Jesus Angel Gomez; phony paintball SEAL

| July 28, 2012

Over six months ago, Triple Deuce sent us an email about this guy Jesus Angel Gomez down in Florida who has a Paintball team called the Tactical Assault Group (TAG) and I’ll let Triple Deuce tell what he’s heard about the dude;

Occasionally on the weekends I go out and shoot some people up with paintball guns, it’s a stress reliever. There’s this young guy that occasionally comes up from Miami to play with our group (I’m in Orlando) and he starts telling us these stories about his team captain who’s a Navy SEAL, etc.

Anywho, most of these stories are the same. They make outrageous claims, etc. I was wondering if maybe you guys could check him out. He claims to have served 10+ years in the SEALS “but due to an injury now only plays paintball” and is the captain of a Miami based paintball team called T.A.G. (Tactical Assault Group). He’s ripping off IP from another company in the paintball industry and selling it as his invention, I’ve also notified them as well so they’re at least aware. Something is setting off my BS meter like crazy with this guy. From his claims, to his wearing of woodland MARPAT with Navy tape full color flag and Army Special Forces longtab, to his facebook profile photos of the Trident and MOH. The guy screams poser and I’d love to see him exposed if he’s not legit.

So, I checked the dude out with POW Network and CPT Bailey. CPT Bailey says “Jonn, this guy is phony as snake’s milk.” Mary says that he has absolutely no military service. You’ll notice in the picture above, there’s a Special Forces tab peaking out from behind all of that garbage he’s wearing.

See that blue and yellow patch he’s wearing? Here it is in another photo;

Looks like it says Naval Special Warfare to me. His Facebook profile says he’s retired from the Navy, but there are no records of him.

Category: Phony soldiers

Comments (140)

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  1. NHSparky says:

    Yeah, we’re insulting him because he’s insulting not just the SEAL community but everyone who ever served.

    Sorry, no quarter.

  2. Green Thumb says:

    Ghost – Become one.

    Get lost.

    Tell Gomez (your lover) he is a turd.

  3. ghost says:

    Maybe he is a turd maybe he isn’t. .. my point is… you can insult him all you want but try to monitor yourself when you tall about his wife and his team, they have nothing to do with this but you still tend to offend them. I’m pretty sure everyone can agree with me on that. Greenthumb go get a life, find a wife and raise some fqmily of your own instead of criticizing people through the web. Thats just shameful.

  4. Green Thumb says:


  5. NHSparky says:

    Well, if people stopped acting like turds they wouldn’t be treated like them, ghost.

  6. Anonymous says:

    NH Sparky you’re a straight up ignorant bitch, here’s a Q-tip for your clit you maggot fuck

  7. Green Thumb says:



  8. Ex-PH2 says:

    GT, why does he look like he needs to wipe under his nose in that picture up at the top?

  9. Robot Wrangler says:

    AWWW #106 got some sand in his vagina, quick we need some vagisil stat!

  10. NHSparky says:

    Anons throwing around insults. Well, there goes my day.

  11. Green Thumb says:



    Thats why.

  12. Green Thumb says:


  13. Green Thumb says:

    Angel “Gaymez” Gomez.

  14. Ex-PH2 says:

    GT: Bored?

  15. Green Thumb says:




    Long papers and dealing w/ academia. They refer to themselves as “faculty”.

    Anyway, making the grade. Beats “rank and file” bs.

    Drinking beer and calling posers.

    Stress relief.

    Still have a 4.0.

  16. Ex-PH2 says:

    4.0 Damn! Good for you.

    Finals: eeeeww!

  17. We ain't asking- stop telling says:

    GT and Ex-PH2- get a room you fucking pillow bitters.

  18. Robot Wrangler says:

    Ex-PH2 wouldnt be a pillow biter, she would be a rug muncher, get your insults right turdburgler.

  19. NHSparky says:

    @117…knock it off ya fuckin monkey raping rump ranger.

  20. Robot Wrangler says:

    Careful Sparky that anal assassian might be coming for you next.

  21. Ex-PH2 says:

    It only takes a minute out of a busy, busy day to thank Robot and Sparky for defending my dishonor, and to compliment Green Thumb on a 4.0 average.

    Drinking beer and calling posers is a legitmate sport.

    I have said before, and will say it any time, I’m proud to be in the company of the finest rogues on the planet.

    @117, you can stuff. You’re just jealous. Leave your number and GT will call you and order sandwiches and pizza.

  22. Green Thumb says:


    The term is “Two-Hole Ranger”.

    Thanks for the shout out, Ex-PH2.

    It is fun, but tiring. The lies, the ex-lovers, the jilted third parties, incomplete records, angry debtors…you name it.

    But it is fun. Just be honest; no threats and ask questions.

    Stress relief. And the threats you get are fun. Some original, some not so much.

    These guys are scum.

  23. A_Proud_Infidel says:

    That BOY Gomez looks like he has far more hair on his head than he does brains in it, I bet he could knock up a sheep or a goat as quickly and silently as “Snake Eyes” Jordan!

  24. Ex-PH2 says:

    See comment #117 – I just have one question: What the hell is a “pillow bitter”?

    I know what a pillow biter is, but a pillow bitter — well, that escapes me, but I may use it elsewhere. It conjures up images of dank dungeons, chains, leather and spiced vodka.

  25. Green Thumb says:

    The eyes of a predator on some meat…

    Hang in there, clown.

    “Turd Strong”.

    Need a win…

  26. ScottK says:

    Fuck you!

  27. Green Thumb says:

    I forgot about this meatgazer.


  28. LZ RT says:

    Any updates on this clown? Is he taking credit for the Bin Laden raid?
    What happened to the youtube video linked in post 56? I laughed my ass off everytime I watched it. It got taken down. If anyone has it please repost.

  29. Green Thumb says:


    Just look around your local school playground.

    I am sure you will see this turd.

  30. Pvt. Joker says:

    Too funny! I saw this clown last weekend at a paintball scenario game here in Hudson Florida. He was dressed up like a kid on Halloween pretending to be a soldier. He talked about his military service. I had a feeling something was not right with this guy, so I googled him and found this. I’m not surpised.

  31. Allisa says:

    Total charlatan.Makes a mockery when real vets get together and play for a good cause.

  32. Green Thumb says:

    Any updates on this meatgazer?

  33. Green Thumb says:

    The eyes of a meatgazer.

    Definitely one of my more favorite posers.

  34. LT Z says:

    Come on! Somebody must have an update on this fool’s antics.