Good thing she is pretty
This is Japan’s equivalent of Ms Teen South Carolina a few years ago. If this chick were a fat, old, phony combat veteran blogger, she would be Gordon Duff.
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Legalize it. She’s the best argument for why that would be awesome.
Did she say “there is no rimit?”
The stupid is strong in that one.
If you think Miss Japan was good, crick on Miss China. She’s a virtual rocket surgeon. Crick. Did I say crick? Velly solly.
Miss Colombia won, in my opinion, when someone had to tell her to wear panties. Every time news broke in the panties story, TSO would send me updates.
I think Ms Columbia had a degree in landscape engineering.
Yes, but she got her masters in Brazilian.
The stupid, it burns!!
That’s a minute 28 that I’ll never get back.
THERE IS NO RIMIT!
Ah, c’mon, give her a break–she’s got limited Engrish proficiency, I mean, how would you haters do if you had to give an interview in Japanese?
Plus, I’d knock the bottom out of her.
#11 I would give the whole interview in English and act like I hadn’t done anything wrong. +1 on the bottom knocking.
She made better sense than 3/4 of the players interviewed on ESPN.
I heard that Miss Vietnam will love you long time.
Oh, GI, you beaucoup dinky dau.
Like the fist of an angry God, that’s all I’m saying.
As long as she doesn’t say anything either.
2 dolla GI. Make bang-bang.
“you numma 1 GI. Me love you long time. bang bang 10 dolla.”
“you number 2 mama-san. only 5 dollars. fuk fuk?”
“no. 10 dolla. numma 1 love you long time. suck suck no fuk fuk”
“no mamma-san. 5 dollars, fuk-fuk no suck-suck. 10 minutes”
“you numma 10 GI. me no love you”
She ain’t so bad. Perhaps English isn’t her first language? Sorry guys, I love hanging in Tokyo. hehehe
I’ve heard stories of American dudes over in Japan getting more ass than a toilet seat…always thought they were bravo sierra. Care to comment? LOL
I would have to ask, respectfully of course, of Spockgirl, if this is the best that can be found in Japan. I know titty dancers with more upstairs than that.
Claymore–best way to get in good with her old man was to bring him a bottle of Jack. Only cost me about $10 at the package store, but it would run him over $120 out in town.
That made me cringe. English is not her first language, but regardless of that fact, airhead translates to stupid in any language.
Frankly #21… never been to Japan, no desire to go… whatsoever. Besides, if I went, I would be considered a foreigner, despite my genetic makeup. In other words, to answer your question, I don’t really care.
And… if I saw one obnoxious, retarded, profanity spewing, hillbilly, beer-swilling, gun-toting, pot-bellied redneck, would that be the best that can be found in the U.S. of A.?
Figured I had better clarify… that last bit was sarcasm.
@Claymore.
Can’t speak for anyone else’s experience. But it was damn easy when I was there.
And… if I saw one obnoxious, retarded, profanity spewing, hillbilly, beer-swilling, gun-toting, pot-bellied redneck, would that be the best that can be found in the U.S. of A.?
Only if you were at the annual Redneck Games!
http://summerredneckgames.com/
Claymore:
I suppose that would be the Colonial version of the Highland Games…