More on Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL
Late last month we wrote a bit about Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL who claimed, among other things that he’d been selected by members of SEAL Team Six while playing video games in an arcade to go directly to BUD/S training without the bothersome boot camp training. Then he was deployed to the coast of Libya, on the USS Caron from which he was launched like a murderous missile against Qaddafi and had a body count of 77 Libyans in just 102 hours of a killing frenzy. And then he was promoted to O-5.
Well, the folks at POW Network sent us his records last night. They seem quite a bit different than his Hollywood-style stories;
Nothing spectacular in his DD214 in the way of medals, other than the fact that he deployed with some damn fine units.
And, oh, look, he went to boot camp at Great Lakes Recruit Training Center. How pedestrian. I don’t see any BUD/S training, not even a stint at the Fort Benning Academy of Gravity – a pre-requisite for any special warfare training.
I know that prosecutors from Department of Veterans Affairs, Office of the Inspector General are regular readers here. According to POW Network, Cryer is receiving DVA benefits based on his wild-ass fairy tales so you guys might want to look into that.
Cryer has threatened to file lawsuits against POW Network, and I want to let Cryer know that I’m available for a piece of that action, too. Please, please, please sue me, douche nozzle.
Category: Phony soldiers
Contrary to what you might think I am not the enemy.
Cryer; bullshit. I asked you 3 times in a very civil manner and you ignored it all 3 times. Put up or shut up.
@Bulldog22- Call me (443) 497 7371 anytime. J- out
OT- Lost me.. J
Not worth the waste of a cell minute.
No, I didn’t lose you, you are ignoring, as usual. Refer to #145 and your response in #147. Do ya follow now?
@Bulldog22- That is fine, just trying to be helpful since it seemed you were being neglected by the VA. No big deal.
Um, it’s not a mute issue. It’s a moot issue.
Bulldog, what state do you live in, several, such as VA, MO, TX, and MD have their own state versions of the VA to assist in the filing of VA claims… I have worked for the Virginia one in the past, and still have some contacts if you are a state resident and want actual assistance with the filing. Ask TSO for my contact data.
So the spent dickwad who came in here threatening a lawsuit has suddenly chilled and wants to be everybody’s friend. Like I said on the phone, Cryer, you’re a sociopath and I’m going to do my best to have you locked up in a padded cell. Not at taxpayer expense, though.
Get him in touch with Steve Jordan, I hear he has a padded cell in his Mom’s basement that Cryer might enjoy
@Lucky,
I have a vet friend down here in Lousiana that will help me out. The discs were caused by the Army, but werent identified until after I left the Army. I just need to get off my ass and go deal with the system again. I dont like the system at all. The ringing in my ears, I am stuck with that for ever and ever.
Thanks alot though.
Mr. Cryer you have my sympathy. I know guys who served on boats who did develop PTSD. Jonn can be cruel, I know.
I spent a few years in the Tin Can Navy back in the ’60s. Got shot at and everything.
Tell us YOUR story in your own words, please. If we knew the particular stressor in your case it would help.
Just lay it out in simple language. We’re all vets here.
@Jonn- I tried to be civil in nature. But obviously to no avail, which is unfortunate. Like I said, my service records through the VA are public knowledge. Regarding you running your mouth, our paths will cross again, so you will have more then a opportunity to “beat me up”. You will lose young man.. Trust me. J-
Hell I think we ALL need to get together for a BBQ. I will buy the beer. anonymous is definately invited.
ALWAYS WELCOME- I have a place at the beach w/ two guest rooms in Ocean City Maryland. The KEY is making sure our Veteran Brothers and Sisters get there benefits. Period.
I was thinking we could meet down here. There is a place about 150 feet below centermass of the Mississippi River Bridge in Baton Rouge. You go first.
Bulldog, my cervical spine issues are more insurgent than Army related, but I hear ya, I hated going through the system again, but I am living proof that it works, so lets go Cav Scout, Get ‘Er Done!
THEIR benefits, Cryer. Once again demonstrating your education and intelligence fall short.
It’s fine if they get what they deserve. No more, no less. You, OTOH, seem to have no problem crying the poorass because you didn’t like being on a ship and that somehow this justifies a 100 percent disability and claiming to be a full CDR? On what fucking planet?
Yeah, I am going go get it done.
I had two of shots in my neck last year. They shut me up for a while, but it is creeping back. Sometimes with a vengence.
Did you get the SOB that caused yours?
“Anonymous”/Joseph Cryer, still doesn’t get it. He has all the comprehension of a fence post.
The only thing anyone here has against you is that you claimed to be a SEAL, which you were not. No one gives shit if you are a fagboy/stripper/Chippendale nutcase. Not a single one of us gives a rip if you are out trying your damnedest to come up with a case of AIDS, or even if you are trying to suck start a 1911.
A very simple yes or no answer to one question-
Were you ever a SEAL?
Sheesh, liberals, how in hell can one get anything through to them?
And further, why in hell would anyone here be interested in joining a lawsuit “against” POWNETWORK and/or the Shantags? We would love to be named in the lawsuit as “partner in crime” with them.
Bring it on, Sissy boi.
Bulldog–I was thinking the same thing on the Piscataqua River Bridge between Portsmouth and Kittery. It’s only about 125-135 feet, depending on the tide, but the stop and the nice fast currents oughta be enough for our boy Cryer.
Everytime I refresh the page it brings me to the top where this guys picture is. It is as bad as the one in the day of rage. It hurts my eyes.
Just another day…
Bulldog, unfortunately no, Indirect fire 🙁
The Law suit will be filed accordingly.
Indirect is an SOB.
Who did you do your time with?
Mine was Bulldog Troop 1/10 4ID. (Bulldog22/White 2)
We all better be careful. We could be reported to ATTACKWATCH
For a guy who claims, “I have studied and practiced Law for years” your spelling and use of legal terms sure fucking sucks. Law suit? What about lawsuit? One word, fuckstick.
If I need a lawyer, I’ll trust my life to Branum and Oily Taint before I ever think of calling you.
To whom it may concern,
Should Mr. Cryer file his lawsuit, and anyone here be named or served, contact me immediately. I haven’t had to see that picture all day without having the fun of doing what I do best in court. TSO and Jonn know where to find me.
Susan
Susan,
Don’t bother. I hear he puts a potato in his Speedo.
Psst–Cryer–next time, put the potato in the FRONT of the Speedo.
NHSparky,
If you are ever in Louisiana, please let me buy you a beer or ten. You have kept me laughing all day.
I’ve heard of shithouse lawyers before, but have never witnessed someone as imbecilic as ‘Anonymous’.
@182 “Psst–Cryer–next time, put the potato in the FRONT of the Speedo.” Messed the damn keyboard up! Thanks.
Jonn, if he emails you, please add me to the case as well.
Let’s hope he goes for over 75k or whatever it is so we can have a diversity case in federal court, that would be really fun. Then again, anyone believe that this assclown has enough money to secure a lawyer for a BS claim?
No, me either. But, on the off chance I am wrong, get me added.
Look out kids, it’s Navy SEAL Joe, and he’s coming right for us!
709 Gulf Stream Drive
Ocean City. MD. 21842
Um, yeah, no. Although it is for sale, and Imad was a very nice person to talk to, but I got the impression the place was not occupied. Furnished, but that was included in the price of the sale.
Try again, Joseph.
TSO, a federal court would be interesting. However, having googled Mr. Cryer and having seen the number of sites who agree that he is a fake, we may have trouble with meeting the complete diversity standard if he sues the Shantags and the other sites as well.
I am not sure who would be foolish enough to represent him. Rule 11 is a pain for posers you know. I guess having “studied and practiced Law” for years, he could represent himself. Funny, he never did say where he went to law school or whether he passed one of those pesky bar exams did he? My bet is that he is about as much a lawyer as he is a SEAL.
I’d hand this off to Larry and the Stolen Valor guys, but I’m afraid they’d never take my calls again.
Now if only Cryer would announce his candidacy for the GOP ticket somewhere in Florida.
Hmmm… TSO, were you not once a Chippendale dancer?
Maybe it’s a flawed memory or fantasy or something.
Anyway, I was thinking they might have a union? You lawyer types don’t wanna get involved in THAT.
Well, Cryer, you have once again avoided the question I posed to you several times. Why is that? I know why and everyone else who has even glanced at this thread knows; you’re a fraud.
Just to let you know, many have threatened lawsuits against Jonn and TSO, yet none of them have actually done so. Do you want to know why? Because every single one of them have come to their senses and realized that just threatening a lawsuit around here, as a way of intimidating us, works as well as trying to block Rosie O’ Donnell from the buffet line. Keep flapping your yapper about a lawsuit, you’ll notice we don’t care. Instead of talking about it; do it, I dare you, but be prepared for Jonn to return the favor, somewhat, because he wasn’t kidding about looking into your disability claim.
As for me; I’ve been threatened with getting shot, because some numbnuts tried to intimidate me into being quiet about his alleged claims, but when the time came to meet up and put up, he was a no-show. I think Sparky was threatened with a flaming gerbil….or was it Zero?
OT #193: Bubbleheads have to deal with issues, but not from me.
I’m not sure if I got threatened with the flaming gerbil either, not that I’d notice after five Westpacs. I did, however, get threatened several times by people on different boards who said they were going to call (take your pick) the FBI, the Secret Service, and the state and local police departments.
About the only one who REALLY pissed me off was someone who went to HR where I worked and claimed I was threatening them. (For the record, they were a Paulbot, which hopefully explains my disdain for them. Sorry about the broad brush, Paul supporters, but you are the company you keep.) HR looked at my posts, talked to me for about five minutes, then nicely told them to get fucked.
And Cryer, where the fuck are ya, man? We’re so close to pushing this beast over the cliff at 200 posts, and you go and pull a disappearing act on us? Is that any way for a phony SEAL to act?
Pal of mine offered this:
Well, at least he didn’t claim his records were ‘sealed.’ I have patented my special blend that results in and is registered under the name, Dr. Waterman’s Record Sealing Wax. It is specially blended to bond with any type of paper so that your records, once sealed cannot ever be read. However, in order to obtain any of this fine product, you have to go around claiming to have been a SEAL or SF Troop and insist that your records are sealed and that all you did were ‘black ops.’ What a douchebag….. Whoops, a douchebag has a useful function!
Made me smile… YMMV.
OK…you CAN pay for this kind of entertainment. Jonn..where do I send the check? Can’t find your address. What’s the matter….you don’t want the check???? I don’t understand post 102???? Click? I’m a lawyer, I know how to prick…not click. OK FOR YOU!!! NO ADDRESS, NO CZECH!
SEAL TEAM 6 Vet.
PS…Old Trooper…”You have to ask me nicely!” (A Few Good Men) 🙂
Dang… Jonn must be sleeping. He has no sense of humor, but he does try.
Jonn was silly enough to jump out of an airplane.
Cryer me a river
of sequins and bows
we’ll get to 200
and then to BUDS we won’t go
Great… we made 200, now what?
1AirCav69 #197: Just donate to SA. Jonn ain’t an exemplar.