2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Tournament Nominations Thread

| December 3, 2014

blue-falcon

UPDATE: Guys, you are killing me. Name. Link. Sentence or Three. That’s it. No link makes me have to go looking.
Also, make sure that the link is either THIS YEAR, or somehow the person again did something THIS YEAR.

Also, if you go to this link, you can start at the top and go down, pick someone. But again, must be in 2014 (or December of 2013).

My intent was to go through every Stolen Valor Link we had for the entire 2014.  (Actually also including December of 2013 if there were any notables.)  I made it to February, and I had over 100 names.

Clearly that isn’t going to work.  It’s just too much for one guy to do.  So I am going to option B.  You guys nominate folks, then I will cut it down to 64, and then I will seed them.  Then we can play it out and see who wins the coveted Blue Falcon for Falconry above and beyond all other asshats.

So here is how it works.  Write the name.  Put in the link.  In no more than 3 sentences, argue what he/she did that merits inclusion.

And for the love of God, read the comments first to see if that person has already been nominated.  If you agree with a previous nomination, you may “reply” to that one and add something.  In fact, I encourage you to do so, so I can judge seeding. Again, keep it short.  I just need to get a list, and then will go through it.  The intent is to start the tournament next week.

So again, nominate someone.  Here would be an example, and will be mine.

TSO nominates Gregory Charles Banks.   http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39262  Banks is the chap that went from Mason lodge to Mason lodge claiming he was a Special Forces Afghanistan veteran.  The NPRC has no record of any service.  He’s threatened legal action, and is even using his mom to defend him.

That’s it.  Name.  Url/Link.  Short bio just so I will remember who you are talking about.

Seriously, keep it short.

Now, go.  You have until Friday to get nominations in.  I suspect we will go over the 64.  I will be editing comments occasionally just to add numbers to the nomination.  This does not mean the person is in.  It is simply a mechanism to see where we are.

DO NOT LEAVE COMMENTS THAT ARE NOT NOMINATIONS.  If you do, I will likely delete it, because honestly, this thing is confusing enough already, and takes a TON of work on the back end to set up.

Editor’s Note: We’ve finished with the process. Thanks to everyone who helped out. The seeding is compete and it will be announced in the next few days.

Category: None

121 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
ArmyATC

I second. This asshat didn’t know when to quit and even used his professional practice to further his asshattery.

MSGRetired

2) I nominate Derek Church Phony Ranger and much much more… (TSO Adds: Reason self-evident)

SJ

Willie would have been my #1 at the beginning of the year but he has done something most others never do: go to ground. I’ve been in Willies grid square for the last month and even driven by the Church Mansion. No sign of Willie pretending anywhere. Haven’t spotted the trick to see if the bling is off. Maybe Willie saw the light?

E-6 type, 1 ea

I second the motion for a one William Derek Church, for no other reason than because I mailed a wanted poster to his parents, haha.

Guard Bum

I’ll go along with this fat asses nomination. He is a double faker and still rocking the lie according to his facebook page. He scrubbed some of it but still shows he was at SpecOps Challenge, has PTSD etc.

Lenoir is a nice town…too bad this POS is still breathing the air.

Hondo

3) Dennis “Cheddar-boi” Chevalier).

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39855
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=40322
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=54447
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56534

“For multiple instances of exceptional asshattery above and beyond the bounds of idiocy, of such an astounding degree as to speak for themselves – in SWEADISH.”

ArmyATC

Second. Cheesslayer has to be a number 1 seed. What hasn’t this shithead done? Pretending to be a cop, pretending to be a soldier, pretending to be a USAF officer….

jedipsycho (Certified Space Shuttle Door Gunner)

Thirded, because Hondo beat me to it. The MESNA poster boy deserves a very high seed in the tourney. I mean, what stolen valor trick hasn’t he tried yet?

Toasty Coastie

I second the nomination of the multi married cheeseslaying sparklepony.

That Guy

As the guy who did the work to confirm that Dennis was, at least for a time, in MENSA, and has been hounded by the same organization ever since in hopes that I’ll join so they can rake in those sweet sweet MENSA dues, I second this nomination. I can scarcely think of a more deserving douchebag to be in the tourney, and I would hope he is a top seed. His continued lying and profiting from the lies, including his use of the fake persona he’s crafted to sell himself as a valid FFL expert, is a travesty.

rb325th

The Rev really needs his attitude adjusted, with a really big stick.

Green Thumb

In that vain, I will nominate Kornflaghe; the shitbag that threatened Jonn over the phone.

He has the rage, stupidity and false sense of bravado to make deep run. Plus,

MrBill

Colyer may deserve a special award for the highest concentration of profanity and death threats in a limited period of time.

Stick Stickly

I’m pretty sure Bernasty will easily take this year, but I still want to see this shitbag go as far as he can.

rb325th

(TSO Notes: Nominated Above)

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39182
Willie the Wotund Wanger, who married his Bridezilla wearing one hell of a screwed up Dress Blue uniform, complete with Tan Beret, Sewn on 82d Patch, and all manner of awards he never earned. He was an AIT washout in the Guard.
His facebook profile still has photos of real soldiers doing real shit, but that he captioned as “I had so much fun and can’t wait till the next time. Bring on the next spec ops challenge.” (have to love the SSgtSniper that appears in his facebook link too…) https://www.facebook.com/Ssgtsniper?fref=browse_search#!/Ssgtsniper/photos?pnref=lhc

SJ

5) SJ nominates Mr., never a CPO, Daniel Bernath, Esquire (in his mind only). This should have been #1 but MCPO must be tied up keeping the world safe. Links (and these are but a few):
valorguardians.com/blog/?p=38816
valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39775
valorguardians.com/blog/?p=44607
valorguardians.com/blog/?p=43377
valorguardians.com/blog/?p=40313
valorguardians.com/blog/?p=55520
valorguardians.com/blog/?p=41905
valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56325
valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56296
valorguardians.com/blog/?p=55288
Etc. Etc.
We all know who Mr. Bernath is. Impossible to condense his asshattery. And no need to…Mr. Bernath is the clear Blue Falcon favorite.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Thanks!

ArmyATC

Birdbrain Bernath is definitely a number 1 seed. He of zero fuel doesn’t know when to quit. Whne I blasted him on a message board, he tried to “friend” me on Facebook so he could get my personal information and most likely attack my friends and family.

MrBill

Agreed, Bernath is Number One on my list. He’s also Number Two, in every sense of the term.

NHSparky

Seriously, this whole contest is about who comes in second, cause this douchetool wrapped it up in January and just cemented the deal as the year went on.

That Guy

Being quite sane and sober, I second this nomination, as he’s a blight to pilots, naval types, and CPOs everywhere. As well as being a cancer upon the legal system and a man of atrocious moral standing.

MustangCryppie

Oh, my, yes! The choice is clear as a bell!

rb325th

6) Chief full of Shit Terrell Anquoe http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=54074

Chief Full of Shit likes to parade and dance around wearing awards he never earned, and is an all around piece of shit. he curently has a few supporters mouthing off in the comment section via facebook… he continues to rock the lies.

ArmyATC

Second. He’s still rocking the lies.

JAGC

7) Kenneth Goldstein. http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=54830. A fake JAG! Specifically, a Coast Guard petty officer who represented himself, poorly, as a former JAG officer and a wounded combat veteran in Nassau County courtrooms… the court launched an investigation because his fake lawyering was so bad.

CB Senior

8) I have to put that esteemed Ward Connerly jr POSer. Danny the “PussBall” Storm. Still rocking the Fake and attaching himself like a tick to real Charities.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=40295

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

(NOMINATED ABOVE) MCPO NYC USN Ret. Nominates Bernath because he deserves it!

Too many links to list.

Mr Wolf

{TSO Adds: While incredibly humorous, and did get an LOL, No.} I nominate Sergeant Charles Hagel as a Blue Falcon. He has been repeatedly caught ON TAPE saying he was ‘SecDef’ when clearly he isn’t qualified. Just not possible a sergeant could attain this.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/chuck-hagel-sworn-secretary-defense-addresses-pentagon-18607994

SJ

So I guess SMA Chandler is a no go too?

Chandler & Stevens give Congress the go-ahead to slash personnel …
valorguardians.com/blog/?p=42963

OIF '06-'07-'08

9) How about a one Jarrett Otto Gimbl, the guy whose face met a baseball bat at full swing. http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=55110&cpage=1

rb325th

Dude needs to meet another bat… piece of shit fraud, milking gullible woman for every penny he can get. Funds start drying up, invent some drama and imply suicidal intent.

Kinda old ET1

Serious ass clown

Open Channel D

Can we nominate the Lemon Triad as a single entry?

That would be epic.

ChipNASA

Only if their prize would be to be the next human centipede.

(***DO NOT GOOGLE “Human Centipede”* If you’re of the faint of heart, clergy, a woman, a child,liberal tree hugger or have any other various sensibilities. ***)

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

10) George Manos is nominated because he is a fraud and soon to be BBF of MCPO!

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56578

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

His web site is: http://www.t-h-o-r.com/

Looks like a 9 year old designed it … call his office for a RFP!

Wow101

I nominate That Phony Marine Sniper. Douchenozzle of 2014! http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=43351

Wow101

Christopher David Duke!

GDContractor

11) I would like to nominate one Kirjath Toney because he tries to mask his shitbaggery behind the church and The Oddfellows, and also because he wore awards he never earned to a solemn ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery. http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=47577

Hondo adds:

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=45961
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=47577

JAGC

Phoney Toney should be a high seed for all of his shenanigans; and for having a fellow oddball draft an official letter at an Air Force base spewing nonsense about classified records and fires to validate his fakeness.

3E9

12) I nominate Daryld Gil Gilbertson.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56124
Asshat tried to defend himself weakly and disappeared immediately after losing the election.

Jonn Lilyea

He didn’t disappear after the election. He hired the Oathkeepers to pester me in emails.

3E9

Even more reason to nominate that shitbag.

Hondo

13) Frank Frankie-boi Visconti

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=41610

“For exceptional self-production of documentation relating to events and awards that never happened/did not exist, and for exceptional perseverance in using those documents in the face of being told by the BCNR that he is FOS and that the documents do not appear to be valid.”

3E9

I second the nomination. Dickhead insulted my Prius.

Hondo

14) Flemron “Phlem” Dickey

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=54113
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=54205
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=54251

“For exceptional scrambling of eggs and slinging of hash such that they led to claims of SF qualification by association, and to claims of fighting a war from 4,000 miles away.”

Ex-PH2

{TSO Adds: While it may be Blue Falconry, not Stolen Valor.} Well, I do this only because it has a direct effect on our lives and makes a mockery of science.

All the climate scientists who still insist that the world is not going through the start of another cooling cycle.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56601

Plus Al Gore, who should have his mouth sewn shut.

And this is because of the e-mail leaks during ‘climategate’ that revealed what a bunch of potty-mouthed jerks they are, fudging numbers to suck up grant money, especially that egopumping jackass Michael Mann, who invented the infamous hockey stick chart.

Hey, Mike! There is NO average on warming/cooling cycles, you stupid, desk-hugging PhD! You can’t do an average with 170,000 years at one end of your column of figures and 30,000 at the other end.

IT IS PHONY MATH, IDIOTSTICK.

Ex-PH2

TSO, technically, that’s true. I was mostly venting, but I put it in because of that report that said Australian climate people are altering their numbers to get grants and funding.

So lying and committing fraud for money, which is probably true of the CS peeps overall, is characteristic of SV.

And anyway, I couldn’t think of anyone else except that dingaling to the west of us.

ArmyATC

15) I nominate Randy Abbott. This shitweasle hits close to home, using his disability and lies of valor to scam folks. http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=54644

Green Thumb

That wheelchair was low. Also, check his thread. He commented yesterday!

Green Thumb

16) I nominate “Big Dawg” Keith Keeton. He is a serial poser as evident by being caught after he was “outed”. He hides behind scripture when questioned and blames you. Also, he has rode with Phildo in that Florida poser MC.

Need I say more?

Close call on this one because no link and started in 2013, but I found where he did it again in 2014, so I will allow it. http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39673

Green Thumb

I nominate Jerry Vroombout. Jerry is an all-around sack of shit who avoids calls concerning a false DD-214 and medals listed on said DD-214 that did not exist when he was in. Furthermore, Jerry has used his “shitbaggery” to fool his boss, Mike Newswold, into defending him. Furthermore, he is a felon.

Green Thumb

My bad, I cannot remember.

He is special, but under the radar on high impact shitbaggery.

I will withdraw the nomination.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Here is an idea. Since all of these low life’s are just a few steps up the ladder from the bottom of the bucket, why don’t we just award the top spot to the lemon triad and award everyone else second place.

Now granted ol’ Bernath and Chevalier are top seed contenders, how much farther behind are all of the mega losers trailing?

rb325th

17) For threatening to torture and kill Jonn and his family, I nominate James Cornhole Korfhage.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=54908

Kinda old ET1

I wonder what happened to this shitlord? Yeah I’ll second this.

MikeD

Second as well (and thirded even).

Green Thumb

18) http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=52710

I nominate Leonard Frank Goethals. A serial shitbag, poser and womanizer. This turd has left a trail if carnage, empty purses and broken hearts for years. Plus just look at the guy. Enough said.

RM3(SS)

I nominate Joseph Weeks the POS phoney who started his own “sons of anarchy” motorcycle club so he could better scam people.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=54864

He claimed being a Air Force PJ with a Silver Star, but is actually a former felon under investigation for (shocker) embezzling from his own “club”.

Green Thumb

Good one.

That dude is a criminal.

Green Thumb

And lets us not forget Cody Stermer.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39055

I nominate him based on his claims of being a special agent in the FBI, a potential pedophile and a career criminal.

I will leave his fast food career out of it, for now.

mr. sharkman

For falsely claiming the PH and the smarmy aw-shucks comments about it in his interview with Mr. Noyes…

For stealing Vietnam Valor, because all our Vietnam Veterans were first denied their rightful recognition of Valor and then had it stolen…

And because I am biased and really do not like him and also because the more publicity he gets the more people that will contact Mr. Noyes, who is pretty much the lone identifiable Champion when it comes to actual reporters and hunting poser scumbags…

I nominate Jim van Fleet.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=40221

RM3(SS)

Good one! I LOVED the on camera interview where he was “explaining” his “silly little wound” to his head when the reporter confronted him with the truth.

GDContractor

I am noticing a lack of nominations for our female posers and tranny posers. I feel shame.

Pam

That’s funny. I was just thinking the same thing.

GDContractor

Under-representation in the ranks = bad. More training needed. Maybe even a task force.

Ex-PH2

Well, we can’t use Tesla, because she was last year’s news, and besides, that dickless wonder in the PacNW decided she was me, so that doesn’t count.

And Tina Weebles is out of it, too. She hasn’t been heard from in a while.

Hey, if I send in a photo of me with Q, does that count?

Nicki

I nominate Aaron Colyer. Not only has that douchebag have a horrible, nanny-goat, douchepatch on his fat face, but his attempts to discredit TAH, gain money by using the “I gots Teh PTSDs” meme, and his OTH discharge make him my candidate of choice. Oh, and he’s an Occutard too, so yeah…

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=55495
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=55639

Nicki

Also, I nominate Richard Rahn, because his head looks like the head of a penis, because he played dress-up without serving, and because he’s a felon and looks like he belongs on a sex offender registry.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=55138

Sully

I second Rahn’s nomination. This one is special to me because he did his shit baggery near my home town. I’m not expecting him to win. It looks like he’s still a resident of the Kandiyohi County Minnesota jail.

Seaware41

I nominate Philip Allen Keith http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39572 . This poser uses his lies to write and sell books about real veterans. Parades ( literally) around Southampton NY speaking at schools and libraries about his embellished service and fake medals. And he has the local newspaper, the Southampton press, wrapped around his chubby fingers ( seriously, try contacting them about Phil, they will block you.)

GDContractor

I nominate Irving Rice because he is a lying sack of shit. Rice claims he was a Vietnam War POW but only held for 9 hours. Yet he also claims he received a smiley face from a stateside 5th grade class while he was held as a POW. The guy is a total shitbag seeking fame and notoriety off the backs of those who never came home. Fuck you Irving.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=44190
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=46284

Green Thumb

I nominate Yetman.

I know he is new but he has that “it” potential.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56736

GDContractor

I second. He reminds me of creepy Al Franken SNL skit or something. I hope the 10% discount he got on his XXL boxer shorts was worth it.

JAGC

Jared K. Stern, http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=55349. An ancillary member of the Paul Wickre-Phil Monkress Fun Club who boasts about his Marine Corps heroics and extensive knowledge in special ops to support his PI business, but in reality was an E-1 AWOL case… and he looks creepy.

O-4E

I nominate my favorite chew toy Nikko “Kaha” DeLozada

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=36800

For his ability to tell 118 lies in a single interview

SJ

SJ nominates Michael Schrenk. http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=55874
Phoney Marine and Fed LEO (but real Sailor). His picture is awesome. Yeah, Schrenk isn’t a contender but he deserves mention.

JAGC

My last one for the day… Cornelius Davis, http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=54135. A poor man’s Kirjath Toney who showed up at a funeral in his phony flair (an indefensible action), and was appearing in viral videos months before Yetman made it cool.

SJ

SJ nominates Amy/Joel Scott Kleyla. http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=54783.
This nomination adds a “female” to the mix to correct the earlier observation that it was all male. She/He was cited as a Swollen Valor phony SEAL. The picture with her/his friends is a keeper.

MikeD

Ok, I checked and he’s not yet nominated. I therefor nominate:

Charles Chavous

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=48212

Embellisher, phony POW, murderer. And he’s local, so I had that joy as well. See TSO, I can follow directions. 🙂

Dave Hardin

Lawton http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=38585 I humbly request a one week extension of the deadline. As the Platoon Sergeant in that unit Lawton made his claims about it is my honor to nominate him. He stood before fellow Marines and claimed he was the last one pulled from the bombing in Beirut when I know for a fact he was only ashore many months later on a working party for a few days.

MGySgtRet.

I second that nomination and request for extension. As a Beirut Vet myself and for the fact that I served with Lawton as a Drill Instructor before he became an indefensible, valor stealing turd.

Green Thumb

Do not forget about my boy, Turd Bolling!

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=46507

A known sexual harasser of women, fake SEAL and all-around-fat-ass rent-a-cop! All of which he “can neither confirm or deny”!

Green Thumb

And this turd, Nate Forwault or what ever the fuck his name is.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39324

I am unsure if he is eligible, but he is low motherfucker. Stealing a kids lemonade money based on his lies is enough for me.

Green Thumb

Last one here as well.

I am overwhelmed!

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56134

LTC Green: Fake Ranger, Fake Sapper, Fake CAB and who knows what else. Plus, he is still in service!

68Whiskey

Would it be possible to nominate SGT. Bowe Bergdahl? Not only did he impersonate a soldier from 2008-2009, the then turned around and impersonated a POW from 2009-2014. I feel like he could be a high seed…

QM1

I second this one as well.

MGySgtRet.

I likes it!!!

Nicki

I concur!

QM1

Can we nominate Stolen Valor cases from other countries? If so then I nominate Frank Gervais.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56411

It’s the metro-sexual beard. The beard alone deserves a highlight of shame in this tournament.

GDContractor

I nominate Peter Pedro Lawler and all his aka’s for being a lying shitbag Beirut Bombing survivor and for attempting to get “Black Friday” sympathy. Fuck you Lawler. Rot in hell.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39600
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=42175

AG1 Weather Eye

I nominate Michael James Fortner, 40+ years of lying to his family, friends, and church about being a “SEAL”. You can’t make stuff like that up. http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56329

Enigma4you

I nominate Ron White, fake seal.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39991

He is also an associate member of the Lemon Triad.