Brian Andrew Levee – Phony Twidget SEAL

| February 13, 2020

The folks at Military Phony send us a case on Brian Andrew Levee.  I hear he goes by ‘Brian Andy’ on Facebook.  [Changed only in the last few hours to ‘Andy O’Brian.’]  Let’s see what little Andy has been doing these days:

On Levee’s Facebook page, it says that he “Works at U.S. Navy SEAL & SWCC Page.”  We weren’t quite sure if that meant he was claiming he was a SEAL/SWCC, he works at the organization/website, or both. It links to a podcast that supports a SEAL website.

There are several images of SEALs on Levee’s Facebook page, implying he is either a fan or is associated with them in some way.

A female former soldier found herself engaged in a PM conversation with Levee. Most of these PM screens speak for themselves.

Here he claims he was UDT/SEAL, along with being rifle and pistol qualified…

Here he talks about his special gear…

Here, Levee claimed to know President Donald Trump and Ben Carson…

Here he claimed he likes “blowing the crap out of stuff” and its a “SEAL thing”…

Here he talks about doing HALO jumps…

Here he talks about having the Marines beat…

Here he talks about putting on camouflage…

Here he implies medical qualification…

Here he mentions he is an ET (Electronics Technician), then UDT-SEAL…

Then claims that Airborne can’t carry his jockstrap…

. . . . .

After confirming that Levee was NOT in the BUD/S-SEAL database, his official military records were ordered from NPRC.

. . . . .

FOIA RESULTS

NATIONAL PERSONNEL RECORDS CENTER (NPRC)

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DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

Levee’s official military records obtained from the National Personnel Records Center (NPRC) show that he spent a little over 20 months in the Navy.

He was accurate about being a ET (Electronics Technician).

He was discharged as a seaman (E-3).

There is no training, schools or assignments to support his claim of being a Navy SEAL or any association with SWCC.

He had no decorations or awards. Therefore, he had no rifle or pistol qualification ribbons.

STOLEN VALOR

If the claims by Brian Levee were used to leverage work, military or civilian promotions, or anything else of value, he may be in violation of Stolen Valor laws. State laws may also apply.

Not really sure why he got out of the Navy in under 2 years.  Just when he got his basic Twidget training out of the way, the Navy got cheated out of any return on their investment.  I am thinking some kind of Fan Room incident with a Deck Ape probably.  Maybe eating too much flux paste or licking the breath mint in the bottom urinal one too many times.   Hard to tell.

Category: Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Valor Vultures

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Poohbah, Lord High Everything Else

My guess is he popped hot on a drug test. Based on the tron chaser school and associated insane demands on time, I’m betting either uppers, downers, if not both.

bmorgan

Just when you think that all of the phony Navy SEALs were in the rearview mirror – BAM! – another one jumps out in front of you.

marinedad61

This one is in MY rearview mirror.

This is the turd Steven Zahuranec, in Pennsylvania,
(4 good years in the Navy)
who couldn’t tell truthful 4 year Navy stories
like other friends and coworkers,
no, he just had to be a classified war hero Navy SEAL…
… and almost infiltrated MY FAMILY.

Finding the way, on my own, to verify and out this turd,
has made me a fan of the Stolen Valor websites (since 2015).

No webpages documenting his phuckery.
(It wasn’t his 1st time, either.
His 2nd wife divorced him over this.)

So, I’ve immortalized him for easy Google search
and internet infamy
at this free gif upload site.

https://gfycat.com/neglectedindolentbird

Combat Historian

The situation always gets hairy and DANGER CLOSE when the “sappers are inside the wire”…

Friend

I never heard of STOLEN VALOR until we became victims…my asshole is still in TEXAS after being the first Vietnam soldier invited by Obama to place a wreath on the TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIERS.
I paid for the fucking trip for him and his fake veteran motorcycle club…
Old and stupid?

Comm Center Rat

I’m impressed Brian completed 43 weeks total of Navy electronics technical training. But that stellar achievement is overshadowed by the fact he’s a phony Navy SEAL without rifle/pistol qualification ribbons.

Fortunately, his career ended before Brian could gain entry into the elite NDSM brotherhood.

IDC SARC

True, BEE (pronounced, Bee Double E…for the non-navy folks)has a reputation as a no shit kind of school.I’ve never heard anything negative about it.

Lucky for me as a SARC, Marines only have two parts…and those are conveniently interchangeable. 🙂

ahmma…get a couple of terrain features back now to avoid the inevitable.

Sparks

IDC SARC, Sir. Okay, so I have to know the answer. Marines only have to parts…? No disrespect to my Marine brothers but please tell me the punch line. Thank you.

Not the real IDC SARC

The punchline is that I like to rainbow stream my urine into my mouth.

IDC SARC

Okay faketard.

Using my handle is one thing and kinda funny at a playground level…doubtful you even know what it means, but the comment speaks volumes to your own weakness, whoever you are.

Apologies Sparks if ya thought I actually made the comment.

The Stranger

This is that “Wingman68” jackass who’s been shitposting this thread. He’s also using “Iron Grunt” and other monikers here today. His “style” is obvious, he really seems to have a fascination with certain acts, as you can see. Not very bright, nor very entertaining. Kind of a one-note troll.

Ex-PH2

Yes, it’s the Petit Batard at work, thinking s/he/it is being clever, something woefully beyond his/her/its capacity to perform in any way.

Pity, isn’t it? That someone so useless has so much bile and spittle in his teensy-weensy pegboard he uses for a brain.

Combat Historian

So who’s got more time in, this phony SEAL or the phony SEAL Ranger Ricky Jowers? Looks like it’s a close contest…

Claw

Jowers – 1 year, 3 months, 14 days.

Levee – 1 year, 8 months, 13 days.

Ret_25X

you have to love people who live on planet fantasia…

nbcguy54ACTUAL

His claims are utterly shocking….

Dave Hardin

I see what you did there

5th/77th FA

Looks like the lying, embellishing POS Brain Andrew Levee’s Navy Career shorted out. Must have been because he ran into resistance or a lack of capacitance to his sh^tbaggery. Maybe he was the queer electron that blew a fuze? Possibly a high frequency of low power output? I mean watts up with that? In such a state of flux,he couldn’t solder on? Coulda been he was a seal on a taint in the fan room?

Y’all notice the floriduh man connection? Bitch ain’t even trying to be a good phony. Go rescue them puppies, get him some shades, a doo rag, moto sickle, a few tats and a buddy dying in his arms while a POW in the sh^t in Grenada. ESAD mofo!

Mike

Actually, it was a power supply failure – one of those cheap Chinese knock-offs with the fuse hard-wired onto the circuit board so you can’t easily change it…..

Green Thumb

All-Points Logistics is the place to be…

rgr1480

His new name? Short-Circuit.

Skippy

Word ^^^^

26Limabeans

He looks like Brian Williams….with Herpes.

Sarge

You should apologize to herpes for that

Skippy

😂😂😂

Skippy

Here we go again
As I’m typing
In here in Texas thinking
WTF
But then again nothing surprises me anyone
After the last week
Enjoy your google fame turd

HT3 '83-'87

Reading through this I knew the only kernel of truth in his shit sandwich was the ET part. From what I understand, ET training is longer than 28 weeks. He never made it to the fleet because he never finished A-school, and E-3 at separation sounds he didn’t get busted…hard to tell why. Color blindness should/would have bee detected earlier…maybe?

What ever…the guy is a “topper”. Whatever you did, or a buddy of your did or does…he did it better, sooner, and more dangerous.
You’re a Basic Parachutist…he did HALO.
You’re an Engineer…he blows shit up!
You’re a Corpsman…he’s Airborne Medic (sorry it that’s the wrong term)
You banged a working girl in the PI…he nailed 4 at the same time
You get my point.
Always, always topping everybody and anybody…a complete LOSER!!!

IDC SARC

not only did he go to airborne school…he went for 13 weeks..not the mere 3 weeks the rest of us mere mortals experienced.

Debbie

I am the former soldier that conversed with Levee. He called me a fake and argued that airborne school was 13 weeks and I kept saying it was 3 weeks. The whole convo was pretty hilarious. All I wanted was an apology but the big dummy kept insulting me. smh… I guess he wished he just said sorry now. Oh well lol

Hondo

Any number of reasons he could have been discharged w/o being busted down to E1. A half-dozen reasons I can think of are:

1. If I recall correctly, his discharge predates DADT. Dunno if that’s significant or not, but that scenario could explain a sudden discharge part-way through a school.
2. Ditto a positive HIV test.
3. ‘Course, so could a severe injury resulting in him being physically unqualified for continued service.
4. Ditto a preexisting condition successfully hidden for 18 months or so that flared up.
5. Or loss of security clearance for cause (seems to me ETs require a min Secret if not TS).
6. Or a compassionate discharge.

I’m fairly certain there are multiple other reasons that don’t come immediately to mind. But without more info about the guy, we’re all just speculating.

FuzeVT

How about a little bit of #4 (e.g. anal gonorrhea) brought on by #1 which finally led to #2.

rgr1480

He does have that cute earring thing going for him.

Full disclosure: I had a pierced ear in college way back in 1972 before it was popular — anyway, it didn’t look ghey like that tiny bit of pixie dust like Brian Andy Levee has (aka “Brian Andy” and “Andy O’Brian).
I was a long-hair, not a f… q…..ho…. sissy.

Jay

Dunno what pisses me off more: the fact my brother in law was an ET who did 5 years in the Navy and this dude pissed on that, the fact my cousin is a SWCC currently and this dude tried to steal THAT….or the fact he’s ripping on a legit Army Supply clerk, which is what I did in the Corps for 20 years.

Fuck you Andy Brian. I guess you drove your Chevy to the Levee and the lie ran dry…you fucking poser. Asshole.

Debbie

I am that former legit supply clerk aka staple pushing warrior as he referred to me as. LOL And yet turns out I did more than him smh..You can’t make this stuff up. He should of just apologized… what a big dummy

Daisy Cutter

I hate to point out the obvious, but an Electronics Technician that likes to blow things up is like a Hospital Corpsman saying they like to kill people.

Poohbah, Lord High Everything Else

He lets the Magic Smoke(TM) out.

IDC SARC

Some Hospital Corpsmen serve in a role that includes blowing things up and killing people.

NHSparky

And if memory serves, Marcus Luttrell was an HM.

Cameron Kingsley

You are correct.

Mason

Well there is this one, who admitted to it under oath in open court.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/20/us/navy-seal-edward-gallagher-corey-scott.html

NHSparky

Hate to break it to ya, but back in the day, ET was a SEAL source rating.

tsheeh

Anybody know what that medial badge is? Is it some kind of military qualification?

An Old Arty Sgt

those jump wings are Emergency Medical Air Technician EMT Wings Airborne Medic.

IDC SARC

No, that winged star of life is not a military badge of any kind. Just another bootleg badge like bush wings, wings with a ranger tab, wings with skull, etc…vanity badges all.

rgr1480

Bush wings …. I remember those.

I have the red wings and the yellow wings.

I confess to having a severe case of yellow-fever.

5th/77th FA

I like chicken wings. Is that the subject for Thursdays are cooking? Baked, grilled, sauteed, sauced, or dry rub? Never seen a buffalo with wings, so I can’t comment on those.

We had a phony here that was a deserting chicken. A real chicken sh^t Richard/Ricky/Rick/Dick(head) Wayne Jowers. He and the low life lying queef Levee would make a lovely couple.

Ex-PH2

Extra crispy wings with buttermilk ranch dressing on the side, mashed and gravy (thick gravy) and a big whopping bowl of green beans stewed in garlic.

5th/77th FA

Don’t toy with me…I fall in love real easy. Not far at all to my heart…from my taste buds or tummy. Happy Valentines Day! I Have Cookies.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Seems like a lot of effort to score some ‘tang…

Sad sack of shit.

The Stranger

Exactly. You can buy a jar of Tang at any grocery store.
Wait, what?
Never mind.

SFC D

What’s the difference between Tang and Orange Juice?

Tang just tastes nasty. OJ will fuckin’ kill ya.

Allegedly.

A Proud Infidel®™

What did Nicole say to her Ron Goldman that night?
“Bring the sunglasses over, it won’t kill you.”

What were OJ’s last words to Nicole?
Your Waiter will be along shortly.”
What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole at the Pearly Gates?
“Here’s your damned sunglasses!”

The Stranger

Is this like the “brick joke?”

Roh-Dog

Nothing says ‘snipper’ like a SIG 522 in .22 LR, cuz you know you can just use that patented SeAL-magic to push the 40 grain projectile past the max effective range.
Any idea if this worthless c yunt is a Prohibited Person? That’d be great….
Oh yeah,
Turd.

HMCS(FMF) ret

He’s bragging about his days as a butt “snipper” at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear)…

Brain Andrew Levee = Cocksucker

Ex-PH2

SNipper? That’s what veterinarian assistants are sometimes called when assisting in castrating male cats.

The Stranger

Here we go, a little musical interlude:

https://youtu.be/uwiTs60VoTM

marinedad61

Dang YouTube. Maybe this (direct) link works better.
Good catch, Stranger.

NHSparky

I’d love to see his Page 5 (schools). As an ET, the conventional guys went to Comm phase, whereas pre-1986, the nukes did not.

After 1986, nukes went to NFAS in Orlando.

There look to be some errors because if he HAD graduated ET”A”, he’d be ETSA, or more likely if he was AEF (as most were) would have been automatically advanced to E-4, or ET3.

Something tells me he may have been dropped during his time in Great Mistakes, which would explain why his record shows his rate as SA (E-2) versus ETSA or ETSN.

Mustang Major

Entry level military phony.

ChipNASA

OK just a kinda simple question.
The attached sheet is a transcript from NPRC, it’s NOT a DD-214, I get that however, and I don’t have any other reference but I used my Google Fu.

A NARA or NA form 13164 has the block “Transcript of Court-Marshal Trial” on it and says “None” or Not on File.

I thought that might be a red flag but I checked and that’s apparently a standard block on the FOIA request when you get the NARA NA Form 13164 and not a DD-214.

It’s not implying that there *was* a court-marshal for that particular individual when you see that on the form. Apparently it’s standard.

My 2 cents in case anyone’s brain also went there.

Sarge

This guy…fucking pisses me off. Entry level yahoo…putting down a legit military member. Assholes like this need one thing. THE ALPHABET ASSAULT. Culled from dictionaries far and wide, from brain space to insults written on the walls of Iraqi Porta-Potties, allow me to make your morning better and cast shame and humiliation on today’s target. For being a fake navy seal and being a douchenozzle of the highest caliber, Brian Andrew Levee is now internet famous: Brian Andrew levee is the aggravating asshole assistant to APL Brian Andrew levee is a bulimic bulging ballsack barotone butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear) Brian Andrew levee is a chronic cocksucking clymidiacic cretin Brian Andrew levee is a dumb-ass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwit Brian Andrew levee is a earwax eating emissary from eastern schiztlipp Brian Andrew levee is a fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike Brian Andrew levee is a gregarious gangrene carrying grench Brian Andrew levee is a hypocritical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit Brian Andrew levee is a idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ Brian Andrew levee is a jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism Brian Andrew levee is a kommunistic klown kitty kornhole kisser Brian Andrew levee is a Limp-dick lazy-ass llama blower Brian Andrew levee is a MANN-aise mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher Brian Andrew levee is a no good ninja nippled needlenuts nincompoop Brian Andrew levee is a obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer Brian Andrew levee is a penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophylactic usage Brian Andrew levee is a queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze quadriplegic Brian Andrew levee is a rat fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone Brian Andrew levee is a shit slurping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis Brian Andrew levee is a taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop Brian Andrew levee is a unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge Brian Andrew levee is a Valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty Brian Andrew levee is a wanks to blue… Read more »

ChipNASA

Sarge and all Just a note in case you didn’t see it in the Mr Richard Jowers thread and also associated with the Leroy Foley posts… I usually include Sarge’s ALPHABET ASSAULT while posting the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ . I have to admit the ALPHABET ASSAULT is clearly more tame for posers and certainly appropriate and in this case and like 100% of others, I’m speaking only to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ for now. In the thread with our two Sheriff wannabe folks and Texas political situation, it was requested that I drop the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , and after our usual gyrations and vote, I did. That being the case, I wanted to explain why you may have seen it modified (some of it deleted) and give a little better explanation. I got an e-mail and then made a phone call to the TAH powers that be, that explained that with the fame that Military Phonies and TAH have garnered of late in some situations and in general, certain people and institutions that do not regularly visit TAH may have had their jimmies rustled by the good old The Hemisphere of Insults®™ as a secondary consequence of visiting or being directed here. A bit more of an explanation to this is that with the enhanced scrutiny of some cases posted here and that Military Phonies is a more cut and dried factual site where, for the most part, verified and documented Stolen Valor or such cases are posted, TAH is more like the military playground and McDonalds Ball pit of a blog site, were we all get to chime in and fling feces, in addition to other items not specifically Stolen Valor related but, relevant to our community, are posted. So you see where I am going with this. Some folks in the media had been directed to the Military Phonies or TAH page and came to do some of their due diligence of a particular case and came upon my eloquent The Hemisphere of Insults®™ . To say that someone not from our background or… Read more »

Sarge

Thanks for the info Chip! My itchy trigger finger will go dormant unless the Alphabet Assault or Staff Summary Sheet is specifically requested.

ChipNASA

Sarge, Nah, I don’t think so in your case and I was also trying to make that point, particularly in this case, I don’t think that Brian Andrew Levee is going to garner much attention, and not only that, unless the Admins here called or e-mailed you in particular, I don’t think it’s a concern. As you probably saw, Dave didn’t edit the first page, just edited the other three or so pages for brevity, specifically in the Jowers and Foley thread. I don’t think any of us expected it to blow up the way it did and so quickly as it did. I certainly think we have seen other cases where the local and regional media folks have gotten involved. I think the Alphabet Assault or Staff Summary Sheet are safe and fair game. (In my opinion) Sorry, but I’m being lazy, but who it the reporter who visits here often and has ….Oh , wait…..(leaving it alone for a few minutes, I remembered….) Dan Noyes at ABC7 in San Francisco has been a frequent visitor and such. I believe there are others that have used TAH as a resource and certainly contributed as well. Anyway Sarge In my opinion, unless otherwise directed, press on with the AA and SSS. I’m not going to stop posting the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ . It’s just that I’m going to have a sit and wait time to see if anything gets outside attention at the local/regional/or god forbid, national level so that TAH can be included in reporting, and not to have any in the media hesitate using TAH as a reference in an investigation because out my and our collective Potty minds. I have to say, when Dave called and e-mailed me the other day and we talked for a few minutes, I wasn’t sure if I was more surprised to hear and talk about the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ but after I realized we were all talking the same language, I was goddamn proud to be its curator, and let’s not forget…. the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ belongs to… Read more »

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Well said Chip.

5th/77th FA

Yeppers, Chipster you are the cure and you prolly did ateher. Good to know what happened, thought my machine had went google funked. My AMENS and ALL HAILS had disappeared. And the America the Beautiful Concerts.

We’ll just have to call for mass deployments of the AA, TBoT, and the SSS and let Higher determine when the HoI is needed/appropriate. My trigger finger stays as itchy as a hookers crotch after a port of call by the 7th Fleet.

And daHell?!? Potty minds?? Wouldn’t that be the posers? They’re the ones with sh^t for brains. Maybe, admittedly, potty mouths, well, cause some of us do talk sh^t. Keep up the good work of being the cure ateher.

Ex-PH2

Well, ChipNASA, since you have happily assisted me with stuff in the past, I would like to offer the following if appropriate for your use:

spaghetti straw-sized personal organ

real boy babies have bigger nuts

there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of
Poontang Pond

nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy

If you can use those, I am happy to send them to you for future usage.

thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party

Also glad to be back on board, if only until a few weeks from now.

ChipNASA

Ex-PH2,
Consider it done.

Your latest contributions to the much beloved The Hemisphere of Insults®™ are greatly appreciated.

Sparks

What a fucking tool.

A Proud Infidel®™

Fuckin’ little pus-nuts booger-muncher was an entry-level washout and brags like he’s the second coming of Chuck Norris, FA-KHEEM!!!

Grunt

“He was discharged as a seamen”

Heh heh heh

Cocksucker

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Finally after four days a phony Seal pops up at the TAH starting gate which comes in as a show and no win or place.

Skippy

Army was behind
But I think the Navy Seals still owns
The title for the most claimed combat profession
Even one of our phony army guys (fail) the other
Day was claiming seal

Green Thumb

This dude’s “Special Equipment” was probably a double-ended Phildo. And the only thing he has “blown up” are a barrage of swinging dicks and two-holes at the local “fun” bar.

There are clowns and then there is this turd.

Green Thumb

He also has that “Felonious Ass Pirate” look about him.

It also appears someone kicked his ass. I imagine many men do not like meat gazers breathing heavily at the urinal next to them.

ChipNASA

OK Green Thumb Glad to see you back posting with some regularity.

Oh and speaking of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , I’m going to see if anything like “Felonious Ass Pirate” or some such is there and if not, I’m adding that too bitch!!
Very nice. *Runs off giggling like a 12 year old girl*….

Iron Grunt

Hey Chip,

You sound like the kinda guy that loves getting dicked down hardcore. You sound like a bug chaser who is a slut for the jizz and take golden showers like a champ. You’re the kinda guy that would eat Weinsteins asshole for target coupons

AW1Ed

I was of two minds with this idiot. I was very close to dumping his comment in the shitcan, after all Chip does a lot for us behind the scenes and I consider him a friend, but he also is a big lad and perfectly capable of handling an asshole like this.

So congrats, Laughing Boy. You just wound up on this Admin’s radar, which is step one to getting on my shit list. Ask wingman68 how that worked out for him.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Sounds like yet another jizz junkie who likes to project when he’s not blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.

Ret_25X

it does sound like a person of experience with such things….

fluffer trainer at Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in rear), I think…

HMCS(FMF) ret

Senior associate apprentice towel “fluffer”

The Stranger

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ChipNASA

AW1Ed
I’m glad you didn’t delete this and hang loose. We may have some more fun. (Unless dickless here wants to get really crude and you find it necessary to really edit his shit)

Yeah, I’ve had Taco Bell irritate my ass 1,000 times more than this fucking boot. And that’s assuming this guy even equates to being a boot. He’s probably not even a vet and wants to come here and act all touch and shitty and the like.

You know what I’m doing now??

Guess…
Come on Guess….

I’m running for the Kleenex.

Naw fuckers….

I’m sitting at my desk doing this…

The Stranger

You really posted a video of that Neil Gassy Ass Tyson? He was involved in the demotion of Pluto. I can’t stand that douchebag!

ChipNASA

Well I got you there.
FUCK YOU International Astronomical Union

PLUTO IS THE SHIT!!!!! (And a legit planet no matter what you nerd fucks say!!)

HMCS(FMF) ret

Fuckin’ A-bubba!

AW1Ed

Got your six, Bro. Like I had to say that.
*grin*

Mick

AW1Ed and ChipNASA:

So here I am out here flying detached escort for you guys, watching and hoping that I get a chance to roll in and pitch into the fight, but you guys keep closing in to close range and skull f*cking this Laughing Boy idiot right through the top of his canopy.

No fun rolling in to join the fight when the Laughing Boy is already spinning into the ground in flames.

“Splash one Laughing Boy. No chute.”

AW1Ed

No kill like a gun kill.
*grin*

ChipNASA

Really?
*rolls eyes*
OMG I think I’m gonna cry. Here it comes…Uhn…Uhn….Awwwwwwwwwwww…

Nah, just kidding. Not a fucking chance.
You must me new here, huh champ?

Oh and I feel sorry for the gifts you are about to receive.

Nah, I’m really not.

Fuck You. Tah. Dah.

Let me know when you’re off your Mommy’s titty so I can go back to plowing her in the ass, because, I’m kinda thoughtful like that, and shit.

I’d not want to have the baby have an upset stomach by jostling his milk jugs around while he’s trying to keep latched onto a finger long nipple and possible get some rancid, Marlboro Red dirty trailer air in your lungs with your cottage cheese.
Or something like that.
I’m not really trying much cause you’re really not worth much effort. Kinda just to amuse myself for a few moments.

Google “Psul” and TAH and maybe you’ll have a clue.

ChipNASA

You have two dads? OK. So you know all about getting cocks shoved in shit. OK. And then that makes you an ass baby, a butt baby? OK. I didn’t think that was possible but with weird ivf shit these days and you know like Monty Python asked, maybe your two dads were all like “It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.” and then your one of your Dads was probably like
“From now on I want you all to call me Loretta”…so in addition to being a butt/ass baby, you Dad Loretta taught you how to be a giant pussy and cried when everyone else called him on his dreams and shit like…


“It’s my right as a man.
Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
(see above)
But you can’t have babies.
Don’t you oppress me.
Reg: I’m not oppressing you, Stan — you haven’t got a womb. Where’s the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
(And Iron Grunt/wingman68’s Dad Stan/Loretta is all like…starts crying.))

THE END…

AW1Ed

Must be confusing around his place on Father’s Day.

AW1Ed

Here’s how it works, troll.
Comments should stay in the same airspace as the post and add something. Direct attacks on TAH’ers is not cool. After you’ve been here a while feel free to join in the (mostly) friendly banter.

Read the TAH FNG information at the top of the site for more guidance.

When you step out you get a warning- consider this as that. Further asshattery on your part and I’ll go in and edit your comments as I see fit.

If all of that doesn’t get your attention, you get nuked. I’ll either shit can your comment directly or delete its content and leave a love note.

It’s pretty simple. Got it?

Mick

Troll, or perhaps sockpuppet?

AW1Ed

Thinking troll- he didn’t mention our fake SEAL dujour.

An asshat either way.

Mick

Roger; concur.

MK I Mod 0 Asshat.

Ex-PH2

Two dads? More like none of them would claim that twonky little trout-sniffing toilet seat wiper.

Gee, that felt good, but then, I have an excuse for making wonky remarks today. That was fun.

Sarge

You are not good enough to be wingman69.

Skippy

Popcorn on the ready

The Stranger

This may get interesting.
*Pulls up chair*
*Sets up small table*
*Sets popcorn on table*
*Pours a whisky*
Ok, I’m ready. Roll ‘em!

AW1Ed

A fake SEAL, a new troll and I dragged out wingnut. This post just gets better and better.
*grin*

The Stranger
ChipNASA

This shit is one of my favorites…
*gets up and starts dancing in my cubicle*

The Stranger

Oh, and Iron C**t? This is just for you:

https://youtu.be/YU8jAlWECFk

AFCombatCAM

Go back to playing World of Warcraft with all of your basement dwelling interweb butt-buddies

Green Thumb

The Iron Butt used to be for biker folks who could roll 1k miles in 24 hours or less.

In you r case I would image it would be for taking 1k cocks in your ass over a 24 hour period.

Assclown (no pun intended).

ChipNASA

OK fuckers…..This is me manning the TAH checkpoint and Iron Grunt fucking Master of the Universe here is driving the taxi…..

I have to leave shortly but I hope you guys do your due diligence on this window licking. CONEX loading and unloading, exhaust testing pud wacker….

AW1Ed

That was classic!

HMCS(FMF) ret

EPIC!

Roh-Dog

True story…

The Stranger

Figures…

Bim

Do you know the definition of insanity, Wingman?

This is cracking me up.

Mick

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

AW1Ed

You’re just boring me now, wingnut. I see all your new ISPs, and I’m just going to shit can your idiot comments.

Have a TAH day!

The Stranger

Just a heads up…this clown just did a fake post under “IDC SARC”s handle further up the comment thread. I understand not dropping a ban hammer on someone indiscriminately, but that kind of behavior is kinda going too far, in my opinion. And I’m pretty sure he’s also “Iron Grunt”. His “style” is pretty obvious, ie his obsession with homosexual acts and behavior.

AW1Ed

We’re on it, thanks. I don’t, as mentioned, have ban privileges but I do what I can to remove the offensive comments. Make his ‘squeeze not worth the juice,’ as mentioned to me earlier.

As such I have to be reactive. Thebesig and I have come up with a ROE that should be entertaining until Management brings on the pain.

Thanks for your input. We are here for all of you, and will do all we can to keep the trolls at bay.

ChipNASA

AW1Ed,
I likey this one and am going to incorporate it into The Hemisphere of Insults®™ somehow….as in….
“Putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice…”

There. Yes, I like it.

AW1Ed

I’m honored. The inspiration for the quote shall remain nameless.

OAE CPO USN Ret

May 87 – June 88 I did boot camp, BE&E, and ET “A” at Great Mistakes.

His dates for boot, B double E, and ET A line up right for not fucking up anything. Back then the Navy would drop you out of BE&E or A school like you were shot out of a cannon if your grades started slipping. You suddenly learned to sing: Change my rate to a Boatswains Mate, doo-dah, doo-dah (sung to the tune of Camptown Ladies)

But then something happened. June 89 he completes ET A school and is shown the door in November 89 as a ETSN. Back then you put on ET3 after graduating A school. I remember sitting through PO Indoc and getting my ID changed to reflect my new rank prior to rolling out of there.

There were a couple of ET “C” (equipment specific follow on training for you landlubbers) schools at Great Mistakes (RSSPS and some heavy duty HF equipment), but those would have shown on his record if he attended and got dropped.

He also could have been on a hold just waiting to transfer to his “C” school and fucked up while on hold. *cough*CIRCUSPUBMUSTER*cough* <<<Not that I EVER did any underage drinking at that place. But I've heard….

OAE CPO USN Ret

Wanted to add one thing to that part about being fired out of a cannon…. to the girl from the cornhusker state that was a week ahead of me in A school and helped me study electronics enough to get a passing grade (all while studying her anatomy)… Thank you. Without your help, this dumb hillbilly would have wound up as a Boatswains Mate and probably out in 4 years. I wanted to tell you that the last time we saw each other (ironically your retirement ceremony was a week before mine), but I got all tongue tied. Yeah, I’m real smooth like that.

NHSparky

June 84-May 85, but like I said, I didn’t do Comm phase, and mid shift sucked.

Christ, I’m getting old.

OAE CPO USN Ret

Yeah, the Navy kept flip flopping around on the whole Comm ET/Radar ET. First there were ETR’s and ETN’s. Then they decided to just call us all ET’s, but you went through either Comm or Radar phase. Then they decided that all the ET’s would go through Comm and Radar. Then they went back to Comm OR Radar. Lather, rinse, repeat.

All the Nuke ET’s were down in Disneyland, errr, Orlando, so I couldn’t tell you what their process was like.

Heh, remember when they decided to move ET A school from Great Lakes to Orlando? Then after completing the move, Orlando got BRAC’d, so they had to move back to Great Mistakes. That happened around 95 or 96. Guy I was stationed with had just come from instructor duty prior to the move. He said his buddies were pissed because of that flail-ex.