Paul Kilbourn – Phony SEAL and “The Devil of Afghanistan”
The folks at MilitaryPhony sent us their work on Howard “Paul” Kilbourn. Kilbourn lives in Windsor, Colorado and is 37 years old at the time of this writing – March 2020. He seems to prefer to go by just “Paul” when he isn’t being called “The Reaper” or “The Devil of Afghanistan.”
On Kilbourn’s Facebook profile, it states that he was a “Former Warfare Operator NAVY SEAL at U.S. Navy” in addition to prominently displaying a U.S. Navy SEAL Trident.
As you drill down into the “About” section, you can see that he claims he was in the Navy from 1999-2000.
On a Wikiredia page that bears his name, Kilbourn is listed as a Navy SEAL sniper in addition to a nickname of “The Reaper” and “The Devil of Afghanistan.” The latter may be a theme from the movie “American Sniper.”
Also on this Wiki page, it claims he was with SEAL Team 3 and awarded a Silver Star and two (2) Bronze Stars (valor). It also says he participated in the Battle of Ramadi and the Second Battle of Fallujah (Operation Al-Fajr).
Kilbourn’s name was checked against the UDT/SEAL archives and the UDT/SEAL database and it was discovered that there is NO record of “Howard Paul Kilbourn” or any other variation of his name ever completing BUD/S Training or assigned to any SEAL teams.
Also, there is no record of a Silver Star listed for Howard Paul Kilbourn at the following databases:
- https://homeofheroes.com/silver-star/silver-star-global-war-on-terror/silver-star-global-war-on-terror-navy/
- https://valor.defense.gov/Recipients/Navy-Silver-Star/
Kilbourn’s military records were ordered from the Department of the Navy through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.
Just for the sake of completeness, the DoD Manpower Data Center was systematically searched from 1998, when Kilbourn would have been 16 years old, to the present day. In every search conducted, there was no record found of active duty service.
DISCUSSION and SUMMARY
When trying to obtain Kilbourn’s official military records from the Department of the Navy (DoN), they could not locate any military records on him.
Since there are no military records to confer with, there would be no record of military training as a SEAL and therefore no deployments or military conflicts that he would be awarded the Silver Star and two Bronze Stars.
STOLEN VALOR
If the claims by Paul Kilbourn were used to leverage work, military or civilian promotions, or anything else of value, he may be in violation of Stolen Valor laws. State laws may also apply.
NOTE: Dave Hardin is away this week and asked me to post this case for him.
Category: Afghanistan, Bronze Star, Fake SEAL, Iraq, Navy, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Silver Star, Valor Vultures
Sphincter reaper
Blower and boffer of balls
Devil of cock gobbling
Full time employee at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Senior, I just spit my Keystone out laughing. HAHAHA
Keystone?
You should spit that shit out just on principle.
These are now being added to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ ( DONE! )
Dildohead.
We 5 incarnations of “dildo” but, dildohead is not there so it’s being added to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™
Calls himself the “Devil of Afghanistan”, huh? Since he wasn’t in the US military, maybe he’s Taliban. Has the beard for it in the Facebook profile pic.
He didn’t say if the Taliban put a price on his head due to all the damage he caused.
what a bacha boi…
That too is now being added to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™
The look on his face tells me that he “has experienced the joy of being the fat bottomed boy”… more than one in his pathetic lifetime.
More like the “Ass Slut” of Afghanistan.
“ass slut” and “bacha boi” are the same thing…although I guess one could be an ass slut without dressing like a girl and dancing first…
plus, I was going for the whole “willing participant in deviant culture” identity for him.
Yes. I see.
I like the clarification.
Liker of ManLove Thursday
Anytime some dude claims in public he is the “Devil/Killer/Hunter/Masher/Ripper/(fill in the blank)” of “Iraq/Afghanistan/Syria/Somalia/(fill in the blank)”, then it is guaranteed that he is a complete phony poser liar. Nobody talks that way about their overseas combat tour except for phonies, posers, and liars…
and…everyone knows that you don’t get cool callsigns or team names…it’s always something lame or embarrassing….
Like Slurpee, or Stinky…or in this ass’ case, bacha boi…
Rule #1 of military nicknames or callsigns: You don’t get to pick your own nickname or callsign. It chooses you.
most soldiers don’t get the kind of names Hollywood makes up…most are based on unit mottos and many units have completely lame mottos…like the Gimlets, or the old 14th INF “Right of the Line”…what would those be? “Line 6”? sounds like you need a Lily Tomlin voice over!
But I was lucky…Global 7 (Ancient)…
Cacti!
Grandpa. Platoon even put it on a hat for me. Little fuckers.
“Pyro” after all my artillery simulators, flares, smoke, and CS blew up my jeep … in full view of a battalion AAR at the NTC.
I was a Green-team Observer-Controller, Scorpion 12C, back when the NTC was the last frontier army post in the west (early 1980s).
The Green Team commander merely said, “Go to the motor pool and get another jeep.” No statement of charges, etc.
Was that the Ford Pinto M151?
M151A as I recall … wasn’t aware it was a Ford.
Sometime after that we transitioned to Sheridans. The upside to Sheridans is that they are hard to turn over, hard to high-center, and you are pretty safe sleeping at night; dunno how many close calls I had in a jeep while controlling a night movement-to-contact on a dusty and moonless night in blackout drive!
Farmer here. Bring on the beer and fat chicks. Over.
Ass Plugger 6.
This will work for this clown.
Or this:
How quick they run away, went searching for him on F/B and only found 2 listed, one older person and one that didn’t even look like him although he might have taken over his job at a taco stand.
Is it common for people to use their middle name instead of their first name?
We use my son’s middle name. he’s the IV though
My alias as a porn actor was my middle name as my first name along with the street I grew-up on as my last name. In that line of work its not uncommon for men to use their middle name.
My cousin put himself through medical school by being a porn actor.
The only issue he has now is every time he gives someone a shot he pulls it out at the last minute and squirts it all over their face.
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Nothing like a real deal phony seal that’s also a sniper FIRST thing of a morning. I gave the lying POS Howard Paul Kilbourn a heads up on the Military Phony site on evening last. Bwaaahahaha, here it comes dipsh^t, your trip to Google Fame. “The Reaper” “Devil of Afghanistan” my Aunt Fanny. Bwaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No time for half measures on this POS the liar, Valor Thief, NEVER SERVED IN THE MILITARY at all, Howard Paul Kilbourn. Make sure we use the name of Howard Paul Kilbourn in every comment to get Paul Kilbourn plenty of google fame. Let me be the FIRST to say how despicable the liar is.
Cut to the chase, if anyone was ever due the entire Time on Target Fire Mission of the Combined Arms Army Hemisphere of Insults, Alphabet Assault, Toilet Bowl of Taunts, AND The Staff Summary Sheet, it would be the lying Valor Thief Howard Paul Kilbourn. I will be the FIRST to call for said deployment and do hereby, forthwith request a SECOND and an AYE. Chipster warm up your Aerial Artillery Platform, you are cleared hot. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Phuque you, you POS Howard Paul Kilbourn!
ps…his fakebook account went “POOF” just a very few minutes after the notice from Patriots of the MP Site dropped him some love there. Bwaahahahaha
Poof. Poof.
The Wikiredia page went blank, too.
There goes the “I was hacked” defense.
He can vamoose from Fakebook,
but he can’t hide from Weld County or Larimer County,
which covers Fort Collins and Greeley, Colorado.
Well, unless he goes west, for the tall snowy Rockies, like a Donner.
Don’t drag my good name into this.
Good afternoon, Hack.
I’ll keep hacking references in the past tense, hacked.
Same goes for stoned.
lol
Got it and standing by. I also agree this douche canoe needs the full load.
As with other deployments of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , I’ll stand by for 1. The appropriate Roberts Rules here at TAH to vote on it and 2. A momentary review and consideration that this individual and their posting is generally not going to generate any undue influence or attract attention from local, regional or national media organizations, so as to not impede any further investigation into his behavior and distracting from linking to MP or TAH by a due deployment of said and glorious, The Hemisphere of Insults®™
Holding pattern in 3…2…1…and awaiting final operational approval….
Ok now we are in need of a SECOND and an AYE for the Fire Mission. Dahell wrong wid y’all, my trigger finger as itchy as a bar girl after a visit from the 7th Fleet.
Chipster doing his part, he’s standing by and adding to the HoI. Let’s get with the program, I ain’t got all day, Chips gets off work soon. Where’s Pappy, the Stranger? SFC D? Senior Chief? Somebody?
OH and I spent the better part of 20 or 30 minutes upgrading the HoI from comments in this particular thread *PLUS* some more amusing things from my diseased mind and the intrawebs.
StayTuned…. loitering aircraft over target…..
( 5th/77th FA is right, I’ll check back tomorrow if we don’t get the proper codes for launch today, I do have a tight schedule in the afternoons sometimes. )
Segundo!
Aye yi yi!
Aye!
Weapons hot!
Happy Tuesday folks, Well now, isn’t this something. We have the proper votes and Roberts Rules at TAH have been met so, sorry for the delay from yesterday afternoon, and as they say, better late than never. I also see that the posts have not been many, SO, that being said, Howard Paul Kilbourn, are you ready? You need to pause, loosen up and breathe easy because you’re about to take the *WHOLE LOAD* and you should take it like a man, because you have so richly earned it, with your fraud, your lies, your silly bullshit. the internet and Google will not forget and you wanted attention and fame and recognition, well here you go, may man. You earned it, so now, OWN IT BITCH!!!! The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! … Howard (The DICK not Duck) Paul (Oh we know about people named Psul around here) Kilbourn (Stillborn) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!,… Read more »
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AMEN!!!! Finally! Took a solid 12 hours to get the SECOND and the AYE! That, (in his best Charles Emerson Winchester voice) GENTLEMEN, is not acceptable. The FIRST Commentor to read the motion for the deployment of the HoI should immediately give the SECOND and the next should vote AYE. The race to approve a deployment of the Insults used to rival the race for the Friday TAH WOT FIRST! Are we getting to become slackards or complacent? Maybe this week’s Lordship is not Lording over his loyal miscreanted d’weeds as he should? Maybe he should do as a certain KoB does and offer refreshing beverages and/or snacky stuff when he wins?
Either way Chipster, Thanks, ya damned old Wing Wiping Chair Force Puke. The itching has subsided…for now. You da Man!
Thank you kind sir, 5th/77th FA and just to you know, I Immediately transitioned to Major Charles Emerson Winchester III’s voice as I am quite the M*A*S*H-o-phile And to wit, I leave you with this….
“Gentlemen..”
(NOTE: If you just skimmed over the HoI, you may want to read it in it’s *NEW* entirety, because I have added quite a few of your contributions there. thankyouverymuch, and as always…muchly appreciated)
Whenever we have a deployed Fire Mission of the HoI, I always read it in its entirety. Every.damn.word! Every. damn.time! AND watch the videos. It’s the least we can do to pay proper Honors to your work.
Our work, you dick waving, big gun swinging, battlefield honcho!!
Our work, as I am but the curator.
Another “Call of Duty” Commando with a negative Gunga Dan Line…
Life imitates art? Could Paul be ther “real” Rede Rascal?
https://www.amazon.com/Red-Rascals-War-Doonesbury-Book/dp/1449408206#reader_1449408206
Turd.
I was immediately suspicious about the Devil’s claims while reading his Wikiredia page. He didn’t list the highly coveted though rarely awarded NDSM in the Awards section. That’s always a tip-off to those of us in the Brotherhood.
Since this POSer lives in Colorado I’m surprised he didn’t pretend to be a Green Beret with the 10th SFG (A) at Fort Carson. Kilbourn strayed to far off shore claiming to be a battle hardened SEAL. The dude is only 37 – he might still be able to get in the fight if he really wants to be a heroic patriot instead of a keyboard warrior.
“he might still be able to get in the fight”
Yep, it’s my understanding that the maximum age limits (non-prior service) for the Army is 42 and the Air Force (and Space Force?) is 39.
So, if he really wanted the highly coveted, but rarely awarded NDSM and admission to the greatest brotherhood on the planet, time’s a-wasting./smile
Poof and Facebook has disappeared LOL to bad he cant disappear..
Wonder if he has a LinkedIn profile. Those are often used/abused as well.
Be interesting to see if he has a Navy SEAL licence plate, which CO offers with proof of. DD214
Wow, with deft skill and rapid speed phony SEAL Howard Paul Kilbourn is tyring to scrub his many lies and falsehoods from the internet…but some things are forever phony SEAL & all-around POS Howard Paul Kilbourn.
I always wonder if its better that these guys never serve as opposed to a service member shitting all over themselves.
Either way, Howard Paul Kilbourn is not a SEAL and NEVER served in the military.
I suppose Howard Paul Kilbourn, phony SEAL, breaks the Green Beret streak we’ve been having. GNBA!
Hack Stone’s nickname is The Ballbuster Of Bethesda.
D’oh, should have posted that on the comment below. Hack Stone blames the cheap ass cell phone provided by the Vice President of the proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government.
You forgot the vast right wing conspiracy and how the Mods here are all Deplorables, and proud of it.
‘Cause we are.
*grin*
Gotta give credit where credit is DUE; at least he gave himself a cool nickname, “The Devil of Afghanistan.” That’s cool. I’m sure he prestiged 9-10 x on Call of Duty Black Ops…that’s gotta count for something. Asshole.
Why can’t they ever claim to be be Supply? Pick the low hanging fruit once in a while?
This turd is low hanging fruit.
Probably why the Taliban were so quick to sign the peace agreement.
The U.S. threatened to send “The Devil” in again to do some mop up duty.
Daisy,
There goes my mouthful of coffee….
Do list..
1. tablecloth to cleaners
Seal sniper, huh? Isn’t it a little past time for harvesting seals? Something like that? I thought those guys used fish as bait and heavy, thick clubs to do the job of killing seals. Or was that The Walrus? Am I thinking of elephant seals, perchance?
A Monday morning phony Seal at the TAH starting gate. WOW, It’s been awhile.
For a while, we had mostly articles about genuine SEALs in real legal/UCMJ difficulties; so it’s actually kind of nice to get back to the phony seals and walruses…
I forgot to add this in my above comment.- Looks like his fate is “Sealed” now that he is exposed.
I remember back when I was a SEAL on a water bottle training tornpeters for them there navies guys. I found a silver star…. oh wait, that was all one of my pirate dreams…
Well. Isn’t Paul Kilbourn special.
Or not. Maybe he’s just another PoS garden variety liar with no imagination.
What a jerk. Or jerk off.
Dick
How is Paul’s stomach like a battleship?
wait for it
they are both full of semen
His top secret name is Anal Avenger of Kabul
The Taliban miss him he left without warning
So they changed his name to devil because
He stood up so many waiting goat headers
BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
Oh no! Not another ELECTION!
Just down the road from Paul Kilbourn,
GEORGE TEAL is running for County Commissioner.
He’s been spouting Desert Storm Veteran and other crap,
but he went to GERMANY in 1991.
He even flashed his DD-214 (NO Southwest Asia Medal) in public.
He’s LES BROWN and RICK JOWERS rolled into one!
Check this Google search link. You’ll find it.
Someone in Colorado put up all his details.
Local civilians are defending him on Facebook. Ugh.
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22george+teal%22+veteran
In case you missed it on Page 1 of Google…..
https://georgetealfakevet.com/
Jump to 28:30 on this radio show interview.
Jump to 30:15 where it gets thick.
Hmmmm…..
https://omny.fm/shows/the-american-veteran-show/avs-december-8th-2019
marinedad62, this Wikipedia entry on Co. C/87th Infantry bears that out. No unit from that battalion ever served someplace other than Germany in that time frame.
“Company C moved from the Denver Federal Center to 10455 East 25th Avenue, Aurora, CO 80011 effective 1 June 1985, and then to 1788 Helena Street, also in Aurora, effective 1 February 1990.
The battalion was ordered into active military service on 17 January 1991. It arrived at Fort Carson for training on 19 January 1991 and moved to Germany on 5 February 1991. There it performed anti-terrorist security missions for V Corps. It returned to Fort Carson on 1 May 1991, and personnel were released for terminal leave on 15 May 1991 as the battalion reverted to
reserve status.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/87th_Infantry_Regiment_(United_States)
There must be another DD214 for his Lieutenant service, because the one posted shows the rank of SGT.
“George Teal is a 1986 graduate of Greeley Central High School. After graduation, George enlisted in the U.S. Army as a Rifleman. He is a Veteran of Operation Desert Storm and payed his way through college on the G.I. Bill, having earned his bachelor’s degree in History from the University of Northern Colorado. After college, George returned to active duty and served as an officer with the Army’s 25th Infantry Division until 1997.
In the 10 years he served our nation, George started as a private and rose to the rank of 1st lieutenant, having earned numerous accommodations and awards. An Army ROTC Distinguished Military Graduate and active duty, wartime Infantryman.
http://www.georgefordougco.com/meet-george/
https://georgetealfakevet.com/f/georges-official-military-record-indicates-he-was-1000-from-ods
Skyjumper…
His stories in public vary.
He talks about “those of us who came back”.
What does that imply?
Ugh.
After pay day you go out on the town. Sometimes you lose a man or ten to some beautiful fraulines. It’s something you never forget. The looks on their faces. The screams. It haunts my dreams to this day. The calls for “Zwei bier, bitte”, which, because I don’t speak German I assume means “Medic” or “Mommy!”
Lost my roommate in Korea for a few hours. But that wasn’t uncommon at the Top Hat Club.
I remember those “Desert times.” My 1995 DD-214 states I “served from (day/month/year) to (day/month/year) in support of Operation Desert Shield/Storm.”
I was on active duty back then, but never played in the sandbox, only in the Med and Asia. I am not a ODS/S veteran because I wasn’t awarded a campaign or service medal. I think George is playing fast and loose with the truth to portray himself as a combat veteran. Looks like he’s made to be a politician – he’s a flabby liar.
It continues to amaze me that clowns like Paul Kilbourn think that their BS will never catch up to them. That damn internet…
Just one question: having dealt with a wanker named Paul in the distant past, and knowing what a wank he was, is this bloviating blockhead part of any species related to Psul the Uncool, the motivator behind the proud but humble, woman-owned company selling software somewhere in the WDC area?
Just askin’: we’ve had Psulios to deal with before. One of them had some “thing” about spandex…. or something….
Paul Kilbourn = COCKSUCKER!
Let Hack Stone be the first to say that Howard Paul Kilbourn Of Windsor Colorado is more than qualified for senior executive position at All Points Logistics. He can swap war stories with Commander Phil Monkress.
Well….the way I understand it is that EVERY sailor that goes through boot comes out as a SEAL….and only THEN goes to their Advanced training for a Rate.
Isn’t it the same for the Army? Aren’t ALL who graduate BOOT “Special Forces”?
Marines being Force Recon?
Air Force being Para Rescue?
Coast Guard….well….Lawn Maintenance?
And if one doesn’t even GO…wouldn’t that make them eligible for ANY service they feel sums up their unique qualifications?
Kinda like a free spin on the “wheel of cocksucker”?
Or has someone been less than honest?
Hey, I had to do a few things that could’ve left a mark in the USCG! Admittedly, never while someone was shooting at me! Boarding and searching a big fishing vessel out of site of land(far for us)in the night was a little tiny bit scary in the Cocaine Cowboys days. You can’t really go into a new compartment without exposing your head, or your femoral and popliteal arteries. Only 1-2 other guys with you. Slow assed boat(16 kts top-end). No Helo, and no armor on THAT if there had been. Shitty level 2(today’s standards)armor. Wouldn’t stop a hotter 9×19 and you wore it like a tee shirt. 5 shot pump riot(Mossberg 200 I think, not bad), and a 1911(NO complaints there). A guy on our MLB with an M-16 A2 that typically scared me more than ANYONE else bobing up and down in the swells. There were a few that I quietly asked the MK to bear hug if things got interesting.
Never reaped anyone though, not even in lawn maintenance. I do actually know how to use a scythe! Does that count for something?
Seriously, There was an Army Ranger Sniper who got that ‘Reaper’ handle put on him in Afghanistan. He’s easy to look up. I’m not mentioning his name commenting on this dork, plus he’s alive and well and I got no permission.
When I was in the USAF in Germany we (civil engineers) used scythes to cut some of the steep areas that a 15-foot towed mower couldn’t get.
Never thought of calling myself a “Reaper” though; hmmmmmmmmmm
Yeah, I just used an old one(are there new ones?) to knock down big weeds and undergrowth that was too much for a mower or weed-whacker, and not enough area to get a brush hog. Can’t imagine having to harvest a field with one. You can angle into some tight places with one as opposed to those ‘golf club’ thingies.
Something about that ‘Reaper’ handle pinged in my head. I have an audiobook going pretty much 24/7. I only really listen to about 50%. Just white noise.
I thought I’d heard that before. Probably where this guy got it.
Non Sequitur Post, but I only learned last week you shouldn’t reply to yourself to fix something. Mossberg 500(not 200). Sorta rough and cheap cop gun. Wood furniture, no bayonet lug. Never encountered before, and have not since. Probably all trashed by Willie in the 90’s. I’m not going to bother with the typos/misspells. Terrible. Rough night and morning pre-post.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is obvious from his dumbass smirk.
I’m adding this to ArmyATC’s comment and (see below..)
Paul Kilbourn – this guy, fucking cross eyed cock gobbling cum dumpster.
I’m combining this to OldManchu’s comment and now it’s going to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™
“This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, cum dumpster,”
OK, I googled some euphemisms for semen and came up with the following after a little thought….(and modification so as to not duplicate other insults already in the HoI)
” This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire…”
I like it. It has spunk.
(Annnnnnnnnndddd you see what I did there. 😀 😀 😀 )
is that like a dickless Dirk Diggler daredevil dipshit with Diarrhea?
(gotta save that one for Alphabet Assault Part II)
Should be noted that the AA (℗) and SSS (℗) should be properly copied/pasted with names to add to the google fame machine.
A simple copy/paste is just words…
Rumor has it that Paul Kilbourn blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
but he gives the wino the spare change…
Rumor has it that Paul Kilboum didn’t even notice when Peter Buttigieg pulled out.
Someone told me he liked cock sandwiches, and I had to defend him, cause he doesn’t even like bread!
This dude is the product of unprotected ass sex.