James Diprato – Phony SEAL

| August 9, 2019

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on James Leo Diprato who has claimed on dating sites to be a Navy SEAL.  Here is a pic he posted on the dating site “Plenty of Fish” as profile ‘jdip5454’…

And the profile itself…

Then went on to claim he was the one on the far right standing up in a photo of his supposed brothers…

The SEALs working with Military Phony checked the SEAL-BUD/S database and Diprato’s name was not on it.

Then the Department of the Navy was sent a FOIA request and they could not find any military records on Diprato.

So ladies, or guys if you swing that way, – Jame Leo Diprato, or ‘Jamie’ as he is sometimes called, is putting it out there that he’s available.   Just keep in mind that he is not what he says he is.  If you are into fantasy, he could be just the guy for you.

 

Category: Fake SEAL, Navy, Phony SEAL, Stolen Valor

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5th/77th FA

Oh Boy Oh Boy…Fresh fish. Needing less of ol Les.

COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………..

(shack!)

Ex-PH2

Fantasy? That’s not a fantasy. It’s a phantasmagoric cloud of night fog.

thebesig

He claims to be an addiction counselor. Who’s going to help them with this addiction to lying about being a Navy SEAL?

MI Ranger

Do we know anything about the picture itself? To me it looks a little too “new kit” with everything looking fresh from the 511 catalog, though some of shoes they wear are kind of SEAL exclusive. I have never seen a picture with everyone sporting the mask though, so I would suspect Call of Duty friends or Airsoft League!

Daisy Cutter

That photo is all over the internet. Hard to tell where it originated from.

https://www.blackfive.net/main/2010/11/pentagons-precious-diversity-now-affecting-the-seals.html

Roh-Dog

They’re GI Joe-esque dolls.

5th/77th FA

Do they have Kung Fu Grip or Groping Joe Grip? Or maybe, “I still Live in Mommy’s Basement Grip.”

Roh-Dog

Ha! Groping Joe Grip.
Hahaha! That stammering idiot, ahahhaha.
The sound/video clips of him have been awful. His cokehead son should pull him aside and let Joe know he’s embarrassing the family.

Beer Stryder

He’s Airsoft player. SEAL cosplayer haha

A Proud Infidel®™️

The Pride of his trailer court M’litia as well as “that guy” you’d see thumbing through the latest edition of “Soldier of Fortune” in a bookstore or 7-11 while wearing camo clothing with a scowl on his face thinking it makes him look like an intimidating badass!

OAE CPO USN Ret

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that photo of his “brothers” are a bunch of GI Joe type dolls.

Seriously. Give me a few while I dig that info up.

OAE CPO USN Ret

Found it referenced in a Snopes article.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/blown-seal/

Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

“blown-seal”
There’s a joke out there with that punchline.
(snicker)
(giggle)
(LOL!)

rgr769

Un-effing believable!! A phony pony fake seal says I am the SEAL standing on the far right in this photo of my SEAL team, but the pic is actually a photo of some 1/6th scale G.I. Joe type action dolls.

MI Ranger

HahaHaHa! I kept looking at that straight legged guy on the far left and wondering whether he was peeing his pants or a doll. Wondered why the patches velcroed to the helmets were so big on the guy center front!

AW1Ed

Toy dolls! Now that HAS to be a TAH First!

AFCombatCAM

So he’s a “Strategic Intervention Life Coach” and Certified Addiction Counselor, Certified Addiction Recovery Coach, and Certified Addiction Interventionist. Wonder what his clients will think when they see this. Aside from that, he is a rather large mammal to boot.

JBUSMC

That’s the first thing I thought as well. If I’m not mistaken that whole “getting sober/clean living” thing requires 100% honesty. Yeah I wonder what his clients would say after trusting and confiding in this guy, being 100% honest with him only to stumble across this..

rgr769

In what I have seen in my 70 plus years, drug interdiction counselor is code for “I am a drug addict who is sober for the time being.” Never heard of one who wasn’t a druggee before becoming a “counselor.”

A Proud Infidel®™️

It’s James DiPrato
Spinning his fantasy
Caught in his landslide
Of lies and asshatery…
We opened our eyes
Looked into his lies and we see…

Ex-PH2

…and we see the Elephant Seal.

thebesig

If James Diprato claimed to be an elephant seal, he would’ve been more believable. However, James Diprato is a phony SEAL. Instead of taking pictures with tactical gear and uniform, he should have just taken a picture with a large ball in the background, a ball spinning on his nose, a ball spinning on his nose while he claps his hands, etc.

rgr769

I think this dude definitely has a “seal” problem, butt it is likely the one he gets after too many “interventions” behind the dumpsters at local truck stops near the interstate.

5th/77th FA

Ok Chipster, we are still locked and cocked for a deployment of the HoI for Lester Kent Brown (stain) phony, lying, embellishing POS.

May I be the FIRST to request a re-targeting of said Hoi, or AA, and/or TBoT directing said fires to the lying fake, never was a SEAL, NEVER SERVED AT ALL and it’s too bad his fat lying ass has already reproduced,

James Leo Diprato a real deal walrus seal’s meal

Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

A Terminal Lance Coolie

Seconded!

Request we immediately relay all batteries on Festerin’ Lester when the mission is done. Can’t have him thinking the new chew toy gets him out of the fire.

11B-Mailclerk

Aye.

Ex-PH2

This guy is such a worthless road apple that I think that shorter alphabetical list of whammies (whatever it’s called) would be sufficient to let people know that he is, and probably always has been, a complete rectal sphincter.

ChipNASA

OK I’ll go with Ex-PH2s request.

Sorry I was out of pocket with sick kids and a day (Whoop dee DOOO!!) one day of vacation

This guy really isn’t worth a squirt of piss but I’ll throw down the

The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™

You don’t frighten us, pig-dog! —Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Thppppt!
I don’t want to hear from you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!…… I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
Fetchez la vache!
You have the brain of a duck
I unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser
You are a bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and you are a tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms.
We should make castanets out of your testicles
You are an illegitimate faced buggerfolk
If I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell ya to go home and get your shine box. So, GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
You are a liar, a looter and a pillager, and nothing but verminous, lying, scum
You are also a Jittery jizz junkie

5th/77th FA

Target negated! Guns reloaded and all batteries brought back to bear on the scum sucking sh^t siphoning Lester Kent Brown (stain) for possible redeployment of the trifecta HoI, AA, and/or TBoT!

James Leo Diprato FAKE SEAL POS didn’t take much heat off of Ol’ Les. Les The Mess had more comments after Jimmy Boy showed up here, than Jimmy Boy had total.

Sarge

The only seal he might get is at a tupperware party.

26Limabeans

“bearded men make better lovers”

A two week old well trimmed beard and nice clothes will get you some where with the ladies.
Especially if you treat them nice.

Whatever rug that guy glued on his mug will get him a date with a racoon but that’s about it.

Keepin' It Real

I’m willing to bet that Diprato is just like one of those GI Joe SEAL dolls in the photo…

… he’s all smooth ‘down there.’

ninja

I like his 2008 MUGSHOT picture better than his GI-JOE Doll picture:

https://www.bustedmugshots.com/indiana/nappanee/james-leo-diprato/70690271

Cameron Kingsley

He sure looks awfully happy in that picture.

A Proud Infidel®™️

He not only looks like he just stepped out of his 1983 single wide, but who you’d expect to see working nights at some seedy “Stop & Rob” store!

A Proud Infidel®™️

His beard looks as FAKE as the one sported by “Snake Eyes” whatshisface!

Roh-Dog

I don’t know what to make of these things:
5’7”
Addiction counselor
Children : yes

Regardless, I don’t approve of this man’s lifestyle.

Green Thumb

I surmised that he hangs out on “Boy Toy” Beach with other men, is 5’7″ and likes children.

Not good.

What a fucking clown.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Phony Seal on a Friday?? Oh well, better late than never. I’m sure someone can put their “Seal” of approval on my comment.

Mustang Major

James Diprato is a speed bump along the road to the Fake SEAL Hall of Fame. He didn’t even try. What woman would be interested in this half-assed clown?

Cameron Kingsley

I like the picture of him wearing the “stay back, I am allergic to stupid.” Don’t worry buddy, I think you’re vaccinated against that. Because the idiot is YOU James.

rgr769

He needn’t worry, he all ready has a terminal case of incurable stupid.

Andrew Dangerously

No person with firearm experience would admit to being the only dipshit in a photo with his finger in the triggerwell.