Weekend Open thread

| January 4, 2014

I don’t know if you need one, but here’s an open thread. MacDonald’s employee of the month, Cody Stermer is pulling a Wickre and pretending to be a Maricopa County Sheriff’s Deputy when he calls and texts us, so Maricopa County Sheriffs have been notified that there’s a phony deputy out there. His phone number is 480-299-0869 and White Pages says it’s Cody’s number.

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Yippee Skippie! I get to be the first post on the weekend open thread. I hope all of you are having a great weekend. Thanks to all of you for the great posts on all of the threads here. There are some smart people on this blog. I admire you all. Well most of you all. 😀

Old Trooper

Well, working at MickeyD’s and playing Xbox is almost like being a Sheriff’s Deputy.


Is this the first or second place ‘pulling a wickre’ has been used?

So… Cody is playing cops and whatever, is he? What a bad little boy. Amateur.


@2 You are so right. Nothing says Real High Speed Operator like a high score on your Xbox first person, shooter game. Why has he not been arrested for impersonating an officer yet? Can’t wait to hear that the Maricopa Sheriffs office showed up at Mcds to arrest him. I will have to keep an eye out on the local news there.


What a dumba$$


Google that idiots name & all you see are mugshots of him. his latest arrest was on Dec.20,2013 for probation violation.He has worn sheriff Joe’s prison pink quite a few times. http://mugshotcatalog.com/mugshot.php?id=5865272&name=Cody%20Stermer


Wonder how those pink underwear that Sheriff Joe provides will look on the good Deputy.


Just saw this on Yahoo News headlines:

“Exposing a Navy SEAL Imposter: A. J. Dicken how he was caught.”

Watch the full story on “20/20” tonight at 10 p.m. ET.

He was here after he was outed. Should be a good one!

Common Sense

Following a beautiful 60 degree day yesterday, just enjoying a day of show shoveling and cold temps, but not like you folks north and east of here (Colorado). But beware, this storm is headed your way. Something to look forward to, eh?


@9: We are hunkering down. We are supposed to get ten inches of snow. I’m not worried, I married an Alaskan (who just happens to be an arctic survival instructor).


Cody, stupidity should be painful. Apparently it’s not painful enough because you keep doing stupid shit.

And “only” got down to -10 this morning. That being said, while that’s cold, you know it sucks when that is warmer than the predicted high for Chicago come Monday.

I’d imagine PH2 will be here to regale us with tales of how Mikey the Large and In Charge VOLUNTARILY crawled under the bed covers.

2/17 Air Cav

We got a few inches of global warming in the Eastern Panhandle of West ‘By God’ Virginia. Not an issue, but it was damn cold this morning. Damn cold.

A Proud Infidel

It got down to freezing HERE, someone needs to take this cold and ship it back up North!! I’ve had to use my ice scraper TWICE THIS YEAR!!

As for the boy wonder, it looks like Bubba, Thor & Tyrone will literally straighten his ass out again!

2/17 Air Cav

The bad news is thst it is serious shrinkage weather. The good news is that is also serious high-beam weather. That’s a fair trade off.


Oh, and go Colts.


@11: I remember when stationed at Wainwright we spent two weeks where the high was -40, but it was a dry cold unlike Chicago.


Cold outside…but squeezing out a hot steamy fat pile of Giduck in here


@13, we have more than enough of that global warming UpNorth, thank you. It’s 20, the wind is blowing at 15, gusting to 25, and it’s snowing. And, the weather guessers, depending on which one we listen to, predict more, less or like amounts, with colder or the same temps.

JarHead Pat

Wait what? I thought he deployed to Fallujah as part of our advance team back to Anbar Province to start COIN Ops hahahahah,sorry.

John Robert Mallernee

Comrades in Arms:

Yesterday, Friday 03 January 2014, PHIL EVERLY passed away.

He and his brother, Don, served together in the United States Marine Corps.

Here is the URL of myself performing one of their songs, including a photograph of them in United States Marine Corps dress blue uniforms.


Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Gulfport, Mississippi 39507

John Robert Mallernee

Comrades in Arms:

Yesterday, Friday 03 January 2014, ALICIA RHETT passed away.

She was an actress in one of my favorite movies, “GONE WITH THE WIND”.

Here is the URL of myself performing the movie’s theme song, “MY OWN TRUE LOVE”, and including a photograph of the ORIGINAL movie poster.


Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Gulfport, Mississippi 39507

2/17 Air Cav

Terrorist intermediary Lynn Stewart, who was released early (very early) on Dec 31 from her 10-year sentence, is free and back home in NY, happy as a lark. We discussed it at TAH the other day. Well, Fox News is targeting the DOJ for responsibility and, in my view, Fox gets it right. It could only have happened if the warden, the BOP, and the US Attorney supported it and recommended it. Nice. Here’s the link to the video.


2/17 Air Cav

Oh, and the oogly phatphuk was welcomed as a returning hero by a throng of assholes.


Yea? Well if you are as tired of the global warming/climate change crowd as I am this segment of George Carlin’s on <a href="Global Warming should warm you up some.

Roger in Republic

2/17 Air Cav, What’s the over/under on her dying in 18 months? The guy who blew up Pan Am 103 lasted a couple of years after he was released by the Brits. He was within days of his death at the time, or so we were told. What do you want to bet that money changed hands in this latest “humanitarian release’.

2/17 Air Cav

@26. Well, she may be dead within 18 months but my money says the death certificate will read “Acute ugliness, aggravated by obesity and poor personal hygiene.”


Completely off topic (how can you be off topic in an open thread?), my humongous batch of jambalaya is now ready for tonight’s game where the Eagles will come out the victors. If I have any leftover, which is likely, I may put some in container and give it to someone undergoing financial distress. I hear that there is a guy on Wilson Lane in Bethesda that has been out if work since June.


Hey, Jonn,

I got into an extended text conversation with whoever is at that number you listed above. The party on the other end claims it is a 71 year old woman named Janice who just got this phone from Verizon a couple hours ago. I told them that if they wanted to get the number removed that they’d better contact you. That person claims to have called and left you a voice mail. Also, this person claimed to have looked up Cody’s record and says among other things that 1) he went to veteran’s court, and 2) two felonies were dismissed.

The only way that this person knows anything about Cody is if 1) they truly did come here and read about him, or 2) it’s Cody trying to pull some more bs. I never did mention Cody’s last name, so I’m more than a bit suspicious. Didn’t call this person out, on the off chance that it’s truly this “Janice” person, but my BS chip warning light is glowing pretty brightly right now.

John Robert Mallernee

Comrades in Arms:

I’ve just now figured out how to make the battery in my cell phone last longer.

When not using my cell phone, I just turn it off.

When I decide to turn it on again, any Voice Mail or Text Messages that were received while the cell phone was shut off will still appear, so I haven’t missed anything.

Of course, when shopping at Wal-Mart, or when driving my pickup truck, I leave the cell phone turned on and wear my Blue Tooth in my ear, in case there’s an emergency requiring a 911 call.

Also, I keep an extra battery in a charger, plus, I have a third battery stored away that’s still in its plastic wrapper.

But, that third battery, being brand spanking new, and therefore, never used, has to be fully charged before it can be used.

Nifty stuff, huh?

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Gulfport, Mississippi 39507

John Robert Mallernee

Here’s a photograph that will put a BIG grin on your face!


Don’t you just love it?

2/17 Air Cav

@28. Well, Andy Reid is taking care of business with KC against the Dolts. It would be something if he has to face the Eagles down the road.

2/17 Air Cav

@31. You are right, John. I did smile!


Jonn: thanks. What a dumbass.


Snowing off and on all day. The hysterical weathermen are forecasting wind chills of -40 or so. They were toddlers when the wind chill hit -80 in 1983, Christmas weekend.

My car froze. I went to my brother’s house 130 miles away, put my coat over my dog to keep her warm, pulled into the driveway, turned the car off and went into the house. The battery had frozen on the way over there.

Now, THAT was cold.


@ 32, Lilyea: Is he sending you cute little smileys n hearts in his texts? Inquiring minds want to know.


Shovel versus knife standoff… someone that could’ve benefited from John Gidduck’s shovel class, or someone that didn’t pay attention?



Yall remember the icebreaking ship that got trapped in ice in Anartic and then another icebreaker got trapped going to rescue its precious cargo of global climate change scam artists? Well, according to Russian news outlets, Australian icebreaker Aurora Astalius has possesion of said stupid climate changing voyagers and returning to its home port.

“Andrew Peacock, an Australian doctor and photographer who was rescued from the Russian ship, said his fellow passengers had been frustrated by the news Friday that their journey home had been delayed by another potential rescue operation. Some appear to be agitated by having to wait further rescue op’s, too such as this man:

“My feeling, and those of others I believe, today is one of relief at finally having a concrete plan for how and when we can return to loved ones, family and friends,” Peacock said in an email from the Aurora. The Chinese ship remained stuck several kilometers (miles) from the Russian icebreaker Akademik Shokalskiy, from which the passengers were rescued. The Russian ship has been immobile since Christmas Eve.”

Got ice? *cackle*




Deep Green Resistance is an analysis, a strategy, and the only organization of its kind.?? As an analysis, it reveals civilization as the institution that is destroying life on Earth. As a strategy, it offers a concrete plan for how to stop that destruction. As an organization, Deep Green Resistance is implementing that strategy.

The goal of DGR is to deprive the rich of their ability to steal from the poor and the powerful of their ability to destroy the planet. This is a vast undertaking but it needs to be said: it can be done. Industrial civilization can be stopped.

DGR is an aboveground organization that uses direct action in the fight to save our planet. We also argue for the necessity of an underground that can target the strategic infrastructure of industrialization. But these actions alone are never a sufficient strategy for achieving a just outcome. Any strategy aiming for a livable future must include a call to build direct democracies based on human rights and sustainable material cultures.

Which means that the different branches of a resistance movement must work in tandem: the aboveground and belowground, the militants and the nonviolent, the frontline activists and the cultural workers. We need it all.

End Snip:

Nice that the lovies feel safe enough to come clean on such things all up front, aint it?

2/17 Air Cav

Yipes! I hereby revoke and rescind my comment in 33. I was my hands of it. I repudiate it. What idiot would write such a thing! A 25 or 28 point lead is now a 3 point lead. I am sorry, KC. I really am. That is all.


Looks like Cody is missing his friends in Sheriff Joe’s county lockup… probably missing the bologna sammiches and pink prison togs.

@31 – John, can’t go wrong with a little kid and puppies!!!

2/17 Air Cav

Final: Colts 45 Chiefs 44

And it’s all my fault.


Some more detailed info on Cody, courtesy of the Maricopa County Court website


Looks like Cody will be talking to a judge on the 10th… and Ron’s Steak House may be looking for a new employee after that.

Frankly Opinionated

At 7:38, 7:40, and 7:41 PM Central on Saturday night, he huffed and he bluffed, and he just plain was too sissy to have a little phone conversation. Pure sissy, My neighbor’s cowardly little dog has more stones than Cody Stermer. It must be a struggle for him to drag himself out of bed in the morning, knowing that sooner or later he will walk past a mirror and see his pitiful self.
H’mmm, now to see if I can reach my real life friend who is a member of the MCSO Posse.
Keep us posted, Jonn


@43 – Good catch, Master Chief! It just gets better and better. That saying “When in a hole, first quit digging” applies. Some tidbits from Cody via text, both before and after he came clean about it being him (and not a 71-year-old woman named “Janice”): “Also if he is on probation that’s not a bad thing like people think.” (when he was pretending to be Janice). “I looked at the court web site and he went to veterans court so I don’t believe a word you say. It says on the court web site he went to veterans court for two felonies charges and criminal damage was dropped.” (Janice) “I didn’t say you broke laws but you still break people privacy especially texting me with something that I’m not involved with.” (Janice) “Yes I already left a voice mail” (Janice, after I suggested “she” call Jonn about “her” phone number being on the blog). “What’s an Xbox” (Janice, when I said Cody was an Xbox commando.) “Excuse sir or should I call you a ding bat I asked you to stop texting me you have the wrong person. If you don’t respect me wishes I will just call mesa police and they have this as harassment.” (Ouch! He called me a ding bat! Outrageous! Harassment! Libel! Slander! I’m crushed.) “Hey dipshit this is stermer with the AZNG how can I help you.” (I ’bout rolled on the floor laughing at that one). “Think what you want you don’t know me brother except a fake blog that was tipped by my ex gf E***** ******.” (Name redacted to protect what is probably an innocent party). “I already have and I already put a blog about John and Scotty about there felony records including burglary.” (Well now, that sure is convincing proof.) “It is to bad my charges are not major.” (In reference to his criminal record, I presume.) “For stealing a car and ramming it inside of there house is achievement unlocked.” (WTF. Some kind of code? I couldn’t tell if he was referring to himself or Jonn/Scotty, until the… Read more »


Shoveled snow this morning, then went to store to get Diet Coke. I need some cold soda, you know. Then I dozed off in front of my computer and came to later. Went out and shoveled more snow. Cleaned off car. Shoveled snow with neighbors. Cleaned off car again. Made sure dryer vent is clear. This ain’t nothing like the 2011 Groundhog Day blizzard, with snow drifting to 10ft in my yard and everyone else’s. I have pictures. I’d rather have the snow than the cold.

I fixed a pot roast last weekend, finished it off last night. Seared it heavily, put it in the crock pot with seasonings and beef broth, cooked it 6 hours on high. Fall apart tender, left it marinating in the broth in the fridge. Made gravy with a little bit of the fat from the roast and flour for the roux, then the broth from the crock pot as the liquid. Already seasoned, very beefy, very low fat. It was so good, it’s an entire separate food group all by itself.


‘they have this as harassment’ – OH. MY. GOD. Cody really has PULLED A WICKRE.

I did not think it was possible for anyone besides psulieboi the toiboiar to be that stupid, but I stand corrected! I have seen the light! I am NOW informed that there actually IS someone as braindead stupid as psulie-o the uncoolie-o!

You hear that, psulieboi? You have been dethroned, but good!

Holy cow!


@47 I like doing crock pot roasts, but I’ve never tried searing the roast before putting it in the pot. I’ll have to try that, thanks.

John Robert Mallernee

Polishing, restringing, and tuning my classical guitar, which is a MAJOR chore.

While doing that, in honor of PHIL EVERLY, I’m listening to the album, “EVERLY BROTHERS ALL TIME GREATEST HITS”.

Afterwards, I’ll have to tune up my acoustic guitar, which should be a lot easier, and only take a few minutes (I hope).

I sure am glad my brother-in-law told me about the chromatic tuner, for that sure makes tuning easier and more accurate, plus, it can be effectively used even when there’s other noise in the room (such as the Everly Brothers).

Later, in honor of Alicia Rhett, I’ll watch my DVD of “GONE WITH THE WIND”.


@46 – Wish I could help you with your LE question re Cody’s “felony 6”. I have no clue what that bedwetting douchebag is talking about.

@50 – Got a new Fender Jazz Bass for Xmas. Can’t decide whether to leave the stock roundwounds on it, or replace with flats. What do you think.

Cody: Change those damp, stinky, yellow sheets, willya? Asshat.

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