Richard Allen Sheetz (III) – And His Legendary Combat Tomahawk   

| January 24, 2020

The very nice folks over at militaryphony.com send us their case on Richard Allen Sheetz (III).

According to what they found out there on the Interwebnetthingy… it seems little Richard was very busy during his short stint in the Navy.   Advisor to the Admirals, French Foreign Legion, Israeli Defense Forces, and of course he even had time to help those poor people over at Seal Team 2 and EOD.

Tomahawk Legend

 

Sheets got into a dust-up and took exception when he felt he was disrespected as a combat veteran.

While giving a bad review, Sheets often cites that he is a combat veteran…

Sheetz claims he is Native American, and skills he learned with both an axe and a deer knife came in play when he was in hand to hand combat in Afghanistan.

In a discussion group related to the USS Ronald Reagan aircraft carrier, Sheetz claims he was the military adviser for several admirals and was at Forward Operating Base Chapman in Afghanistan…

He left a bottle of piss on the admiral’s desk…

Sheetz gave a summary of his USN military service here…

Sheetz provided more claims on his LinkedIn page, this time claiming he was assigned to SEAL Team 2 and EOD 11 in a support role for most of his time in the Navy…

He mentions “SIPPERNET” [sic] twice. Most know it as “SIPRNET.”

Although it is beyond our mandate, he also claims on his LinkedIn page that he was an Israeli Defense Force adviser and a military consultant for the French Foreign Legion.

 

By now, some of you are thinking, “Probably Legit Claims”.  Well, I gotta call BS on the $5,000,000 budget he maintained to get all that done.  Anyone who has access to that Secret Internet Protocol must have had access to Dark Funds that we can’t talk about.

DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY (DoN)

FOIA Results – DoN – Richard Allen Sheetz – DD-214
FOIA Results – DoN – Richard Allen Sheetz – Assignments

DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE MANPOWER DATA CENTER (SCRA)

DoD Manpower Data Center – Richard Allen Sheetz

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DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

The records show that Richard Sheetz served in the US Navy from 12 Jan 2005 to 29 June 2007. He was discharged as a SN (E-3).

It is a shorter than average enlistment, so it suggests he got out early for some reason.

Dag Nabit!  I sooo wanted Sheetz to turn out to be something other than a Richard.   Maybe it’s just me, but I think Little Richard Sheetz might be full of something.  That’s just my humble opinion… maybe some of you out there with the Not Secret Internet Protocol can explain why I might be wrong.

 

Category: Navy Poser, Valor Vultures

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  1. Grunt says:

    Cocksucker, he is.

  2. Sandman says:

    Chosen for all the high speed stuff because of his ability to set ants on fire with those glasses.

  3. Daisy Cutter says:

    ADMIRAL: “No, I can’t comment on setting up an effective defense perimeter, a double envelopment maneuver and force concentration but I know someone that can.”

  4. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    Check out this dork…

    https://www.navysite.de/cruisebooks/cvn76-06/396.htm

    As a non-rated seaman, he was most likely advising whether or not the coffee in the Ward Room was fresh or not. This dope got a sweet gig as a Staff gopher, but screwed it some how and got booted…typical keyboard Rambo stuff. His most likely “combat” was battling a nasty case of crabs he picked up ‘on-the-beach’ during that deployment.

    • Hondo says:

      Wouldn’t that be a case of “sand crabs”? (smile)

      • AW1Ed says:

        “Sand Crabs” are different critters, Hondo. Pet name for civilians working at Naval installations, usually in occupations Sailors could easily perform, at roughly three times the pay, all Federal holidays and generous leave benefits.

        Harsh feelings? You bet.

        • Hondo says:

          I’m aware of that, AW1Ed. I also surmised that “hit the beach” was naval slang for liberty while on an at-sea deployment.

          I was making what I thought was a blindingly obvious pun, given the original comment about a case of crabs acquired while “on the beach”. But I guess what’s obvious to me wasn’t so obvious to our Navy/ex-Navy commenters. (smile)

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      No, Hondo, a sand crab is a civilian working for the government.

      Crabs are either caught in cages that they’re stupid enough to invade, or caught by having physical relations with someone who needs a good dusting with bug powder.

      • HT3 '83-'87 says:

        I do forget that some people don’t equate ‘on-the-beach’ or ‘hitting-the-beach’ is a Navy term for going on liberty usually in a foreign port or just liberty on general.

        I had a work colleague that was on The Reagan the same time he was, but she was an airdale in VFA-22

        • Hondo says:

          See comment above to AW1Ed. The use of “sand crabs” in my comment above was what I thought would be a very obvious pun, given the context.

      • USAF RET says:

        thought you got crabs in the Jacksonville NC bus station…….

    • Dave says:

      His life is totally fabricated he wasn’t even in for 6 months and was medically discharged due to going after a superior officer. I believe his paper work says narcissistic schizophrenic among other things. He has also been charged with stalking MULTIPLE TIMES and is not allowed contact with ex wives or children…thank god!!! In my opinion stay as far away from him as possible he’s CRAZY!!!

  5. Keepin' It Real says:

    He’s a Sheetz MTO if I’ve ever seen one!

  6. Combat Historian says:

    Was an advisor for the IDF and served as a consultant for Legion Etrangere…the guy’s a stud…(sarc)

  7. 5th/77th FA says:

    Welcome to your upcoming soon to be Google Fame Dip Sheetz. Looks like Richard Sheetz used a tomahawk to give himself a shave and a haircut. You were a piss poor sailor, can’t even be a decent phony baloney navy seal (sic). No doo rag, moto cycle, mirrored shades, ptsd mutt; it’s like you are not even trying, which appears to be a mirror of your service time. You do make a fine example of a true piece of sheetz that needs to be scraped off the bottom of a shoe.

    You are not worthy of the TAH Hemisphere of Insults, but we may can petition ChipNASA for a deployment of the Alphabet Assault or the Toilet Bowl of Taunts. Can I get a second and an AYE?

    • OAE CPO USN Ret says:

      SECOND AYE!

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman says:

      TBoT, affirm!

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      DO IT BAYBEE!!!

    • ChipNASA says:

      Well hguys, Since it’s been a while for all of this, I’m going to throw down everything because it;’s been a little dusty around these parts and we need to freshen up everything and air it out for the new year, 2020, So it they are in all their glory.

      Speaking of Glory, (HOLE) old dickless, Here you go Slick Richard.
      I hope you enjoy the attention, whorebag, facefucking, peg-loving, anal master,
      GOOGLE!!!! BABY!!!!! Richard Allen Sheetz (III)

      I hate to say this BUT, you ’bout to get the full load boy…and I hate to presume, but he’ll probably enjoy it.

      And with that, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS DICKY BOY!!
      The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
      You don’t frighten us, pig-dog! —Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Thppppt!
      I don’t want to hear from you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!…… I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
      go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
      Fetchez la vache!
      You have the brain of a duck
      I unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser
      You are a bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and you are a tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms.
      We should make castanets out of your testicles
      You are an illegitimate faced buggerfolk
      If I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell ya to go home and get your shine box. So, GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
      You are a liar, a looter and a pillager, and nothing but verminous, lying, scum
      You are also a Jittery jizz junkie

      • ChipNASA says:

        The Hemisphere of Insults®™
        (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
        FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
        TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
        THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
        DANGER CLOSE!!!!
        MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
        TAKE COVER!!!!!
        … Richard (Dick, obviously) Allen (Alien looking) Sheetz, (Yo hommie, no SHEEETTT!!!) (III The Turd) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk,

        • ChipNASA says:

          he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), of all the nade up mental case bullshit, here’s a short assessment of this fuckwit’s NON accomplishments: NOT and I repeat NOT any of the following, NOT An Adviser to the Israeli Defense Force for a year, NOT A Military Consultant to the French Foreign Legion for a year, NOT A Private Military Contractor (Armor Corps) for the Russian Federation, NOT on “The Admiral Staff” in the Navy, NOT Native American, NOT SEAL support, NOT EOD Support, certainly NOT in hand to hand combat in Afghanistan, hell, I believe he’s probably never even been successful in hand-to-gland combat, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless,

          • ChipNASA says:

            you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle,what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
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            Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
            Here endeth the lesson.

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              • 5th/77th FA says:

                The reading of the words of the Saintly John Moses Browning (Howitzer be his name), The Earning of The TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread Coveted FIRST, AND a full blown Deployment of the Hemisphere of Insults all within a 24 hour timeframe. It just don’t get no better than that.

                #wearesoblessed

                • The Stranger says:

                  *Sips Champagne Velvet Pilsner*
                  *Checks level of whisky in bottle of The Sexton*
                  Oh, I don’t know King of Battle, I can think of a couple of things that could make this better…

                  • The Stranger says:

                    *Takes bite of caramel apple crisp a la mode*
                    *Sips Russian Imperial Stout*. Yep, I can think of a couple of things that would make today better…

  8. ninja says:

    This is so sad, because it is obvious he has a Mental Problem and needs Help.

    When you go to his Linkedin page, you can see he has held NUMEROUS Jobs in the past 20 years…and got Fired or Released from all of his jobs. He was honest about being Fired; however, it was always someone else’s Fault as to why he lost his jobs:

    https://www.linkedin.com/in/richard-sheetz-iii-94400b94

    He even claimed he was:

    (1) An Adviser to the Israeli Defense Force for a year (2013)

    (2) A Military Consultant to the French Foreign Legion for a year (2009)

    (3) A Private Military Contractor (Armor Corps) for the Russian Federation.

    This is what he wrote about being a Contractor to the Russian Federation:

    “Kept over 5,000 people / refugees from being used as target practice by Russian tank crews. Kept over 30,000 UN peacekeepers safe. Engaged Russian tank crews at will to protect civilians.”

    “Made $12,000 cash I used it for my undergrad and I paid a large chunk of my evil parents mortgage off. They’re behind and they treated me like shit and made me homeless as a kid at 14. Figured paying off a chunk of their mortgage would help. It didn’t. Learning lesson I should have just pocketed the money and laughed at them when they got evicted. The job in Georgia was boring to say the least. Escorting old people and crying kids to camps where they’d be safe. It got old.”

    This is what he wrote about being on “The Admiral Staff” when he served in the US Navy:

    “Served honorably with a toxic and hostile working environment command. Served honorably under a admiral who was apart of the fat Lenard scheme. Fed JAG information on the admiral. Was told my medical drop was for going against the admiral. My 1st class petty officers and CPO’s didn’t have my best interest at hand. Would have liked to do 20, yet I’m told you don’t go against a 07 and expect to not get burned. To those stalking my profile fuck off.”

    “64 counseling chits, one of my most notable counseling chits was for ironing fishing line into my uniforms so my creases where permanent in thus eliminating the need to iron them after I washed them and the uniforms I replaced with a wrinkle free material eliminating the need to iron at all, 1 report for telling a seal to eat a dick the punishment I had to write the cry baby a apology letter, EMI. Denied promotion twice for zero military bearing but my evals showed a 4.0 or 3.0 sailor. I was out spoken and dumb at that age. I grew up quickly.”

    “Got a few participation awards from admirals and CO of boot camp but nothing major. Reassigned TAD for offending people. I learned but it is what it is.”

    You can read his Navy “Awards” on the Link.

    Again, the guy needs Mental Counseling Help.

    • SFC D says:

      I just took a peek at his linkedin page, he seems to a very angry, illiterate young man. I had no idea that there was such a universal hatred of veterans. Or, maybe he’s just a dumbass.

      • The Stranger says:

        Angry and illiterate? Those two often seem to go together like biscuits and gravy. This dude reminds me of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

        • The Stranger says:

          Wait…his name IS Richard! Oh shit! He IS Ricky from Trailer Park Boys!

        • ninja says:

          Now, Pappy, for an Engineere, you are using KoB Language “Biscuits & Gravy” except you left out “Cathead” & “Sausage”.

          😉😎

        • The Stranger says:

          I just looked at this clown’s picture and I’m telling you, he looks like a cross of Julian, Ricky, and Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys…🤣🍺🥃

          • Jim L, Trailer Park Supervisor, Ret. says:

            Randy, I AM the liquor!

            • The Stranger says:

              To the admins:
              Jim Lahey is a fictional character from the Showcase/Netflix series “Trailer Park Boys” so there is no need to protect his anonymity.
              BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • Retired Grunt says:

      I concur, this individual obviously has a mental illness and needs help. It doesn’t justify his claims or excuse them but I hope he eventually gets the help he needs.

    • Dave says:

      …..funny thing about his “paper work” it’s a total photo shop… I know all military paperwork says department of defense…but not all of the ones he submitted. Yah as for mental health problems narcissistic and schizophrenic were some along with personality disorders etc. and you absolutely can’t have that many medals after 6months. He is not allowed any weapons at all due do harm to others and himself. He needs to be castrated so no more children have to suffer yes he has 2 beautiful children and is not allowed contact because he tried to harm them. And an institution or 6 ft under is the best place for him.

  9. AW1Ed says:

    WTF- is that some sort of animal on his head? I also liked BMSN Sheetz USN Retired Hon, presumably a retired E-3 with 20 years in. Quite the rate grabber!

  10. ninja says:

    In this link, he claims his Father and Grandfather were the ones arrested and not him.

    It is an “interesting” read where he exchanges barbs with others about his mental state.

    Again, the Guy needs professional Help, Mental Counseling:

    https://www.deviantart.com/supremeunknown/journal/Sheetz-SUCKS-287472402

    • Bim says:

      His Facebook page also has a picture of him and his “ex-wife”. I won’t post the link for her privacy, but he says in the comments “My second ex wife she’s in prison I’ve met her entire family. She murdered my daughter why I’m in Japan”

      I also noticed that the people that supported him in the Deviant Art page all make the exact same spelling errors (“feoncei” instead of fiance, etc) as he does. Looks like he has created an online support team for himself.

      And he was kicked out of a Furry group (grown adults dressed up as animals for arousal and gratification) for being anti-gay and combative. Let that sink in.

      This guy really needs help. Hopefully it’s a chemical imbalance that can be mitigated with the right medicine. Paranoia, feelings of grandiose, distorted view on the world… I don’t think he knows how far down he really has gone.

      • Bim says:

        Oh, and he has a Youtube channel (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCGNSZvxLw7VFpigd-mF_AQ)

        It’s mostly filled with “my neighbor wants to kill me” videos where he films inside his section 8 apartment with nothing out of the ordinary happening. Apparently, he also keeps calling the cops on his neighbor because he can hear the guy talking in his own apartment of what a nutcase he is.

        The crazy goes deep. I hope he doesnt hurt someone or himself before he gets help.

      • ninja says:

        Bim:

        Yep.

        So sad. He can’t see the Forest in his head because of all those Trees.

        Drug Related? Genectic Related?

        We may never know. I just hope he gets treated for his Mental Illness.

      • Dave says:

        His children are both alive and his ex wives are not in prison he has NO CONTACT ORDERS due to him abusing mentally and physically his ex wives and children. He’s been arrested for stalking on multiple occasions and yes files false reports constantly and was charged with filings false rape charges against his second ex wife, yah he said she raped him after she just had their daughter. Ex wife 1 still lives in Colorado and ex wife 2 moved to another state to keep her child safe. His divorce decree is in public records in grand junction Colorado (Mesa County) and he actually has a gag order on his ex and her mother so is to not “ruin his reputation” Yah OK!! If you only knew how fiction he is, got that hat on a tiger cruise and has never left the United States I laugh at how pathetic he is and hope no one falls for his totally fabricated life story!

    • Martinjmpr says:

      Seems like the profile of the next “mass shooter.”

  11. ninja says:

    He has been identified as a Homeless person and was arrested in July 2019 by Mesa County, Colorado for False Reporting To Authorities and Making A False Report:

    https://sheriff.mesacounty.us/mcweb/so/booking%20summary/Mesa%20County%20Jail%20Records%202019-07-20.pdf

    And yes, this is sad. Again, IMHO, this Guy has Serious Mental issues and needs Professional Help.

    • Hondo says:

      He may need help, ninja. But he’s apparently not proven himself a danger to himself or others. And under those conditions, unless he asks for help and is willing to make lifestyle changes he’s not going to change.

      Alternatively, it’s also possible he’s simply an immature LSoS putz who’s blamed everything that went wrong on others his whole life when in fact he was to blame. Choices such as that often have consequences like repeated firings, poor housing or homelessness, and little income.

      Unless and until he realizes he needs help – or gets bad enough to get institutionalized – I have little sympathy for him. Unless and until someone like that asks for help and is willing to change, the prospects of them straightening out are slim.

      • ninja says:

        Thank You, Hondo, for the Feedback and your perspective.

        Some Folks that have Mental issues don’t REALIZE or THINK they have a Hiccup of the Brain.

        In one of the Links I provided, Sheetz was confronted about being a Pathological Liar and he went on the Defense by claiming he received a clean Bill of Health on his Mental state from a VA Doctor.

        He also denied being arrested and projected all of Failures on others, to include his Parents.

        It could be possible he has been under the influence of illicit drugs or being born with a Brain Hiccup. Mental Illnesss is a Disease just as Diabetes, High Blood Pressure, etc.

        Some folks are born predisposed to have Diabetes and High Blood Pressure, i.e. it is in their Genetic Makeup. Some folks ACKNOWLEDGE they have those Diseases and take care of themselves through diet, weight control, lifestyle, medication.

        Others are in denial about their condition and do not take preventive measures.

        This is true of Mental Illness and you are correct. Sheetz is not grasping that he has Mental issues and most likely, not grasping because of how his brain chemistry operates. A Catch-22.

        So you are correct in stating that unless he finally realizes he needs help or is institionalized and does make changes, he will continue down the path of self destruction.

        I just hope he does not hurt himself or others.

    • Skippy says:

      He’s definitely BAT SHEETZ CRAZY !!!!!

  12. OldManchu says:

    Sounds like he needs to hook up with Nathan Philips for a circle jerk.

    • The Stranger says:

      Yeah, I wonder what’s happening with that Refrigerator Repairman from the “Vietnam Times”.

  13. Comm Center Rat says:

    “The worst part about having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.”

    ~ Arthur Fleck (AKA Joker)

  14. Keepin' It Real says:

    There I was – knee-deep in paper clips and magic markers. A darkened briefing room. The smell of cheap brewed coffee and hot cross buns filled the air. I prayed for a mission and for my sins they gave me one. Suddenly, my call to action pierced the darkness….

    “Next slide please.”

  15. thebesig says:

    “CASREP Expediter”. I was one of these when I was temporarily assigned to a flag level unit while awaiting orders. The job involves tracking needed repair parts for the ships that needed these parts. In his case, he would have done this for his ship and the surrounding ships.

    His briefing would’ve involved informing the admiral where a specific part was at. Also, how many days the parts were either sitting in one area waiting to be moved to the next area or how many days they would arrive. Since he had to update a report, or someone did, he had that report in his hand. The admiral, and members of the staff, also had a copy of this report.

    At best, he would have answered questions related to the movement of a specific part. He wasn’t giving advice. The logistic system operated independently of what he could do. He could have tried to get a part moved quicker, but they’re limited by logistics realities.

  16. Skippy says:

    What a pile of SHEETZ
    He’s full of SHEETZ

  17. JTB says:

    Is that a Poon Skin Cap on his head…???

  18. Skippy says:

    It’s definitely a piece of SHEETZ

  19. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Sounds like another loser who repeatedly fucketh himself and blames everyone else for his self-inflicted troubles. There’s no helping someone like that until they want to help themselves, apparently his MO is to get others pissed off at him and then he plays himself as the victim when they respond. He reminds me of a panhandler I once came across who cussed at me for offering him some food and demanded cash instead.

    • The Stranger says:

      Gets others pissed at him and then plays the victim when they respond? We were just talking about someone like that! And HE’D been in the Navy too!

  20. Skippy says:

    He filed a VA Claim based on washable marks
    On his hands from a sharpie marker

    BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!

    So full of SHEETZ

  21. Looks like I got beat out on the SHEETZ puns this morning Oh well!

  22. SFC D says:

    Sounds to me like this boy’s cheese done slipped off his cracker. He hasn’t been on earth long enough to do all that he claims, let alone while in the Navy.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      His corn bread ain’t cooked all the way through, knowhutimean?

      • ninja says:

        SFC D & API:

        You both are correct and that is what is so sad about him.

        As with others, I really hope he gets Help on his Mental Instability. I do know his Dad passed away about 11 years ago from Cancer, but don’t know about his Mom or his Siblings i.e. if they care for him anymore or if he simply was uncontrollable based on his Mental state.

        He said his Parents kicked him out when he was 14 (don’t think that is true since that would have happened around 2000 and I don’t think CO Laws allow Biological Parents to do that to a Minor).

        • Fjardeson says:

          His dogs aren’t all barking, for sure.

        • Poetrooper says:

          Ninja, you are graciously trying to be charitable by attributing his behavior to mental illness. However, having had to contend with similar behaviors in multiple individuals in one entire branch of Miz Poe’s family for many years, I strongly suspect drug addiction. The tendency to blame others for every single failing is a nearly universal symptom of serious addiction denial.

          I would suspect meth.

          • ninja says:

            Thank You, Poe, for sharing your insight.

            I also suspected Sheetz of the possibility of using illegal drugs to explain his irrational behavior, but also wanted to look at Mental Illness as another Factor.

          • The Stranger says:

            Poe, I would tend to agree with your assessment of meth. And I will also say, sometimes the most loving thing you can do for someone is administer a good swift kick in the ass. I should write a scholarly paper about the therapeutic benefits of a properly administered ass kicking. It can work wonders.

  23. thebesig says:

    Posted by Richard Sheetz III: on Linkedin

    “Being homeless in high school if I didn’t tutor someone I didn’t eat.”

    Hell, if you’re eating people, I could see why nobody wanted to live with you. 🙄 How could you tutor someone that you ate? Redundant to mention this. 🙄

    • Martinjmpr says:

      You should always expect trouble if your high school tutor asks you to provide a bowl of fava beans and a bottle of chianti.

  24. ninja says:

    Another case of Mental Illness.

    Course, we hear about this happening all the time in Plastic Woman’s AOR, i.e. San Fran:

    “Massacusetts Serial Pooper Arrested After Police Catch Her Defecating In Parking Lot”

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/massachusetts-serial-pooper-arrested-after-police-catch-her-defecating-in-parking-lot-reports

  25. Contractor1803 says:

    Yep, old Dick Sheetz is gone off FB. Little shitbag poser can’t even get a beard down. Looks like Gary in Team America, when they wanted to make him an Arab.

  26. Martinjmpr says:

    Question for the Navy types: Guy had a total of 2 years and 5 months and 18 days total active service (DD-214, block 12 line c) and spent 2 years, 2 months and 6 days at sea? (Block 12 line g.) So ~ 8 weeks of boot camp and then straight to fleet?

    Is that common? A 2 year sea tour?

    • OAE CPO USN Ret says:

      It looks like he did boot camp and then went right to apprentice training division (ATD). This is for sailors that joined the Navy undesignated. Meaning they didn’t have a career field picked when they came in. From ATD you go to your first duty station. In Sheetz case, he went to the USS Ronald Reagan. The sea counter counts how much time you are assigned to a seagoing unit. Not just how much time you were actually at sea. You could be stationed on a ship that’s in a drydock for a year and your sea counter will still keep ticking up. The more time you have on your sea counter, the more sea pay you get.

  27. Green Thumb says:

    The Phildo never falls far from the tree.

    All-Points Logistics style!

  28. timactual says:

    “Was the only E-3 on the staff”

    Somebody has to empty the wastebaskets and suck the farts out of the Admiral’s seat cushion.

  29. OAE CPO USN Ret says:

    Looks like he tried to start shit with the 405th Infantry a “Halo Costume and Prop Maker Community”

    Put down anything that might be launched through your sinuses. Click on the link and go to page 12. Then see page 14. If you have time, start at page 1 and read through all 15 pages.

    https://www.405th.com/forums/threads/somebody-hacked-the-costuming-wiki.16367/

    • Grubby_Mittz says:

      Holy Mother of God … Downright Bernathian in the depth of fuckery. Textbook cyberpath with delusional schizophrenia and a persecution complex, compounded by functional illiteracy, manipulative gaslighting, and a multi-split personality changing from word to word. The maniac likely remains connected to the internet in some capacity for 20 hours every day, constantly searching new targets while working current victims. Thank goodness the Navy sent him home, and sadly the only thing the rest of the world can hope for is an early extinction.

      • Mike says:

        I was in Grand Junction a few weeks ago. Its not that big a place. Maybe one of those veterinarian dart guns loaded with anti-psychotics…..Perhaps I should try and patent a topical A-P drug and deliver by paint ball gun.
        We could run a duty roster to keep the dosage in place. Anybody up for it?

  30. ME says:

    Dave Hardin. Sheetz worked for me/us at CCSG7 on the Reagan. He was part of CCSG7 N4 Department. So i know him well and could provide many many pieces of info for you.

  31. PRCS (Ret). says:

    Almost, but not quite every unit I was in, featured a maladroit clown like this. Super capable – just ask him; happy to tell you how awesome he is – but sadly, sadly misunderstood.

    • Hack Stone says:

      It’s a wonder how far the Navy got without him. They must have been hanging on by the skin n of their teeth for 230 years waiting for this guy to show up and show them how things need to be done.

  32. C2Show says:

    English teachers make the lowest ml money of any foreigner in japan. Nothing to rag about, but then again…this dude is a shit for brains bum.

    Atsugi not letting him on might be best thing I heard. Yokosuka might have gave this shithead access based on lax rules.

    I am out in ares now, if this bum living in japan…please let me see him.