Bob Morgan – Phony SEAL; Fake Covert Mission to Libya

| March 19, 2020

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on this Robert Eugene Morgan fella.  Robert, who seems to go by “Bob” comes to us from Kingsland, Georgia.

Bob was featured in an article in The Brunswick News in which they spoke about his time as a US Navy SEAL.

The military claims were summarized at the beginning of the article.

Since a Robert Morgan was not listed in the BUD/S-SEAL database during the time that he served, his story took on some doubt.  NOTE: There was someone by that name that went to BUD/S but that was way before our little Bobby here joined the Navy.

His military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request with the National Personnel Records Center (NPRC).

In addition, the Department of Defense Manpower Data Center / SCRA was checked for service dates.

DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

Morgan’s official military records from the National Personnel Records Center (NPRC) do not support many of his claims.

Time in Service

The service time that he claims of six (6) years is not supported. Several official records show that he served from 1984-1988.

Rank

Morgan’s records show that he was enlisted and was discharged as an AMH3 (E-4) which is a Aviation Structural Mechanic Third Class. His records do not support the claim that he was a Second Class Petty officer (E-5) which is one enlisted pay grade above his actual rank at discharge.

Medals

The article about Morgan claimed that he had earned the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal; Navy Expeditionary Medal (two times); Meritorious Unit Commendation (six times); Navy Unit Commendation (five times); Good Conduct Medal; National Defense Service Medal.

His records actually show he was awarded the Meritorious Unit Commendation (one time); the Sea Service Deployment Ribbon (not claimed); and the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal. The rest of the medals claimed were not listed in Morgan’s official military records.

Navy SEAL

Morgan’s records show no training as a Navy SEAL nor any duty assignments as a Navy SEAL, yet the newspaper article claims he was a SEAL and injured on a covert SEAL mission in Libya. As mentioned before, he was not found in the BUD/S-SEAL database when it was checked.

Purple Heart

Morgan’s records show no listing of a Purple Heart. Although he claimed that he was injured and denied a Purple Heart because the U.S. was not technically at war with Libya, it is really a story implying that he rated one but there was somehow an honorable reason why he did not have one.

The Purple Heart medal is covered by the Stolen Valor Act of 2013.

 

Bobby should have just been proud of what he actually did do.  I am guessing he participated in Operation “EL DORADO CANYON”  because of his Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal. He served during a time when most wouldn’t.

We hear he likes to run his suck about all kinds of nonsense.  Lots of veterans served from the mid 70’s through the 80’s when there was not a lot of positive recognition for doing so.   They did their duty and served honorably.  I can tell you that I served with a lot of Marines better than I ever was during those years.   Most of them ended their tour of duty with little more than a Good Conduct Medal.

Turns my stomach when clowns like Bob Morgan besmirch their service.

Much respect to those who served during that forgotten Era and did so with dignity and humility.

 

Category: Fake SEAL, Libya, Media, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Purple Heart, Stolen Valor, Stolen Valor Act, Valor Vultures

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  1. 26Limabeans says:

    He falsely claims the coveted NDSM.
    That alone is a mortal sin.

    • IS1 (SW) says:

      That’s about as low as you can go. Damn.

    • The Stranger says:

      As a humble 2-time recipient of that coveted award, I can say that The Brotherhood is not amused.

    • Combat Historian says:

      As a two-time recipient of the NDSM, I say this grave assault on all things decent and precious CANNOT STAND…

      • The Stranger says:

        Exactly! I mean, seriously, is NOTHING sacred?

        • Comm Center Rat says:

          “Captain” Morgan knew the highly coveted yet rarely awarded NDSM was necessary for building his Fake SEAL bona fides.

          The Brotherhood is outraged by this usurper’s false bravado.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      He is standing on the shoulders of men and women that rightfully earned the NDSM.

      Although the NDSM is not included in the Stolen Valor Act of 2013, anything of value gained by claiming this award should not be overlooked.

      • Martinjmpr says:

        By “anything of value” does that include the panty-dropping effect of the line “I have an NDSM?”

        Asking for a friend…

        • Stacy0311 says:

          Not sure your friend would like to see the type of individual who is motivated to drop panties in response to coveted NDSM.

          Think Rosie O’Donnel after a food orgy at Golden Corral. With the personality of Nancy Pelosi….

    • Jay says:

      Indeed. I ‘earned a place among the few’ after they approved the NDSM after 9/11. As a part of the ‘brotherhood’, I am not amused in the LEAST.

      • ChipNASA says:

        Me fourth. Double fuck you from the world of double NDSM.
        Fuck your fucking fuckplace fucking fucklord fucker.

  2. 5th/77th FA says:

    It is bad enough that the lying embellishing POS Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan tried to make himself a SEAL with rank, this sack of sh*t is claiming the Coveted Brotherhood of the National Defense Service Medal. And EVERYBODY knows that they just didn’t give those out to just anybody.

    Google Fame will not be kind to you Bobbie. Even dumber that you tried to pull your sh*tbaggery in an AO literally crawling with Warriors. Chipster are you up to a 3rd deployment in so many days? You getting to be like that devil that went down to Georgia, getting in a bind cause you are way behind. Motion made, can we get a SECOND and an AYE?

    Phuque you you phuqueing lying POS Robert Eugene Morgan.

    • ChipNASA says:

      Oh ye King of Battle, 5th/77th FA ,
      The HoI stands by, ready for all of those who have earned the honor by their actions, we also stand ready, manning our weapons, our hands sweating, fingers tingling, awaiting for the coming order …. and I await the call…..Gentleman, you have your orders ….

    • The Stranger says:

      SEGUNDO!

  3. Ret_25X says:

    now I wonder if he actually lost his leg at all, or is that a lie as well?

  4. Comm Center Rat says:

    “Stump” Morgan is a lame ass Fake SEAL. No effort to award himself any valor medals. No “Lone Survivor” heroism. No doo rag, motorcycle, chaps, bling vest, or service dog. He looks like the “Captain” of Tennille fame. Heck, he doesn’t have a leg to stand on in the murky world of POSers. Go row your dinghy!

  5. AW1Ed says:

    Robert Eugene Morgan, another phony SEAL claiming honors and awards of better men that he never earned. Prior service fakes are the worst; they know better and steal valor anyway.

    Welcome to your new found fame, Robert Eugene Morgan. The interwebs are forever.

  6. IS1 (SW) says:

    ASSBAG

  7. IS1 (SW) says:

    Are the phony SEALs making a comeback? Who’s keeping score?

  8. Comm Center Rat says:

    Dave Hardin: “Most of them ended their tour of duty with little more than a Good Conduct Medal.”

    Great observation and so true. I first served during that “forgotten era” between VN and DSS/S and after seven years the Good Conduct Medal was indeed my highest award. After a long break in service, I deployed to Iraq and AFG and was awarded more BTDT ribbons in two years than I earned throughout the entire Forgotten Era.

    And during the Forgotten Era I was never once publicly thanked for my service. After 9/11 “thank you for your service” became a worn out punchline.

    I too salute the veterans of that Era.

    • AW1Ed says:

      I was hunting Soviet submarines in that time frame, and the hunting was good.

      • STGCS Ret says:

        Sir Yes Sir — it was a target rich environment in the med.. I have seen a bunch of those grams- too much my eyes almost crossed permanently.

      • Martinjmpr says:

        I was pulling gate guard at the back entrance to Hindenburg Kaserne in Ansbach with an unloaded M-16 over my shoulder (we weren’t allowed to carry loaded mags.)

  9. Combat Historian says:

    The fake SEALs are uber jealous that MP/TAH has been featuring phony Army SPECOPS posers the past few days, and the fake SEALs want to get back into the game…

    Did Robert Eugene Morgan serve on the same “SEAL Team” with Joseph (Amazin Strippin Dog Killer) Cryer in Libya?

    And Oh, Little Bobby, GFY…

    • Ret_25X says:

      he was in that sooper ultimate really really sekret seal team pi.

      this team doesn’t actually go out on missions or trains, they just pose for photos and tell lies about missions and training.

      It is known as seal team pi because no one knows how many members actually exist…it could be infinite.

      All members of seal team pi identify as gender fluid harbor seals, also known as “fluffers” at Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in rear).

      these “pi mates” should be approached with caution as their bull shittery can become explosive and get on everyone around them

      • Combat Historian says:

        In this day and age of Wuhan fecal transmission, having their bullshittery explode and splat on you may be a REALLY bad thing 😉

  10. Hack Stone says:

    Kingsland Georgia is 190 miles from Merritt Island Florida. Just wondering if Phil Monkress will allow him to telecommute when he is brought on board as a senior executive at All Points Logistics?

    • The Stranger says:

      I don’t know, but my question is: does Phildo have any type of maritime shipping business under the aegis of that mighty conglomerate that is All-Points Logistics? If so, he could put ol’ Bob here in command of one of those vessels and he can be henceforth addressed as Captain Morgan!🥃

      • Ret_25X says:

        Talk about giving rum a bad name…this assmunch would ruin the brand…

        • Green Thumb says:

          Its already ruined.

          But Phildo could definitely work he angle of employing “disabled” Veterans. Probably catch a few tax breaks.

  11. Keepin' It Real says:

    Well, I guess when one is faced with telling a story such as cutting his leg on barbed wire while fencing sheep and it got infected or he got tossed off the bucking steer at Gilley’s trying to tap into his inner “Urban Cowboy” vs. a secret covert SEAL op in Libya, one of these stories sounds just a little better.

    Then, there is the Purple Heart medal. The “we-weren’t-officially-at-war-with Libya” but it doesn’t diminish my covert SEAL op there is another way of saying “I rate the Purple Heart but there was a highly noble reason I never got one.”

    Instead of a citation, they have a story.

    Similar to the tried and proven go-to of “they gave me a Purple Heart but I told them to shove it up their a$$ because good men, many of them my buddies, were killed in that mission.”

    That scar or amputation is best explained by war-time heroics because people look at you in a different light.

  12. ninja says:

    What is MORE DISTURBING is that less than a year ago, in June 2019, the SAME EXACT Newspaper (The Brunswick News) and the SAME EXACT Reporter(Gordon Jackson) wrote an article about an Ed Doyle who claimed to have been an Army RANGER with a Distinguished Service Cross, Combat Infantry Badge when in actuality, Doyle was an Air Force Weatherman!

    Here is The Brunswick News September 2019 article.

    Check out the name of the reporter!

    “Army Ranger Fought In Korea and Vietnam”

    https://thebrunswicknews.com/news/local_news/army-ranger-fought-in-korea-and-vietnam/article_7d1ad71e-915e-5f35-ac62-122c714a4732.html

    And it was featured on TAH!

    “Ed Doyle-Phony Korea and Vietnam RANGER”

    https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=90460

    Has anyone contacted the Newspaper and the Reporter?

    gjackson@thebrunswicknews.com

    • ninja says:

      The Brunswick News FACEBOOK address:

      https://www.facebook.com/thebrunswicknews/

      Send the Newspaper and the Reporter, Gordon Jackson, some Love via FACEBOOK about Bob Morgan!

      When are they going to get their act together?

      Sheesh!

    • sbalm says:

      ninja – When you post something with links, it automatically falls into the category of being held up to be authorized. It is a machine rule vs a computer rule.

      So, if you assume it did not post during the time it takes for an admin to authorize and you repost it again, you get a double post.

      • ninja says:

        Thank You, sbalm!

        I apologize!

        AW1Ed also shared that with me, i.e. having more than 3 links in a post.

        I caught it after I initially posted, so will go sit in the corner for timeout/social distancing.

        Thank You again!

        • sbalm says:

          It’s called a “Double Tap.”

          No harm, no foul.

          I’ll delete the first one.

          • ninja says:

            Thank You, sbalm!

            I contacted the Reporter, Gordon Jackson AND The Brunswick News via email last year about Phony Ed Doyle and never heard from them.

            Am speculating the same will happen with Ole Bob Morgan’s story, i.e. no response.

            Things come in Threes. Why do I feel there will be ANOTHER story written by Gordon Jackson about ANOTHER Military Phony?

            Irresponsible Journalism At Its Best.

            Jackson needs to move to Atlanta and get a job at CNN.

            😉😎

            • marinedad61 says:

              Good morning, Ninja.
              Good catch with the Brunswick News.

              Even better, YOU found something BIGGER.
              Check my GERLOFF comments on the Sleeper page.
              When you scared up that 2nd Ranger Certificate,
              I did a little digging on THAT name,
              Michael C. Gerloff,
              and found a gold mine:
              Stolen Valor, whacko, big mouth, criminal.
              He tried to kill his mother in 2018,
              and his father cited his “cred”.
              Links provided in the comments.
              Enjoy.

              https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=97114

          • Green Thumb says:

            That’s why Paul-mer (of the Ballsack) left All-Points Logistics. To get away from Phildo!

      • Mick says:

        sbalm,

        Roger all; that explains why my reply to AW1Ed above vanished when I hit “post comment”…

        • AW1Ed says:

          What’s on your mind, Mick?

          • Mick says:

            AW1Ed,

            I posted a reply to you that contained a link to the USS AMERICA Carrier Veterans Association website, but when I hit “post comment”, my reply vanished. After reading sbalm’s reply to ninja above about posting comments with embedded links, I then assumed that my comment had gone into the hopper pending approval by a TAH admin, but apparently no one ever got around to approving it, or it did in fact disappear.

            My original comment pointed out that according to his records, ol’ Bobby here would have been working on A-7Es in VA-72 while deployed to the Med with CVW-1 aboard USS AMERICA (CV 66) during Operation EL DORADO CANYON in 1986. (The embedded link to the USS AMERICA Carrier Veterans Association website in my post provided documentation that showed that VA-72 was aboard the carrier during that operation.)

            Perfectly honorable service, performing a difficult job out at sea. And once again, I simply do not understand why that in itself couldn’t be good enough for this guy.

            Now he’s just another needlessly embellishing assclown who has made a complete fool of himself with his phony tales of derring-do. Sad.

            P.S. Too bad that the link to the USS AMERICA Carrier Veterans Association didn’t get approved for posting here at TAH. It has some great photos of a U-2R landing aboard USS AMERICA in November 1969. TINS.

            From the USS AMERICA Carrier Veterans Association website:

            “U-2R aboard the USS America

            Sea trials took place from 21 to 23 November 1969 aboard USS America off the Virginia coast. The tests were conducted by Lockheed test pilot Bill Park plus four CIA pilots. After undergoing abbreviated carrier training, the pilots began a series of takeoffs and landings that proved completely successful. The aircraft was even transported down the ship’s elevator to the hangar deck with no significant difficulties. Even after all this effort, however, the U-2R is not believed to ever have operated from a carrier again.”

            • 5th/77th FA says:

              We’ll see if this works. These should be the U2 pics that our all time “TOP” Marine Aviator was speaking of. Other linkys should go be here also. Some cool stuff. Tanks Mick. ‘Ed called, said he had your front row tickets to the upcoming motion picture show.

              https://www.ussamerica.org/airwing

              • Mick says:

                Keep it up, Gun Bunny, and AW1Ed and I are going to make you sit between us while we watch that “upcoming motion picture show”.

                Remember to bring your hearing protection; you’re gonna need it when AW1Ed and I start screaming and throwing things at the movie screen.

    • sbalm says:

      Someone contacted the reporter yesterday.

      No response from reporter Gordon Jackson.

    • MM says:

      Calling all military phonies, The Brunswick News may want to write about you.

  13. TS Helliot says:

    Bob Morgan is waking up to a little of that Muskrat Love this morning.

    • Hack Stone says:

      Nothing wrong with a little inter species erotica.

      (Think Hack may have stolen that from Clerks or Clerks II)

  14. Ret_25X says:

    aaaaaaaaaaand their farcebook is wide open for comment!

    left a comment for them…

  15. M48DAT says:

    I saw the movie they made about him starring Kurt Russel called ‘Captain Ron’.

    • David says:

      She’s not Cretan Boss- she’s Puerto Rican!”

      That lovely distant water nymph is the edible Rosalyn Sanchez…

  16. Keepin' It Real says:

    Captain and Tenille

    • Combat Historian says:

      If I was Toni Tennille caught in the embrace of this filthy little liar, I would run like hell and then get myself disinfected ASAP…

    • ninja says:

      Toni Tennille:

      From Sweet Home Alabama (Montgomery).

      Attended Auburn University for two years.

      rtr

      😉😎

    • Keepin' It Real says:

      BONUS – also included is the hit single: “The Way I Want To Touch Myself”

      • AW1Ed says:

        Which inspired this hit by the short-lived Divinyls…

        • The Stranger says:

          Yeah, I remember this song. Unfortunately, the hottie in this video passed away (breast cancer, I believe). Also, the lead singer of The Waittresses died young, too. And yet, dirt bags like this clown still live. Where’s the justice?

          • Comm Center Rat says:

            She really was a hottie. I saw the Divinyls in concert in the early 1990s at the famed Hammerjack’s in downtown Baltimore City. I stumbled into the underground of The Block after that show for added entertainment pleasures.

  17. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    2 Things:
    First–
    Robert Eugene Morgan Jr is NOT a Navy SEAL.
    Robert Eugene Morgan Jr DID NOT lose his leg in Libya
    Robert Eugene Morgan Jr DID NOT earn all the fruit salad he claims.
    Robert Eugene Morgan Jr DID take a shit on his honorable service.

    Second–
    I served in between VN & DS/S, and I have had people say “Yeah those years…pppbbbttt…are you really a veteran?” I know its been over for 30 years, but the Cold War was some serious shit…really serious. If you came back from deployment it meant no nuclear Armageddon. History show us now that it almost came to be a couple of times, but the threats of the old Soviet Union have faded from people’s memory and most sadly from the history most people are taught nowadays. I’m thankful that nothing was “hot” when I was in, but me and my shipmates & brothers-in-arms of all the services where there and ready take care of business.
    Sermon over–

  18. Jay says:

    That hat alone is a fucking travesty…..

    In the voice of Uncle Ted from Bobby’s World,

    “Eat Shit and Die, Bobbo!

  19. At least he’s not from Florida which is rare. I googled the NDSM and read why it sometimes is the butt of jokes on the site, I’m glad I didn’t earn the Geedunck medal although sometimes I was called a geedunk Sailor aboard the Lady of the Seas.

    • marinedad61 says:

      Jeff LPH,
      Jawjy (Georgia) outnumbers Florida (per-capita),
      and is the worst state in the nation for PHONIES.
      That said, he’s jogging distance from the Florida line.

  20. AW1Ed says:

    Don’t miss the article’s comments at The New Brunswick News link. Some good ‘uns.

    • SFC D says:

      “I served with Bob in Libya,I was a Marine training SEALs in the desert on how to Volcan dirt dive. We would bury up in the sand, breathe through our eye lids and wait for a man to walk by. I would jump out, grab them, pull their pants down and Bob would pound sand up their ass, like he is doing yours right now.”

      OK, which one of you dickweeds wrote that? That’s fookin awesome!

      Semper Fi

  21. Roh-Dog says:

    Turd.

    • Roh-Dog says:

      Is it me or does this human brasso receptacle look like he intentionally dirties the railings just so he can polish them?

  22. thebesig says:

    Originally posted by Dave Hardin:

    Time in Service

    The service time that he claims of six (6) years is not supported. Several official records show that he served from 1984-1988.

    Not defending the guy… But could this be in reference to his initial military service obligation (MSO)? If he was claiming 6 years of active duty, then his records don’t support that. He may have been transferred to the reserve to fulfill the balance of his military service obligation.

    He’d technically be right if he claimed 6 years of service if his records show that he was transferred to the reserve, then discharged from the reserve effective the completion of his MSO. However, if he didn’t clarify which was active and which was reserve, then his deception here would be consistent with his deception elsewhere.

    It had since been changed to 8 years MSO for initial service. During the reserve portion of their MSO, the may be subject to being returned to active duty.

    Also, Robert Eugene Morgan aka Bob Morgan is a phony Navy SEAL. He did not lose his leg as a result of a participation in a SEAL operation.

    • Dave Hardin says:

      He could say that, he probably has said something like that.

      That’s why we are here to point out that kind of grabasstic nonsense to civilians types.

    • NHSparky says:

      Nope. MSO was 8 years back in 1984.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      As I recall the Discharge Certificate was not
      issued until my 6 yr committment was up so I
      could probably pull that shit along with my
      three bronze service stars on the VSM.

      This site is a wanna be posers gold mine.
      Too bad they don’t check here first and
      not end up here later.

  23. Keepin' It Real says:

    Mystery solved – it’s the very SAME seafaring cap.

    Captain and Tennille Cap

    • Hack Stone says:

      He should hook up with the Lesbian Pirate and they can get their own six week variety show on ABC.

      Whatever happened to the Lesbian Pirate (Fake Marine Colonel with an “eye patch” and terrible photoshopping skills)?

  24. Green Thumb says:

    A wrench.

  25. Keepin' It Real says:

    Q: What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms out swimming in the open ocean?

    A: Bob.

    (Somebody stop me)

  26. Berliner says:

    The only “covert” missions Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan took part in was secretly sniffing the skidmarks on his fellow shipmates skivvies by digging in their laundry bags. He left the service as an E-4, after only 4 years service. He is a legend in his own mind.

  27. Honor and Courage says:

    Probably drawing a nice VA Pension from all his lies ! Seen one case that claimed all kinds of shit and was drawing 3900. a month and never even finished basic training!!! Our system are fucked up big time!!!

  28. Daisy Cutter says:

    Hey, Bob Morgan – the only easy day was yesterday.

    Welcome to your newfound Google fame.

  29. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan left the USN as an E4 Aircraft Mechanic.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan obviously enjoys wearing Sailor themed oufits, I bet he wears a Sailor outfit when he goes to The Blue Oyster.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan looks like the type that hangs out at highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan HAS NO RECORD of ever receiving The Purple Heart.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is not listed in the BUD/S SEAL Database.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan loves 70’s Disco music.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan DID serve in the US Navy for four years.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a lying dingleberry.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan likely did “covert missions” in broom closets and bathroom stalls.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan look like he blows winos behind bus stops.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is less respectable than a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan will now harvest his fair share of The Power of Google®™ as Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

  30. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Here’s the <<>> Version:

    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan left the USN as an E4 Aircraft Mechanic.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan obviously enjoys wearing Sailor themed oufits, I bet he wears a Sailor outfit when he goes to The Blue Oyster.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan looks like the type that hangs out at highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan was featured in The Brunswick News which fell for another phony’s crap.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan HAS NO RECORD of ever receiving The Purple Heart.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is not listed in the BUD/S SEAL Database.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan loves 70’s Disco music.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan DID serve in the US Navy for four years.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a lying dingleberry.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan likely did “covert missions” in broom closets and bathroom stalls.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan look like he blows winos behind bus stops.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan WAS awarded the Sea Service Deployment ribbon according to records found.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is less respectable than a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan looks like he couldn’t even mop a floor without setting a fire alarm off.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a turd burglar.
    Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan will now harvest his fair share of The Power of Google®™ as Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How copy,
    ((((OVER))))

    • Sarge says:

      I copy:

      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan left the USN as an E4 Aircraft Mechanic.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan obviously enjoys wearing Sailor themed oufits, I bet he wears a Sailor outfit when he goes to The Blue Oyster.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan looks like the type that hangs out at highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan was featured in The Brunswick News which fell for another phony’s crap.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan HAS NO RECORD of ever receiving The Purple Heart.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is not listed in the BUD/S SEAL Database.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan loves 70’s Disco music.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan DID serve in the US Navy for four years.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a lying dingleberry.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan likely did “covert missions” in broom closets and bathroom stalls.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan look like he blows winos behind bus stops.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan WAS awarded the Sea Service Deployment ribbon according to records found.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is less respectable than a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan looks like he couldn’t even mop a floor without setting a fire alarm off.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a turd burglar.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan will now harvest his fair share of The Power of Google®™ as Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      I have 90 minutes left here, enough time to summon the staff summary sheet if needed.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I copy:
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan left the USN as an E4 Aircraft Mechanic.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan obviously enjoys wearing Sailor themed oufits, I bet he wears a Sailor outfit when he goes to The Blue Oyster.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan looks like the type that hangs out at highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan was featured in The Brunswick News which fell for another phony’s crap.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan HAS NO RECORD of ever receiving The Purple Heart.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is not listed in the BUD/S SEAL Database.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan loves 70’s Disco music.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan DID serve in the US Navy for four years.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a lying dingleberry.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan likely did “covert missions” in broom closets and bathroom stalls.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan look like he blows winos behind bus stops.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan WAS awarded the Sea Service Deployment ribbon according to records found.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is less respectable than a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan looks like he couldn’t even mop a floor without setting a fire alarm off.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a turd burglar.
        Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan will now harvest his fair share of The Power of Google®™ as Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
        I have 90 minutes left here, enough time to summon the staff summary sheet if needed.
        Good Copy,
        ((((OVER))))

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Here’s the <> Version:
      *NOTE*, I will not use the “” anymore because the top should have read “This is the *NEW and IMPROVED* version…”
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan left the USN as an E4 Aircraft Mechanic.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan obviously enjoys wearing Sailor themed oufits, I bet he wears a Sailor outfit when he goes to The Blue Oyster.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan looks like the type that hangs out at highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan was featured in The Brunswick News which fell for another phony’s crap.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan HAS NO RECORD of ever receiving The Purple Heart.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is not listed in the BUD/S SEAL Database.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan loves 70’s Disco music.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan DID serve in the US Navy for four years.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a lying dingleberry.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan likely did “covert missions” in broom closets and bathroom stalls.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan look like he blows winos behind bus stops.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan WAS awarded the Sea Service Deployment ribbon according to records found.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is less respectable than a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan looks like he couldn’t even mop a floor without setting a fire alarm off.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is a turd burglar.
      Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan will now harvest his fair share of The Power of Google®™ as Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
      How copy,
      ((((OVER))))

  31. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    I see Robert “Bob” Eugene Morgan is all dressed up in the pic for another “booty call” at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear) where he “sails the seven seas” as a butt pirate.

    Enjoy the internet fame, Ass Hamster…