Brian Andrew Levee – Phony Twidget SEAL

| February 13, 2020

The folks at Military Phony send us a case on Brian Andrew Levee.  I hear he goes by ‘Brian Andy’ on Facebook.  [Changed only in the last few hours to ‘Andy O’Brian.’]  Let’s see what little Andy has been doing these days:

On Levee’s Facebook page, it says that he “Works at U.S. Navy SEAL & SWCC Page.”  We weren’t quite sure if that meant he was claiming he was a SEAL/SWCC, he works at the organization/website, or both. It links to a podcast that supports a SEAL website.

There are several images of SEALs on Levee’s Facebook page, implying he is either a fan or is associated with them in some way.

A female former soldier found herself engaged in a PM conversation with Levee. Most of these PM screens speak for themselves.

Here he claims he was UDT/SEAL, along with being rifle and pistol qualified…

Here he talks about his special gear…

Here, Levee claimed to know President Donald Trump and Ben Carson…

Here he claimed he likes “blowing the crap out of stuff” and its a “SEAL thing”…

Here he talks about doing HALO jumps…

Here he talks about having the Marines beat…

Here he talks about putting on camouflage…

Here he implies medical qualification…

Here he mentions he is an ET (Electronics Technician), then UDT-SEAL…

Then claims that Airborne can’t carry his jockstrap…

. . . . .

After confirming that Levee was NOT in the BUD/S-SEAL database, his official military records were ordered from NPRC.

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Levee’s official military records obtained from the National Personnel Records Center (NPRC) show that he spent a little over 20 months in the Navy.

He was accurate about being a ET (Electronics Technician).

He was discharged as a seaman (E-3).

There is no training, schools or assignments to support his claim of being a Navy SEAL or any association with SWCC.

He had no decorations or awards. Therefore, he had no rifle or pistol qualification ribbons.


If the claims by Brian Levee were used to leverage work, military or civilian promotions, or anything else of value, he may be in violation of Stolen Valor laws. State laws may also apply.

Not really sure why he got out of the Navy in under 2 years.  Just when he got his basic Twidget training out of the way, the Navy got cheated out of any return on their investment.  I am thinking some kind of Fan Room incident with a Deck Ape probably.  Maybe eating too much flux paste or licking the breath mint in the bottom urinal one too many times.   Hard to tell.

Category: Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Valor Vultures

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  1. Poohbah, Lord High Everything Else says:

    My guess is he popped hot on a drug test. Based on the tron chaser school and associated insane demands on time, I’m betting either uppers, downers, if not both.

  2. bmorgan says:

    Just when you think that all of the phony Navy SEALs were in the rearview mirror – BAM! – another one jumps out in front of you.

    • marinedad61 says:

      This one is in MY rearview mirror.

      This is the turd Steven Zahuranec, in Pennsylvania,
      (4 good years in the Navy)
      who couldn’t tell truthful 4 year Navy stories
      like other friends and coworkers,
      no, he just had to be a classified war hero Navy SEAL…
      … and almost infiltrated MY FAMILY.

      Finding the way, on my own, to verify and out this turd,
      has made me a fan of the Stolen Valor websites (since 2015).

      No webpages documenting his phuckery.
      (It wasn’t his 1st time, either.
      His 2nd wife divorced him over this.)

      So, I’ve immortalized him for easy Google search
      and internet infamy
      at this free gif upload site.

      • Combat Historian says:

        The situation always gets hairy and DANGER CLOSE when the “sappers are inside the wire”…

      • Friend says:

        I never heard of STOLEN VALOR until we became victims…my asshole is still in TEXAS after being the first Vietnam soldier invited by Obama to place a wreath on the TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIERS.
        I paid for the fucking trip for him and his fake veteran motorcycle club…
        Old and stupid?

  3. Comm Center Rat says:

    I’m impressed Brian completed 43 weeks total of Navy electronics technical training. But that stellar achievement is overshadowed by the fact he’s a phony Navy SEAL without rifle/pistol qualification ribbons.

    Fortunately, his career ended before Brian could gain entry into the elite NDSM brotherhood.

    • IDC SARC says:

      True, BEE (pronounced, Bee Double E…for the non-navy folks)has a reputation as a no shit kind of school.I’ve never heard anything negative about it.

      Lucky for me as a SARC, Marines only have two parts…and those are conveniently interchangeable. 🙂

      ahmma…get a couple of terrain features back now to avoid the inevitable.

      • Sparks says:

        IDC SARC, Sir. Okay, so I have to know the answer. Marines only have to parts…? No disrespect to my Marine brothers but please tell me the punch line. Thank you.

        • Not the real IDC SARC says:

          The punchline is that I like to rainbow stream my urine into my mouth.

          • IDC SARC says:

            Okay faketard.

            Using my handle is one thing and kinda funny at a playground level…doubtful you even know what it means, but the comment speaks volumes to your own weakness, whoever you are.

            Apologies Sparks if ya thought I actually made the comment.

            • The Stranger says:

              This is that “Wingman68” jackass who’s been shitposting this thread. He’s also using “Iron Grunt” and other monikers here today. His “style” is obvious, he really seems to have a fascination with certain acts, as you can see. Not very bright, nor very entertaining. Kind of a one-note troll.

              • Ex-PH2 says:

                Yes, it’s the Petit Batard at work, thinking s/he/it is being clever, something woefully beyond his/her/its capacity to perform in any way.

                Pity, isn’t it? That someone so useless has so much bile and spittle in his teensy-weensy pegboard he uses for a brain.

  4. Combat Historian says:

    So who’s got more time in, this phony SEAL or the phony SEAL Ranger Ricky Jowers? Looks like it’s a close contest…

  5. Ret_25X says:

    you have to love people who live on planet fantasia…

  6. nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

    His claims are utterly shocking….

    • Dave Hardin says:

      I see what you did there

      • 5th/77th FA says:

        Looks like the lying, embellishing POS Brain Andrew Levee’s Navy Career shorted out. Must have been because he ran into resistance or a lack of capacitance to his sh^tbaggery. Maybe he was the queer electron that blew a fuze? Possibly a high frequency of low power output? I mean watts up with that? In such a state of flux,he couldn’t solder on? Coulda been he was a seal on a taint in the fan room?

        Y’all notice the floriduh man connection? Bitch ain’t even trying to be a good phony. Go rescue them puppies, get him some shades, a doo rag, moto sickle, a few tats and a buddy dying in his arms while a POW in the sh^t in Grenada. ESAD mofo!

    • rgr1480 says:

      His new name? Short-Circuit.

  7. 26Limabeans says:

    He looks like Brian Williams….with Herpes.

  8. Skippy says:

    Here we go again
    As I’m typing
    In here in Texas thinking
    But then again nothing surprises me anyone
    After the last week
    Enjoy your google fame turd

  9. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    Reading through this I knew the only kernel of truth in his shit sandwich was the ET part. From what I understand, ET training is longer than 28 weeks. He never made it to the fleet because he never finished A-school, and E-3 at separation sounds he didn’t get busted…hard to tell why. Color blindness should/would have bee detected earlier…maybe?

    What ever…the guy is a “topper”. Whatever you did, or a buddy of your did or does…he did it better, sooner, and more dangerous.
    You’re a Basic Parachutist…he did HALO.
    You’re an Engineer…he blows shit up!
    You’re a Corpsman…he’s Airborne Medic (sorry it that’s the wrong term)
    You banged a working girl in the PI…he nailed 4 at the same time
    You get my point.
    Always, always topping everybody and anybody…a complete LOSER!!!

    • IDC SARC says:

      not only did he go to airborne school…he went for 13 weeks..not the mere 3 weeks the rest of us mere mortals experienced.

      • Debbie says:

        I am the former soldier that conversed with Levee. He called me a fake and argued that airborne school was 13 weeks and I kept saying it was 3 weeks. The whole convo was pretty hilarious. All I wanted was an apology but the big dummy kept insulting me. smh… I guess he wished he just said sorry now. Oh well lol

    • Hondo says:

      Any number of reasons he could have been discharged w/o being busted down to E1. A half-dozen reasons I can think of are:

      1. If I recall correctly, his discharge predates DADT. Dunno if that’s significant or not, but that scenario could explain a sudden discharge part-way through a school.
      2. Ditto a positive HIV test.
      3. ‘Course, so could a severe injury resulting in him being physically unqualified for continued service.
      4. Ditto a preexisting condition successfully hidden for 18 months or so that flared up.
      5. Or loss of security clearance for cause (seems to me ETs require a min Secret if not TS).
      6. Or a compassionate discharge.

      I’m fairly certain there are multiple other reasons that don’t come immediately to mind. But without more info about the guy, we’re all just speculating.

      • FuzeVT says:

        How about a little bit of #4 (e.g. anal gonorrhea) brought on by #1 which finally led to #2.

      • rgr1480 says:

        He does have that cute earring thing going for him.

        Full disclosure: I had a pierced ear in college way back in 1972 before it was popular — anyway, it didn’t look ghey like that tiny bit of pixie dust like Brian Andy Levee has (aka “Brian Andy” and “Andy O’Brian).
        I was a long-hair, not a f… q…..ho…. sissy.

  10. Jay says:

    Dunno what pisses me off more: the fact my brother in law was an ET who did 5 years in the Navy and this dude pissed on that, the fact my cousin is a SWCC currently and this dude tried to steal THAT….or the fact he’s ripping on a legit Army Supply clerk, which is what I did in the Corps for 20 years.

    Fuck you Andy Brian. I guess you drove your Chevy to the Levee and the lie ran dry…you fucking poser. Asshole.

    • Debbie says:

      I am that former legit supply clerk aka staple pushing warrior as he referred to me as. LOL And yet turns out I did more than him smh..You can’t make this stuff up. He should of just apologized… what a big dummy

  11. Daisy Cutter says:

    I hate to point out the obvious, but an Electronics Technician that likes to blow things up is like a Hospital Corpsman saying they like to kill people.

  12. tsheeh says:

    Anybody know what that medial badge is? Is it some kind of military qualification?

    • An Old Arty Sgt says:

      those jump wings are Emergency Medical Air Technician EMT Wings Airborne Medic.

    • IDC SARC says:

      No, that winged star of life is not a military badge of any kind. Just another bootleg badge like bush wings, wings with a ranger tab, wings with skull, etc…vanity badges all.

      • rgr1480 says:

        Bush wings …. I remember those.

        I have the red wings and the yellow wings.

        I confess to having a severe case of yellow-fever.

        • 5th/77th FA says:

          I like chicken wings. Is that the subject for Thursdays are cooking? Baked, grilled, sauteed, sauced, or dry rub? Never seen a buffalo with wings, so I can’t comment on those.

          We had a phony here that was a deserting chicken. A real chicken sh^t Richard/Ricky/Rick/Dick(head) Wayne Jowers. He and the low life lying queef Levee would make a lovely couple.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Extra crispy wings with buttermilk ranch dressing on the side, mashed and gravy (thick gravy) and a big whopping bowl of green beans stewed in garlic.

          • 5th/77th FA says:

            Don’t toy with me…I fall in love real easy. Not far at all to my heart…from my taste buds or tummy. Happy Valentines Day! I Have Cookies.

  13. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Seems like a lot of effort to score some ‘tang…

    Sad sack of shit.

    • The Stranger says:

      Exactly. You can buy a jar of Tang at any grocery store.
      Wait, what?
      Never mind.

      • SFC D says:

        What’s the difference between Tang and Orange Juice?

        Tang just tastes nasty. OJ will fuckin’ kill ya.


        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          What did Nicole say to her Ron Goldman that night?
          “Bring the sunglasses over, it won’t kill you.”

          What were OJ’s last words to Nicole?
          Your Waiter will be along shortly.”
          What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole at the Pearly Gates?
          “Here’s your damned sunglasses!”

  14. Roh-Dog says:

    Nothing says ‘snipper’ like a SIG 522 in .22 LR, cuz you know you can just use that patented SeAL-magic to push the 40 grain projectile past the max effective range.
    Any idea if this worthless c yunt is a Prohibited Person? That’d be great….
    Oh yeah,

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      He’s bragging about his days as a butt “snipper” at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear)…

      Brain Andrew Levee = Cocksucker

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      SNipper? That’s what veterinarian assistants are sometimes called when assisting in castrating male cats.

  15. The Stranger says:

    Here we go, a little musical interlude:

  16. NHSparky says:

    I’d love to see his Page 5 (schools). As an ET, the conventional guys went to Comm phase, whereas pre-1986, the nukes did not.

    After 1986, nukes went to NFAS in Orlando.

    There look to be some errors because if he HAD graduated ET”A”, he’d be ETSA, or more likely if he was AEF (as most were) would have been automatically advanced to E-4, or ET3.

    Something tells me he may have been dropped during his time in Great Mistakes, which would explain why his record shows his rate as SA (E-2) versus ETSA or ETSN.

  17. Mustang Major says:

    Entry level military phony.

  18. ChipNASA says:

    OK just a kinda simple question.
    The attached sheet is a transcript from NPRC, it’s NOT a DD-214, I get that however, and I don’t have any other reference but I used my Google Fu.

    A NARA or NA form 13164 has the block “Transcript of Court-Marshal Trial” on it and says “None” or Not on File.

    I thought that might be a red flag but I checked and that’s apparently a standard block on the FOIA request when you get the NARA NA Form 13164 and not a DD-214.

    It’s not implying that there *was* a court-marshal for that particular individual when you see that on the form. Apparently it’s standard.

    My 2 cents in case anyone’s brain also went there.

  19. Sarge says:

    This guy…fucking pisses me off.

    Entry level yahoo…putting down a legit military member.

    Assholes like this need one thing.


    Culled from dictionaries far and wide, from brain space to insults written on the walls of Iraqi Porta-Potties, allow me to make your morning better and cast shame and humiliation on today’s target.

    For being a fake navy seal and being a douchenozzle of the highest caliber, Brian Andrew Levee is now internet famous:

    Brian Andrew levee is the aggravating asshole assistant to APL
    Brian Andrew levee is a bulimic bulging ballsack barotone butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear)
    Brian Andrew levee is a chronic cocksucking clymidiacic cretin
    Brian Andrew levee is a dumb-ass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwit
    Brian Andrew levee is a earwax eating emissary from eastern schiztlipp
    Brian Andrew levee is a fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike
    Brian Andrew levee is a gregarious gangrene carrying grench
    Brian Andrew levee is a hypocritical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit
    Brian Andrew levee is a idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ
    Brian Andrew levee is a jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism
    Brian Andrew levee is a kommunistic klown kitty kornhole kisser
    Brian Andrew levee is a Limp-dick lazy-ass llama blower
    Brian Andrew levee is a MANN-aise mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher
    Brian Andrew levee is a no good ninja nippled needlenuts nincompoop
    Brian Andrew levee is a obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer
    Brian Andrew levee is a penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophylactic usage
    Brian Andrew levee is a queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze quadriplegic
    Brian Andrew levee is a rat fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone
    Brian Andrew levee is a shit slurping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis
    Brian Andrew levee is a taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop
    Brian Andrew levee is a unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge
    Brian Andrew levee is a Valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty
    Brian Andrew levee is a wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforementioned truck stop
    Unlike this guy, even male giraffe axe-wound drippings have their use
    Brian Andrew levee is a yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker
    Brian Andrew levee is a zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick

    Take that you fake fucker.

    • ChipNASA says:

      Sarge and all
      Just a note in case you didn’t see it in the Mr Richard Jowers thread and also associated with the Leroy Foley posts…

      I usually include Sarge’s ALPHABET ASSAULT while posting the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ .
      I have to admit the ALPHABET ASSAULT is clearly more tame for posers and certainly appropriate and in this case and like 100% of others, I’m speaking only to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ for now.

      In the thread with our two Sheriff wannabe folks and Texas political situation, it was requested that I drop the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , and after our usual gyrations and vote, I did.

      That being the case, I wanted to explain why you may have seen it modified (some of it deleted) and give a little better explanation.

      I got an e-mail and then made a phone call to the TAH powers that be, that explained that with the fame that Military Phonies and TAH have garnered of late in some situations and in general, certain people and institutions that do not regularly visit TAH may have had their jimmies rustled by the good old The Hemisphere of Insults®™ as a secondary consequence of visiting or being directed here.

      A bit more of an explanation to this is that with the enhanced scrutiny of some cases posted here and that Military Phonies is a more cut and dried factual site where, for the most part, verified and documented Stolen Valor or such cases are posted, TAH is more like the military playground and McDonalds Ball pit of a blog site, were we all get to chime in and fling feces, in addition to other items not specifically Stolen Valor related but, relevant to our community, are posted. So you see where I am going with this.

      Some folks in the media had been directed to the Military Phonies or TAH page and came to do some of their due diligence of a particular case and came upon my eloquent The Hemisphere of Insults®™ .
      To say that someone not from our background or experiences or “unique” mindset was possibly put off by being confronted by that is completely understandable.

      The really important thing here is that, as I discussed with the TAH gods, there was then some reluctance to refer to TAH or link to the thread as a resource of an investigation to the general public because of some of the “possibly” uncouth things here, specifically the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ .

      Now I want to be very clear about a couple of things.

      1. I am speaking only of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (and for myself), not your comments or Sarge’s Alphabet Assault. Press on as usual unless others directed.

      2. The TAH Gods and I are completely on the same page. They don’t want to edit/censor or not encourage my posting in any case, in fact, it was made abundantly clear they are quite of the mind that some of these “MoFos” completely deserve everything that’s coming to them and BRING IT!!!

      3. I will continue as normal going forward, however, with your assistance and that of the Admins here, I may lag or delay somewhat in the call to battle stations and the standard deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , until we can assess if the individual or individuals involved in a particular posting here may draw outside scrutiny, investigation and analysis from legitimate sources, so as not to impede their desire to post or refer to TAH as a reference to spotlight a particular case.
      This is very much my desire. I’d rather hold off and have TAH be available, than be off-putting by our usual dick slapping, shit storming and the like as is a general daily occurrence here, at least on my part.

      Finally, the TAH powers that be did express that they are very grateful to all of us, and a particular vision from them and also Jonn, before he passed, keep up and keep on.
      They also said that they are somewhat impressed by many of us jumping in and doing some leg work (you know who you are) in many cases rather than the usual behind-the-scenes staff doing the investigations, and providing some significant information for cases here in the threads, you bunch of fucking Nancy Drews and Hardy Boys here.

      SO, have a great day all you TAH minions and let’s all keep on Making and Keeping TAH GREAT (yeah bitch I had to go there) and doing our usual thing.

      This is a very unique and special community of folks and I can’t express to all of you and the TAH gods how much this is appreciated on a daily basis, or, how genuinely proud I am to be a part of it.

      Cheers you freaks.


      • Sarge says:

        Thanks for the info Chip! My itchy trigger finger will go dormant unless the Alphabet Assault or Staff Summary Sheet is specifically requested.

        • ChipNASA says:

          Nah, I don’t think so in your case and I was also trying to make that point, particularly in this case, I don’t think that Brian Andrew Levee is going to garner much attention, and not only that, unless the Admins here called or e-mailed you in particular, I don’t think it’s a concern.
          As you probably saw, Dave didn’t edit the first page, just edited the other three or so pages for brevity, specifically in the
          Jowers and Foley thread.
          I don’t think any of us expected it to blow up the way it did and so quickly as it did.
          I certainly think we have seen other cases where the local and regional media folks have gotten involved.

          I think the Alphabet Assault or Staff Summary Sheet are safe and fair game. (In my opinion)

          Sorry, but I’m being lazy, but who it the reporter who visits here often and has ….Oh , wait…..(leaving it alone for a few minutes, I remembered….)

          Dan Noyes at ABC7 in San Francisco has been a frequent visitor and such. I believe there are others that have used TAH as a resource and certainly contributed as well.

          Anyway Sarge In my opinion, unless otherwise directed, press on with the AA and SSS. I’m not going to stop posting the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ .

          It’s just that I’m going to have a sit and wait time to see if anything gets outside attention at the local/regional/or god forbid, national level so that TAH can be included in reporting, and not to have any in the media hesitate using TAH as a reference in an investigation because out my and our collective Potty minds.

          I have to say, when Dave called and e-mailed me the other day and we talked for a few minutes, I wasn’t sure if I was more surprised to hear and talk about the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ but after I realized we were all talking the same language, I was goddamn proud to be its curator, and let’s not forget…. the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ belongs to *ALL* of us because almost all of you have contributed to it. I am but the lowly curator.


            • 5th/77th FA says:

              Yeppers, Chipster you are the cure and you prolly did ateher. Good to know what happened, thought my machine had went google funked. My AMENS and ALL HAILS had disappeared. And the America the Beautiful Concerts.

              We’ll just have to call for mass deployments of the AA, TBoT, and the SSS and let Higher determine when the HoI is needed/appropriate. My trigger finger stays as itchy as a hookers crotch after a port of call by the 7th Fleet.

              And daHell?!? Potty minds?? Wouldn’t that be the posers? They’re the ones with sh^t for brains. Maybe, admittedly, potty mouths, well, cause some of us do talk sh^t. Keep up the good work of being the cure ateher.

          • Ex-PH2 says:

            Well, ChipNASA, since you have happily assisted me with stuff in the past, I would like to offer the following if appropriate for your use:

            spaghetti straw-sized personal organ

            real boy babies have bigger nuts

            there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of
            Poontang Pond

            nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy

            If you can use those, I am happy to send them to you for future usage.

            thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party

            Also glad to be back on board, if only until a few weeks from now.

            • ChipNASA says:

              Consider it done.

              Your latest contributions to the much beloved The Hemisphere of Insults®™ are greatly appreciated.

  20. Sparks says:

    What a fucking tool.

  21. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Fuckin’ little pus-nuts booger-muncher was an entry-level washout and brags like he’s the second coming of Chuck Norris, FA-KHEEM!!!

  22. Grunt says:

    “He was discharged as a seamen”

    Heh heh heh


  23. Finally after four days a phony Seal pops up at the TAH starting gate which comes in as a show and no win or place.

    • Skippy says:

      Army was behind
      But I think the Navy Seals still owns
      The title for the most claimed combat profession
      Even one of our phony army guys (fail) the other
      Day was claiming seal

  24. Green Thumb says:

    This dude’s “Special Equipment” was probably a double-ended Phildo. And the only thing he has “blown up” are a barrage of swinging dicks and two-holes at the local “fun” bar.

    There are clowns and then there is this turd.

    • Green Thumb says:

      He also has that “Felonious Ass Pirate” look about him.

      It also appears someone kicked his ass. I imagine many men do not like meat gazers breathing heavily at the urinal next to them.

      • ChipNASA says:

        OK Green Thumb Glad to see you back posting with some regularity.

        Oh and speaking of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , I’m going to see if anything like “Felonious Ass Pirate” or some such is there and if not, I’m adding that too bitch!!
        Very nice. *Runs off giggling like a 12 year old girl*….

        • Iron Grunt says:

          Hey Chip,

          You sound like the kinda guy that loves getting dicked down hardcore. You sound like a bug chaser who is a slut for the jizz and take golden showers like a champ. You’re the kinda guy that would eat Weinsteins asshole for target coupons

          • AW1Ed says:

            I was of two minds with this idiot. I was very close to dumping his comment in the shitcan, after all Chip does a lot for us behind the scenes and I consider him a friend, but he also is a big lad and perfectly capable of handling an asshole like this.

            So congrats, Laughing Boy. You just wound up on this Admin’s radar, which is step one to getting on my shit list. Ask wingman68 how that worked out for him.

            • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

              Sounds like yet another jizz junkie who likes to project when he’s not blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.

            • The Stranger says:


            • ChipNASA says:

              I’m glad you didn’t delete this and hang loose. We may have some more fun. (Unless dickless here wants to get really crude and you find it necessary to really edit his shit)

              Yeah, I’ve had Taco Bell irritate my ass 1,000 times more than this fucking boot. And that’s assuming this guy even equates to being a boot. He’s probably not even a vet and wants to come here and act all touch and shitty and the like.

              You know what I’m doing now??

              Come on Guess….

              I’m running for the Kleenex.

              Naw fuckers….

              I’m sitting at my desk doing this…

              • The Stranger says:

                You really posted a video of that Neil Gassy Ass Tyson? He was involved in the demotion of Pluto. I can’t stand that douchebag!

              • AW1Ed says:

                Got your six, Bro. Like I had to say that.

                • Mick says:

                  AW1Ed and ChipNASA:

                  So here I am out here flying detached escort for you guys, watching and hoping that I get a chance to roll in and pitch into the fight, but you guys keep closing in to close range and skull f*cking this Laughing Boy idiot right through the top of his canopy.

                  No fun rolling in to join the fight when the Laughing Boy is already spinning into the ground in flames.

                  “Splash one Laughing Boy. No chute.”

          • ChipNASA says:

            *rolls eyes*
            OMG I think I’m gonna cry. Here it comes…Uhn…Uhn….Awwwwwwwwwwww…

            Nah, just kidding. Not a fucking chance.
            You must me new here, huh champ?

            Oh and I feel sorry for the gifts you are about to receive.

            Nah, I’m really not.

            Fuck You. Tah. Dah.

            Let me know when you’re off your Mommy’s titty so I can go back to plowing her in the ass, because, I’m kinda thoughtful like that, and shit.

            I’d not want to have the baby have an upset stomach by jostling his milk jugs around while he’s trying to keep latched onto a finger long nipple and possible get some rancid, Marlboro Red dirty trailer air in your lungs with your cottage cheese.
            Or something like that.
            I’m not really trying much cause you’re really not worth much effort. Kinda just to amuse myself for a few moments.

            Google “Psul” and TAH and maybe you’ll have a clue.

            • ChipNASA says:

              You have two dads? OK. So you know all about getting cocks shoved in shit. OK. And then that makes you an ass baby, a butt baby? OK. I didn’t think that was possible but with weird ivf shit these days and you know like Monty Python asked, maybe your two dads were all like “It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.” and then your one of your Dads was probably like
              “From now on I want you all to call me Loretta”…so in addition to being a butt/ass baby, you Dad Loretta taught you how to be a giant pussy and cried when everyone else called him on his dreams and shit like…

              “It’s my right as a man.
              Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
              (see above)
              But you can’t have babies.
              Don’t you oppress me.
              Reg: I’m not oppressing you, Stan — you haven’t got a womb. Where’s the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
              (And Iron Grunt/wingman68’s Dad Stan/Loretta is all like…starts crying.))

              THE END…

            • AW1Ed says:

              Here’s how it works, troll.
              Comments should stay in the same airspace as the post and add something. Direct attacks on TAH’ers is not cool. After you’ve been here a while feel free to join in the (mostly) friendly banter.

              Read the TAH FNG information at the top of the site for more guidance.

              When you step out you get a warning- consider this as that. Further asshattery on your part and I’ll go in and edit your comments as I see fit.

              If all of that doesn’t get your attention, you get nuked. I’ll either shit can your comment directly or delete its content and leave a love note.

              It’s pretty simple. Got it?

            • Ex-PH2 says:

              Two dads? More like none of them would claim that twonky little trout-sniffing toilet seat wiper.

              Gee, that felt good, but then, I have an excuse for making wonky remarks today. That was fun.

            • Skippy says:

              Popcorn on the ready

          • The Stranger says:

            This may get interesting.
            *Pulls up chair*
            *Sets up small table*
            *Sets popcorn on table*
            *Pours a whisky*
            Ok, I’m ready. Roll ‘em!

          • The Stranger says:

            Oh, and Iron C**t? This is just for you:


          • AFCombatCAM says:

            Go back to playing World of Warcraft with all of your basement dwelling interweb butt-buddies

          • Green Thumb says:

            The Iron Butt used to be for biker folks who could roll 1k miles in 24 hours or less.

            In you r case I would image it would be for taking 1k cocks in your ass over a 24 hour period.

            Assclown (no pun intended).

  25. ChipNASA says:

    OK fuckers…..This is me manning the TAH checkpoint and Iron Grunt fucking Master of the Universe here is driving the taxi…..

    I have to leave shortly but I hope you guys do your due diligence on this window licking. CONEX loading and unloading, exhaust testing pud wacker….

  26. The Stranger says:


  27. Bim says:

    Do you know the definition of insanity, Wingman?

    This is cracking me up.

  28. Mick says:



  29. AW1Ed says:

    You’re just boring me now, wingnut. I see all your new ISPs, and I’m just going to shit can your idiot comments.

    Have a TAH day!

    • The Stranger says:

      Just a heads up…this clown just did a fake post under “IDC SARC”s handle further up the comment thread. I understand not dropping a ban hammer on someone indiscriminately, but that kind of behavior is kinda going too far, in my opinion. And I’m pretty sure he’s also “Iron Grunt”. His “style” is pretty obvious, ie his obsession with homosexual acts and behavior.

      • AW1Ed says:

        We’re on it, thanks. I don’t, as mentioned, have ban privileges but I do what I can to remove the offensive comments. Make his ‘squeeze not worth the juice,’ as mentioned to me earlier.

        As such I have to be reactive. Thebesig and I have come up with a ROE that should be entertaining until Management brings on the pain.

        Thanks for your input. We are here for all of you, and will do all we can to keep the trolls at bay.

        • ChipNASA says:

          I likey this one and am going to incorporate it into The Hemisphere of Insults®™ somehow….as in….
          “Putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice…”

          There. Yes, I like it.

  30. OAE CPO USN Ret says:

    May 87 – June 88 I did boot camp, BE&E, and ET “A” at Great Mistakes.

    His dates for boot, B double E, and ET A line up right for not fucking up anything. Back then the Navy would drop you out of BE&E or A school like you were shot out of a cannon if your grades started slipping. You suddenly learned to sing: Change my rate to a Boatswains Mate, doo-dah, doo-dah (sung to the tune of Camptown Ladies)

    But then something happened. June 89 he completes ET A school and is shown the door in November 89 as a ETSN. Back then you put on ET3 after graduating A school. I remember sitting through PO Indoc and getting my ID changed to reflect my new rank prior to rolling out of there.

    There were a couple of ET “C” (equipment specific follow on training for you landlubbers) schools at Great Mistakes (RSSPS and some heavy duty HF equipment), but those would have shown on his record if he attended and got dropped.

    He also could have been on a hold just waiting to transfer to his “C” school and fucked up while on hold. *cough*CIRCUSPUBMUSTER*cough* <<<Not that I EVER did any underage drinking at that place. But I've heard….

    • OAE CPO USN Ret says:

      Wanted to add one thing to that part about being fired out of a cannon…. to the girl from the cornhusker state that was a week ahead of me in A school and helped me study electronics enough to get a passing grade (all while studying her anatomy)… Thank you. Without your help, this dumb hillbilly would have wound up as a Boatswains Mate and probably out in 4 years. I wanted to tell you that the last time we saw each other (ironically your retirement ceremony was a week before mine), but I got all tongue tied. Yeah, I’m real smooth like that.

    • NHSparky says:

      June 84-May 85, but like I said, I didn’t do Comm phase, and mid shift sucked.

      Christ, I’m getting old.

      • OAE CPO USN Ret says:

        Yeah, the Navy kept flip flopping around on the whole Comm ET/Radar ET. First there were ETR’s and ETN’s. Then they decided to just call us all ET’s, but you went through either Comm or Radar phase. Then they decided that all the ET’s would go through Comm and Radar. Then they went back to Comm OR Radar. Lather, rinse, repeat.

        All the Nuke ET’s were down in Disneyland, errr, Orlando, so I couldn’t tell you what their process was like.

        Heh, remember when they decided to move ET A school from Great Lakes to Orlando? Then after completing the move, Orlando got BRAC’d, so they had to move back to Great Mistakes. That happened around 95 or 96. Guy I was stationed with had just come from instructor duty prior to the move. He said his buddies were pissed because of that flail-ex.