Cody Stermer; X-box commando

| December 27, 2013

Cody Stermer

Scotty’s FOIA Machine strikes again, this time with Cody Stermer, seen in his authorized uniform above. Cody claims to be a Warrant Officer in the Army, and he’s a helicopter pilot, in his mind.

To prove it, he wears some video game dog tags. Totally legit. However, the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?” And AKO agrees with them.

Cody Stermer FOIA

Scotty has been cranking out these phonies at neck-breaking speed, but I think that it’s because the log jam at NPRC after the government shutdown has been broken.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Taylee-A

Don’t even start with me oldsarge I did my part for my country. I went private military and I can tell you I have more action under my belt then all of you can even handle.

Taylee-A

The United States couldn’t even secure there borders during 9/11. So they had Italy do it for them. Don’t prove me wrong pencil neck I kbow my history about the us military.

ChipNASA

@257 Hondo,

“Micheal Marrow”, “Cody Stermer”, and “Donnie Brown”. Anyone wanna guess whether or not these “three” commenters are all originating from the same IP address?

OK so how many of you want to bet $1 that Taylee-A’s IP is the same as these 3 as well? Any takers?

/too obvious.

Hondo

Nah, ChipNASA – the tool apparently used a Verizon smartphone to make those sockpuppet comments. But other info I’d prefer not to disclose fairly conclusively confirms that it’s him.

Robot Wrangler

No Stermer you haven’t. You have made excuses, blamed others, and basically said “it ain’t me”. What I am talking about is saying yes I put a bunch of lies out there, I did claim to be a warrant, I did claim to be a pilot, ect. and I’m sorry.

You haven’t so you will keep recieving fire until you do.

ChipNASA

Taylee-A(hole)/Tay Tay FSB Dumbshit.

You have tons of military experience. Private and otherwise…on Halo 4, COD, Modern warfare, and Halo 3 and not only that, you SUCK at it Mr 34,755,001th in the world.

/You suck at trolling and sucking. That’s pretty sucky.

Cody Stermer

Hi Robert. I have said I was wrong but if it makes you feel any better I will say it again. I am Sorry I lied about myself I did make lots of claims about myself and im sorry for everyone here and the Armed Forces of the United States. I know what I done and I have to live with it for my whole life I slso lost good friends as well

HS Sophomore

Hey, could someone with administrative privileges check out the IP address that commenter at 300 is using?

Green Thumb

Stermer strikes me as a part-time rent boy.

Ericalynn

If Taytay whatever was a real person complaining about acting like high schoolers wouldn’t ge/she comment in the round ranger post over this one? I mean that one has so much more to it.the fat jokes alone make up almost 70% of all the comments haha.

DCM

what a n00b.

HS Sophomore

Hey Cody, I don’t think you’re mature enough to be a real high schooler.

Sincerely, a sophomore.

Scotty

Armed Services & Private military.. Are these terms used for couch potato basement living XBox warriors? Or is this idiot Taylee-a just a fuckin retard. I have reasons to believe it’s all of the above !

HS Sophomore

@300-“Also it sounds like Erica is trying to save herself just saying.”

Save herself from-what, exactly?

Green Thumb

Stermer is an amateur at best.

His tactics suck; his methodology is weak and his claims are unoriginal.

This assclown has the moral consistency of loose stool.

Loser, indeed.

2/17 Air Cav

@302. “Don’t even start with me oldsarge I did my part for my country. I went private military and I can tell you I have more action under my belt then all of you can even handle.”

First, you started by yourself. Second, what country are you referring to? Third, what type of “action” is it that you have more of under your belt than all of us? Fourth, are you a girl? Fifth, your writing sucks. Lastly, GFY.

Frankly Opinionated

Taytayfsb@gmail.com is a boi boi. It is Taytay’s hand that “gets a grip” on Cody’s gamebox “handle” in the wee hours.
Not only does Cody like his games, he also loves to play with sock puppets.
Puppy, you are a child, no matter your age. Must you be a douche as well? I see no sincerity in any half-assed apology that you have made so far. Seems quite true that your mother and grandmother are lax in making you know that at some point in your pathetic life, that you will have to be responsible for yourself.

Just An Old Dog

COMMENT 303 TAYLOR A
“The United States couldn’t even secure there borders during 9/11. So they had Italy do it for them. Don’t prove me wrong pencil neck I kbow my history about the us military.”

That has to be one of the stupidest comments I have ever read, then again with having the Italian Military on the border it may explain why we have millions of illegals here.

Brownwolf

I looked at Frankly Opinionated YouTube video finds on Stermer and the poser got smoked at the end of the clip. Moreover, of further critique, Stermer used an AK-47 – un-fucking-American! Used an Austrian Glock pistol which probably fires 9mm – Euro-pellets – also un-fucking-American. He also used a stupid looking knife that looks un-fucking-American.

Stermer needs to tear-up his birth certificate, renounce his American citizenship, and go somewhere else since everything about him is un-fucking-American.

Ericalynn

Well his tag name is soviet_stermer… Just sayin.

A Proud Infidel

Taylee-a, your time spent on the couch playing XBox games all night with a 3 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, a 2 pound bag of Skittles plus a jumbo bag of cheese puffs at your side DOES NOT COUNT as Military Experience in any way, shape, or form.

You lose again, ‘lil bedwetter!

OWB

Tay-tay? Sounds like a pseudonym for VNpimp.

The Lurker Formally Known as Curt

Would it be wrong to strap young Cody to a catapult and wait for somebody to yell “Pull!”?

Dumbass…

Should be a top-notch tourney this year…

teddy996

Italy secured our borders after 9/11… You are one wondrously stupid creature, Stermer.

OWB

I kinda wish that they had…

OWB

Or anyone else.

E-6 type, 1 ea

@311 – Ok, I’ll bite. Here’s two quick ones off the top of my head:

Cody Stermer sucks so bad his friends call him Dyson.

Cody Stermer sucks so bad his parents are in deliberation with Hoover for royalties.

teddy996

@328- coming next month to tent city: Cody Stermer sucks so bad, his cellmate gave him a black eye before making him try again.

Combat Historian

“The United States couldn’t even secure there borders during 9/11. So they had Italy do it for them. Don’t prove me wrong pencil neck I kbow my history about the us military.”

THAT’S why I saw a bunch of Carabinieri and Bersaglieri manning the border checkpoints at Juarez/El Paso when I was stationed down at Fort Bliss back in 2002; now it all makes sense!!! (sarc)

O-4E

What will his 14 yo adopted daughter think

O-4E

Derek Church needs a new roomie Cody

You two can play sock puppets together

MrGameandShow

Jesus Cody, do you think these guys are stupid? Do you think you can slide one over on them with multiple accounts and saying stupid things for a few laughs?

Mr. Blue

A Word of Advice to Cody, stupid little kid:

“It is cheaper to not do stupid shit than to pay a lawyer to explain the stupid shit you did”.

Advice you will very likely disregard, much to our amusement and the financial benefit of the Legal profession.

streetsweeper

Sorta makes me wonder if this thread is gonna go past 400 tonight, too. Yo, Stermer! You are the one that told Lilyea you were a law enforcement officer, specifically investigating sex crimes. And so, what agency do or did you claim to work for, asshole? Everybody else here read and understood the question or they would have pointed it out to me. You’d be real surprised by the number of real deal law enforcement that do visit this humble little outpost…

streetsweeper

Come on, Stermer. Play stupid games, you’re gonna win stupid prizes. We here to assist you in that endeavor. Honest…

NHSparky

Oh dear baby Jesus on a cement bicycle.

You really DON’T know when to quit, do ya Stermer?

Green Thumb

APL Intern, indeed.

Just An Old Dog

The Kid tag is not correct for this shitbag either. Hes 23 Years old. Many, if not most of us were already NCOs on our second enlistment by that age.

Mr. Blue

#339- that’s the really sad thing. He’s 23, yet can’ stop lying like some immature little child.

Pathetic.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Cody the idiot could have taken care of all of his legal crap, minus the restitution of $14,200 for the car if he had been an adult and done the right thing. But, being the younger version of Paulie NoNutz (aka Paul of the Ballsack), and thinking that he’s “pulled a fast one”, it looks like the judge/PO is fed up with his bullshit, so he’s looking at another hearing on February 27th.

I hope Jonn or one of the other mods have forwarded all of the texts, posts and any other info to Sheriff Joe or the DA there. Cody obviously misses the “friends” he made in March 2009 (when he spent 30 days in the Maricopa Marriott) and is eagerly waiting to see them all again.

3/17 air cav

@300…….. I’m sure everyone on this site is going to lose all kinds of sleep because you don’t support the troops. Sadly, we as veterans and current members of the armed forces don’t get to pick who we protect. Meaning uninformed assholes like you.

To the point,go fuck yourself!

Frankly Opinionated

RE #300:
I just sent the following e-mail to the one used by “Taylee-A”:

“Someone using your e-mail address commented at “This Ain’t Hell” blog.
If that was not you, please disregard. If that was you, saying
“This is why I no longer support the armed services anymore. They don’t fight for anything except oil. I can’t believe you all call yourself soldiers. Soldiers don’t pick on civilians and kids on that matter. I think everyone on this site should go die including Stermer. This unbelievable I though soldiers are adults but to me you all sound like kids in high school. Also it sounds like Erica is trying to save herself just saying.”
How about you just take a hike. Perhaps up north of Peach Springs AZ, on the Havasupai Reservation, go as far North as the road runs, get out of your Prius, and continue to walk North until you no longer feel the earth under your feet.
As for my thoughts on who this is, (as well as most others at TAH), it is you, Cody Stermer, the 23 year old delinquent who has an erectile dysfunction problem.
To pretend to be someone you are not is wrong. To pretend to be a person of the military is unforgivable.
Your acts have caused your name to be entered into the forever box at Goooooooooooogle, where prospective employers often go to check on those applying for work at any jobs higher in stature than burger flipper at the local fast food joint.
Cody Stermer is a loser par excellence.
sign me: Frankie, proud military veteran
PS: This is in reference to this post:
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39055

Marine_7002

Got a series of texts from him after he got out of his probation hearing.

“I certainly do fight back. Right now I’m free as a bird.”

I pointedly remarked that being on probation wasn’t exactly being “free as a bird.”

“The state just wants there [sic] money and nothing more from me.”

“Judge just said I will give you 45 days to see how you are doing in probation. That means paying fines and follow APD directives.”

Hmmmmmmmm nothing about catching up on restitution…will be interesting to see what the minutes of the hearing say.

“Do you see me in jail I don’t think so. Usually probation violations the defendant doesn’t get out.”

Somewhere along the way I ripped him a new one for impersonating a WO, and got a “Fine I will say it to you as well in [sic] sorry.”

I asked him whyinthehell he hadn’t tried to enlist, instead of doing all this playacting.

“I plan to enlist to tell you the truth. When I was in high school I got that felony right before I was going to go to MEPS. I still have a chance to go when my probation is complete.”

Oh boy. Told him I wasn’t familiar with what the Army would do and I wouldn’t speak for him, but said that the Marines would give him polite but very pointed NO. I told him that any recruiter doing a Google search as part of a background check would see all his lies. Asked him if he’d talked to a recruiter to find out what his chances would be, and got *crickets*

Not only is he bullshitting everyone, he’s bullshitting himself. Pathetic.

Hondo

Marine_7002: since the military is in a downsizing period these days I’m guessing Cody will get nothing but an emphatic “No” from all 4 services should he try to enlist. That’s assuming he’s truthful with the recruiter about his past run-ins with the law, of course.

However, I’m guessing he’s not BSing himself about wanting to enlist, but is instead simply spinning more yarns. His other statements to you tell me that.

He knows from his own past experience that probationers in violation very often have their probation reinstated. He’s been in violation previously himself per the court minutes of his previous appearances – and has had his own probation reinstated. Yet he says above that is “rare” – when he knows that to be false.

In short: if this guy told me it was daylight outside, I’d look out the window to be sure – even if my watch said it was 11:00AM.

NHSparky

Hondo–if I was still in recruiting, I’d be 1–surprised if he could pass the “practice” ASVAB we gave in the office, let alone the real thing, 2–given that I know he’d hem and haw if I pulled out a PRC request form for him to sign, he’s obviously hiding a LOT more than he’s willing to admit, 3–any kid with a “Soviet_Stermer” handle isn’t exactly someone to whom I’d be comfortable handing a security clearance, and, well, you get the idea.

Green Thumb

For what its worth, I called the maggot up, again, and he apologized for his claims.

Will he continue doing it? I do not know.

But he did apologize over the phone.

Marine_7002

@345 Hondo: right on target. I did tell him that the Army was cutting brigades – BRIGADES – and the Marines were whacking infantry battalions and support personnel, and could now be more choosy about who they take in. Just didn’t wanna speak for the Army, but I too can’t believe that any of the services would be interested. He oughta continue with his Mickey D career, since he obviously passed THEIR tests at LEAST once.

@347 GT – I would hope at some time he would give a sincere and complete apology, to include listing ALL of his bullshit claims about service. But I don’t think he’s capable of it. At the same time he was giving an apology to me in text and here, he was posting that nonsensical garbage as Taylee-A.

He’s a nut case. Not much doubt that he’ll continue his run-ins with the law and become a frequent guest at the Graybar Hotel.

NHSparky

@348–even if he could pass a PRC (he can’t) and the ASVAB (doubtful) and clear the medical decks at MEPS, the only way make it TO boot is if he was a “kiss and ship” because more time than that and he’d attrite.

Then again, I was one of those recruiters who would be ashamed to have foisted someone like that on his Company Commander and the Navy in general. I might have even kicked my own ass for putting someone like that in.

Hack.Stone

NHSparky, when were you on Recruiting Duty? I was doing it late 1980’s, and the practice ASVAB was the same one that I saw when I spoke to the Recruiter in 1980. That would be the one that had the reading comprehension segment that started out like “Mick Jagger is a man accustomed to having doors opened for him…..” I guess whoever came up with that thought that the kids would really relate, since they mentioned Mick Jagger. Maybe today they would update with Jay Z. Or, possibly “President Obama is a man used to have Marine Security Forces hold his umbrella…..”

Marine_7002

@349 I hear ya. Just curious, do the recruiters in other services get credit for a recruit when he/she ships, or when they graduate from basic training? It was the former when I enlisted, but that changed maaaaaaany years ago.

NHSparky

Hack–I was in LA from 96-99 when I got out. Luckily I was the nuke recruiter then, only did “bag” recruiting for a few months when I first got there.

But even then, some of the shit I saw from both recruiters and prospects makes me shake my head to this day.