Meet Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich

| June 16, 2011

UPDATE: Nicholas Androsky died on Saturday February 22, 2014.

Someone at the RTB sent me these pictures with a story about how this guy showed up for his son’s stepfather’s graduation from basic training at Fort Benning dressed like this. According to our source, the MPs escorted his monkey ass off post;



Notice that on the desk in the last picture, the nose picker even had a Green Beret to round out the ensemble. I’m surprised the MPs didn’t shoot him on sight out of fear.

“He’s coming right at us!!”

Added: His real name is Nick Androsky according to someone who found his Facebook profile . Check his photos “Routine Patrol” and the one of him jumping at 30,000 feet from the Space Shuttle, I suppose.

Second Add Sporkmaster: Just to remove any questions about the Combat Badges crossing over from Army to Air Force that the regulations do not allow it. This is on page 149.


Permanent assignment denotes non TDY status. This rule also applies to other badges or patches i.e., Army Combat Patches earned or awarded by sister service components. Upon Permanent Change of Station (PCS) to an Air Force unit the member will remove them.

Also anyone who has received the CIB, CMB, CAB, or CAR can have it converted to the new Combat Action Medal. (Which our resident POS is wearing on the top row next to the Silver Star.)

Scott sends these screenshots of his Facebook Wall before he tore it down;

ADDED 6-21-2011: The guy at “Copy All” has uncovered Androsky’s appeal for his court martial, apparently for drug use back in 2004. Thanks to Chris for the link.

ADDED July 20, 2011: We have Androsky’s actual military records, now.

Category: General Whackos, Phony soldiers

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JC911

That’s because the Air Force doesn’t hand out stripes like candy on halloween like the Army does.

Leo

NHSPARKY…the Army does to, it is called the Army Service Ribbon….

Veteran

This guy is legit…I served with him at Harpor’s Ferry under Sherman during the struggle between the States.

Eleven_Bravo

WTF is it with the baztards and wanting to use and abuse the Infantry? This moron is just up the road from my mom’s house if the info on his FB is correct. I may have to go to the piney north woods of WI to visit Mom and drop in on this sh#tbags house to show him what an Infantryman is all about. CIB with THREE awards FFS he’d have had to been involved in Grenada, Panama AND the current GWOT to have been awarded all 3 of those. The Air Force sheeit I won’t get into cause I have no idea what half of that crap is on his uniform outside of the ribbons and CIB. Senior Jumpmaster, Air Assault, more UN Ribbons than I can count shall we continue?

NHSparky

Someone ought to tell #251 that using my name to post is a naughty no-no. Not my fault that someone has to retire or die in the Air Force before anyone gets promoted.

Frankly Opinionated

////#255:
Gopherdoor@yahoo.com is his e-addy, but sure evokes some thought as to the name. “Gopherdoor” sounds like some sort of ghey thing.

JC911

Didn’t intend to use your name for post 251. Was a reply and somehow your name was left in there. Sorry about f***ing that one up. My bad.

Anonymous

I don’t know if it is more disrespectful that he put that huge stack on or didn’t bother to properly align the rows…

Army NCO

Wow…this guy makes Chuck Norris look like a b!tch…he could easily get a job at Chotchkie’s with all that flair!

Anonymous

Someone let that POS Re-produce! *&$@#& Amazing! What a Wannnabe REMF…An Insult to anyone who has ever served, either in Combat, or behind a desk! There should be an Enforceable law [some equallyy dumb-ass judge said it was OK to be a PX/BX Hero] Stolen Valor is Stolen Valor and Mutts like this shouuld be in Prison and be some “Hard Timers Old Lady…Period!

Al

@260- no, as far as we can tell he has no kids- he probably lied due to embarrassment…. would you want to admit your stepfather is 5 years younger than you?

WoodChuck

This is hilarious.

Nudie

I’ve been flying CSAR for 8 years and I still don’t have a toilet bowl on my wings…I do like the fact that he’s got two devices on his expert marksman ribbon though…He must be a super sure shot!!!

Nudie

We like to call guys like this a “NEPUT”…For those who don’t know, figure it out…

FormerHooker

Ok, the picture of the “HALO” jump, is indeed a CH-47. As was said before, the external engine pods are a dead give away, and the gear arrangement. The ‘Hook has gear on all four corners, the baby ‘Hook (CH-46) has a single nose gear and the mains are in pods. That and the Chinook is green, and the Sea Knight is grey, if we’re go with colors for the 1st CD (that’d be the first civilian division, which is led by none other than Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich here)
Oh, and hooker doesn’t mean prostitute in this context, just for those non-rotary wing types

15D AZNG

@265, where are you referencing this picture? I d like to see this…

And yes, hooker is not deragotory in this context…like he said, non aviation people. Yes, even we come up with stupid names and acronyms for things.

Anonymous

I don’t think that people like this should be locked up. Personally i don’t feel like paying for him to be locked up. I prefer that he be taken out back and get the snot kicked out of him. That should teach him a lesson of consequences of actions. Unfortunately, the people that would beat him would probably get in trouble cause that’s the way the legal system works now a days.

Derfsaint

I new it was a fake the second I noticed his boots were way too spit-shined to be in the Air Force…

Wow......Really?

I’m glad to know there is at least one person in the world dumber than me……

Dan

This makes me so happy!

Ken Lonewolf

Oh my god! Where did this clown get all of this stuff? Command Pilot Wings? White jump boots? Mixed Air Force and Army uniform? With a damned beret? He must have stopped at every Army surplus store for milles, on his way to this military installation! This is beyongd an insult to real veterans! This is sheer lunacy! Honor his son? I hope that his son never claims this fool as his father! Maybe the son will change his surname! I hope so! LOL!

It only surprises me that the military police didn’t escort this clown to the base psycho ward!

This is h weirdest military “wannabe” uniform that I have ever seen!

And as an Air Force veteran, I have seen a few of these morons! This one beats them all for idiocy!

Chris

Get this kid a PDG.

Ken Lonewolf

I cannot stop laughing! Seriously, I can’t stop laughing! Surely this moron was not serious! But if he was, he definitely needs serious psychiatric help! Maybe he can show up at a VA hospital in this strange garb? However, they may simply take him out back, shoot him, and put him out of his missery! LOL! The VA may not have enough staff on hand to “help” this guy? Did this moron not know that an enlisted man cannot earn Command Pilot Wings? And where is his Brigadier General Stars? And he isn’t wearing a Boy Scout Eagle Award! LOL! Or Boy Scout merit badges? He must not have thought of these, or he surely would have been wearing them! Does he have his submariners badge somewhere on his back? And did he forget to wear his Navy Rank, along wih all of his vast rewards? I was expecting Admiral rank insignia on at least one cuff of one sleeve! And he could have worn an Air Force hat with a lot of chickenshit on the hat bill. Maybe there wasn’t one available at the Army surplus stores that he stopped at, and he had to settle for a beret! But, hey, he could have gotten a German WW2 Nazi helmet to go with his “dashing uniform”! LOL! And did he forget his British swagger stick? Maybe he simply left it in his car? And I think that Civil War cavalry boots would have “made” this “sharp” uniform! Wonder if this guy was the only survivor the Battle of the Little Bighorn, along with all of the other battles that he has survived? He probably tried to advise Custer, but Custer din’t listen to his military expertise, and we all know what happened at this battle field! He could probably have given the military MPs a complete account of that infamous battle at the Little Bighorn, as well as at Gettysburg or at Antietam during the Civil War, prior to Little Bighorn! This guy is definitely a “survivor”! He has got “what it takes”! He probably breezed through Navy SEAL… Read more »

fm2176

I made one of the Privates on Hometown Recruiting take these pictures over to the Air Force Recruiter yesterday and he didn’t see the humor in them…

TSGT/ USAF Security Forces

This cracks me up. At least get the order of ribbons right and fix that tie. If you going to fake it at least try. Dude has More ribbons then Col. Bud Day, the most decorated U.S. service member since General Douglas MacArthur, and still living. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bud_Day
Dude needs help.

Emily

Surprised he didn’t add a sash of Boy Scout merit badges too…lol. Dang I want the full back story to this. Omg if he had actually made it to shake the hand of his sons T.I. oh that poor kid.

Victor Brunswick

Holy Cow! This doofus is a walking Army-Navy store! And do my eyes deceive me? But I think I see some WWII campaign ribbons among this fruitcake’s fruit salad.

BradleySgt

I had a uniform just like that!! Yup I sure did! I was everything! I went to every school,a dn every battle! I was Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines,and Coast Guard! Hey, hey, hey!! I was 8 and bought everything at a flea market!!

GreenBeans

Sporkmaster Says:
June 16th, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Wow. Just Wow.

He is wearing the CMB with two stars. There has only been one person that has been awarded three CMBs and he passed away years ago.

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There have been hundreds CIB 3rd Award, awarded. I served with more than one NCO who had earned it in the 60’s for action in WWII, Korea, Viet Nam, Dom Rep.

CATM Instructor

I cant stop laughing….I cant. This is just the most messed up thing i have seen in my whole career….

NHSparky

Here’s what REALLY amazes me–over the time I’ve been here and all the phonies Jonn and the rest of the gang and dragged out of the closet, this might be the FIRST time a thread has gotten to this size without SOME sort of “defense” by the perpetrator. Kyle Barwan, Obamagirl, etc., all at some point have tried to spin their shit.

Either he’s truly ashamed, or he’s dumber than a bag of fucking hammers if he thinks EVERYONE doesn’t know about the shit he’s pulled.

Sporkmaster

GreenBean.

I think the number of people who recived three Combat Infantry Badges is over three hundred. But I have only heard of one Person with three Combat Medic Badges. The highest number I have seen personally is two and that was a total of three people in the past five years active.

Jay

I wonder why he didn’t put a gold star on his halo wings??? And I have more medals than him:) LOL J/K

Jay

Audie Murphy said he was the baddest dude he knew:)
Sgt York said he taught him how to shoot:)

Hector

This guy is a piece of work! He should be given the opportunity to earn some of those badges and qualifications. Send his ass to afga. and put him as a point man in every mission that comes alone. Sorry bastard!
HPineda
SGM USA (Re.) Airborne

Dougger

The wings are actually master enlisted aircrew wings.

jonp

Shoot Hector, Point Man? This walking shitstorm can replace an entire company. The Taliban would take a look at Sgt. Slaughter and convert to Judaism.

Haukehe

And let’s not forget that this fine young gentlemen is a graduate of the U.S Army Special Forces Combat Diver School! I think I put him through pre-scuba! Sorry for the laugh, but seriously, this is an oxygen thief. I hope he gets the mental health attention that he so desperately needs (or he just dies, Darwinism ya know)

Scott

Just great! So NOW what is Obama supposed to do for a Halloween costume this year?

rtraviator

…you know what really gets me about this guy is that his tie is crooked, that really chaps my rear end!

Southern Class

@290: LOL, you must have overlooked the messed up hair. No zoomie would allow his hair to be that messed up in public. But yes, the tie is also not a good public image.

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Janice

OMG! If the pictures aren’t hilarious enough, the comments are so damn funny! What a clown!! I love the tailored ladies jacket. It allows room for his bossom.

Janice

Victor Brunswick, I can’t stop laughing at your comments.

Janice

You too Emily! This guy is Waaaaay too badass to waste time getting his Eagle Scout! He skipped right over all of that nonsense and went straight to the space shuttle!

Paul

Most seem to be reading him as some sort of scam artist. C’mon, nobody can be that rediculously flagrant in misrepresenting his service. He’s gotta be abit unhinged. Cut him some slack and allow him to get the help he obviously needs.

Cole

Anyone else notice hes wearing a womens service coat?

Military Father

I guess you can buy just about anything on Ebay. Personally I would not wear a Harley T-shirt if I did not own one. But, maybe there is some PTS involved. It is a given that both of his oars are not in the water.

Sporkmaster

Ebay, hell you can buy most anything at the PX, DSC Ribbion, CMB with two Stars, Silver Star. You name it they have it. Unless it is something that you need like a new combat badge for your unit or foreign awards.

fm2176

#299,

Just don’t look for the Army GCM at Belle Chasse JRB/NAS. They’ve got all the other Army ribbons and between four and eight hooks apiece of Marine, Navy, Air Force, and even Coast Guard Good Conduct Medals.

Also, the only place I’ve seen Infantry crossed rifles with “3”s is Fort Myer.

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