Jason West – Fake POW, Stabbed, Shot, Tortured

| February 11, 2020

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Jason Brett West.  West lives in Houston, Texas and is 49 years old at the time of this writing.

Jason had a GoFundMe account posted in his name.  In the writeup, it said he served in the Marine Corps from 1989-1997 as a Combat Engineer.  His primary responsibility was detonating land mines but several explosions gave him Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI).  “During his time in the military, Jason was stabbed, shot, captured, tortured, and was exposed to nerve agents and untested vaccinations.”  The GoFundMe account is soliciting money for an operation based on his military injuries/wounds.

The screen capture above was some time ago.  The donations are up to $490 now.

So, what does the National Personnel Records Center have to say about Jason’s time in the military?  In the immortal words of Jonn Lilyea, they said “who?”

To make sure, the Department of Defense Manpower Data Center was checked for every year that was claimed for West’s service – 1989-1997 – with no results.

It may be more accurate to say two things were discovered – jack and squat.

The difficult thing about these GoFundMe panhandling efforts is there is plausible deniability.  “Someone else wrote it up and I never saw it.  They meant well but got it all wrong. Had I seen it I would have put a stop to it right away.  Don’t blame her, she meant well.  She just got it all wrong.”

It’s a weak hand to play if you get caught red-handed, but as they say in poker “sometimes you just have to play out a bad hand.”

I would be remiss if I didn’t return to the “stabbed, shot, captured, tortured” comment.  If he supposedly served in the USMC from 1989-1997, where did this all occur?  All the fun places on Court Street were bulldozed down by then.  The Driftwood kept a few crosseyed strippers that might cut ya.   Oceanside?  Couldabin, easy enough to get stabbed by a gal named Bob back then.

I have to admit that poor Jason has the look of someone that might have been probed by something or someone and given untested vaccinations…but it apparently wasn’t by Chesty and Corps.

Category: Marine Corps, Marine Corps Poser, POW, Purple Heart, Valor Vultures

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  1. Hondo says:

    Are you saying he looks like he may have been a test pilot for the Greek space program, DH? (smile)

    All kidding aside – this LSoS deserves everything coming his way, other than the GoFundMe cash.

  2. Daisy Cutter says:

    The GoFundMe page states: “Imagine fighting for your country only to be forgotten in the record books!”

    Well, that’s one way of looking at it.

    “…there were no records of Jason’s service, nor many of his platoon members’ service.”

    That should have been a clue, but instead, it was interpreted as some kind of government / military conspiracy.

    My God, it’s as if his entire military service has been erased! How can this happen?

    • Hack Stone says:

      Haven’t you seen the film Jacob’s Ladder? This shit happens all of the time. The government is able to keep the defense budget down by recruiting functionally illiterate members of society to go on black ops, then completely disavows them.

    • Combat Historian says:

      I bet Jason West is a Space Marine fighting alongside Tom Cruise against the evil time-looping Mimics. Nobody knows Jason West and his buddies because IT HASN’T HAPPENED YET…

    • Sandman says:

      lost of records happens all the time. Soldiers coming back from wars get lost in the paper work shuffle. I mean how many from the Civil War got forgotten? Which is probably the last time it’s happened. Forget this loser wannabe. He’s my age and my records are fine as well as everyone elses.

  3. Bim says:

    From the GoFundMe: “Jason’s wife recently reached out to the VA for support, and while they have been helping as much as they can, it was discovered that there are no records of Jason’s service, nor many of his platoon members’ service. Imagine fighting for your country only to be forgotten in the record books!”

    Of course, it’s all the VA and military bureaucracies fault. The guy couldn’t possibly be lying his ass off.

    • Hack Stone says:

      He went down to see the VA man, and the man said “Son, don’t you understand?”

      • Comm Center Rat says:

        After checking in with the VA, Jason went back to the refinery and the hiring man said “son if it was up to me”

    • Combat Historian says:

      Hire Forgin’ Frank and Forgin’ Foley; they’ll fix him up…

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      His records and service were “sheep dipped”… he’s got that Sooper Seekrit Skwirrl X-27 clearance just like those double naught spies do.

      He’d be better off to put on his gofundme page that he was a victim of a government program that alien anal probed him to help raise money.

      Jason West = Cocksucker

    • OldManchu says:

      The biggest heartache of all from military service…..

      To be forgotten in the “record books!” Gee Golly. How lonely it must me.

      • Ret_25X says:

        I’m assuming its one of those green bound ruled notebooks that the military issues.

        Don’t those say “record” on the front cover?

        • Claw says:

          Yep. Those come in different sizes:

          7530-00-222-3521 Book, Record, 5 1/2 in x 8 inch

          7530-00-222-3525 Book, Record 8 in x 10 1/2 inch

    • Hack Stone says:

      Plenty of instances of Hack having lost records, but more often lost cassettes. Hack was at Camp Scwabb when his buddy from 3rd Amtracks stopped by on a WestPac Cruise. The guy borrowed a B-52’s and a U2 tape, and was supposed to return them the next day. Next day he was over the horizon on his way to Korea. 35 years later, he and the current wife stoped by Stately Stone Manor, and he still hasn’t returned them. Hack needs to start a Go Fund Me to resolve this dilemma.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Gee; no records of his service? And to think that the VA asked me to update mine while I was out on Unexplained Absence last week…. I must have missed something in the paperwork shuffle.

      Oh, well…. Bonus was, I met a guy over there at the FHCC who trains service dogs, and that little gal he had with him was a mushy-hearted Shepherd with a grin the width of a steak bone.

      Can this 2.0-legger bozo be charged with some kind of fraud thingy? Or is there not enough “stuff” on him just yet? The song and dance about it is what fascinates me.

  4. The Stranger says:


  5. USAF RET says:


  6. Skippy says:

    Enjoy your fame shitbag
    You’ve earned it
    Let’s meet I’ll give you some nerve pain clown
    It sucks too

  7. Combat Historian says:

    Gotta give this scumbag tiny credit for originality. Thought he would go the usual secret squirrel Force Recon/Marine SEAL route, but he chose Marine combat engineer as the hill to pose and die on. Whatever bakes your cake, asshole…

  8. Keepin' It Real says:

    Jason West’s GoFundMe effort may come to a screeching halt with a high water mark of a meager $490.

    All is not lost, however.

    West can still get that brain operation for under $500 if he used a dirt-paved, back-alley, out patient facility in Tijuana. Just take a left at the painted donkey and go past the Coat Hanger abortion clinic.

    • Friend says:

      Keeping it Real,
      Across the street from the famous DONKEY SHOW on Revolution Ave?

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Isn’t the obvious question this one: How is he walking around with TBI instead of being in physical therapy to correct it?

      Someone please tell me why these women are so dumb and desperate? There are so many options available. Why don’t they look for them?

      I just do NOT get it.

  9. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    Here is how I picture this turd; sitting in his easy chair watching ‘Full Metal Jacket’ when…

    Hartman: Adams!
    Adams: Sir, yes sir.
    Hartman: 1800, engineers…you get to go out and find mines.

    Brilliant! Its so diabolical…everybody fakes Recon & Snipers but blowing up mines could win the most sympathy without seeming to far-fetched…brilliant indeed.

  10. ninja says:

    The “nerve” of him.

    How sad for his Family.

    Hope it was not the person who started the GO FUND ME page who lied about West serving in the Marine Corps.


  11. Hack Stone says:

    If he really needed money, there are plenty of charities that are willing to help worthy veterans. One in particular gave a veteran who apparently had no income as a lawyer enough money to purchase a new Jeep and have enough left over to buy a hot dog suit. You should check it out, The Daniel Bernath Foundation, Helping Others Because He Just Can’t (Couldn’t) Help Himself.

  12. A Proud Infidel®™ says:


  13. 5th/77th FA says:

    Man pul leaze, step away from the www machine for just a little while and damned if the ninjas done slipped ANOTHER TexAss phony baloney lying sack of sh^t wanna be marine (sic) in the form of a bloated blivet Jason Brett West. Wounded? POW? Nerve damage? Yeah Bitch, you done shot your mouth off too much. You have captured the attention of folks who hate phonies. When I got up this morning I had one nerve left and damned if you ain’t done got on it. You are not a gent and you better go find some funds for a lawer.

    My sympathies to you family what all lies have you told them? For you? NONE. AT. ALL!

    Let me be the FIRST to call for the full scale deployment of the TAH Hemisphere of Insults on the lying sack of sh^t Jason Brett West who has stood on the bodies and in the blood of people he isn’t even worthy of licking the sweat from their private parts.

    Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:


    • The Stranger says:

      Si! Si! Con una chingada si!

    • Skippy says:

      I’m a third

      • ChipNASA says:

        OK Guys and Gals,
        Thanks for the heads up….

        Well Jason Brett West, I hope you’re up for it because you’re about to become (even more so) World. Fucking. Famous.

        I’m gonna come at you like a hyped up spider Monkey on Mountain Dew and looking for somewhere to nest in your anal regions and raise a family.

        You probably won’t see dime one of that whopping $490 you fucking fraud.

        Has anyone reported this Go Fuck Me account yet?!?

        Enjoy the new found fame and attention you so richly deserve.

        The Hemisphere of Insults®™
        (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
        FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
        DANGER CLOSE!!!!
        MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
        TAKE COVER!!!!!
        … Jason (Jack off) Brett (More like Shitt) West (Yeah why don’t you head West, until you hit the Pacific and then keep walking..) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito,
        enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville,

        • ChipNASA says:

          waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk,
          he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid,

          • ChipNASA says:

            100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), Worthless fraud, lying sack of shit, not a Veteran, NEVER Served and then, therefore, NEVER, EVER, was a Marine, a Combat Engineer, Never “BLOWN UP SIR!”, doesn’t have a TBI, was never stabbed, shot, captured, tortured, and was NEVER exposed to nerve agents and untested vaccinations, at least not by the DOD or the military, and we can’t vouch for anything behind truck stop dumpsters, but I digress, , you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing,
            seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle,what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
            Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag; erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher;

            • ChipNASA says:

              no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
              If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
              We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
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              FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
              Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
              Here endeth the lesson.

              Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

              So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

                • ninja says:

                  Poor Guy.

                  Now you made his nerve pain worse.

                  *sarc on*


                  • 5th/77th FA says:

                    AMEN!!!! ALL HAIL CHIPNASA AND THE TAH HoI!

                    ALL HAIL!!!!!

                  • ChipNASA says:

                    The only thing that chaps my ass more than this (Stolen Valor) or burns me (literally) is the fukcing shingles I’m going through right now.
                    At least I’m on the down side I hope, after a week of meds, shit still stings and burns and all that and at least it’s only on my ankle.
                    I’ve heard of much worse and much worse places on the body. Once this shit clears up, I’m getting the vaccination, even if I had to take 15 shots in the ass cheek, so I’d never have to deal with this shit again.

                    As I was recently heard to say,
                    “Goddamn Fucking Bitch Motherfuclking OWIE!!! And shit.

                  • Ex-PH2 says:

                    ChipNASA, I had that on my back briefly. Next time I see the doc, I’m getting the shot, too. She scolded me for not getting the flu shot, too, but gave it to me.
                    Here’s an “AMEN” video fer ye!

  14. ninja says:

    Ole Jason served in the Marine Corps 1989-1997?

    That’s interesting.

    We all make mistakes as a 19 Year Old, right?

    Well, Public Information research indicates that in February 1990, while living in Peoria, Illinois, Jason was charged with a Class B Misdemeanor, Illinois Code 625 ILCS 5/ 11-204(a) for Fleeing/Attempt of Eluding Police.

    He was driving above the Speed Limit and most likely, tried to outrun the Police.

    He pleaded Guilty and was given 6 months of supervised Probation.

    • ninja says:


      Does the above qualify him as a “POW”?

      Asking For A Friend.


    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman says:

      Yep. Just “drives” home the point, SV is the Rancid Cherry topping the Shit Sundae. Always. ANd you don’t have to dig very deep.

    • Combat Historian says:

      He had just graduated from Parris Island and was home on leave and was trying to show off to his girlfriend what a stud he was by out-driving the cops while wearing his baby blues…(sarc)

    • AW1Ed says:

      Heh. A very good friend of mine tried this and wound up in the Navy. Not his first offense by any means, he was given a choice- military or jail.

  15. FuzeVT says:

    II MEF indefinite running password:


    • Daisy Cutter says:

      What happens at the Driftwood, stays at the Driftwood.

      Unless you come home with stripper glitter all over your face and clothes. Nearly impossible to explain away to the wife. Not that I know.

  16. Mick says:

    Dave Hardin:

    “If he supposedly served in the USMC from 1989-1997, where did this all occur? All the fun places on Court Street were bulldozed down by then. The Driftwood kept a few crosseyed strippers that might cut ya.”

    Don’t forget The Brown Bagger and also Tobie’s over by Camp Geiger!

    (I’m sure that IDC SARC and Forest Green can also attest to the high quality of those fine establishments.)

  17. Sandman says:

    lost of records happens all the time. Soldiers coming back from wars get lost in the paper work shuffle. I mean how many from the Civil War got forgotten? Which is probably the last time it’s happened. Forget this loser wannabe. He’s my age and my records are fine as well as everyone elses.

  18. marinedad61 says:

    Well, I found where the West couple lives….
    and also where the GoFundMe sponsor lives (and works).
    My little secret?
    Or, send this info to MP / TAH?
    Or, go at it on PhuchBuch?

    I’m hesitant to hit the Buch of Phuch,
    since this looks like a job for Cagney and Lacey,
    and Sheriff Buford T. Justice.

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      Send it to Rizzoli and Isles. And then have Rizzoli report to me. I’ll get to Isles when I finish up with Rizzoli.

  19. Jay says:

    Fucking shitbag. I have migraines. I get them so bad sometimes I LEGIT have to call out of work (I know work is a foreign concept to you, Jason). Funny thing is, MINE are documented in MY Medical Record from MY time in the service and the VA has no problem treating ME because they can prove I served. How, in the BLUE FUCK does the government LOSE TRACK of an entire PLATOON?!?! (they don’t)

    In conclusion: Fuck you Jason West, you’re a lazy piece of shit relying on your wife to support you and I hope someone reports your little tin cup operation. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

  20. This is the same thing that happened to Bob Lazarr after he blew the whistle about reverse engineering he did on a UFO. His lifes history was wiped out by the Govt. With west, it most likely involved secret squirrel ops.

  21. OldCorpsTanker72 says:

    Hey, these things happen. I lost a platoon once. Well, I didn’t actually lose the platoon, but I got the platoon lost. Camp Lejeune, back in the 70s, and I needed to get from Point A to Point B with my platoon of tanks. Was running late, and was pretty sure I knew a short cut back. Was able to convince the Amtrac Platoon that was with me to just follow me, we’d get there in plenty of time. Come to find out, my short cut was through an impact area, and I didn’t know the way nearly as well as I thought I did – what can I say, I was a 2/Lt. Anyway, I finally found the way to the far side, with 20 minutes to spare, and no one got blown up. So I guess I actually lost TWO platoons for a little while. Now, how do I sign up for this GoFundMe thing?

  22. Daisy Cutter says:

    What is this GoFundMe thing you speak of?

    You mean I can panhandle and don’t have to work?

  23. ChipNASA says:

    By the way, I just completed the Go Fund Me Report Abuse report and then linked the Military Phonies and TAH pages or Valor Guardians (Well the URL at least), but to me, this is always TAH.

    All that being said, if I get a response from GoFuckMe, I’ll post it.

  24. Charles says:

    “Jason’s wife recently reached out to the VA for support, and while they have been helping as much as they can, it was discovered that there are no records of Jason’s service, nor many of his platoon members’ service. Imagine fighting for your country only to be forgotten in the record books!”

    I guess the idea that “There is no record of his service because there was no service” is a bit too obvious and logical.

    • Jay says:

      I wonder if the VA was being ‘kind’ and didn’t want to pop her balloon by telling her that her husband was a worthless piece of shit, and instead told her “There are no records of Jason’s service.”

  25. JMW3CC says:

    Hmmm, (sarcasm alert) if only there was a piece of paper with your military service recorded on it.

    Not only his, but his whole Platoon have no record of service. Imagine a whole Platoon getting out at the same time and all records being lost.

    • Combat Historian says:

      The whole platoon got out at the same time, and the truck carrying all the platoon members’ official personnel files was hijacked on its way to NPRC in St. Louis…

      And for some reason, all the platoon members made a pact to simultaneously destroy all the personal copies of their own personnel documents before they departed…

      Or something…

      • rgr769 says:

        Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiight, a whole platoon all left active duty on the same day. That is about as likely as the platoon was all beamed up to the mothership at the same time.

    • Ret_25X says:

      what amazes me about these “sekret unit” stories is how many different records have to be maintained and kept hidden for this idea to work…

      First, you have basic HR records like DD Form 4, etc.

      then you have pay records.

      Not to mention medical records/dental records/training records/travel orders/PCS orders/

      All of that before you ever get to a DD 214.

      Now, I’m supposed to believe that the government that can’t keep oral sex in the oval office a secret for 10 days can somehow successfully engage in such a massive cover up for generations?



      Just where is this hyper-competence and dedication being displayed for everyone? Is it the terrible roads? The bad laws? the crappy treatment?

      And what about the people? No one involved at any point along the way saw the income potential of a book and movie deal?


      pfft…total BS.

      • Combat Historian says:

        This guy is not Jason West; his actual name is Jason Bourne…

      • Ret_25X says:

        Who is paying off the recruiters, drills, instructors, pay clerks, supply clerks, HR specialists, cooks, dentists, doctors, PAs, medics, pilots, drivers, MPs, etc, etc, etc….

        It boggles the mind to think how hard all of that would be…let alone how expensive, compared to coming up with a mediocre cover story and paying benefits.

        And how did the government keep everyone quiet? More secret death squads?

        and death squads for the death squads?

        yeah, that’s the ticket!

    • Martinjmpr says:

      He could head up to Callahan County, there’s a guy there named Foley who can hook him up with an awesome DD-214 and my understanding is that Foley suddenly has a lot of free time on his hands…

  26. Daisy Cutter says:

    “stabbed, shot, captured, tortured”

    Sounds like a typical night of liberty for me except he didn’t say “kicked” or “got a head noogie” and a “wedgie.”

  27. ninja says:

    Missing Platoon?

    Heck, this person is STILL looking for her Deceased Husband’s unit!


    • rgr769 says:

      Thanks for the link. I had forgotten about that now deceased clown and his deluded wife. Imagine a whole U.S. Army combat platoon in Korea in the early ’60’s was “sheep dipped.” And there are virtually no records for any of them. Except for the records of her husband, who actually served in the Reserves and was a PFC MP. And his service was limited to active duty only for training at Ft. Gordon and the two week summer camps. Something tells me they will never find that “lost” unit. Maybe they are all being held in some NORK prison camp even now. I know, that is why the government got rid of every record that any of his platoon members ever existed. (Soon to be a series on the History Channel called “Finding the Lost Platoon, The Dunagan Story.”)

      • marinedad61 says:

        Well, because the US Army often pulls non-NCO weekend warrior MPs out of their reserve units for super secret classified training and worldwide missions, right?
        Maybe not that often.
        This story has everything but a “God told me to …..”
        Geez, the flappers on some of these old folk.

  28. rgr769 says:

    I think TAH Is correct in the assessment Jason was “probed,” but during that alien abduction which he imagined, just like his nonexistent military service.

  29. AFCombatCAM says:

    Is it just me or does this dude look like he’s in a constant state of taking a painful dump?

  30. Mason says:

    Being exposed to nerve agents can get me free shit? I was exposed to them! Where do I get my $490 now?

  31. Martinjmpr says:

    Poor Jason West, clearly suffering from Both TBI and PTSD.

    By which I mean Tiny Ball Insecurity and Penis Too Small Disorder.

    These conditions seem to have caused him to create an imaginary military career out of thin air.

  32. marinedad61 says:

    Is anyone looking at the GOFUNDME?
    Or the woman who posted the GOFUNDME?

    It isn’t put up there by Jason West (or his wife) in Texas.

    It’s put up by a restaurant waitress in MICHIGAN.

    Here, the restaurant (in Michigan, not Texas)
    throws an EVENT for Jason West.

    So, I’ll ask the not so stupid question.
    WHO invented this phony phuckery?
    Jason West?
    Katy Koza?
    Is Katy a dupe?
    Is Katy a conspirator?


  33. Ex-PH2 says:

    Keep at it, all of you. These people want the spotlight so badly that they deserve whatever they get, particularly if it is unpleasant.

    It’s that old saw: Be careful what you wish for. You might get it… and not like it.

    • marinedad61 says:

      How about some paperwork?
      And a DD-214?
      Someone here might be getting Jason West’s “proof.”

      It might take a few days, but I expect it to happen.

      Stay tuned. Same Bat time. Same Bat channel.

  34. marinedad61 says:

    UPDATE – The GoFundMe is now DEACTIVATED.
    And the details are gone. Blank.

    That’s OK.
    The screenshot of the original GoFundMe is right here on this webpage.
    Just scroll up.

    More soon……

  35. marinedad61 says:

    Is anyone being contacted by the family members of Jason West?

    Supposedly, they are wanting to reach out and provide proof of his service,
    and his innocence.

    Of course, they can send everything they have right to this website.
    The admins post their phone number and email address elsewhere,
    so I’ll copy them here.

    West family…. here you go.

    (202) 630-8468

  36. marinedad61 says:

    Update –
    No longer living in Tomball.
    The West family may presently be living in Eagle Lake, Texas,
    west of Houston on Old US 90.