Thank you to loyal TAH reader Dan Bernath
Sure, we’ve said bad things about Dan, but no denying that he turned the other cheek, and then gave me a shit load of money.
Here’s me in a hot dog costume with my new jeep.
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He also paid off all my student loans, gave a charitable gift to my church (to be used to fund a special needs school in Nicaragua) set up a school account for my daughter (to be, June, 2015) and paid some bills. And he appears to want to donate a bunch more, judging by the defamatory comments he left about me all over the internet last night.
Anyway, thanks Dan. Appreciate you helping out the lowest paid lawyer in America. (Or, so he says anyway.) Couldn’t have done all this without you.
Category: Politics
Something is missing. Oh, you should have Relish at the moment.
I’m tempted to hit the Red Button on you. Reason: bad pun! (actually a good one!)
You report him, I report you.
Don’t be such a weenie…
I was going to post “And the Weiner is…” but I understand there are more buns in the oven.
Of course he could have Brat Wurst news.
I seldom gloat, but when I do…. 😉
That is the wurst pun I’ve seen today.
I guess his joke didn’t cut the mustard.
I slaw what you did there….
Damn it, now I need to ketchup on the doings of our favorite never-was-a-CPO
If you guys don’t knock it off you’re going to start getting a chili reception around here.
I don’t think that anyone’s trying to start a beef around here. Just making observations. 😀
You know, this whole thread just doesn’t seem kosher to me.
The jokes around here are so cheesy my buns are hurting…
To be frank, that could have been better.
Yup, making cheesy jokes around here is a piece of cake.
Let’s not get bratty.
And here I thought HE was the only one on a roll…
If he was German
he’d be one Sauerkraut today…
I think we’ve kicked this dog enough
No Bun intended
That dog won’t hunt.
He looks to be in a right pickle, he does!
All you folks commenting here think you’re so wise….sausage.
What a bunch of cheesy comments!
I frequently report myself.
Video of Dave in Action… 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
˙ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʇsod ı ǝɹoɟǝq ʞuıɥʇ ɹǝʌǝu ı ‘sɯǝǝs ʇı ʇɐɥʍ ʇou s,ʇı
So many bad puns peppered in the comments.
Where’d he get the money? Did he convert his Radio Shack Battery of the Month card?
I love the hot dog suit!
And, NO I don’t have any idea what that means!
Good on you TSO!
I will report on my gift and purchases shortly!
OUT!
Dog suit ? Furies ? Something you want to us, TSO? Yeah, I went there, impossible not to. Joe
I think he already did tell us, Joe. About 3 years ago.
(smile)
Holy Crap… BahahHahahaha! ! ! ! !
Yipes. The last image I see before I hit the hay is THAT. I owe you Hondo.
Glad to help out, amigo. (smile)
The hot dog costume represents what Daniel Bernath will be subsisting on for the foreseeable future. It won’t be beef, nor turkey dogs. His menu will consist of “hot dog like meat”. Also, the costume means that Bernath can bite him.
BTW, did all of the money come from his insurance company, or Daniel “Crash” Bernath need to scrounge up some money?
I wonder if any others defamed by Daniel A. Bernath have received anything yet? I hope so, and I say enjoy it TSO, I hope it begins to heal the heartburn he’s given you, and ditto for the others!
Awesome post (as always). This has to crank Dan’s tractor and just hours before his next court appearance.
And he appears to want to donate a bunch more, judging by the defamatory comments he left about me all over the internet last night.
Well, you might be the lowest paid lawyer in America, but, given that he still can’t keep his mouth shut and will be a little bust this afternoon trying to keep from being disbarred, Lawn Dart Danny is by far the stupidest lawyer in America.
Can I make a donation suggestion for the next tub load of money that he sends you?
Gee whiz, what a nice guy! What? no onion on the hot dog? Oh well…
Can Dan pay for my Jeep repair, since he’s in a giving mood?
Nothing like the sweet gift of charity as a karmic, and legal, form of justice.
Jeeps are loads of fun my friend…especially here in New England with the lovely scenic mud trails all over Western Mass as you know.
Your suit reminds of the old “red hots” hot dogs. These days I’m more of a grilled kielbasa dog with chili and onions guy…but an old school red hot is still quite enjoyable!
Jeeps ARE a load of fun to drive, I have a thing for the old “Flat Fender” models like the 1947 CJ2A I’m restoring.
He paid off your student loans? Sign me up to get defamed!
It’s not that much fun, trust me. It’s cost me a number of job opportunities and gave my wife’s former stalker our home address and phone number thanks to websites that Mr. Bernath created on me.
I’m glad you mustard the courage to show yourself in the most awesome TAH costume ever.
And still running his suck? Ron White was right after all. He has the right to remain silent, he just doesn’t have the ability.
Dan Not-A-CPO Bernath can be called a lot of things (lazy, stupid, ignorant, clueless, lier, fake, low-life, full of shit) and even some not so nice things, but by golly, he’s not a quitter. Get that man some sprinkles …
Now that he is facing the California Bar for his stupid BS, he may also be a Non-Lawyer along with being a Non-Honorary CPO.
Legal question? Will Cali Bar inform the Florida Bar of their ruling ? Joe
Florida Bar says “who”,http://www.floridabar.org/names.nsf/MESearchDK?OpenForm#SRB
Doesn’t really matter that much. The Florida Bar does not have reciprocity with any other state. To be a member of the Florida Bar, you have to take the Florida Bar Exam. I dont’ see that happening.
However, if he tries, he would have to report under penalty of perjury the fact that the Oregon Bar found him not fit to practice and the California Bar would forward his entire record.
Which is why he was denied membership to the Oregon Bar. He forgot to mention his problems with the California Bar.
So where does he claim residency this week? Oregon, California? Florida? SWEADEN or Pakistan?
I’ll put $5 on Walla Walla, Washington.
Sprinkles are for winners. (GEICO commercial)
Whoops. That’s Progressive Insurance, not GEICO.
And coffee is for closers!
Silentium Est Aureum…Thank you. “PUT THAT COFFEE…DOWN! Coffee…is for closers.”
Anyone notice that the bun suit comes with a cup? “DO NOT BITE HERE.”
I wouldnt spend the Bernath contributions just yet… If it cost a nickel to shit he would have to Puke .. But thats just my guess ..
Nice weiner suit, Love the Jeep.. Jeep Wave all around !!
His insurance company cut me a check for over $50k. I paid cash, so they can’t get it back now.
Is his insurance company going to back him for another round? That’s some pretty nasty and racist stuff he posted.
Nope, they tapped out on Bernath. Perhaps he has new insurance to cover what comes next.
I’m sure someone will soon find out. I wonder how much he still
owes from other judgements against him?
It is not uncommon for one to transfer title to certain property in anticipation of adverse judgments. That’s not smart. It’s not smart at all. In fact, it’s really, really stupid. Just a casual observation. I have no knowledge of anyone doing this but I have read that it’s really, really stupid. Really stupid.
It’s not like old Danny Boy has ever claimed that he was MENSA, like someone *else* we all know and love
🙄
But what if a 19 year old girl goes out and purchases a light sport aircraft? Her father has the reflexes of a fighter pilot and supplies the duct tape.
And as a parting gift, what do we have for TSO, Johhny?.
Well Bob, It’s a new Carrrrrrrr!
Do Vikings carry insurance? Just wondering…
That is a Wicked Pissa Hot Dog Suit! Mustard cost you a lot! Good Job!
Maybe Bernath should work with VA Regional Counsel.
He does not care about ethics, the law nor is he any good at his trade.
Region 16 would love him.
Please don’t give him any ideas Lol…
“Here’s me in a hot dog costume..”
Thanks for the info…
Could we get him to generously donate a modest amount to cover the cost of my plumber bill?
Don’t know what it will be yet, but the blockage caused by Sir Clog de Crapper is impressive.
BTW: Nice color! My 4 last cars have been that color … DRIED BLOOD!
I’m not sure which is bringing a tear to my eye. Is it the story that good has prevailed over bad? Or is it the picture of TSO in a hot dog suit?
It’s the hot dog suit. Must be the onions.
GAS! GAS! GAS!
Did ya send him a thank you card?? Something to think about…
With a picture of some balls….
Along with the card, a memento. I was thinking a little bald toy figurine with a catheter that rocks back and forth and drools, then kicks itself in its own ass.
I like that.. nice touch.
aka the “Jesse Ventura” model
Oh, and congrats on the upcoming blessed event! (I’m referring to your daughter, not the anticipated future courtroom victories.)
I’m jealous. Wish I would have known, I would have jumped on that bandwagon over all the libelous comments he made against me, as well as posting my PII all over the internet.
Yeah Flag, from what I recall you posting here, Danny really did a number on you. It’s a crying shame that you don’t get some very generous compensation from him/his insurance co.
Give it a shot. Maybe the DRG could finance all of our retirement plans.
That suit is the bomb.
NO, HE is the bomb, starting at 2:15:
He sure is a special kind of stupid, judging from the idiocy he posted all over the place yesterday.
I may just need to get on an un-monitored computer sometime today and see if I can observe some of this idiocy for myself. I could use a laugh today…
So, not to be dense, but… am I to understand that DANIEL A. BERNATH was found to have defamed you and you were awarded damages TSO?
Technically his insurance company weighed the various factors and decided it was easier to pay out than bother to fight it. So his insurance company is the one that actually cut the check. A nice one. I wish they’d come and handed it over like the Publishers Clearinghouse peeps. I would have liked a big fake check in my hot dog outfit.
Ah, well congratulations. Instead of a giant check, though, I’d have gone with getting it delivered entirely in nickels, then filling a tub and splashing around in it like Scrooge McDuck. To each his own I suppose.
And Visconi said it was impossible. Just one more thing he was wrong about.
Ya just had to bring that name up, dint ya? Well, it least it was for something positive!
You should be able to afford to have one printed for yourself. 🙂
Had to lurk for a while due to a business trip. But I can’t help think I missed a post. So basically he lost , you all won. Any chance of an AAR/copy of the judgement on that front or is it covered by non disclosure?
No judgment, as it was the insurance company. I think others are proceeding to trial, but not entirely sure. I suspect others will be getting payments as well. But, he managed to pay my attorney forward, so any future postings after tomorrow will be acted on.
Congrats Lol should have gotten a FJ :)… I’ll be keeping my eyes open… Also nice hotdog suit. lol.. Has Oscar Myer. Offed you a job yet ?????
FJ? You mean a Fake Jeep? 😉
If I only had the money. I would have 🙁 . But it’s still fun out here in my neck of the desert Lol…… 🙂
I’ve had a Jeep Wrangler, and an FJ, and I liked the FJ for the way it’s built, and the Jeep because the top comes off. Nothin’ more fun than a jeep open to the breeze! But, if you can drive a manual, get the REAL FJ if you can — the venerable FJ 40. I’ve never owned one, but I have had friends who did, and they love ’em like their children.
I wish I could Drive a Manual again there is nothing like off-roading with a stick Lol… You can feel the terrain in a stick… Oh well maybe one of these days or in my next life Lol…..
four wheeling with a stick not in a stick Lol….
The first vehicle I bought on my own was a 74 FJ40. Damn I still miss her…
My first was a 1985 Ford 150 with a cow killer guard up front inline 6 she got a through 2 years of high school and 3 years of collage before my ex wife ran a stop sign destroying her
Yeah, that’s nice.
Insurer: “I see. Well, we’ve just looked over the posted material and we’re paying as fast as we can. Thanks for calling.”
Wait…so the settlement covers any defamation that he may commit through the end of the month? So he’s scrambling to get in a few “freebies” while he’s still covered?
Essentially, yes.
Proving what a shitbag dear Daniel truly is. Anyway, congrats TSO. Keep punching!!
Disgusting, yet completely predictable behavior from this jackass.
Well, by the foolproof logic of Mr. D.A. Bernath, if you don’t see it until the 1st, then it isn’t during this calendar month.
What type of Insurance? From his law license in CA? Malpractice or something like that?
It may be his homeowners insurance policy that is footing the bill.
The whole thing is such a mess that there is no way I can even begin to understand what in the hell is going on anymore.
Other than Danny-Boi just got his ass kicked in court once again which makes me a happy trooper !!!
Way to go TSO.
I hope you relish your new stuff and the gratitude that comes with a victory in the court system.
I won one a few years ago and am sitting in the spoils of that war !!!
Ain’t it grand !!!
Daniel Bernath is still Hamilton Burger’s bytch!
As an old CO of mine once said, “There are wieners and losers in life”.
TSO = dressed up like a wiener
Bernath = LOSER
Dude ……
Your wiener is showing!
Careful TSO,
You don’t want this to happen…..
/FRANKS AND BEANS, FRANKS AND BEANS!!!!
Ouch … brings back painful memories of when I was a hippy and went …. commando all the time.
I no longer go commando … even in kilt — Ahm nae gannin regimental nae more, jimmy!
You do realize that underwear under a kilt makes it a skirt and underwear under a skirt is called panties.
Nice try Flagwaver …. but no cigar at this station: skirts and kilts are cut differently. Besides, MEN wear kilts (I’m talkin 8 yards of manly worsted wool, not these sissy “utili-kilt” thingies), wimmen-folk wear skirts.
(But I’ll remember that quip and borrow it, if you don’t mind!)
I’ve worn a kilt since 1976 (errrr, not continuously!) … and can appreciate some … ahhhh, emmmmm … sweat absorption material on hot days, and wool-scratch protection on the cold days.
Didja ever try running ewes & rams through a trough of sheep dip? After that, I wore jeans and wellies.
Just giving you a bad time, brother. I live in Oregon and am forced to wear boxer-briefs during colder days so as to not freeze the giblets off. Though, typically all I wear under my kilt are socks and boots.
Aye – but did y’ivver stumble ha’way home, pass out drunk, and wake up wi’a blue ribbon tied to ye . . . giblets? (smile)
https://youtu.be/VoeeTJFzUG0
No, but I did have a girl kilt-check me in college. She them filed a sexual harassment charge against me because she saw my junk. I asked what would happen if I had lifted a girl’s skirt to see if she was wearing panties and I was told that I would be arrested for sexual assault. After a minute of me staring at the counselor with a spocked eyebrow, she told me that it was an entirely different situation and put me on a warning.
Thass sexist!
Any girl that ‘kilt-checks’ a man needs to get up off the ground to apologize, with either a split lip or a black eye (I’m not fussy.)
First, I would never hit a woman unless she took a swing at me first. The moment a strike is thrown, you become a combatant and not a woman.
Second, she was actually kind of cute and I wouldn’t have minded giving her a test drive if she wanted it.
And when Jock looked down and spied the blue hair ribbon the twa lassies tied tae his wedding-tackle, Jock said,
“Sure, I dinna ken whaur I’ve been … but I took first place!”
rgr1480: I heard it as “Laddie, I dinna ken whaur ye been . . . but I’m glad t’see ye took first prize!” (smile)
Oregon has beautiful weather compared to Skye!
A bit off-kilter ….
(^___^)
Sing wi’ us noo:
The only problem is that even though you got money for his actions, he can truthfully claim that you never beat him in court for the money. He’ll scream that his insurance company screwed him and that he is still innocent. Need to get an honest-to-God conviction in court with punitive damages assessed if you hope to stop hearing from him.
Daniel Alan Bernath is so batshit crazy (and addicted to catheters) that even if that were to happen, he’d still keep ranting and raving. The only thing that will stop this whack job is if he gets institutionalized, or winds up at the pearly gates.
That’s alright. TSO has a new ride, no student loans, and kids in Nicaragua are better off, all thanks to Bernasty’s asshattery. Karma will bite Dan is the ass one day.
Word.
Yo, TSO, I need a loan….
and Im guessing no other insurance companies will touch him…certainly not if rgey Gogglefoo him.
The Google®™ is VERY strong with him, I doubt if anyone who Google searches his name will even THINK of doing any kind of business with him once they look at the results!
Any news on this morning’s proceedings? Did he get voted off the island?
Are you kidding? He’s more likely to be cannibalized by the indigenous population during a new form of luau.
Same question: what happened this AM?
If you happen to be flush with cash, I know of a struggling software company in Bethesda that could use $40 for a mailbox.
What kind of software are you making?
He’s alluding to another Stolen Valor dude, total oxygen thief, and all-around piece of human debris. Well-known here.
Shouldn’t this be under Feel Good Stories of the Day?
lol
Fell god story of the day hell! More like feel good story of the year, so far. LOL
When I read the first 1 and 1/2 sentence I thought you turned a Poser into a good guy…. I laughed myself silly and I swear I never once thought of you as a DICK or a WIENER
He’s letting it all hang out in that picture
WHERE? I just put my glasses on and I don’t see a thing. Oh! Your talking about the suit. I’m sure it would fit up his benefactors ass, but think twice, he just might stalk you, if he falls in ❤
Curious as to no news from the front (i.e., Calif and our fav lawyer.)
On pins and needles awaiting news from the CA Bar Association. Hope this will be the Tuesday “feel good story” of the decade!
Oh, by the way TSO that is a really NICE JEEP. I bet Dani-son wishes he had won a new Jeep too. Oh well, he won second place and received a weeks supply of used catheters.
Never a CPO, never an Honorary CPO.
Sorry, meant to say Dani-san.
Wonder what the PuRpLe cLoWn is going to make of all this?
That poor bastard thought that he’d hit the mother load when he suddenly had the backing of a world class attorney who would do the legal work against TAH (Bernath) and a money man who could both cover any incidental costs and be the man inside the beltway who could sick the power of the federal government on all of us. Too bad that short bus got conned.
Instead he got an old toothless dog and a Hot Wheel’s collector who is one step up from living in his mother’s basement.
Well deserved damages TSO. You, Jonn and a few others here have been the visible and public target for this piece of dog-shit for about 18 months.
The vast majority of us have had our identities protected by the administrators of the blog and spared from the antics of Birdbath, Palmer( of the ballsack) and other crazies.
Although their threats are idle, recieving threatening calls and bogus retraining orders and summons are things we can do without.
Yeah, TSO and some of the others have been taking fire for a while so we can maneuver on the flanks. If/when we have a TAH blow out, I propose that everyone who has been taking a beating by the DRC drinks for free.
Concur.
I’ll drink to that.
Awww, how thoughtful of Dan
I just went to the CA Bar website to see if anything has come of Lawn Dart Danny’s little event yesterday ( go to http://apps.statebarcourt.ca.gov/dockets/dockets.aspx and search under Bernath).
It looks like it was filed as two cases, 14-O-1941 and 14-O-699.
Both show the same, and I’ll let you attorneys figure out what it means:
Bernath, Daniel Alan
The case entered is associated with lead case number 14-O-699.
Case Name: Bernath, Daniel Alan Case Number: 14-O-699
Member #: 116636 Venue: LA
Status: Open Case Filed: 02/19/2015
Counsel: Pro Per Deputy Trial Counsel: Erin M. Joyce
Assigned Judge: Lucy Armendariz
Date Description Notes
03/30/2015 Document STATUS CONFERENCE ORDER
03/30/2015 Status Conference HELD,DEFAULT ENTERED
03/27/2015 Document DECLARATION OF ERIN MCKEOWN JOYCE RE SER VICE ON RESPONDENT OF NOTICE OF
02/19/2015 Document NOTICE OF DISCIPLINARY CHARGES
Held, Default Entered?
I thought that a Default was only entered if it wasn’t held. Unless, Mr. Bernath lost his shit while dealing with a female attorney and female judge and hung up.
I still can’t wait for the transcript to come out.
That’s gonna leave a mark. He doesn’t like female lawyers, so he gets a female counsel AND judge?
Sweet, delicious irony.
We will have an update in 10 days.
Tank you.
Looks like he either failed to call in, or just decided to cease all his legal operations, but won’t know until the default order comes out.
I’m sure it varies by state, but do these judgments tend to come out pretty quickly, or not?
I suspect that this is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg for Danny and his Missus concerning their “legal” activities in the PNW and other areas…
The other option is that he called in, got flustered because the two women weren’t giving him the proper respect he wanted, and hung up after a tizzy. That’s why I want to read the transcript.
OVER!
I see he says your arrest is imminent for contempt of court…complete with the flashing siren-light he stole from Drudge. But you got the Jeep anyway.
Hey TSO you need to have a catheter in the end of your hot dog for Bernaths honor. Sorry I forgot Bernath has no honor…
imho
That was full of win…. the internetz is your oyster for the say based on that comment.
There better be funds set aside for Irish Car Bombs
Past decisions on disciplinary hearings were rather lengthy and covered all transgressions point by point so I would not expect anything very quickly.
And yet I feel so sorry for you.
You get not one cent, not one drop of sustenance.
😉
/Maybe TSO will throw you a bone.
Danni-Boi better bring his checkbook.
Based on my “BT” math … he may have to sell that crappy little house in Florida to pay CA BAR COURT FEES!
Check this out!
http://www.statebarcourt.ca.gov/Portals/2/documents/Discip_Costs_%202015.pdf
According to Goggle Map the neighborhood is about $225.000 per home.
WOW……CHA—-CHING
Too soon?
https://youtu.be/RIhdfH2G5jE
How about now?
http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s306x306/e15/10963921_1548492092089176_1187282110_n.jpg
And the state of California does NOT like taking no for an answer.
Well, this is interesting. Birdbath is advertising himself as a Social Security attorney in Ft. Myers, FL.
http://www.avvo.com/attorneys/33919-fl-daniel-bernath-296615.html