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| June 28, 2019

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UPDATE! Police: Homeowner Shoots, Kills Young Man Trying To Force His Way Into House

By Lisa Washington
CRESCENT TOWNSHIP (KDKA) — Police say a young man was shot and killed overnight while trying to force his way into a Crescent Township home.

According to Allegheny County Police, officers and paramedics were called to the scene along Starr Road just after midnight.

“I happened to be up watching TV late last night, and I heard what I thought was a gunshot, and I blew it off assuming it couldn’t be gunshot, because we have a very quiet neighborhood,” said Ryan Mann, a neighbor.

Police say it all started a short time before when a 22-year-old man showed up at the house, asking if a specific person was there. The 59-year-old homeowner told the man there was no one there by that name.

“The young man asks for someone named Jamison, who we think might be a former girlfriend,” said Insp. Andrew Schurman, of Allegheny County Police.

The homeowner then shut and locked the door.

Investigators say that’s when the younger man tried to force his way into the home, and the homeowner fired multiple shots, hitting the alleged intruder, who collapsed in the doorway.

“Then, that man, the homeowner, called police. While he was on the phone with 911, the young man on the porch began screaming at the homeowner to open the door and then threatened to kick the door in, and ultimately, did kick the door in, and at that point, the homeowner discharged his firearm,” said Insp. Schurman.

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Pittsburgh CBS Local

Man arrested for killing to be released

Klickitat County Prosecuting Attorney David Quesnel says his office presently does not plan to prosecute Mark Allen, who was arrested in the shooting death of John Roger Swigart near Bickleton.

Klickitat County Sheriff Bob Songer made the disclosure through a statement released last week. In it, he stated Quesnel had advised him that, based on his review so far of the results of the investigation regarding Swigart’s death on June 16, “There is sufficient evidence that Mark Allen acted in self-defense” and that therefore no criminal charges will be filed at this time against Allen.

Allen was being held at the county jail in Goldendale; Songer said he would be released.

Quesnel indicated a final decision on prosecution will be made once the investigation was complete.

Songer said the investigation indicated that Swigart was committing a felony assault against Allen. He gave no details in his statement; unconfirmed reports are that a witness videoed the incident and shared the video with police.

“This case is still under investigation by Klickitat County Sheriff’s Office Detective Sergeant Erik Anderson,” Songer said. “Once the investigation is completed, Prosecuting Attorney Quesnel will make a final decision if charges will be filed against Mark Allen.”

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The rest of the article may be viewed here: The Golden State Sentinel

Alabama woman loses unborn child after being shot, gets arrested; shooter goes free

By Carol Robinson
A woman whose unborn baby was killed in a 2018 Pleasant Grove shooting has now been indicted in the death.

Marshae Jones, a 27-year-old Birmingham woman, was indicted by a Jefferson County grand jury on a manslaughter charge. She was taken into custody on Wednesday.

Though Jones didn’t fire the shots that killed her unborn baby girl, authorities say she initiated the dispute that led to the gunfire. Police initially charged 23-year-old Ebony Jemison with manslaughter, but the charge against Jemison was dismissed after the grand jury failed to indict her.

The shooting happened about noon on Dec. 4, 2018, outside Dollar General on Park Road. Officers were dispatched to the scene on a report of someone shot but arrived to find the shooting victim – later identified as Jones – had been picked up and driven to Fairfield. Police and paramedics then found the Jones at a Fairfield convenience store.

Jones was taken from Fairfield to UAB Hospital. She was five months pregnant and was shot in the stomach. The unborn baby did not survive the shooting.

“The investigation showed that the only true victim in this was the unborn baby,’’ Pleasant Grove police Lt. Danny Reid said at the time of the shooting. “It was the mother of the child who initiated and continued the fight which resulted in the death of her own unborn baby.”

Reid said the fight stemmed over the unborn baby’s father. The investigation showed, he said, that it was Jones who initiated and pressed the fight, which ultimately caused Jemison to defend herself and unfortunately caused the death of the baby.

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2-1-0, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes. Tow morts, one inconvenienced, and none in the wind. The real victim here is the unborn child. I’ll spare you a rant about Planned Parenthood “doctors” being guilty of the same crime every day.

I heartily accept the motto, “That government is best which governs least.” — HENRY DAVID THOREAU

Bonus FGS!
Bethesda Man Arrested After Taking “Magic Mushrooms” at Point Lookout State Park

On Saturday, June 22, 2019, at approximately 5:00 p.m., Officer L Santerre of the Maryland Natural Resources Police responded to Point Lookout State Park, in Scotland for a check the welfare call.

The officer made contact with Mitchell P. Goheen, 27, of Bethesda, who was walking around the public beach of the state park.

Goheen told the officer he was relaxing on the beach to take “magic mushrooms” out in nature and had eaten some at 11 a.m., Goheen handed the officer a bag of mushrooms suspected to be Psilocybin.

Goheen was taken by ambulance to a local hospital for a medical evaluation at 5:40 p.m., and at approximately 7:30 p.m., Goheen was cleared to leave.

Goheen was arrested and transported to the St. Mary’s County Rehabilitation and Detention Center where he was charged with possession of a controlled dangerous substance.

No score, just couldn’t stop cracking up at ‘Shroom-boi here. Drifting around baked on mushrooms at State Parks is no way to go through life, son.
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  1. akpual says:

    Couldn’t the woman from Alabama say she was considering an abortion?

  2. 26Limabeans says:

    “man was shot and killed overnight while trying to force his way into a Crescent Township home”

    As it should be.

    The mushroom cloud in the photo is likely incel.
    Yeah, I’m profiling.

    • Comm Center Rat says:

      I think you nailed ‘shroom boi’s profile 26L. His momma shut off internet access and kicked him out of her basement. So the Incel decided to wander around the state park, get high, and hate on women in a natural setting.

  3. 26Limabeans says:

    “Spring was never waiting for us, girl
    It ran one step ahead
    As we followed in the dance
    Between the parted pages and were pressed
    In love’s hot, fevered iron
    Like a striped pair of pants

    MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don’t think that I can take it
    ‘Cause it took too long to bake it
    And I’ll never have that recipe again
    Oh, no!

    I still see the yellow cotton dress
    Foaming like a wave
    On the ground around your knees
    And the birds, like tender babies in your hands
    And the old men playing checkers by the trees

    MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don’t think that I can take it
    ‘Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I’ll never have that recipe again
    Oh, no!

    There will be another song for me
    For I will sing it
    There will be another dream for me
    Someone will bring it
    I will drink the wine while it is warm
    And never let you catch me looking at the sun
    And after all the loves of my life
    After all the loves of my life
    You’ll still be the one

    I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
    I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
    I will have the things that I desire
    And my passion flow like rivers and the sky
    And after all the loves of my life
    After all the love of my life
    You still be the one
    You keep wondering wanna know why

    MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don’t think that I can take it
    It took so long to bake it
    And I’ll never have that recipe again
    Oh, no!
    Oh, no”

    • Roger in Republic says:

      After almost fifty years that song is beginning to make sense. It’s not about cake, it’s about brains. Baked brains.

      • Hondo says:

        Remember the old slogan: “Better living through chemistry chemicals.”


        • Claw says:

          “Better living through chemistry”

          Wasn’t that part of the stenciling found on the 55 gallon barrels of DuPont Agent Orange?

          Yeah, I thought so./smile

  4. Hondo says:

    ‘Shroom-boi here handing the cops his bag of magic mushrooms is pretty close to “life imitating real life”.

    Had a troop years ago who was interviewed by a couple of CID agents. He ended up getting arrested.

    Why? In the process of taking his ID out of his wallet at the agents’ request (to confirm his identity), he literally dropped “. . . . a small envelope containing a white crystaline powdery substance to the floor. The substance was confiscated and, on later analysis, found to be methampthetamine.”

    Had to have been one of the funniest investigative reports I ever saw.

  5. Hack Stone says:

    Bethesda Maryland? You meet the most interesting people in Bethesda Maryland. Maybe while under the influence, he had a vision of Elaine Ricci.

  6. 5th/77th FA says:

    “…rant on Planned Parenthood…” I will tread very carefully here but don’t really care who I piss off. I think the name of that organization should be what they actually are…Planned Murder. YMMV

    Other than the tragic loss of an innocent unborn baby, good overall all score for today. The Alabama girl will get out very soon and get inpregnated by some other baby mamas baby daddy and the cycle will continue.

    Attempted B&E and assault stoopid games = the winning of stoopid prizes. Darwin wins again. And if ‘shroom boi keeps it up, Darwin will win that one too.

    • Eden says:

      Agree with you completely on Planned Parenthood. Not to mention its racist roots–Margaret Sanger’s stated purpose for starting the organization was to rid the world of what’s now termed “people of color”. Maybe Alabama girl won’t be able to get pregnant again. We can hope.

  7. SgtBob says:

    Mushroom dude was transported to St. Mary’s County Rehabilitation and Detention Center. Interesting hierarchy of words. Some places are, “Yeah, we gonna rehab you, all right. We gonna put you in a cell.”

  8. The guy that ate the mushrooms turned out to be a
    Fun guy.