of shit deserves.

Slow Joe

The Rules for Rulers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs&list=LLV009HWRAJLQkwEdFagAj3w&index=8&t=0s

I don’t agree with everything in there, but I think it is interesting.

Roh-Dog

Brain dead you say? Doubt that, as he lacks the proper equipment for that diagnosis.
Sic semper fatf*cki.

Roh-Dog

Also, when will our resident seagull be here to defend the Glorious Leader and to chastise us for flouting the compulsory mourning period?

Commissar

Why would I defend him?

Roh-Dog

He’s a great basketball player….?

David

I don’t see any conflict between “brain dead” and normality.

Ex-PH2

So ND:tBF is not going to outlive his daddy or his grandaddy? (Yawn) Okay, then.

Comm Center Rat

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?
Pyong Yang!

Why did the North Korean flee to South Korea?
To find his Seoul mate.

Why do North Koreans sell only one size of drink?
Because they have a Supreme Liter.

I recently watched a North Korean horror movie.
It turned out to be a documentary.

How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall?
B-52

Fjardeson

B52. Spew alert. 🙂

Combat Historian

This family of despots probably think of themselves as modern Egyptian royalty and practice inbreeding to keep the bloodline pure. This obese fat fuck is a far cry from granddaddy Kim Il Sung, who was a calculating brutal mass murderer but made of far sterner physical stuff and lived for 84 years until the mid 1990s. In contrast, this overstuffed fat piece of shit is only 36 and probably dying from God knows how many diseases. Talk about a pale shadow and imitation of his killer granddad…must be the genes…

A Proud Infidel®™️

I wonder if he also drinks booze like his father did? His father Kim Jong [Mentally] Il was known to have a constant thirst for liquor!

Anonymous

Not to mention the Swedish prostitute “pleasure squad” he had flown in and that he insisted upon dressing like Blofeld or Dr. No from the Connery-era Bond flicks.

The Other Whitey

Is NDtBF’s hot sister still waiting in the wings? Or has he strapped her to a howitzer yet?

Anonymous

Apparently, she’s still around.

Hondo

She may be attractive – but so is a female Black Widow spider. Might want to pass on that one.

Hondo

Addendum: presumably later photos of the lady available online show her appearing much thinner in the face. That’s usually a giveaway for weight loss. Curiously, presumably recent photos of ND:tBF show him appearing even somewhat more portly than in the past.

Perhaps she caught her brother “appropriating” part of her rations and put him in the hospital? (smile)

David

Under thug rule, people close to the Supreme Thug, hence his likely successors, are almost always thugs as well. See: the Hussein brothers as an example. Expecting a kind and wise successor is to be drinking your bathwater… plan for another batshit psycho and you will not be disappointed.

Ex-PH2

I don’t think they have bath water in North Korea.

Mustang Major

Kim has heart problems you say? No worries, as there are many of his subject that will gladly donate their hearts if required.

Hondo

Donate? Certainly. But I’m not sure about the “gladly” part, Mustang Major. Might not be their idea. (smile)

Mason

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!

Sarge

i heard from scuttlebutt he had brain surgery, which of course in North Korea, Rocket Science > Brain Surgery.

I expect his sister to step in, if not, there will be a grab for power by generals.

Anonymous

Which explains why the attending physician is a proctologist.

Just Lurkin

Gosh it would be terrible if, say, Kim were to die and the ROK used the chaos there and in China to sweep over the border and take over the country, governing it as a dependency for 20 years or so. Maybe we could convince the Chinese to turn a blind eye as reparations for starting a worldwide pandemic. Not really any need for U.S. forces to play any part, except maybe enthusiastic cheerleaders.

26Limabeans

Kinda like the Berln Wall coming down.

marinedad61

9000 won says….
the cheerleaders are practicing their routines again.

marinedad61

Anyone (else, however briefly) ever entertain the
“I can rescue a hot babe from her shithole country” fantasy?
lolol

Commissar

Yeah, I do.

The whole regime executes and imprisons all her relatives is a huge buzzkill though.

marinedad61

While I’m on a Korean cheerleader tangent, did you know?

Unlike the USA,
South Korea has cheerleaders for major league BASEBALL.

Anonymous

We should have that here. 🙂

The Other Whitey

Did anybody else’s vision get blurry?

marinedad61

The Other Whitey,
Update – South Korea Baseball is returning on May 1.

This might make you go blind,
or melt your face.
Cheerleading to “Show me your posse.”

marinedad61

Corrected link. (sorry)

HMCS(FMF) ret

IPL (cricket) cheerleaders

Commissar

We already know this to be false. He missed his Grandfather’s Birthday Celebration.

Which is roughly the equivalent of a US president not showing up to the state of the union.

He is definitely in poor health. The only question is how poor his health is right now and whether he is improving or not.

A Proud Infidel®™️

IMHO you’re dead right about that!

Ret_25X

The current South Korean president is very pro NK and would submit the bill for reunification tomorrow if he thought it would pass.

When I was stationed in the ROK in the 90’s I thought about a third of the population would actively participate with NK in an invasion scenario.

Today, I think that is a low estimate.

Cameron

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Would you say that your new estimate of those who will participate with North Korea if it were to invade is most likely going to be higher than your original estimate today or lower? I have a good friend from high school who’s currently stationed over there with the Army.

Aysel

I pray that the people of North Korea are liberated from the tyranny they currently live under. I pray that those starving in the fields know true freedom in their lifetimes. If that means the death of all of the ruling class in that shit hole of a country, then so be it.

A Proud Infidel®™

I can buy that porky ‘lil Kim-Cheese in in trouble from smoking and overeating, but overwork? I won’t shed a tear when fat boy kicks the bucket!

Blaster

Well,,

Hell Red,,,

Everybody gotta die sometime!!

Anonymous

Still no news:

Commissar

The cut from the women marching to the old men clapping makes me laugh every time.

Hondo

Stopped clock principle, AW1Ed – stopped clock principle. (smile)

Veritas Omnia Vincit

26Limabeans

I dunno, those racy skirts do kinda light
a distant fire…very distant.

A Proud Infidel®™

And you can see some Hooters a’bouncing when the Women march by!

Anonymous

Chicoms still do it better:

A Proud Infidel®™

Looking sharp, but I like the way the North Korean Women’s hooters jiggle while they’re goose stepping!

Commissar

Not a fair comparison, they are better fed.

rgr1480

rgr1480

Wow … “double tiiiiiime … GOOSESTEP!”

Hondo

Perhaps he just has a “heavy cold” and will recover from it in due time. Though I must add that it didn’t work out quite that way for Andropov.

Seriously: if ND:tBF had bypass surgery, he’s going to pretty well incapacitated for a few days even if things went well. If there were complications, he could be incapacitated for much longer than that – or might not make it.

Either way, given how closely North Korea controls info about its leadership we’re simply going to have to wait and see. Kinda like we did with Andropov.

Anonymous

Soviet leaders usually died from emphysema and/or cirrhosis of the liver. Kim will go from cheeseburgers.

A Proud Infidel®™

Speaking of Andropov, that reminds me of the ABC’s of Dead Russian Leaders:

Hondo

Yo, Poodle – here’s a “hero flick” for ya. Just don’t fap so much you have a sore wrist after watching it, OK?

A Proud Infidel®™

Only slightly off-topic, it’s Earth Day which is also Vladimir Lenin’s Birthday. Happenstance? Coincidence?

Hondo

Given the pronounced leftward lean of most of the 1960s counterculture, my guess would be “no”.

OWB

Good guess.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

Quick brain fart/two synapses firing at the same time.
If Kim Jong Cheese Eater kickes the bucket, and his sister steps up, will SHE also be known as ND:tBF?
(there’s a mental image to quickly brain bleach)