Remember this dirtbag? (Ryan Brashears)

| December 17, 2012

Ryan Brashears in Marine uniform 1

When last we saw Ryan Brashears, he was stealing from folks while claiming to be a WWP solicitor.

Officers contacted the solicitor, identified as Ryan L. Brashears, 18, in the area after the caller to police provided a description.

Police determined Brashears was not affiliated with the Wounded Warriors Project and had been claiming to be a wounded U.S. Marine and combat veteran, Chambers said.

Now, that was back in June. Since then, he had another arrest

Offender Name: RYAN LEIGH BRASHEARS
Arrested On: 09/04/2012
Alias1: RYAN BRASHEARS
Alias2: RYAN L BRASHEARS
Booking ID: 1256420
Charge:
•0163.275 COERCION / COERCION
•0163.160 ASSAULT 4 / ASSAULT 4TH DEG – 1
•0163.187 STRANGULATION M / STRANGULATION – 1
•0166.065 HARASSMENT BM / HARASSMENT – 1

So, what to do after you’ve been arrested?* I know, fake an enlistment! Notice the date of the arrest, and this facebook update from his page:

*Check that, looks like he faked his enlistment BEFORE his arrest.

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But, keeping track of all this stuff is tough, and, we all know that the Marines and Army Airborne are the same thing, so his job posting on his facebook page makes total sense.

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So, here’s his Facebook page if you want to have fun.

[Deleted one portion that appears not to be germane.] I wonder where Ryan is now? No posting since he enlisted in the US Army Rangers Marine Corps. I guess that Ft Paris Benning Island is some tough shit.

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Anonymous

I remember having taken it, but I don’t remember the process itself. This was in ’87. I remember more about taking the D-Lab.

Nik

Sorry. 101 was me.

Ex-PH2

oah, youse guys are so meeenn! casting asparagus on sum baldick, hoe deer youse

Oh, boy. I just couldn’t go any further with it. Makes my brain fart sequins and wine bubbles.

TSO

Nik- The D-Lab was the worst test I ever took, including the bar exam. I left that thing unable to speak even English. I did really well on it, but damn was I at a loss on how.

Virtual Insanity

I think “Victim” and “Extremely Disgusted” is a double sock-puppet/troll. Looking at the internal structure of the posts, you see the correct utilization and spelling of some significant words, and misspelling of other insignificant words.

Looks to me like someone tweaking our noses and trying to make it look like they’re an uneducated dumbass…when they aren’t.

Nik

@104

I loved it and it’s Dr Seussian ways. Probably the most challenging thing I’d ever done at that point in my life, but it was crazy fun for me.

Virtual Insanity

TSO, I took it too. It’s all about aptitude, not knowledge.

If you can decipher the ibby-dibby language, then you have the aptitude to learn other languages. I approached it like a puzzle. Did well enough to qualify for some of the hardest languages, then realized what I’d done and spent the next several years ensuring nobody knew that.

Frankly Opinionated

Let’s Recap:
At #81 she says: “! go read the poilice report i was stalked and kidnapped and beaten for two damn days!! ”
Then at #85 it is: ” just for the record ryan did not kidnap me i went with him because i wanted too and he and i are married so have a field day with that one”,
and: “i love ryan leigh brashears thats right i love him!”
Makes me wonder if maybe there are a couple of people claiming to be her, probably both using the same computer.
At the previous post on him:
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=30411, comments #35,#36, are her brother. I checked the e-address, and it shows a name, when I mentioned the name to her in Chat, she claimed that person was her brother.
I do have photos, (from Ryan Leigh Brashears “new” page, from which I am blocked, called Ryan TheSoldier Leigh), of Brashears n her, that I felt were not pertinent to the impersonation intent of this and the former post. If she desires, I can have them posted here.
I am also wondering who put the major thumping on his face, as he showed in some of his photos from that album.

NHSparky

Jesus…this is why we can’t have nice things.

And the NFQT sucked…little did I know that was the easiest test I’d take in the nuke program. I pissed off more than a few folks in my Recruiter School class when I blew through the 100-question multiple-guess final in less than 20 minutes when we were given 3 hours to take it.

See, “victim?” Capitalization, proper spelling, syntax, and punctuation can make your stories really brighten up if you try them once in a while!

2-17 Air Cav

Oh. One more thing before I forget. If you would like to buy 30-round mags for your AR-15 online, they are readily available online. Some places are selling out for some reason(!)

Nik

Well I’m guessing that whomever was posting as Disgusting Victim won’t be back. It’s a shame, really. Translating whatever it was they were writing into English was highly amusing.

Hack Stone

Nik@111, you need the Rosetta Stone to understand what she is trying to say. Rosetta is my sister. I’ll give her your contact information. And if anyone has some part time work available, my son Rollin, is looking for something to do over Christmas break.

Nik

@112

LOL. Nicely done.

Hondo

Virtually Insanity: if they’re sock puppets, they’re using the same originating IP. I think it’s more likely they’re the same individual – one with significant problems. I could be wrong, though.

Hondo

Hack: I might have some work for the youngster. Does he gather moss? (smile)

Hack Stone

Hondo@115, no Rollin Stone gathers no moss.

Hack Stone

Me @116, a double negative, which would imply that Rollin Stone does indeed gather moss. To set the record straight, Rollin Stone gathers no moss before it’s time.

pkerr

@33-You dummy dumb dumb…We are the victims here.

if you have 3 kids and speak like a stupid little 16 year old tart you need to go and haze yourself..It was very hard to read that train wreck of a mess you graced us with. In the future I recommend you try and speak and write like a grown up if you want to talk about grown up things…

You are dismissed to go and get back on your pole.

Mitch

Quick question, does anyone know where they hold ARMY RANGER AIRBORNE SCHOOL? I mean, is it so secret that we have never heard of it? Maybe it being at Ft. Benning is a cover, and this is what has been going on at Area 51 all these years.

RandomNCO

Last I heard, it’s next to the RIP barracks.

rambojesus

This fucker needs to die.

marinewife

Now he says he’s a Marine in Oceanside

marinewife

now he claims to be a Marine in Oceanside. He isnt a Marine. He was scamming people here in Medford.

https://www.facebook.com/ryan.brashears.7?fref=ts

SJ

Sure likes selfies.

OldSargeUSAR

SJ: Sure he does. He’s a gay boy.

Wets his bed, too.

Green Thumb

Word.