MilitaryPhony is Up!

| December 5, 2019

Just so that everyone is aware, MilitaryPhony is back up.  There were several rumors floating around as to why it went down, so your guess is as good as mine.

Some of the more popular…

  • Hostile domain takeover by a military faker
  • Admins had to roll pennies to pay to get the lights back on
  • Dave used up all the money for strippers and beer
  • Logistics with switching over to valorguardians domain so all can be under one umbrella
  • [Insert speculation here]

There are some exciting followups to some cases already published so we hope to be able to share some developments soon.

The only thing we can say for certain is that Les Brown was not the Grand Marshall for the Elko Nevada Veterans Day Parade this year, but the Chili Feed is coming up soon so perhaps we can get a shot of that vest.

Maggie DeSanti has not challenged anybody to pushups lately so we suspect she has gone into hiding.

‘Alaska Bob’ Glaves’ DD-214 has still not arrived by dog sled.  Kelly has not apologized for bad-mouthing efforts to shine light on Bob.  Folks would have a better chance of shouting in Kelly’s Canyon and getting an echo before an apology.

The donors are still out of their money and left twisting in the wind while everyone points fingers.

We hope this all gets resolved soon because according to that article last summer – Bob only has another six months to live before he succumbs to cancer from his Vietnam chemical exposure.  The good news for Bob is that he was never in Vietnam so it follows that maybe there’s a chance he doesn’t have cancer from exposure to chemicals in Vietnam.

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Combat Historian

The good news for Bob is that he was never in Vietnam so it follows that maybe there’s a chance he doesn’t have cancer from exposure to chemicals in Vietnam.

‘Ole Bob probably got the cancer from huffing spray cans in junior high school…

Daisy Cutter

A tear wells up in his eye when he hears:

“Our arms were heavy but our bellies were tight”

5th/77th FA

Sing Praise. I was concerned. I had just made a comment on the phony baloney makeup artist seal, went and got a cold Yuengling, came back to see if anyone else had commented and it was as dark as my final ex-wife’s heart. Thought it was something I said, y’all know how shy and reserved I can be. Other times…not so much.

If we do need to rattle the cup for either site, give those of us who don’t have electronic coin a linky for sending a bank draft.

ninja

A possible Conspiracy Theory as to why Military Phonies went down?

Well, I heard it from a Friend, who heard it from a Friend, who….

*grin*

11B-Mailclerk

It was COL Mustard, in the bar, with a pool que.

rgr769

Naw, it was Professor Squidward in the WC with the plunger.

OWB

Well. I heard from the former SiL that her third cousin, twice removed, saw an announcement at the IGA about this and that it was a space alien who was outed as never having been a space shuttle door gunner. And it was on the interwebz. So there ya have it.