Moon Landing Conspiracy Theorists

| July 20, 2019

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“Buzz” Aldrin

Despite the fact that over 10,000 photos of the first Moon landing were made public, the veracity of the greatest achievement of mankind still has been questioned by many people. Conspiracy theorists claim that Hollywood helped NASA to pull off the biggest hoax in history, often pointing out the numerous oddities, such as the waving flag, lighting anomalies, lack of stars, and the duplicate backdrop. However, only a few people went as far as Bart Sibrel, who is probably the most famous of all moon-landing deniers.

The controversial documentary maker and writer is convinced that the CIA orchestrated the landing on the Moon and he is positive that up to this day, no human being has ever set foot on the Moon. He worked quite hard on the subject, producing four films, including A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon (2001) and Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on the Moon? (2001).

The Vintage News

Sometimes Bart goes just a bit too far.

Yes, I know it happened in 2002, but it still brings a grin. Hat tip to AW1 Rod for the reminder.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Guest Link, Historical, Humor

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  1. 5th/77th FA says:

    You GO Buzz. How many of us have wanted to just punch the crap out of some a$$hole that really, really, really needs punching?

    I didn’t walk on the moon. Would’ve liked to. I do believe that Buzz, Neil, and the boys walked there. Sure are a bunch of rocks rat holed at NASA that ain’t from around here

    Wonder why no one has investigated a conspiracy theory on other things that have happened; things like ted kennedy (sic) murdered Mary Jo, or The Clinton Foundation is an organized Crime Syndicate, or Slick Willy is a perverted child molesting, lying sack of sh^t, or dashildabeast let 4 Americans get murdered by Libyans, or Creepy Uncle Joe’s Baby Boy really colluded with Russians? See where I’m going with this? Need I go on?

    When will the truth come out on the fake attack on Pearl Harbor? (/s/) Did the Japanese collude with FDR?

    Grrrrr

  2. 26Limabeans says:

    There outta be a law against hitting someones fist with you face.

    • Claw says:

      Nope, no laws. Some people get paid big bucks for that kind of a thing.

      Remember Randall “Tex” Cobb, the pro boxer, who proclaimed, “I’ll just keep hitting you in the fist with my chin until you go down.” (or words to that effect)

      Smile

      • 3/10/MED/b says:

        One hand on the Bible, the other hiding in the pocket. Reminds me of those who use shields, acting in an inflammatory manner, to provoke a response, with the obligatory, “Why did he strike my poor little self down?”

        Almost always followed by the phrase, “I was just…”

        And then, to whomever has the recording device, “Did you get that?”

        Fuck him.

        Tang ruled in my house growing up. Loved that shit.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          I too loved Tang when I was a kid. As for the little shit, I’m sure he went home afterward and sucked his thumb while sitting in his Momma’s basement.

  3. Club Manager, USA ret. says:

    Having had a front row seat to the Hickam AFB recovery return activities, all I can say if the landing was faked, an awful lot of money and resources were spent to make it appear authentic.

  4. Hack Stone says:

    If the moon landing was faked, how did they get all of that Tang and Moon Pies back from space and on to our grocery shelves.

  5. Hack Stone says:

    If the moon landing was faked, how did they get this photo of Armstrong on the moon?

    https://binged.it/2y4Ha21

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    No stars? Well, did it ever occur to that slumguzzling dimwit that on the DAY side of the moon, with the sun shining, it’s unlikely you’d see any stars??

    No? Well, there aren’t any stars showing in any of the satellite shots of the dayside of Earth, so how does he account for that?

    Geezo Pete, that guy is stupid. And his face fell right into Buzz Aldrin’s fist, too!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I hope that little shit is one of those screeching that they’ll invade Area 51 and he gets SHOT when he does.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Wasn’t that supposed to happen this weekend? Haven’t heard anything about it beyond when it was announced last week.

      • Eden says:

        No, I think it’s 20 September.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        OK. Thanks for the update.

        I like conspiracy theorists. They’re so sure they’re right, even when they’re proven wrong. Store shelves are kept stocked with vinegar and paper towels, just for them.

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I myself heard a rumor the the Lunar landings WERE staged, BUT those involved insisted that they HAD to be filmed on location and they were!

    That little fatfaced pencildicked pigeon fucker got a face punch that he deserved, he looks like the type who would spend all of his breath blabbing about how the Lunar Landings were faked and that WWF Pro Wrestling is for real!

    • 11B-Mailclerk says:

      Staged? Yes. There was a descent stage for landing, and an ascent stage to return to the command module in lunar orbit.

    • FuzeVT says:

      “filmed on location”
      That’s funny.

      So. . . what Hollywood studio could fake the video from the Apollo missions? Maybe the grainy, sent-to-Earth video could be faked, but what about the actual film shot by the Astronauts?

  8. Retired Grunt says:

    I have two words, HELLS YEAH!!!!

  9. rgr769 says:

    What I would like to ask these conspiracy a-holes is: If the moon landing was faked, then who put that large reflector on the Moon that we have been shooting lasers at for the past 30+ years to gather data.

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    Here’s a “dawn to dusk” series of photos of the Apollos 11 landing site from space.com. These were taken by the most recent lunar orbiter surveyor.

    https://pics-about-space.com/lunar-land-rover-via-telescope?p=1

    Here’s another still shot by the LRO, from NASA.

    https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/news/apollo-11.html

    The other landing sites have also been photographed by the LRO and can be seen in other frames.

    How do you stop people like that idiot who had to make a nuisance of himself? You get NASA and other facilities like space.com in your back up and show them those images. They won’t believe it, but then, they also think water vapor coming out of a jet engine on the edge of the stratosphere is some kind of chemical (H2O) and they have to spray themselves with vinegar.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Here’s another set of photos from the LROC, showing the landing sites for each Apollo mission, plus, at higher magnification, the tracks of astronauts moving around.

      http://lroc.sese.asu.edu/posts/157

      These people who refuse to believe that we’ve ever been there probably also think that space aliens built the Mayan temples, the pyramids, and Stonehenge. (There are many other henges.)

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      And here’s one more resource:

      https://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-apollo-moon-landing-photos-tuesday-sept-6-2011-9

      All of the Apollo landing sites are included, as well as the tracks left by astronauts and the moon buggies.

      And the reason that Hubble can’t spot the Apollo sites is that its mirror, which is designed for long exposures on fixed objects at great distances, such as stars and nebulae, is slightly over 2 meters. A 40 meter mirror is require to photograph the Apollo sites from Hubble’s orbit. The landers themselves take up barely ONE pixel in a digital image.

      Anyone have any questions? Anyone? Bueller?

    • Mason says:

      All you’ve proven with your alleged photographic evidence is that NASA is still committed to the lie. They continue to waist billions in tax dollars to send up more and more fake satellites to take fake photos of fake moon landing locations.

  11. Bubblehead Ray says:

    Ahhhhh, my second favorite Buzz Aldrin moment! Too bad he stopped after the first punch. If anybody deserved a real beating it was that asshole.

  12. Mason says:

    Just read in Popular Mechanics that an Oxford physics professor did the calculations. If the landing were faked it involved 411,000 people. At least one of them would have let the secret out within 3 years 8 months time.

  13. Comm Center Rat says:

    “I don’t know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

  14. The Other Whitey says:

    I saw a good joke about the Moon landing conspiracy theories:

    “NASA used Hollywood to fake the moon landing. The catch is that they hired Stanley Kubrick, and he insisted that they film the fake moon landing on location on the actual lunar surface!”

    • The Stranger says:

      Hey! He had to find SOME way to put that black obelisk on the Moon for use in “2001: A Space Odyssey”!

  15. The first Moon landing was made by the renowned French Prof. Barbenfouillis in the year 1902 where he and 5 other peeps were shot out of a Naval cannon while they were seated inside a projectile. The projectile landed in the Man in the Moon’s eye. A documentary about the voyage was made after they came back to France which was called A Trip To The moon. Now would EYE be making this stuff up?????

  16. Deckie says:

    Haven’t they photographed the moon recently clearly showing the equipment left behind and the tire tracks from the lunar buggies?

    I get chills down my spine to this day when I hear the recording of “one small step…” I’d have probably bawled like a proud little baby if I were alive to witness that in 1969.

    • Hack Stone says:

      Right now, a television station on the moon is airing a Public Service Announcement featuring an alien with a tear running down his cheek as he looks at the trash that Earthlings left behind.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Leftist butt-sniffers at Google won’t show an American flag (ooh, “racist” or something) in their graphic honoring today’s anniversary:
    https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/aihAbEaF7xpQIO3FzErnFdNk5sA=/0x0:1860×976/1200×800/filters:focal(782×340:1078×636)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/64763934/Screen_Shot_2019_07_19_at_9.05.08_AM.0.png

  18. Fyrfighter says:

    I’m surprised that the seagull hasn’t showed up to explain how faking the moon landing was a conspiracy between President Trump and Putin, all to further white supremacy and the Nazi ideal… or some such..

  19. timactual says:

    That video made me smile just as much as the cartoon thread.

  20. FuzeVT says:

    You know what was possible in 1969 (after decades of incremental steps)? Landing on the moon. You know what wasn’t possible in 1969? The movie special effects required to fake it.