Jeff “Rock” Harris in his hidey hole

| July 6, 2011

William sends us a link to the Greensboro News-Record (a reprint of the Fayetteville Observer article) which reports today what we all knew yesterday in the first two minutes of reading Jeffrey “Rock” Harris’ fantasy about his exploits as a phony Ranger;

On Tuesday, the Free Press removed the story from its website.

“It’s bogus,” Managing Editor Bryan Hanks said. “The guy is a fake. We’re certain.”

Attempts by the Observer to reach Harris for this story were unsuccessful.

Yeah, the Observer really should leave the abortion of a story up along with the pictures of Harris. Are they going door-to-door clipping the article out of the print editions? They need to leave the article on the internet so Harris’ future prospective employers can read it.

Hanks, the Free Press managing editor, said the article was removed from the newspaper’s website after its accuracy began to be questioned Tuesday morning. Hanks said the newspaper intends to publish a follow-up article on Harris but had spoken to “three solid sources,” including [Mark Bowden, author of “Black Hawk Down”], who refute Harris’ account of his military career.

The Free Press replaced the Harris article with a statement on its website that said “questions have arisen about the accuracy of information provided by the primary source” in the article.

I’m sure the police would give a bank robber a pass after interviewing his accomplices. So much for journalistic skepticism. But Harris played the role that journalists come to expect – the damaged goods guy who was influenced by his horrible experiences forced on him by the generals and politicians.

I hope someone finds him and stomps a mudhole in his ass.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Anonymous

Haha!

Old Tanker

I’d love to know who this assmunch is that vouched for him…..

James Murphy served in the Army as a Ranger with Harris and said he wouldn’t be alive if not for Harris’ heroic actions. Murphy recalled after he and another soldier were hit by a rocket-propelled grenade in Mogadishu, Harris ran to their position and carried both of them a half-mile away “not knowing if we were alive or not.” He drove them to safety in a burning vehicle and returned to continue to fight.

….after someone stomps a mudhole in his ass I’ll volunteer to walk it dry….

Southern Class

I just called the company that he works for, “Down East Protection Systems”,252.939.9500, and asked the receptionist if I could come by and get an autograph. She said he hasn’t come in yet today. I told her that I couldn’t use their company because if they sent him he might not leave my wrist watch laying on the dresser. Said that a guy that will tell lies like that will surely lie about his integrity.

Southern Class

But, she was aware of his “story”…. Hehehehehe, He can run but he can’t hide. He will wish he was in Somalia if he gets found by a couple of Rangers.

Adirondack Patriot

According the Kinston.com newspaper article:

“Harris — an executive security specialist at Down East Protection Systems in Kinston, personal trainer, self-defense instructor and a bodybuilding judge — doesn’t want credit for the bravery and valor he exhibited serving his country.”

Down East Protection Services is linked here, but I see no reference to their esteemed war hero/”executive security specialist”

http://depsnet.com/

I’ll be down at Camp LeJeune/Cherry Point for a few weeks in August. I may have to pay a visit.

Southern Class

Adirondack Patriot: Do you really think that he will still be around by August? You are a dreamer. By then he will be either totally F*#@ed up, or so scared he will be wearing stinky “Depends”. I doubt that he will last until August. LOL

Adirondack Patriot

You’re right SC. He’ll probably head to a new town somehwere and sell his soap somewhere else to a new bunch of journalistic saps.

“There I was in Libya last month. I know the government won’t admit it officially, but I was there and I know what I saw. The horror. . . the horror. . . “

NHSparky

AP–maybe he can hook up with the Chippendale SEAL on that one.

Southern Class

Hey Y’all, want some more laughs? Head on over to Facebook and put this in the searchbox:
Jeff “Rock” Harris Fan Club

JohnQ

Look at the Free Press website tomorrow…

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