PasDoctor Geronimo: Living the TAH Lifestyle
12 lucky ladies are invited apparently.
“It is important to note,” he continues, “I have not been intimate with a female companion since February 2, 2010, nor have I played with myself during that time.”
Therefore, he desires the company of “at least twelve (12) intelligent and beautiful women for this overnight birthday extravaganza.” He says that these women should also “feel free to invite a friend or two” to the tepee/tent-residence.
Category: Politics
Granted, the story is from February of this year, but dayum!!!
Two years? That’s some serious DSB.
“Would you like to go on a date with this guy? Of course, you’d have to ride in the back seat, ’cause his nuts’ll be riding shotgun…”
Saw it on BSS, didn’t notice the date.
I made it to “Mandy, a beauty queen from Kilgore Texas who was once married to a fella named Lonnie Lumpkin. Several year ago, I stated to Mandy “in the future, we will have a good time together.” That time has arrived.
A gorgeous lady lacking a name. Employed by the Texas Department of Criminal Justice at the Polunski Unit in Livingston Texas. Divorced approximately 1 1/2 years ago. A professional cage fighter, a fantasy I’m sure.” before totally losing it and laughing myself to tears.
Poor Cameron Diaz.
Damn TSO… even if it’s an old story you broke OPSEC.
Now everyone is gonna know what goes on at our sekrit TAH meetings at Jonns.
Okay, enough ladies for me, but what are you guys gonna do?
My favorite line…..
“Potential employment permitting my use of damning English vocabulary is now limited to senior positions within public service sectors, such as President of the United States,” he writes. “This position will permit involuntary statements such as ‘Go fuck yourself’ without fear of being arrested by abusive and/or inept subordinate public servants….”
That looked like a chupacabra in headphones. Ugh.
How about ICE’s Barr and this person get together for a long week or two?
I found the follow-up article. The good doctor did indeed try to erect a teepee/tent-structure on the yard of the Lufkin Courthouse. He was arrested for being a public nuisance. His arrest was over shadowed by the surprise appearance of Cameron Diaz, however. Ms Diaz was quoted as saying she was in town for a Doctor’s appointment.
Why doesn’t the good doctor convert to Islam, then martyr himself, that way he’ll get WAY more than 12, and all virgins to boot?
@10. That’s a typo in the Koran. It’s supposed to read, “71 angry Virginians.” They’re a bloodthirsty lot in the Old Dominion.