Michael Lee Langford, not a Green Beret

| February 24, 2020

Our friends over at Guardians of the Green Beret send us this Mike Langford guy.

This Mike Langford was a member of a non-vetted SF forum on Facebook. he claimed to have been a Green Beret in Vietnamin 5th Group as an 18D (Special Forces Medic). The funny thing is, is he’s to young to live that lie and the 18 series hadn’t been established yet. He was born in 1955. SF left Vietnam in March of 1971, meaning he’d have had to have been about 15 when he entered the service to have been SF in Vietnam.

That being said he actually claims to have entered in 1972 and served in Vietnam from 73-77. Yet again the math and the dates don’t add up.

He claims he graduated the Special Forces Qualication Course in 1973 (Vietnam claims don’t add up using this date) and then went and trained in “Swamp School” at Elgin. Elgin is NOT a typo as he used that spelling multiple times. You’d think anybody who spent time at Eglin would know how to spell it. He claimed he spent time as SF in Cambodia while Vietnam fell. He claims PTSD from his time in Vietnam.


There are a lot more claims over at Guardians of the Green Beret.  The Army was asked about him and they said “Who”?

 

Survivors’ guilt can cause PTSD I guess.  How Mikey got his PTSD is anyone’s guess.

Category: Army Poser, Valor Vultures

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The Dude from Elmore county

Perhaps in HIS case, “PTSD” stands for “pretty talented suckin d*ck.

Green Thumb

Word.

Not a Green Beret, but definitely a creepy looking assclown that should be supervised when in the vicinity ofkids.

Keith

I really can’t stand when people do this. Was in the Infantry from 85 to 88. Wanted to reenlist and go Ranger but developed diabetes. There’s no way I’d tell people I was a Ranger! Lies make you less of a man! These people need to truly face death for a brother or sister to make up for stealing honour from those who have the will to go all the way!

ChipNASA

OK I don’t recognize your handle, you may be a lurker or new here BUT, I am putting you on notification right now…. I AM TOTALLY STEALING THIS SHIT, RIGHT HERE and adding it to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ .

You should be proud of your new contribution.

Cheers

5th/77th FA

Good! Take his contribution, add it to the HoI and get your wingwiping self down thread. You have a Motion, a SECOND, and an AYE for the deployment thereof. daHell you been and daHell you waiting on. The Valor Thief POS Michael (Give it to Mikey, he’ll eat anything) Lee Langford is the most deserving recipient of the HoI we’ve seen in awhile. Damn what the FNGs or the press hangers on think. You’re late!

You are cleared hot!

Ret_25X

PTSD?

Pure Tard Stupid Disorder?

Ret_25X

and what’s up with that ball tickler under his lips?

I’m sure that makes him very popular with the clientele at Brucie’s….

Green Thumb

Its a taint tickler.

Ret_25X

I’m sure that makes him VERY popular at Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in rear)!

Martinjmpr

I’m sure he suffers from both PTSD and TBI:

PTSD: Penis Too Small Disorder
TBI: Tiny Ball Insecurity

Combat Historian

Elgin, wasn’t that an old watch company?

As for PTSD, he got it from being a fluffer at Brucie’s Bathhouse (Entrance in the Rear)…

Ret_25X

yes, Elgin was a watch company.

He doesn’t have PTSD. He’s just DAF.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Elgin and Hamiliton watches are now made by the Swatch company. They have a watch makers school down in Miami Florida.

BruteLarson407

Maybe it’s a double misspelling and he remembered “Elgin” from reading “Elger” on a urinal while icing a cake, and then pocketing it ‘for later.’ I think drinking from a urinal is an urban survival skill taught to faux green berets(not capitalized out of respect for real ones).

Comm Center Rat

I’m sure Les Brownstain and his “awareness association” will reach out to Langford to mitigate the trauma he experienced during those “Vietnam times.” Chaps, motorcycles, cold beer, and hot chili in Elko, NV is just what the shrink ordered to help Langford overcome his horrific memories of the Elgin swamps.

Combat Historian

While on a short tour at JFKSWCS at Bragg in the late ’90s to work on a historical mission there, I frequently met and interacted with MG Kenneth Bowra, the JFKSWCS Commandant.

MG Bowra was a SF MACV-SOG operator leader in Viet of the Nam, and then served on the Military Equipment Delivery Team-Cambodia (MEDT-C) out of Phnom Penh during 1974-75.

MG Bowra is the real deal who actually served in Cambodia during that period; this POS Langford is nothing but a painful anal boil who is a liar and oxygen thief…

T.H.

Was MG Bowra the 5th SFG commander at Ft. Campbell in 1990?

AW1Ed
Combat Historian

Quick read of his bio confirms he was 5th SFG(A) commander from 1991 to 1993…

Mason

Over at Guardians there’s a note that he lies about being a member of another tight knit organization, the Sons of Silence MC. To those that don’t know, they’re a 1%er motor cycle club not at all unlike the Hell’s Angels. Claiming to be a member and not having a patch is a great way to get your ass kicked and bike/car smashed up at best.

This guy must have a death wish to be lying about being SF and a 1%er, neither group known for being accepting of non-members. Also not a lot of overlap between the two I’d imagine.

Green Thumb

Let them know.

AW1Ed

Guardians of the Green Beret have taken care of that.

“We reached out to a Motorcycle Club he was a member of… I say Was, as they reahed out to him when what we sent them and he immediately quit and said he knew this was coming.”

A Proud Infidel®™

Yep, screwing around with The Sons of Silence is a painful way to get yourself hurt or killed!

Hack Stone

Another typo on his part. He meant that he had a PSTD, Permanent Sexually Transmitted Disease.

It is entirely possible that he did serve in Viet Of The Nam at age 15. His old man told him to go out and get a job, but instead of delivering newspapers or flipping burgers, he would spend his after school hours cutting the ears off of dead Viet Congress. Pretty sure that he earned extra credit for that.

Keepin' It Real

The article mentions the term “Vietnamin” which is slang for hanging out in the Viet of the Nam.

Used in a sentence:

Vietnamin as a gerund: “Those were my Vietnamin times.”

or…

Vietnamin as a verb: “Some went to college. I went Vietnamin.”

26Limabeans

I’ll bet he gets Vietnamgasms from Vietnamin.

Poetrooper

Ol’ Poe once developed a serious case of Vietnaminitis from Hyper-Vietnamin’. Got these little cone-shaped, straw-colored lesions on my ass that itched like hell. Went to see an eminent Vietnaminologist who put me on a daily regimen of Anti-Vietnamin’ supplements to reduce my excessive Vietnamin’ urges. Have to take ’em three times a day when I can remember.

Um, where was I goin’ with this? My mind just wandered back to ’65-’66 and those 54 jumps I made with…

Claw

“Um, where was I goin’ with this?” is the first tell-tale sign of chronic Namnesia, so be careful out there./smile

Daisy Cutter

Also, the sell Vietnamins as a form of gummy Flintstone vitamins. Shapes are water buffalo, nón lá (Vietnamese cone/leaf hat), an AK-47 and a Red Lotus flower. They discontinued the one that was the shape of Vietnam as some confused it with a gummy worm.

Once you sink your teeth into them consumers have been known to shout “Ho Chi Minh!”

The Vietnamins are supposed to help you avoid getting Malaria and “Jungle Rot.”

Poetrooper

Whatever you do, don’t let your kids or grand kids take that one shaped like an AK to school. The libs will have a viral outbreak of Vietnaminophobia.

FuzeVT

There should be some sort of faker rule book that says that you should only go up one level. For example:
►If you’re a Ranger, then you can claim to be SF.
►If you’re in the regular army, then you can claim to be a Ranger.
►If you’ve never served, then you can only claim regular army.

Going from never served to SF is something that even pro-level con-men should probably avoid.

As for me, I don’t want to brag, but I was the President of the United States back in the 70s. You believe me don’t cha?

OldCorpsTanker72

I will vouch for Fuze. I was his Ambassador to Bolivia for two years. He was a hell of a guy, and the economy rocked under his administration.

Comm Center Rat

I remember meeting President Fuze in Da Nang along with Joey Heatherton after a USO performance. This dawg face did a grip n’ grin with the CinC. Later a smiling Joey sat in my lap with her arms wrapped around me. Still have the Polaroids. I remember those Vietnam times like it was yesterday.

5th/77th FA

I was on detached duty as President Fuze’s Virgin Verifier. In my spare time I was the assistant back up door gunner on Marine One. In addition to my other duties I did muff diving at China Beach. I took a corresponding cut in pay to teach Navy SEALS how to become a cook.

Claw

Wait, What? You got Joey? All we got at Camp Eagle was Martha Raye, Jim Nabors and Vida Blue./smile

But they were offset by Lola Falana and the Ding-A-Lings, so all in all, it was good to go.

Thanks go out to Bob Hope for the memories.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

When we were involved in Op Power Pack (Dominican Republic-1965) we had a USO show on board featuring the Lennon Sisters. I took pictures which are now lost with with super 8 moving pictures I took on the OKIE 3 (LPH 3)

A Proud Infidel®™

I too will vouch for him. After all, I was his Ambassador to Paprika!

rgr1480

And I to Ruritania. Spent a lovely time at Zenda whilst attending to my official duties.

FuzeVT

Yes, I loved all my staff – sniff – such an excellent job they did!!

Medals of Honor all ’round!!!

AW1Ed

Fuze and I dodged sniper fire on a Bosnia runway. It was awesome.

USAF RET

Small world – I was a Bosnian Sniper back in the day. My records were lost in the Bosnian record fire

rgr769

By your poser rule book, I should be able to claim I was either a POW or on the Son Tay Raid in North Vietnam, since I was RA (OF prefix on my serial number), Ranger, and SF (my last MOS was 31542–Special Forces Officer). I think I am going to leap tall buildings and claim SEAL. I’ll be like this guy I saw at a downtown pub last year; he was wearing a leather Navy flight jacket with a huge SEAL patch on the back. He positioned himself on a stool with his back facing practically everyone in the bar. I didn’t ask, but I’ll bet I would have received the same response as the last fake SEAL guy I asked for his BUD/S class number. His response: “What’s that?”

FuzeVT

And when finally cornered. . .

“Well, ya see, it’s to honor all the guys who are SEALs, ya know?”

Jay

I’d have PTSD too….if I was a giant POS in the 70s and had to LIE 40 years later about serving….

The guilt of being an oxygen thief must be too difficult to bear.

5th/77th FA

Okee dokee attention whore Fake, Phony Lying POS Michael Lee Langford. Here comes you some Google Fame. My 1960s Elgin tells me your time is up for claiming training at Eglin. Probably the only training you ever had were the training wheels on the bicycle you had. And there is a good chance that you stole that too, just as you are stealing the Valor of Troops that you are not even worthy to lick the sweat off of their manhood. And truth be known, those Troops wouldn’t even want your lying mouth anywhere near said manhood.

Let us all make a concentrated effort to mention the name of the lying fake green bay raye Michael Lee Langford in each post to help give him the attention that he so richly deserves. Share the love far and wide.

And while we are at it, let me be the FIRST to call for the full scale deployment of the TAH HoI, AA, TBoT, and the SSS for the liar Michael Lee Langford. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

SFC D

Second! Can have an AYE and an amen!

The Stranger

Si!
Si!
Con una chingada, Si!

ChipNASA

OK All, I have a request and second and such. This is just posted on Feb 24 in the a.m. and since it goes no further (on first observation) than the Guardians of the Green Beret group, The Book of Face and then apparently as discussed above, Sons of Silence MC. Apparently this is not outside in the public domain insofar as probably (IMHP) generating any media scrutany and such so, I’ll just leave this here for the time being as is my new modus operandi (often shortened to M.O.) as I have discussed so, that being said….HoI and such is being prepared for deployment.

Dave and Ed and anyone else…..any comment or issues on this thread about deploying said HoI and the like on this butt cheese faker?? In my opinion, standing by to light the fuse shortly unless I see otherwise.

Oh and as usual I am tagging Sarge as being responsible for unleashing The Staff Summary Sheet.

AW1Ed

The Gun Bunny requested one- look three comments up.

ChipNASA

I see it Ed. Also it looks like there’s not any potential blowback on a post at this time so we’ll go ahead with the deployment and any future necessities will adjust accordingly…

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If I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell ya to go home and get your shine box. So, GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
You are a liar, a looter and a pillager, and nothing but verminous, lying, scum
You are also a Jittery jizz junkie and having to deal with your foolish Stolen Valor crap takes “some real big dick energy shit” of which you have no comprehension.

ChipNASA

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ChipNASA

5th/77th FA

AMEN!!! All Hail ChipNASA, the Keeper of the HoI ALL HAIL!!!

My trigger finger was getting awfully itchy.

atlanticcoast63

…Brings a tear of joy to your eye, it does.

ChipNASA

OK Admin guys, I did *NOT* post this twice. I have NO idea what the hell is going on here…Delete one please..

SFC D

Elgin wasn’t a typo, he’s just geographically challenged.

Google Maps Elgin AZ

Eggs

No swamps there. A couple of wineries though.

David

There’s also an Elgin about 30 miles out of Austin on US290. Usedtabe great ‘que there.

A Proud Infidel®™

Now EGLIN AFB however, is home to the US Army Ranger School Swamp Phase.

IS1 (SW)

I guess phony Green Berets are the new phony SEALs? For 3 out of 100 that win the Green Beret, it sure seems like there’s many more than that out there. Assclowns!

MI Ranger

There is also one in Illinois, which is more likely where he came from…lots of lying piece of “sheets”, low down dirty bastards. Though Elgin in down state not around the windy city.

Ret_25X

as anyone from IL can tell you, Elgin is close enough to Chicago to be tainted by it.

It is definitely not “down state”

LOL

SFC D

Elgin is Chicago’s taint?

The Stranger

No, that would be Gary!

Ret_25X

actually, Chicago Heights is Chicago’s taint. Gary is more of an armpit.

Elgin, Joliet, and Rockford are just tainted by proximity, but have not “earned” the prestigious title of taint at this time.

also, Decatur, while much farther away, is the sphincter.

The Stranger

So that would make Harvey the turd?

AW1Ed

SEALs have better PR, so they’re more popular with the Valor Thieves.

26Limabeans

“I was ashamed of coming home alive I felt I
should have died in Vietnam”

Yep, that’s classic ptsd right there.
I’ll bet it even says that on his award letter.
Can we see the award letter? No?
It was lost in a fire?

rgr769

I wasn’t ashamed when I came home. I was relieved I made it without a scratch except for those few still infected with jungle rot. That “survivor’s guilt” with regard to combat service in the RVN is mostly bullshit, unless your whole platoon was wiped out and you were the sole survivor because you cowered in a ditch or something.

SFC D

Dude should’ve died an early death, trapped in a condom.

rgr1480

That ought to go on the Universe of Insults!

By the way, do y’all realize the Tsumami if Insults (or whatever) practically fills an iPhone screen?

ChipNASA

OK Guys, I was back reviewing the threads and trying to catch up.
Thanks for the details and also this contribution.
it is going to be added to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™
Thanks SFC D
I like what rgr1480 said, it’s a Iphone banging Tsunami of Insults.
That’s a tag we haven’t used yet and I like it, That may come after Hemisphere.
We’ll have to see.

A Proud Infidel®™

Dude should have been a swallowed blowjob out behind a Bowling Alley.

Skippy

Another turd using his forth point or contact For thinking
Enjoy your fame you’ve earned it

Green Thumb

What is “Swamp School”?

I guess I missed that one.

HMCS(FMF) ret

That’s where he met Lon Duc Dong (GONG) as a student and was introduced to Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup for the first time…

A Proud Infidel®™

All in the province of Al Phuk Tup.

Cameron Kingsley

Is that next to Ho Lee Fuk?

A Proud Infidel®™

THAT’s the Capital City of the Province!

Combat Historian

He was Ramboing it in Cambodia, so he was drinking the creamy chowder from Pol’s Pot…

26Limabeans

“Ramboing it in Cambodia”

Rambodiatin

Sarge

Closest I been to swamp school was a case of swamp ass i got in Korea back in 1989.

Claw

From his Fake Book Page: Current HOR: Springfield, IL.

Nickname – “Toes”

Claims to be a Cowboy Fast Draw Shooter and Harley Rider.

The Stranger

A motorcycle? Of course. No dog, though. Weak sauce, indeed.

Green Thumb

Yeah.

Quite the nickname: Toes.

What a fucking stooge.

Poetrooper

That’s his last nickname–first is “Twinkle.”

Comm Center Rat

Langford’s ODA team members called him Doc “Tutu.”

Ret_25X

wait….wait….

Springfield, IL is close to home…I wonder if he has spent time under my brother’s watchful care courtesy of the IL DOC….

hmmmmm….

AW1Ed

Did a couple searches and came up empty, limited to the Springfield Illinois area.

Sparks

Queef

A Proud Infidel®™

Cocksucker.

IS1 (SW)

KABOOOOOOM!

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

PTSD=positively true sucking diks

JURASSICHM

He looks more like a confused French painter than a trained warrior.

rgr769

More likely an aged Dutch Master, since he is sporting the Van Dyke.

26Limabeans

If you pull the goat the stash flaps.

The Al

That’s not scrubbed clean, that’s nuked from orbit now

AW1Ed

It’s the only way to be sure.

Roh-Dog

I’m sorry but I have to agree with Mike Langford, “[he] should have died in Nam”.
Tuuuuuuurrrrrrrrd.

26Limabeans

There are six Langfords on the wall.
Alvin, James, Lewis, Richard, Robert, Roger.

I’m glad he is not among those true heros.
But then again, like you said….

Mustang Major

Entry level phony. Just spent a few minutes on Facebook making crap up. That is the bare minimum of effort. (Still worth of shaming though.)

If he really tried, he would have had:
-a vest with military bling on it
-a motorcycle
-a service dog connection
-a SF uniform that he wore in public
-speaking engagements in a military uniform,
-run a military related non-profit
-been a member of the American Legion or VFW for street cred
-run for public office on the merits of his military service
-lived in Elko, NV

I might have left a few off the list, but you get the idea.

Keepin' It Real

TAH needs to sell a POSer Starter Kit complete with a Read Me First quick primer.

“If you’ve answered ‘NO’ to any of the first three items, please skip to page 3.”

Page 3: “Come back when you’re ready to play.”