Sensei Albert John aka Dick Munch

That’s Sensei Albert John in the above picture. The folks at POW Network sent us a link to their research. I think that picture is supposed to be him on a secret mission…but, I don’t know what the threat would be in a cornfield unless them damn woodchucks are chucking his wood again.

Look at all of those damn medals, would ya. Yeah, I spend a lot of my time painted up in camouflage and admiring my finery with an authentic “grader’s stick”.

Oh, he sent a letter to POW Network claiming that the first picture was a Halloween costume, that he wasn’t claiming to be an SF Ranger. Yeh, huh. Like in this narrative someone snagged from the internet;

Hi, I’m Sensei Albert John.

I teach from the privacy of my own home. I’m a self defense consultant whom until recently only catered to private martial art schools, the military and law enforcement. I’ve decided to teach my much sought after skills to civilians as well. If your serious about training then I’m the right instructor for you. Your current physical fitness level, age or previous training will not be a burden with this program. You will love every minute of it.

I’m a former US Army special operations soldier, a surgical technologist, internationally certified in sterile processing, hold black belts and/or high degrees in over half a dozen different martial arts to include but not limited to Ninjitsu, Jeet Kune Do, Muay Thai, Krav Maga and Lotar….

So what was he in the military? Well, he started out to be an infantryman, but after a couple of months, that proved to be a little difficult, he became an awards clerk;

He claims he’s being railroaded by a bunch of cliquish Rangers at LinkedIn that he tried to join. As an excuse for trying to join he claimed the Ward Reilly Syndrome – he was in some unit which called themselves “Rangers” so he is one, too.

He also claims he scored “expert” with the Claymore mine – that’s hard to do, too, seein’s how the thing is imprinted with the phrase “Front Towards Enemy”. He alo claims he was awarded the EIB, but there’s none in his records;

Gee, I wonder how an awards clerk got an MSM?

Anyway, Dick Munch, has supposedly hired a high-priced Los Angeles lawyer to go after POW Network, and I decided that I want to be in the room during discovery, so here’s hopin’ that I get a letter soon, too.

Category: Phony soldiers