Daniel Wall; phony Marine

| August 17, 2016

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The folks at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow, Daniel Wall, pictured above at a svelte 600 pounds – about 300 pounds ago. Here’s a more recent photo;

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Daniel Wall (1)

He claims that he was in the Beirut bombing on October 23, 1983. That the day before the bombing he had inspected the truck that exploded at the gate. He claims that his body had been tossed in the “dead pile” of Marines until he groaned and alerted everyone to the fact that he wasn’t dead.

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He also claims that he was in Grenada – the problem with that is that the invasion of that island happened while he was supposedly buried in the rubble at the Marine barracks in Beirut.

And, oh yeah, he knows stuff about Area 51 that the government wants to keep quiet;

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He has one of Bob Neener‘s phony Discharge Certificates to prove his service;

Daniel Wall (2)

Military Phonies discovered that Brigadier General Leo V. Williams III USMCR who signed that 1986 Discharge Certificate didn’t attain that rank until 1996 – ten years after this discharge was supposedly signed.

Well, what is true about all of that is that the National Personnel Records Center doesn’t have any records on him – but not because of what he knows, but because he never served.

Wall Single Record

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Military Phonies claims that he had to be extricated from his house recently and doors were widened to accommodate his nearly 1/2-ton frame, so he’s shaking a tin cup as a disabled veteran;

Wall tin cup

It doesn’t look like anyone is falling for it, though.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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SFC D

Fat fuck could capsize Guam all by himself

Skippy

???????????????

Grimmy

Now waitaminit!

If we was to put this balloon of puke on one side of the island, and 3MarDiv on the other side, we should achieve equilibrium, donchu think?

Daniel J Wall

Actually I have the technology to break the planet in half. Any questions?

The Al

Yeah- they just have to airdrop your lard ads.

Silentium Est Aureum

And yet you don’t have the ability to escape the shittiest town in New Hampshire.

And that takes some serious doin.

Hondo

Plausible. If you were ever to have an unusually robust “flatus venting occurrence” near a source of sparks or flame the resulting explosion just might do that.

Hack Stone

By planet, would that be your porcelain toilet bowl?

SFC D

His next claim should be that the USAF named a bomber after him.

Foxbat40

I think that he should be sentenced to three counts of stolen valor to correspond with the number of seats he will occupy on the prison buss.

26Limabeans

More like three pallets.

Daniel J Wall

You can’t charge, I’m a real veteran. Sorry this website lied to you. Dingus is a government paid shill to destroy people he doesn’t. A law will be filed in Federal Courts for cyber bullying!

Ex-PH2

Careful, dan-dan. The US Fleet Marines do not take it kindly when someone says he has a COSMIC clearance and can’t even find his own ass with both hands and a mirror. They’ve been communicating with me by BRSTMail, which YOU don’t get.

I’ll have to post the memo later. I have to go find cabbages.

Daniel J Wall

Really, I still work for Naval Intelligence that is why I know the dingus who runs this website is a cyber troll, under investigation for breaking into a secure government server to find info on me.

The Al

Then post your redacted 214 fat boy. You DO have one, don’t you?

ex-OS2

Fat Danny, you have made yet another typo in your incoherent rants, it is Anal Intelligence whom you work for.

rgr769

You sorry fat bodied POS, you could not have even survived the first week of Marine boot camp, assuming you could ever pass a physical and a mental exam.

Hack Stone

He couldn’t get on the bus, let alone get off the bus at the receiving barracks.

Synan D Bautchery

One of the worst cases of biscuit poisoning I’ve ever seen.

Ex-PH2

Well, congratulations, Wall! You’re famous in our country club! And not only that, you stepped on your own balls!

Here you go. Pay attention now!

https://youtu.be/lt1T7d1jCeY

Daniel J Wall

I’m glad your happy as well as stupid for falling for the dingus who is a paid troll to attack people to gain fame and money. I sorry, I am real veteran.

Ex-PH2

Stuff it, asswipe.

Daniel J Wall

OK I guess your vocabulary doesn’t include and sense or reference to any other word. You must have a 2nd grade attention span.

Nicki

Says the psychotic, morbidly obese, shit goblin whose rants are the illiterate screeching of the mentally deranged.

Shut your cakehole, you moldy bag of rancid effluvia!

Hondo

OK, then that means you have a DD214. Redact your SSN and address, scan it, and post a copy.

Otherwise, how about you go stuff a Zeta up your Reticuli while conducting extra-atmospheric operations without a helmet, doofus.

Daniel J Wall

Yes I have a DD-2144. There is a copy of my files and in Denver. Classified, eyes only.
THIS WEBSITE WON’T LET ME POST ANYTHING. The dingus have stopped me from downloading documents so you can wipe his ass on the floor.
He is being investigated for hacking into a secured government server also, my lawyer is filing a federal lawsuit fro cyber bulling, fake news, character deformation. Would you like you name added to the lawsuit too like every body slandering me and my good name?

The Al

What good name, fat boy? You shit all over your good name when you started making false claims of being a Marine. If you had been a Marine, your records would have been on file in St. Louis. There is no such thing as a classified 214- everyone on here knows that very well.

Hondo

Horsedung. You claim to have “multiple degrees” in IT, and you can’t figure out how to (a) upload a copy of your scanned, redacted DD214 to your own freaking website, and (b) post a link to it in a comment? If that indeed true, your are one manifestly incompetent IT “specialist”.

Sounds to me like your military career isn’t the only thing you’re lying through your teeth about, dillwad. Along with many other things.

By the way: if your DD214 was indeed classified, as a private citizen you wouldn’t even have a copy. But since DD214s are never classified, you’re blowing smoke on that score as well by implying above that it is.

ex-OS2

No one’s eyes are classified dumbass.

Fuck you Danny.

Pinto Nag

At his weight, he be stealing valor very long.

HMCS(FMF) ret

He’s a cheeseburger away from “the big one”…

Pinto Nag

Won’t be…

Marine 0331

What Marine would EVER refer to themselves as a soldier? No disrespect intended to the folks over in the Army, but….just saying. But then the dumbass knows so much about the history of his Corps, that he thinks the bomb that blew up the MAU headquarters was in a USMC truck that he worked on? Every other dumbass phony out there knows that the truck was being driven by a bad guy – just ask the 210 phony marines (lowercase on purpose) who shot the driver. Fatboy here needs to work this out with Scotty Priest because everyone knows that Scotty Priest shot the driver, right?

Sandman

I think he is just confused, I mean think about it:
Beirut = Burrito
Grenada = T-bone steak

common mistake.

Marine 0331

What’s the minimum Marine PFT score for 600 pounders? I forgot. At least he did not claim to be a Scout Sniper or Force Recon…..how come no phonies want to be Battalion Recon?

Valerie Conley

because they know you are watching for them!

Daniel J Wall

I was 200 lbs when I joined so that blows your argument out of the water.

ex-OS2

Your ass was 200lbs when you tried to join the girl scouts.

Marine 0331

In my day in the 80’s the DIs called the fat body’s food blisters, but I ain’t convinced the DIs, in spite of their witty humor, could have come up with a more derogatory name for this cat. I’m just flabbergasted that a fat fuck like this would even begin to think he fabricate a tale such as his. Dan Wall a Marine?

jarhead

0331…My days go way back to 1965. In those days they shoved fatties and sissy boys into Physical Conditioning Platoon (PCP). Early part of program as I was told, included ice ice cream and John Wayne movies to see if they could be motivated at all. Once removed from their original boot camp platoon they were never heard from again by former boots. When it came to rifle qualification day, best you not fail. Picture 15 or so dudes in a ten sq. foot sand pit, doing P T and given one apple for all to share; that was your ONLY meal that evening. Pass tomorrow!!!!!!

Mrs Jarhead brought something to mind that had slipped mine altogether. At 600 lb. you can not walk. Somebody has to be bringing you food on regular basis. A neighbor down the road had an obese son who died six months ago, weighed right at 400 lb., could walk, but barely. Worst thing about him was the fact that he could not even get his arm and hand back there to wipe his rear end. Another friend rode him around one day and said the stench was terrible.
Most all who served in any capacity, to my knowledge, had at least some pride and would never let themselves get that obese. That would be the case with Marines for certain. It’s called PRIDE with a capital “P”.

S/F

Marine 0331

Semper Fi Jarhead, yes they still had the PCP in the 80’s and it was referred to as the Pork Chop Platoon. We had one guy drop from a run very early on but he was struggling with just about everything else. They wisked him off to the PCP and as you mentioned, we never saw him again. That guy was overweight but jeezus he was not as big as this fucking asshole would have had to be back before he climbed up to obese status. What gets me about this jerk is that is so stupid as to post on a military site and think he won’t get caught. Something as simple as typing his unit in as 2,8 as opposed to 2/8. These assholes ought to get together for a “fake veteran” workshop where they can share skills and info intended to protect them from getting caught. I get so pissed when I read their bullshit, but I must admit that I do get a laugh out of it too!
Semper Fi.

jarhead

0331…Be it your time or mine, I don’t think in any way, shape, or form they’d have ever let a Butterball in. Back when, they had every person doing a certain number of pull-ups and something else…can’t remember exactly what else we did. Butter bean would NEVER have been able to do any of it. Good eye catching his fake unit number. Surprised he didn’t refer to it as I-8 and I- 8 and I-8, until tipping the scales at 600!
Punk ass mfckr…writing “The Communist States of America” was begging for a bulls eye to be put on his b. s. story. Hey Butter Bean, your birthday is just around the corner. Happy Thanksgiving you fat ass turkey!
Close with this remark from his F B page…under “Other favorites”, one he listed is “Berlin (New Hampshire) Moms For Marijuana”. If I had been the proud mother of this lyin’ fat slob, I’d be wondering if the Sumo wrestler I humped was the daddy.

sj

Why the sunglasses in all the pix?

Dana1371

His eyes were damaged by the flash from the explosion is my guess.

Just An Old Dog

Probably has retina damage from staring at the numbers on the microwave as they countdown while cooking all the hot pockets he consumes.

Daniel J Wall

I am a vegetarian. I swelled up because of an alien virus and thank to me all soldiers are protected with my antibodies. Thank the CDC for helping too.

The Al

Tell me- are there elves in your world? I feel like there should be elves in your world, because you clearly aren’t living in the real world with the rest of us.

Eden

Oh, you really are a sparkle pony!

Daniel J Wall

I was flashed with phosphorous and very bright light, so my eyes are sensitive to light also being a member of SSP your eyes adjust to low light and it takes time to recover.

ex-OS2

You were flashed by Pee Wee Herman fatty.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Jeezuz farking Christ on a Popsicle stick! Daniel Wall (aka: Fatty McFatfuck) is nothing but a “Call of Booty – Anal Buttsekks Warrior”. Got himself a Neener Special (for $20) and did such a quality job of putting his name on it that Dickless Dan Bernastypants would be proud of it.

Listen up Daniel Wall – you’ve done fucked up big time, “little” man and pissed a lot of people off with your bullshit about being a Marine and Beirut survivor. Here’s hoping that the Google hits for your name open many people’s eyes and cause you a fuckton of heartache for the remaining years of your pathetic live on Earth.

Fuck you, Daniel Wall!

Texas12B

Maybe he meant he was a marine….mammal?

rgr769

Naw, he is too big to even be a manatee. Although, there are some species of whale in his tonnage range.

HMC Ret

When this guy sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.

STOP FEEDING HIM

Daniel J Wall

Funny I fit in the house so I guess I’m not that big.

ex-OS2

You better shore up that cheap ass ramp you have out your back door. 4×4’s cant hold you fat-ass, better sister them up with some 6×6’s.

Eden

But they had to take out a wall (in addition to you) in order to extricate you from your house the last time you went out.

HMC Ret

What the hell is ’24 Levels Above Top Secret’?
Looks like he has a ‘Security Pass’ to ‘Building 18’ That must be where the buffet is located.
This guy is seconds away from requiring CPR. It would probably take hours to get him to an ER.

STOP FEEDING HIM

Fjardeson

I can’t believe anyone falls for those phony Area 51 badges. I thought they were just joke items you bought at sci-fi conventions.

If you REALLY worked at Area 51, you’d have a standard government employee or uniformed service badge like everyone else. And you sure as shootin’ wouldn’t be talking about it on the Net.

IDC SARC

I’m not validating this guy in any way, but my security badge is specific to the command I work and has a spiffy command logo and junk….our standard ID badges won’t work for access. Dunno why that is, but that’s the way it is.

Fjardeson

Interesting… security badge not on the standard Federal system? Sounds like “special project” type stuff! 🙂

Or maybe outside of the States.

Ex-PH2

No, you don’t understand. They MOVED Area 51 because of Wall.

jarhead

Pix of him on a USMC rack….sure
Pix of him with “kinda-boonie” looking cover…sure
“Forced not to talk about what is going on….under penalty of death”….sure
Pix of a whale with his head photo shopped….sure
Pix says, “Veteran needs home to live in”…damned sure! Would send cash to his Go Fund Me page, but the smallest I have on hand is a dime.
Bound to be legit!!!!

Personally, I’m not saying he’s fat, but if I had to name the five fattest people I know, he’d be three of them! I’ve seen people like him before, but I had to pay admission. He’s listed in “Who’s Who and What’s That?” My hope is that he get a colonoscopy one day by a blind proctologist.
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Seriously, here’s the numbers that don’t add up. Claimed he served his country for a total of 32 years. Took the fast route all the way to 2nd Lt in only 32 years…amazing! So he gets out in 1986 after those 32 years. Assuming he entered the Corps at 18 years old, he would have entered in 1954. If he was as those numbers add up, he would have been born in 1936. Accordingly, he must be 80 years old today. Suddenly, doubts are beginning to come to mind.

This clown is so fat that he goes to KFC and licks other people’s fingers! So fat, he uses a stick of butter for Chapstick! He’s so fat, the Weather Channel names all his farts. He’s so fat, when doctors diagnosed him with a flesh-eating disease, they only gave him ten years to live!

Daniel J Wall

1st it’s special forces boonies cover.
2nd, you want picks?
3rd investigate the troll that runs this website because my lawyer is filing a federal lawsuit for cyber bulling, breaking into a government server to obtain classified material. He has photo shopped all his examples because he is a dingus!

The Al

Oh, please feel free to pursue that lawsuit- just make sure to bring your checkbook. FYI- everyone that’s tried has lost big time.

Daniel J Wall

bring yours, because all of you will be on the docket!

ex-OS2
Hack Stone

They will have to hold the trial in the parking lot, because I just do see you walking through the courtroom doors. In fact, I just don’t see you walking.

It’s obvious that you have some serious mental issues to go along with whatever medical issues you have by being morbidly obese. Instead of coming onto this blog issuing threats of legal action that have absolutely no merit, why don’t you reach out to some mental health experts to get you the help that you need?

Just An Old Dog

Better yet, why don’t he just go fuck himself?

Eden

You posers never learn, do you? You are a textbook case, following the Poser Handbook to a T.

Reb

What a fat nasty pig. I’m shocked if anyone believed him. I completely understand that vets gain weight after serving for years.
He claims that they tossed him in the dead pile..FAT SLOB ate a few guys that are still MIA..loser

Daniel J Wall

Sorry, the government calls me a nephalim. Also I am one of the first super soldiers produced by DARPA.

The Al

Dude- stop drinking the bong water. You’re a disgusting fat body who is only fooling himself

Eden

Wall, you’ve been playing Halo too much. You’re starting to believe that you’re Master Chief. Just stop.

NR Pax

Man. I come back here this morning and the thread is bigger than him.

Eden

Impossibrue!

Combat Historian

Little danny wall here should join the Dutch Rudder Gang; he can be the official DRG blimp…

ex-OS2

Fatty fat fuck is the “in house” DRG cocksucker.

B Woodman

He ain’t a Marine. He looks like he ATE a Marine. Maybe two of them.

Daniel J Wall

Funny but I swelled up after my last mission because of an alien virus, OK

Hondo

Yeah, right. Far more likely it’s because you’re a LSoS with a huge appetite and a permanently clogged discharge orifice.

Or, as might be put in slang terms, a “living blivet”.

The Al

Dude- no one is buying it. Put down the bong and come back to reality- you’re a fat duck who never served

ex-OS2

Fat Danny, you have not seen “mission” in a long fucking time.

You swelled up because you stuffed your fat face for years.

MSGT_RET

This “marine” mammal has suffered enough. I’m going to give him one of my National Defense Service Medals.

IDC SARC

Jesus…you’d think a poser could at least read a calendar before making such stupid statements.

24th MAU in country during the boom…22d MAU went to Grenada and relieved 24th MAU. Ya can’t be two places at once….not in one piece anyway.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Don’t know about that. He’s big enough to be in 2 or 3 time zones at once…

IDC SARC

sure…now, he’s big enough to bend time, but USMC standards at the time only allow for less impressive violations of the time/space continuum unless in groups of 2 or more.

Ex-PH2

He’s big enough to create his own gravity waves and disturb the space-time continuum.

Already happened once last year. Then it happened again this summer. Will there NEVER be any peace of mind again?

Hondo

Best I can tell, Grenada is UTC -4 while Lebanon is UTC +2. Even this tool isn’t big enough to span six time zones simultaneously.

QM1

The first thought at seeing the picture and headline was, “This is the phony Marine? Or the guy that ate the phony Marine?”

Marine 0331

I just wish that on at least one occasion these phonies would study Marine Corps history and know our customs and courtesies. None of them can ever produce a real photo of them in uniform, none of them can give you the actual unit they served with and none of them can give you names of veterans they served with. Very few of them can get their fake MOS correct, and once, just once I would love to know who their DI’s were. These are names of men you will never forget. You could not forget them if you tried. Its been 35 years since I went through boot camp at Parris Island with platoon 2063 and SSgt Krause, Sgt. Ishmail and Sgt. Mazenko are burned into my very being. I can still see their faces as clearly as if it were yesterday. But these fucking pieces of human dung think that we are so stupid as to believe their nonsense. I can even accept them telling a barstool bullshit story to pick up a chick, but how stupid must you be to get on ANY military site and think you won’t be caught? Its beyond my comprehension.

Ex-PH2

I think it’s better that they don’t, Marine 0331. The less they know about the real stuff, the easier it is to deflate their claims of false glory.

Marine 0331

Ex-PH2, You are correct. I was being factitious in my comment because these jerks just can’t seem to get the most common knowledge of a veteran or current serviceman or woman correct. They lie about the dumbest shit and give themselves away, but you are correct. If they did actually study up on the facts, it would be harder to out them. Personally, I have come in contact with at least 10 fakers over the years, all claiming to be a Marine and only one of them fooled me at first. The rest of them I was able to out by asking no more than 4 questions. You can get most of them on the MOS question, but even then most of those goobers can’t tell you where they went to school for that MOS. All too often its way too easy to catch these goofs and they just don’t get it. The fake Beirut vets are some of the easiest ones to catch, because if they by chance get the unit correct, they can’t tell you exactly where that unit was stationed within Beirut.

Ex-PH2

Exactly. I’m working on a series of comic novels about women in the SEALs.

At least 80% of what I say is made up of cloudsongs, pocket lint, dust bunnies and cow patties, simply because I DON’T want to give the fakers one confounded hint about anything.

The less they can pick up, the better.

Daniel J Wall

PST we do have woman seals.

Toasty Coastie

umm no you don’t..not yet anyway Sparkle Rhino…

A Proud Infidel®™

“Sparkle Rhino? I was thinking more like “Jabba the Hut Junior” or “Blobfish II”! 😃

Eden

Yep, sure do! Here’s one– interesting resemblance to you, Wall!

http://m6.i.pbase.com/o5/30/681730/1/68842876.w8lTQU4B.Sjelefant01w.jpg

Ex-PH2

Geez, a SPEW alert, PLEASE!! I beg you!!!

Eden

Sry- – mea culpa!

Ex-PH2

I think I found Wall’s family.

Ex-PH2

I got news for you, Wall, you jackass. I live 15 minutes from a Navy station with a primary screening program for female SEAL candidates. No one has volunteered so far. It’s been open since last summer. As usual, you’re full of squirrel shit.

Dave Hardin

BOOT !!!! (smile)

Reb

His computer business said veteran run…not anymore and his cell is disconnected. The customers who gave him great reviews got emails with Military Phonys and TAH links…
It still bogged me that idiots claim military service or embellish…

Hack Stone

Exclusive video of Daniel Wall working from his home computer.

Daniel J Wall

My name is not Homer Simpson. If you believe in Homer then you are ready for the loony bin. CK out my website.

OWB

Sure. Like any of us has any reason at all to check your website. You continue to insist that we do, but there is simply no reason to do so.

The more you insist, the less likely most of us are to actually click on it. Still, you might snooker a few into doing so, to their detriment.

Is that what you want? Info on the posters here? Rotsa ruck, fool.

Hondo

“Fishing expedition” is IMO a distinct possibility.

OWB

The usual suspects have tried it before. Must get a few occasionally or they wouldn’t keep using the tactic. And it costs them very little to do it.

jarhead

Wasn’t it Tennessee Ernie Ford who sang,

“You load a third of a ton, whadda ya get?
Another day older and a 1/3 ton of blubber and shit
Ya load a third of a ton of #1 POSER asshole,
And the straw boss say, “Well, a bless your soul”

A Proud Infidel®™

Wall reminds me of this song:

Daniel J Wall

I would rather prefer, “I need a Hero”

A Proud Infidel®™

TOUGH SHIT, El Blobbo! I hereby dub thee “Blobfish II”.

Pineywoods NCO

PI,

Please…don’t insult Dennis like that. Comparing him to this…it’s like comparing peas to watermelons.

The Al

You’re right- you DO need a hero to come save you from the hole you’ve dug yourself. Good luck with your lawsuit against all of us- assuming you can figure out where we all are

Daisy Cutter

In recent days Wall was on the Steve Olson Show saying he is part alien. Also sticks to the story about Beirut on the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfm_S59tpE0&t=196s

HMCS(FMF) ret

Damn painful to listen to… sounds like he’s asking for the host to “alien anal probe” his fat ass….

AverageNCO

Of course he’s part alien. His grandmother on his mother’s side was hutt from Tatooine.

MrBill

MY RECORDS ARE SEALED BY ORDER OF THE SUPREME COURT YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS LIBELSLANDER

HMCS(FMF) ret

IT TAKES A UNANIMOUS VOTE OF A JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS AND THE SUPREME COURT BEFORE THE PRESIDENT CAN EVEN LOOK AT THE COVER PAGE OF MY SERVICE RECORD!

Ex-PH2

OH, gee whiz. Here we go again!

Silentium Est Aureum

Stupid fuckers gotta stupid fucker.

And Berlin? You couldn’t live in a shittier town, like Seabrook, or, fuck, anyplace in Mass?

Daniel J Wall

Hey fuck face you obviously don’t know jack shit about what is is going on in the inner solar system with the passing of Nibiru. I live in a safe zone up here, no pollution, no traffic, nice people. You live in a stick whole.

ex-OS2

Fat Danny, you live in New Hampshire not Atlantis, dumbass.

Silentium Est Aureum

No traffic? Last time I was there it was a motherfucker on 16 between Gorham and Milan. Of course, I knew I was in Berlin when I saw the sign just before the Cumberland Farms that said, “If you lived here, you’d be sad!”

ex-OS2

COCKSUCKER.

Mick

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

Daniel J Wall

One word you must be really stupid.

ex-OS2

And you are really fucking fat.

A Proud Infidel®™

So Globbo the Clown howls yet again.

Graybeard

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
gasp
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, right. Wall-boi.
Daniel Wall is a phony.
Daniel Wall never served.
Daniel Wall is a liar.
Daniel Wall is a fraud.
Daniel Wall has no idea how pathetic he sounds.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
gasp
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Daniel Wall does not yet know that he has been revealed to all as the fake he is. The rock has been turned, and the light shines on his lies.

Daniel J Wall

Really I beg to doubt you assumptions. I am a real veteran. The dingus who runs this site is having a Federal lawsuit for cyber bulling and Breaking into a secured government server. He is a paid troll who lies about people for fun but I am proving him wrong and any derogatory or harassing he will be put on the lawsuit. So, say something and your name will be added.

The Al

Ooh ooh ooh- add me, fucktard. There’s no way on God’s green Earth that you were involved in the invasion of Grenada, since you were supposedly trapped in the rubble in Beirut- or you weren’t in Beirut because you were in Grenada.

Daniel J Wall

In God’s name you are very unintelligent.

The Al

Why- because I realize that you couldn’t be in two places at the same time? Sorry I don’t believe anything you’ve said- but I’m smart enough to know how the real world works, and not claim I’ve done stuff I never did. I, unlike you fuck knuckle, freely admit I have never served in any branch of the armed forces- nor will I ever claim I have. You see, I have these things called “integrity” and “morals”- things you seem to be missing, among other things.

ex-OS2

In Scooby-Doo’s name you are very fucking fat.

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe next Daniel Wall will tell us he was teleported back and forth by UFOs? Makes about as much sense as all of the other shit he’s spewed so far!

Bobo

Sue me! It’s been a while since my name came up in a Thisainthell legal proceeding!

Dave Hardin

David L. Hardin please add my name. I have a whole list of legit Beirut veterans you can add to it as well.

You are a real piece of shit, but I suspect at this point you are so desperate for attention of any kind you even enjoy being called out as a liar.

Kevin

Beirut and GRENADA VET here .your a. Lieing fuck wall

Eden

Something.

Forest Green

“I am Lt Daniel John Wall, USMC. I am real soldier…”

So which is it; a Marine or Soldier? Figure it out and get back to us.

KillerB

Oh Gawd.. if I had a frigging dime for every useless, puss for brains, dickless shit nugget, bogus, uninformed wannabe but wasn’t that has ever claimed (Top Secret) or ( Sealed records) I would be a wealthy man. Johnny by, may I call you Tubby? You are a fucking lair and you have been exposed.. deal with it.. no got to your Happy Meal place and shut the fuck up.You are not a veteran, you Tubby are a POSer.

Instinct

If he was a Marine then I am the damn love child of Chesty Puller and James Mattis!

In other words – Wall can suck it! Phoney sack of shit.

RM3(SS)

Bet he’ll settle out of court for a gallon of Rocky Road. in an I.V. bottle of course so he can have a snack at the same time.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Nah, five gallons of fudge ripple vial rectal suppository…

HMC Ret

Took a while to re-roll out the lawyer.

The Stranger

Uh, Chief…not to nitpick, but it’s spelled “lawer” around these parts!
🤠

OIF '06-'07-'08

Wonder how many years ago Danny has seen his own wee-wee?

Daniel J Wall

fuck off all of you. I get VA benefits, I have a tricare card, I have a VA doctors. I have my military records. So, he SFC is falsifying reports that he has not got top secret to COSMIC clearance.
I have COSMIC clearance because I’m a government scientist. ALL of you don’t know better. He has no evidence just a fancy letter to send him some were else because he didn’t have the proper clearance.
Also I own a IT firm with Gov contracts which are also top secret because my work in the COSMIC career.

A Proud Infidel®™

Daniel Wall, you don’t even have the Composition and Grammar skills of even a sixth grader, let alone the comprehension and vocabulary of one. COSMIC Clearance? I just about busted a nut laughing at that! There are currently only THREE Levels of USG Security Clearances, Confidential, Secret, TS/SCI and you don’t even have the brains to successfully pick your nose, let alone get a USG Clearance and run your own business, so go back to running to be first in line for the daily sale you love the most, the 50% off on day old doughnuts.

IDC SARC

This guys a douchebag, no doubt.

However, I don’t know if COSMIC TS is still used, but when I was still active duty and involved with PRP, it did.

It’s a compartmentalized and temporary status.

Hondo

Still in use. It’s a NATO marking. See p. 66 of

http://www.dtic.mil/whs/directives/corres/pdf/520001_vol2.pdf

IDC SARC

ah crap….that brings back memories. I hate paperwork.

KillerB

Wait.. I have intergalactic super mega ultra clearance.. is that important?? Thats good right??

HMCS(FMF) ret

Jeezuz, Fatty McFatfuck, took you long enough to find out that your stupid ass has outed for STOLEN VALOR…. you’re only holding a COSMIC clearance??? Not a FLAMING WOMBAT clearance? Must not have been alien anal probed to get the higher clearance?

You’re so full of COSMIC SHIT that you can’t see straight. Deal with the Google fame, DANIEL WALL.

COCKSUCKING ASS HAMSTER!

Graybeard

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Daniel Wall – I can see you have a kind of PhD – Piled Higher and Deeper. You are a liar, a fraud, and a legend only in your own mind.

A government scientist? For who, Imphukdastan? Your grammar proves you may not have made it out of high school. Not even Lil Kim is that stupid.

You are not a vet, never have served, and are a total and complete pathetic fraud.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
gasp
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sandman

Well I have a GALACTIC clearance, so I can access everything. Wanna know who killed Kennedy,,I know. Wanna know if the moon landing was real/,,I know. Wanna know how long it takes to empty a Chinese buffet?,,,well I don’t know that, but it looks like you sure do!

IDC SARC

“ALL of you don’t know better.”

Ummm…well queefsquirt, many of us here have a long time serving in the military and some of us served in units directly involved with the events in which you claim to have participated. You’re in the wrong AO to make threats or claims with any degree of validity. Choose your battles wisely.

Nicki

HOLY SHIT, ASS GOBLIN! COSMIC CLEARANCE???

Is that, like, so high that a hipster stoned on ketamine-laced hash brownie can reach it?

You are a moron. Stop speaking. Now, you mentally deficient shitslurper!

Bobo

Danny, that is some funny sh!t right there. I’m retired with 0ver 20 yrs active service, and I don’t have a “tricare card.” if you were eligible for Tricare, you’d know what it is that you do use for retired medical benefits.

If you’re a “government scientist” with some supper ACCM read on, I’m not sure how you’ve been able to do any work. I’ve yet to see a SCIF door that would be big enough to get your fat ass through, and I doubt that anyone has run a SIPR or JWICS line to your bed.

Hack Stone

Maybe the built the SCIF around him.

I would hate to be the guy that followed him in the head during the Friday Chili Cookoff at his secure laboratory.

Instinct

I’d believe you’re a fucking science experiment gone wrong, but that’s about it.

Fuckstick

Ex-PH2

Wall, you’re an idiot. You can’t even lift your own feet to stomp them. Who do you think you’re kidding? What are you gonna do – squash us to death? Suck up all the air in the room?

Get over yourself, phony. You never served. You weigh nearly half a ton. You can’t even get up without the aid of a steam shovel bucket. So who DO you think you’re kidding?

Daniel J Wall

I guess that you know about making false statements, felony harassment, character deformation, damages will cost you court cost, attorney fees and my settlement of $1,000,000.
Now then FSC you don’t know about how the classified top secret file work. Now the military will court marshal you for trying to access records above your rank, clearance, JAG will be contacting you.
I have all you info I need to put you in the stockade.
You are nothing but a paint troll and now there are laws against people like you.
Goodbye enjoy your life in federal and military prison.
Expect a call from JAG.

OWB

Is it a COSMIC JAG?

A Proud Infidel®™

How Bernathian can a loser get? It’s obvious that Daniel J. Wall will try and show us.

The Stranger

What is it with people named “Daniel, anyway?
🤣

Instinct

That does it, if the next one we have is a boy I’m not naming him Daniel

Ex-PH2

Character DEFORMATION????? (Falls down laughing, scares cat.)

Spell much?

A Proud Infidel®™

I think I had better English Composition and Grammar skills than him when I was in the sixth grade!

The Al

I’ve seen chickens scratch more coherent sentences in the dirt than what fat boy typed

Sj

“You are here by put on notice to disease and desist with slandering me!”

DISEASE and desist? WTF, Over?

Oh, BTW, I had a COSMIC clearance for much of my career. It ain’t no big deal.

Ex-PH2

I thought that was a COSMETIC clearance, SJ.

Graybeard

The COSMETIC clearance was for the WAVES…

Mick

B-52’s ‘Cosmic Thing’?

HMCS(FMF) ret

Do you get that clearance because you can use rouge, mascara and lipstick all at the same time?

(waiting for flying skillet to come this way)

Sandman

Chubby fingers on a normal keyboard, if he moves the twinky out of the way he might type better. Just a thought.

Eden

Those aren’t Twinkies. They’re his fingers.

HMCS(FMF) ret

A mind is a terrible thing… to waste.

A Proud Infidel®™

And HE is an example of just what happens when you DO let your mind and body go to waste!

Daisy Cutter

The only problem I see with suing assess off for dishonoring a veteran is it will all lead back to an uncomfortable truth – he’s not a veteran because he never served.

That’s going to be awkward.

Maybe he’ll flash that fake USMC discharge that he got off the internet.

Ex-PH2

Thank you! You made my day!

This guy needs some real serious help. I hope he gets it… SOON!

Forest Green

The only “deformation” that has occurred is to the bed you currently occupy.

Hack Stone

We are well familiar with Jags, particularly 1980’s vintage Jaguars. Your correspondence indicates that you signed up for the Daniel Bernath Correspondence School Of Law And Taxidermy.

Since you claim to be a Marine Corps officer, that would mean that you graduated college. To help enlighten you, here are a few tips.

First, a Marine would never refer to himself as a “soldier”. Nothing wrong with being a Soldier, but Soldiers are Soldiers, and Marines are Marines. It has been that way since 1775. Learn it; Live it; Love it!

Next, it is “court martial”, not “court marshall”. Common mistake from the posers, but it still frosts my flakes to see this on line.

The Supreme Court does not seal military records. And truth is an absolute defense against defamation. So, if you want to drag
anyone into court to sue for libel and/or slander, you better be prepared to prove that you are/were a Marine Corps officer, and you did serve in Beirut during the barracks bombing.

If you have VA benefits, why do you need to rattle the tin cup to help get you a home?

Look, we know that you are full of shit, literally and figuratively. If you are still butt hurt about what is posted here, we recommend that you reach out to an attorney to take legal action. You may want to hire Daniel Bernath to represent you; he offers a Friend’s Of The DRG Discount.

A Proud Infidel®™

“Your correspondence indicates that you signed up for the Daniel Bernath Correspondence School Of Law And Taxidermy.”

Are you sure it isn’t “The Daniel A. Bernath Correspondence School of Law and Spandex Laundering”?

The Stranger

No, it’s the Daniel Bernath School of Law and Aviation!🤠

68W58

The Daniel A. Bernath school of Law and Coconut cultivation.

Instinct

I thought Danny wore Spanx, not spandex

Eden

They don’t make Spanx that big.

SFC D
Graybeard

“character deformation”?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You deformed your own character a long time ago Daniel Wall.

You’re going to put me in the stockade?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You cannot get yourself out of bed, and you’re going do put me in the stockade how? Roll on me?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
gasp
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

“paint troll” – are you sure you are not thinking about “patent troll”?BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You don’t even know what a patent troll is, much less have the ability to spell it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Daniel Wall, you are such a laughing stock. Sad, sad man that you are.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Hey, Fatty McFatfuck… remember this phrase: “DISCOVERY IS A BITCH”.

You really don’t want the FEDS looking into your lies… if you’re using the VA and not a vet, there’s a jail cell waiting for your fat ass.

Think about that, COCKSUCKING ASS HAMSTER!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Hey, DANIEL J WALL… got to love your two-person business that does all sorts of “top sekrit” work:

http://www.manta.com/c/mhw63qz/coos-county-computer-services

Annual revenue of $56,549.00??? WOW! That’s like $4,700/month. Must be raking in the dough on all of those government contracts!

HMCS(FMF) ret

1 Fatty McFatfuck = 3 employees?

Sandman

All government contract flow out of broke down green two story houses in NH. He might want to get the city to fix his street. How else is the COSMIC security folks supposed to pull up to his house?

Bobo

That is even better. I know Berlin, NH. The only things there are prisons, a paper mill, and a National Guard Armory. Moron.

Silentium Est Aureum

You know it’s pretty fucking sad when the Walmart won’t even locate there. You have to go to Gorham for that.

First time I went to Berlin I went home and felt very fortunate I didn’t live in that depressed dead shithole.

Nicki

Holy retard, Batman!

Look, you illiterate fat dick weasel! You think this is people’s first round with shit gits like you? The only thing you’ve done here is given us more comedy gold and evidence with which to taunt your moldy, morbidly obese ass!

Thanks for the entertainment, taint gobbler!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Mix in a spell check, Fatty McFatfuck…

SPELL CHECK IS YOUR FRIEND, COCKSUCKING ASS HAMSTER!

Bobo

Records above your rank. Stop it, you’re killing me! Stockade! Federal AND military prison! Honestly, I can’t stop laughing.

Daniel J Wall

Yep, my lawyer is filing a Federal Lawsuit for cyber bulling, fake news and this dingus actually tried to break into government servers to find info on me. He was flagged and he “the dingus” is under investigations for felonies for breaking into secured servers.

The Al

Dude, just stop. Want all this to end? There are 2 simple solutions- neither of which involve lawyers: 1, post a redacted 214 proving your claims of being a Marine; or 2, admit the truth and we’ll stop using you as a chewtoy and online punching bag.

RM3(SS)

Seriously, McBlob, what is the exact code for “Federal Cyber Bulling”? is it some kind of animal abuse? Well, you do look like an overfed cow.

Silentium Est Aureum

Then drop the name of your lawyer. Cmon, it’s Berlin. Not that many in the area, and most of them are already too busy defending DUIs, possession raps, and wife beaters to put up with your bullshit.

Bobo

He stepped it up and found a guy in Franklin.

Bobo

Danny, if you did a quarter of the stuff that you claimed to have done, you’d realize just how asinine your little screed is.

Echo 4 Charile

Now, ya see, if you were a Marine, you’d know its the BRIG, not the STOCKADE, he would be sent to.

Secondly — if he’s retired, then he’s a civilian, and the JAG or NCIS wouldn’t be doing the investigating, it’d be the FBI.

rgr769

I think your character and mind have been “deformed” for quite some time, or you wouldn’t post all your ridiculous lies.

ChipNASA

Fuck You, Daniel you Fat Fucking Rolly Polly Shitbag.

Because you’re a TREMENDOUS asshole and keep coming back for more, you have earned the prestigious WALL OF INSULTS

MULTIPLE TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUNDS OUT!!!!
DANGER CLOSE!!!!
MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!!

Daniel Wall; phony Marine, work balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, pile infested, inflamed, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, sperm burping, sniveling, lying, Bowl of ass soup, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, waste of oxygen, numbnuts, snowball, shitbag, moron, asshat, dick pickle, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, knob gobbling, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, your penis lives in eternal darkness, io’d hate to asee your toilet, catcher not pitcher, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, douche nozzle, might but not certain, like to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, Sitzpinkler, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, butt munch, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee), taint cookie, Fartleberry, not a Marine, Not in Beirut, Or Grenada, Not affiliated with the government except maybe for food stamps, no wonder we have a 1 trillion dollar deficit, insult to humanity, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, fuck hole, Pilsburry Dough Bitch, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, cum-dumpster, Useless syphilitic mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, turd burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!

Ex-PH2

Gee whiz, ChipNASA, I do wish you’d express yourself a tad more openly and vehemently.

That’s awfully mild on your part. You okay?

ChipNASA

I did think that “Penis in eternal darkness” was a nice touch. LMMFAO
😉

Toasty Coastie

Chip….
You forgot Fuck Apple….

Daniel J Wall is a Fuck Apple with mold…

ChipNASA

HI TC…Adding this to the list.
KISSES!!

Graybeard

Yeah, ChipNASA does seem to be a bit off his game today.

HMCS(FMF) ret

DANIEL WALL – FUCK YOU, COCKSUCKING ASS HAMSTER!!!!

KillerB

Very nice NA SA. I see you had more then your share of coffee and bull shit this morning.. outstanding.

Daniel J Wall

Wow you can’t write well just repeat yourself and the hell with grammar. How can you live with yourself for being so stupid. And look at all those sex fiend you are all you can do is babel?
A lawsuit against the dingus on this site will include you and your fowl mouthed ignoramus.

RM3(SS)

And again with the barnyard animals. Fowl mouthed? Spell check is your friend, unless you’re eating at the Col again.

ChipNASA

And now I’m adding ” Fowl mouthed Chicken fucker” just for Dan Wall.
Your addition will live in infamy.

ex-OS2

You should be sued for horrific sentence structure Fat Danny.

Bobo

I love it when a sentence written to attack someone’s grammar is a grammatical goat screw.

ex-OS2

Fatty fat fuck, I highly encourage you to enroll in a remedial grammar class.

Cosmic Cocksucker.

Mick

KA-BA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

(bright flash; ground shakes; followed by mushroom cloud)

Ex-PH2

I would like to add, in the words of Catullus: pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Wall.

ChipNASA

Done my Princess. XOXO

Daniel J Wall

Really you retardus maximus!

ChipNASA

Thanks and I’m adding this too.
You are SUCH a help

Eden

Where did you learn that one from, Wall, Harry Potter?

Dave Hardin

Listen up Wall, there was only one Marine from Berlin New Hampshire in Beirut. LtCol Vic Dutil is his name. Thats right dumb ass, you know the name.

I know that for a fact, I know that because he was deployed there with me and you shit stain, did not.

If you have a problem with being called out for falsely claiming to have been in the Marines and deployed to Grenada and Beirut…take it up with me.

You have been claiming this bullshit of yours too long. You are a low life bottom feeding parasite who has been pissing on the graves of my dead brothers by making your fake claims.

Rot in hell you piece of shit.

Mick

Dave,

Well said. Semper Fi.

I was not in Beirut, nor was I in Grenada, but I do know a few fellow Marines who were there. I hate this Stolen Valor bullshit.

As an aside, this thought just occurred to me. In this guy’s phony tales of ‘derring-do’ in Beirut and Grenada, how does he describe how he got ashore?

After reviewing the photos posted above, was he assigned his own personal LCU to take him in to the beach via surface ship-to-shore movement? And then did the Beachmasters have to use a crane to lift him out of the LCU?

Or did they have to sling him under a CH-53E and fly him in as an external load?

Ex-PH2

How did he get ashore? For Pete’s sake, have you forgotten that whales float like balloons?

Mick

I stand corrected, Ma’am.

I did not consider the ‘let him drift in with the tide’ method of ship-to-shore movement.

Would Greenpeace have provided him with a Zodiac boat surface escort?

Dave Hardin

Probably LST and just rolled out the bow.

KillerB

Boom.. there you go in a fucking nutshell Wall from a Marine who was there and did the job. Now go sink like a good whale shit that you are Wall . Semper Fi Hardin.

Dube

There was a Marine in Berlin for a couple years named John Gaulin I believe who was in Beirut at the time. He was a Corp.He was trapped under rubble for several days.He had rebar through his leg. He moved to the colebrook Pittsburgh area a few years ago. He was not a Berlin native however.

Ex-PH2

There is not an 18-wheeler flatbed big enough….

Graybeard

It would have to be one of those 44-wheeled flatbeds with a really big diesel tractor.

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe something like THIS? (Fast forward to about 5:50):

Scotty

How do you plan to pay for an attorney to sue us and still afford your grocery bill Daniel Wall? Even food buckies from the welfare dept couldn’t keep your double yardstick ass full.
I have an idea. go stand on the southern border. If in fact that your fat ass can stand. You can be a replacement for President Trumps wall. A great portion of it at least.
You would have to be a complete idiot to claim what you are claiming. The Peace Keeping Force wasn’t that large.with the historians and military researchers, It is becoming even smaller.
I’ll also add that there are classified missions. But they are no classified Marines.

I second Dave Hardin’s statement.
ROT IN HELL LOSER!!

SFC D

Negative negative negative! Do not send this corpulent atrocity to my beloved southern border! The sheer mass of this assclown could cause a reversal of the San Pedro river and fuck up the aquifer!

Graybeard

With SFC D I have to say, do not, repeat do not attempt to send Daniel Wall to any part of the southern border of the U.S.A.

Although the southern border of the ‘Stan would be an option, if we could find a transport that could carry him.

Ex-PH2

How about the Guppy? That’s big for big cargos, isn’t it?

SFC D

There’s one available in Tucson

Ex-PH2

I’ll kick in a dollar for avgas.

Instinct

We could just air drop him on ISIS. That would pretty much end the threat and leave a big fucking crater

OIF '06-'07-'08

Just been to fat ass’s FB, and he is asking for help on how to deal with Jonn, both his post are liked by one person, a Rick Bucklew, name sound familiar? If not, go here,http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=64327

SFC D

The plot thickens, excellent!

ChipNASA

Rick FUCKING Butt CLUELESS!!
Shitbirds of a feather…
Maybe they can get a third and start a human centipede
Maybe we should rape his page Ric Buttclueless)again.

FUN TIME FUCK FUCK GAMES FRIDAY

HMCS(FMF) ret

Butt buddies with Rick “THE DICK” Bucklew? A pair of badger felchers made in heaven!

A Proud Infidel®™

YGBFSM, I couldn’t make up shit like that if I tried!

sj

That’s great! He says: “I need JAG to respond to this militarily for violations of the uniform code of conduct unbecoming of a soldier.
LT Daniel Wall USMC”

How the hell could Jonn be charged for that since he is retired??? How does a JAG respond militarily?

See he’s doubling down on claiming to be a LT.

Ex-PH2

Yeah, see the UCCC replaces the UDMJ in the year 2198, and that replaces the current stuff in the year 2093. The Big Mahoffs in Charge make the changes about every 100 years or so.

Bobo

What happened with ole Bucky’s legal actions? I seem to recall them ending abruptly.

68W58

So “did not cometh”.

Cometh interuptous?

RM3(SS)

LOL! He was RIGHT there, but he’s so high speed low drag he can shift dimensions. Matrix man!
Bucklew is bucking for a 4some with the DRG.

Bobo

That 12 hours was all that Bucky could afford. Now he’s got to save up for another year to get the next 12 done. At this rate, he’ll have died from old age before they get to opening arguments.

Hondo

Hmm. I kinda wondered if someone might be convincing dipstickus giganticus here to play games. Seems like that just could be the case after all.

OWB

Plausible. From any of several potential individuals singly or in concert with others.

Mick

Good point, Hondo.

Possible troll(s).

ChipNASA

AND I’d adding ” dipstickus giganticus” to the list
YAYYYYYYYY!!!
We are so on a roll just with this thread!!

Hondo

De nada, amigo. Enjoy. (smile)

Keepin' It Real

Dan Wall – The brown acid is bad.

PTBH

1stLt Wall, can you clear this up for me?

How did you participate in the US invasion of Grenada (25 Oct 1983) while you were still trapped under the rubble of the Beirut barracks bombing (23 Oct 1983)?

HMCS(FMF) ret

He’s the master of time shifting, remote viewing and alien anal probing!

A Proud Infidel®™

I can’t wait to see what that living obscenity will come up with next!

Ex-PH2

He hijacked the Tardis from the Doctor.

HMCS(FMF) ret

He ATE the Tardis, Ex-PH2…

Ex-PH2

Ate it with cinnabon frosting, no doubt.

Instinct

You beat me to it.

Ex-PH2

Careful there, fellas.

HE KNOWS NIBIRU.

I don’t think he’s met NIBURU yet, though. Or Sedna. But I’ll bet his COSMIC clearance doesn’t let him get access to Station Chthulhu or the Pluton Orbiter.

But I can tell you (shhhh!) that the USF Marines are definitely trying to find this guy because his COSMIC Clearance is being revoked as I type this!!!!

Oh, sorry, gotta go! Someone’s at the door.

Ex-PH2

Update: He may not know Zarathustra, either.

Sandman

I did some research and found out that a COSMIC clearance is needed to become a citizen, because the only good bug is a dead bug!

Would you like to know more?

Ex-PH2

Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bug hunt?

Graybeard

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HMCS(FMF) ret

He knows the Area 51 caller…

Ex-PH2

Well, looks like it’s a bug hunt, after all. Another glorious day in the Corps.

OWB

Why do these clowns always demand that we share their delusions?

First, they cannot demand anything of us. Only folks who contribute to the mortgage get to make any demands of us. Unless we actually are currently serving military, something this clown most assuredly is not.

Second, it is highly recommended by multiple sources that each of us keep our delusions private. Sharing them publicly is just not a wise decision. Objecting to folks laughing when you share those delusions in spite of it being a stupid idea to do so simply proves your inability to be rational.

Third, refer to the first point. Nobody has the right to expect the rest of us to share in your delusions much less to pay for your silly behaviors. Or in this case, the food bill.

OWB

***BREAKING***
Friday 3/10/2017 WOT will trigger Variation 1 Mark 17, Change 6 for all dingus trolls of categories Z, A8, BB, P12, and 004. All other dingus trolls may disregard.

Vegan GMO’s will resume normal operation. Vegitarian GMO’s remain in stand-down category 7/a(12) until further notice.

That is all.

Over

SFC D

Goddammit. Can’t find my decoder ring.

Daniel J Wall

If you need a decoder ring your in the wrong field.

MrBill

Acknowledged. Over.

Daniel J Wall

funny

Brown Neck Gaitor

Hey,

Do they cut Honorable Discharge Certs on Sundays? Asking for a friend.

Explore
Sunday 24 August 1986
It was Sunday, under the sign of Virgo. The US president was Ronald Reagan (Republican). In that special week of August people in US were listening to Papa Don’t Preach by Madonna. In UK The Lady In Red by Chris De Burgh was in the top 5 hits. Manhunter, directed by Michael Mann, was one of the most viewed movies released in 1986 while Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy was one of the best selling books.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Only on Uranus and Ceti Alpha Five….

Daniel J Wall

Actually some our tours were in deep space checking out planets for colonization. Why do you think NASA is talking about Earth like planets.

Ex-PH2

Oh, no, Senior Chief! He done gone and done it! I’m going to have to get GySGT Rzezckowski after this waddling, warbling behemoth. Between the Pluton Orbiter fiasco and the weapons stolen from Saldan3e Plant #3, there’s enough evidence to throw his walrus ass in the brig but good, for at least 30 days.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Jeebus, Daniel sure is hitting the DRG cocktails pretty hard today

HMCS(FMF) ret

That’s between servings of teh cockmeat sammich

Daniel J Wall

I don’t drink, I am allergic to alcohol.

Silentium Est Aureum

You also seem to be allergic to facts and reality.

ex-OS2

“I don’t drink, I am allergic to alcohol.”

Bullshit. The change you make sucking cock on your back deck isn’t enough to afford booze.

Bobo

You must also be allergic to vegetables and chicken breasts, you fat piece of crap.

OWB

COSMIC clearance. Is that where you are cleared to look through a government owned telescope? In his case it might only apply to looking through the big end of the telescope.

Daniel J Wall

Now I got to be part of the Secret Space Program that I why I have COSMIC clearance. Oh by the way they were really cool ships too. Anyway Since I am a scientist I had a lot of work to do on the Moon Base and on Mars. Do your research!

The Al

My research says that you’re completely full of shit and in love with the legend you’ve created for yourself to cover up the fact that you’ve failed at pretty much everything but impersonating marine wildlife.

68W58

That would explain some of the recent changes in the tides.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Note for DANIEL J WALL, STOLEN VALOR ASS HAMSTER… back off the Plutonian Nyborg, the shit is rotting your brainstem away. Just stick with the hourly alien anal probings and the thrice daily servings of cockmeat sammiches and cream of sum yung guy soup and it’ll be ok.

BTW – the black helicopters and MIB guys will be following you for a Neptunian half year…

Daniel J Wall

Sorry I don’t use drugs but he one prescribed by my VA doctor.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Dude, stop eating the shrooms and licking the toads from your back yard.

ex-OS2

“Sorry I don’t use drugs but he one prescribed by my VA doctor.”

Bullshit Fat Danny, you guzzle polyethylene glycol by the gallon.

Kilo

It’s always entertaining when posers show up to defend and deflect.

Dude, put down your crack pipe and scroll through some of the other loonies that have come on here….you’ll learn quickly (or won’t seemingly) that it doesn’t end well.

You do know that cyber bullying isn’t a federal crime right? Or a felony…but you know what is typically? FRAUD.

That’s where you misrepresent yourself as something you’re not in order to gain financially.

Think long and hard before you get your commissary stolen in the yard.

IDC SARC

It is entertaining…but really, what else does he have to do besides troll here, just sit and wait quietly for his mitral valve to finally fail under the inevitable pathophysiologic progression? The law of Laplace is an unforgiving bitch.

He’d be better off with a morphine bolus; titrate to room temperature.

Eden

OMG, IDC SARC, too funny, esp that last line.

Ex-PH2

Finally got here. I will share the memo with you. From: Warrenton, M.C., COL, USFMC BN1/FMF – BNMEDFAC/ Kempten GDR/Terra (S3) To: Rickertt, E.M., SSGT, USFMC BN2/S*R – USFS Nashville CDN256I VAX21 Date: 10 MAR 2017 Re: Wall, Daniel – PT109, Wd1A Good morning. Thank you for drawing our attention to the continuing claims by Mr. Wall. He has been warned that if he wants to end his stay in our facility, he will have to give up his claims of alien contact, as these claims clearly imply that he is either harboring a Snake infiltrator or wishes he could do so. As you know, harboring an infiltrator of any kind, including the Tosharre species, can result in permanent isolation in a remote facility with no visitors allowed. He may be facing this unless he drops his claims. Apparently, Mr. Wall does not fully comprehend the consequences of his claims. I have discussed his aberrant behavior with Dr. Easton and Dr. Wheelwright, and both of them agree that he is attempting to present himself as a full-blown bull goose loony, possibly to avoid having to do some of the more menial tasks required of people who want to claim service, but who refuse to follow orders. There is always plenty of lawn to be mown around here at Kempten. As it is, his insistence that he has a COSMIC clearance level is incorrect. The highest level of clearance he was afforded was CONF, and he made too many errors to be considered for anything more important than emptying wastebaskets. It’s unfortunate that he got loose in the general population. There are enough real issues with incoming refugees from outlying systems without his having to stick his oar into the mess. I appreciate your taking the time to inform my office of his whereabouts, as well. There you go. It’s official. Wall’s COSMIC clearance is mostly in his head along with some of the inert gases that result in consumption of too much doonel soupe. Oh, how did I get my hands on this? SSgt Emmy Rickertt is a friend of… Read more »

ex-OS2

Case closed.

Perry Gaskill

Whatever. This keeps going around and around, and fails to answer the most important question:

Is it true that Wall and Kim Dotcom were separated at birth?