TAH free Holiday diet session.
Just read further to find out more about our amusing diet.
In the mean time. I made a mistake of looking on Youtube for I@D. It is amazing how little people understand about medical procedural. It is even worse why people try to play doctor. This is a example of how to do it right.
Then there is this.
0:15 Sterile field? On a regular paper towel? Who are we kidding.
0:26 Sterile gloves go on.
1:06 Sterile gloves are no longer sterile by not having a assistant to open the needed items. Refereed to having pair of dirty hands.
1:10-1:18 If you are going to be the person doing the procedure then take charge. Unless they are equal or superior in medical training/knowledge then tell them to back off.
1:20-1:24 This is why a digital block is needed because you prevent additional pain to the patient and prevents the nerves from causing the jerks from the said pain. Also not to mention the fact you have a sharp object in you hand. In which you should not be doing with a needle.
1:35 Why you need a digital block.
1:40 perhaps you should clear out the room and telling the person not to look is going to do anything.
2:30-2:45 What is that, if your doing to do something then DO IT. Also see reason while you should have used a scapula.
3:33 The Iodine is not going to work unless you let it set. But then again that much iodine is not going to do anything.
3:59 Again WTF?
5:00 Yet again?
5:57 No he does not “need another one” He would be able to “handle” it if he had a digital block.
6:00 You are just using words from the ER episode that you watched last night, just stop talking.
But here is another example wit the title “ObamaCare in Vermont – Infected Thumb” Again stresses the need for a digital block. Oh and before you pat yourself on the back before doing this hack job. That it is what happens if something goes wrong.
If you are still reading this looking for the diet advice, I recommend re-reading/watching the above. If that does no work I would recommend looking up the related videos. If that does not help you lose/keep off the weight you ether have a iron gut or in the medical field.
So Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good diet.
Category: General Whackos
oh thank you for giving me an early Christmas present. It’s been months and months since I’ve seen blood guts and gore, and I’m going through a sadness withdrawal. And a MRSA abscess too? that is so sweet of you 😛
actually the digital block on the first one seems to be only a partial, they only did one injection, and they should usually wait 5 mins. You actually did 4 injections and one of the partial reasoning for injecting Lidocane/Marcane at all 4 corners (around the bone) it also occludes the distal blood flow to the fingers so that it does not bleed. (DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT USE LIDOCANE WITH EPINEPHRINE IN ANY DISTAL APPENDAGES!!! you will close off the blood vessels and they might lose their “nose, toes and hose [dick]”)
The second video. . . more slack jawed fagotry than I can shake a stick at. If this woman has any type of license should be yanked! what you see is beyond unprofessional. makes me offended.
I’ll stick to first aid and leave the stitching and other things up to the two of you, Doc and Spork. Deal? LOL! Merry Christmas, guys!
That reminds me, I’m hungry. Gotta go fix my country ham, grits, eggs, biscuits.
Merry Christmas to all …
With lots of catsup, bbq sauce, Tobasco or anything else suitably red.
Looks a lot like blue cheese and buffalo sauce mixed together.
Reminds me–gotta pull the dip out of the oven.
Doc
I would have given four shots, but that is just me. Also with the time wait, there was a time overlay that I missed the first time.
well if you go right next to the bone form the top you can get the 4 injections, without having to puncture the skin 4 times. little trick I learned at Darnall
Spork–I guess you better put me in the iron stomach category. We bubbleheads can be pretty sick bastards if and when the need arises.
At about 3:15 or so, one of the bystanders says “Your finger is going to feel so much better tomorrow”. Yeah… of course it will, because that’s when he’ll go to the ER and get this done right.
I love the sterile gloves. With everything else she was doing wrong she might as well wore playtex kitchen gloves and spit on his finger to prep the site.
The question is… Is lancing an abscess really a sterile procedure? I don’t think it is.