More on Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL
Late last month we wrote a bit about Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL who claimed, among other things that he’d been selected by members of SEAL Team Six while playing video games in an arcade to go directly to BUD/S training without the bothersome boot camp training. Then he was deployed to the coast of Libya, on the USS Caron from which he was launched like a murderous missile against Qaddafi and had a body count of 77 Libyans in just 102 hours of a killing frenzy. And then he was promoted to O-5.
Well, the folks at POW Network sent us his records last night. They seem quite a bit different than his Hollywood-style stories;
Nothing spectacular in his DD214 in the way of medals, other than the fact that he deployed with some damn fine units.
And, oh, look, he went to boot camp at Great Lakes Recruit Training Center. How pedestrian. I don’t see any BUD/S training, not even a stint at the Fort Benning Academy of Gravity – a pre-requisite for any special warfare training.
I know that prosecutors from Department of Veterans Affairs, Office of the Inspector General are regular readers here. According to POW Network, Cryer is receiving DVA benefits based on his wild-ass fairy tales so you guys might want to look into that.
Cryer has threatened to file lawsuits against POW Network, and I want to let Cryer know that I’m available for a piece of that action, too. Please, please, please sue me, douche nozzle.
Category: Phony soldiers
Throw me in with that too. I’d love for this phony bastard to try to sue me too…for what? Definition of character?
And seriously? Never got past E-3 in an enlistment? C’mon, OS isn’t that tough of a rate, or wasn’t at the time. Bottom line, due was a PNA (passed not advanced) warrior, if that.
Hook me up, Jonn. I’m game, I’m in. Didn’t know he threatened POW Net…Dayum! Bring it, Cryer…..Just bring it on brother. Put my name in the game. I soooo look forward to smearing you for five miles, jackass. It sucks to be a biotch, huh? *spit*
dumb mutha fooka…..bring it on! HEHE
I was a SELE on that boat too. My code name was Agent Orange, that’s what everyone called me. I was there when MSGFC O17 Cryer received his Fuchia Heart medal.
That Chippendale SEAL outfit is just “delicious”! Not many places to stow your gear though.
If he was such a devastating engine of destruction, why is Ghaddafi, or Daffy, or whatever his name is, making Obumbler look bad? There shouldn’t be anyone left in Libya to contest O’s little foray into war there, should there?
What’s he going to sue for? Telling the truth about him?
I actually DID spend some time with The Teams.
Spear fishing on Guam with some Navy Divers and the UDTs stationed there.
I bet I’d look good in that outfit as well… Now if I could only dance.
Yeah, an OS (radar watcher). Ill take a piece of this moron too… he’s taking his chances if still in the Dam Neck area.
CTIC(SG) (ret)
Jonn, when he sues, you know where to find us. This little battle sounds like fun.
yer bad, Susan….LOL
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PIECE OF PAPER?
MY GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS JOSEPH CRYER. HE WAS MISSING AS A POW FROM THE CIVIL WAR. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO LOCATE WHERE HE IS BURIED. PLEASE CAN I GET A COPY OF THE ORIGINAL?
BY THE WAY–YOU COULD NOT TAKE THE TORTURE THAT THEY WERE GIVEN IN THIS WAR CAMP–TRUST ME–NOT PUTTING YOU DOWN, IT WAS NOT NICE CONDITIONS NOR WAS THE TORTURE THAT THEY ENDURED AT THIS CAMP!!!
YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF THEM IF YOU WANT YOU HAVE THAT FREEDOM TO DO THAT. BUT MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER LOST HER HUSBAND AND MY GRANDMOTHER GREW UP WITHOUT A FATHER AND TIMES WERE TOUGH BACK THEN.
HE WAS JUSTIFIED TO FILE!!!
Please stop yelling. I’m right here. Your great grandfather is a Chippendale dancer?
Very Immature Behavior
Cryer was at Damneck Virginia just the other day.
This dude was probably the one being whipped by Steve Jordan in his moms basement…
Post your information
Libel Slander
Those of you who want to be involved in the law suit against POW Network and Extreme SEAL Experience for defamation of character (Libel Slander) against Mr. Cryer are free to post your information on this website. You will receive a subpoena to appear in Court. Any additional comments regarding physically attacking Mr. Cryer will be handled directly by Law Enforcement and you will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law within your applicable jurisdictions.
I didn’t realize fake Chippendale SEALs got so butt-hurt. C’mon, Cryer, or whoever you are–just post your BUD/S class number and the names of five of the guys in your class. C’mon, you can do it.
Go ahead and subpoena my ass. Make sure you provide me with renumeration for lost wages, travel expenses, meals, and hotel (gotta be at least a 4-star place.)
NHSparky just post your information and you will receive your subpoena. Mr. Cryer never said he went through BUD’s training so that question is irrelevant.
#18: The line forms at the Mineral County courthouse. You’re not the first, nor will you be the last to threaten us with a lawsuit. But, first, you’ll need a lawyer…I know you don’t have one because he’d have advised you against making a fool of yourself on the internet with baseless threats.
Sparky- I do not believe that Mr. Cryer will be responsible for your travel expenses, etc. Obviously, this would be different if you were not a hostile witness. I do not know where you live but the case will be handled in the Courts within the State of Maryland.
If Cryer is claiming he’s a SEAL, then he sure as shit stinks had to go through BUD/S.
While we’re at it, Anonymous, post your information so I can send my lawyer in your direction and he can drag you into court on the charge of being a little pussy.
@John- Baseless?! You lost me on that one. What you’ll are doing is really criminal in nature. At the POW Network level how would they know whether something said is factually or not? In the case of Mr. Cryer they are totally off base.
Yeah, baseless, numbnuts…posting publicly available information on the internet isn’t illegal. It’s not slander if it’s true. Buy a dictionary since you obviously don’t know how to use the internet.
NHSparky just post your information and you will receive your subpoena. Mr. Cryer never said he went through BUD’s training so that question is irrelevant.
I believe this is the part where I tell you to eat a fat bag of dicks, you lying fuck. BUD/S class. Date of attendance. Date of graduation. At least five of your classmates’ names.
And yeah, you probably wouldn’t want me in court either.
To those who feel offended by Mr. Cryer’s actions, just post your name and address and you will be included in the Law Suit against POW Network/Extreme SEAL Experience for Libel Slander. If you do not have the courage to step forward then I would appreciate if you would basically “shut up”.
IOW, you don’t want people exposing you for the fuckstick fraud you are.
Got it.
Oh, and if you’re such a hot-shit legal beagle, you would have known that you can’t subpoena me because I don’t have standing, 2–any legal action against a poster on a website not the owner would have to go through the owner of the website (Jonn) who would then use my contact information to deliver any legal summons.
Jesus, you’d think these phony assholes would learn how to threaten effectively instead of stamping their feet and telling us to be quiet.
FOIA–learn it. Love it. Live it.
Regarding the POW Network (Chuck and Mary Shantag), I would think that the next entity to contact would be the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). How many people do they try to extort money from so that they do not slander there name on the internet? This kind of criminal activity that will not be tolerated.
Why do all the lying shit bags have to claim SF or Seals, etc.???? Where are all the lying shitbag finance specialists or mechanics? It would be a lot harder to disprove someone saying they were in the band or something like that. They all want to go straight to the top.
I dont personally know any seals, but I really doubt if any would leave the service and become chipandale fruits.
…are you still here douchebag? Go away.
I knew/know a few. And yeah, no Chippendale dancers among them. Really, Cryer–give it a rest and admit when you’ve been busted.
NHSparky- So what is your contact information? Also, you have no idea if Mr. Cryer is a (what you say) “phoney” or not? On the internet there is no vetting of military service whatsoever.
NHSparky- Busted?! Lost me on that one..
Someone calling themselves anonymous wants your contact info. FUNNY
You show me yours, I will show you mine.
Doubtful.
Bulldog22- Show an tell PUNK!!
I am very easy to find.
Joseph B. Cryer
Ocean City Maryland
Yup, the IP address, 76.111.157.19, is coming from Ocean City, Maryland
Anon in #28: Until you step forward, I guess we could say the same to you, eh?
You guys run your mouth and think you can hide behind the internet, well guess what? Wrong.
Ok, now that you have stepped forwar, I guess it’s just a little creepy that you kept referring to yourself in the 3rd person. Do you think you’re some sort of 90’s pro sports hero by doing so?
Now we can get down to brass tacks; did you attend BUD/S?
As opposed to you, hiding behind a phony CDR ID? When you left the service as an E-3? And I’d love to hear how you wrangled a 100 percent disability.
Fraud is a felony, m’boy.
I never said I went BUD’s, I volunteered in 1987 and they would not send me. The Master Chief SEAL (look at the log book) at Little Creek said that the Navy already spent to much money on me already and it was not gonna happen. I have studied and practiced Law for years so it is just normal to refer to myself as a third party. I apologize.
OT–that’s part of the whole thing–he claimed to have attended BUD/S in Virginia, not Coronado. Sans boot camp.
Sad part is, he showed up at Great Mistakes about the same time I graduated RTC and went over to NTC. Sad little fucker.
Really, studied and practiced? Funny how you’re not a member of the Bar in MD. Practicing law while not a member of the MD Bar is a misdemeanor, Cryer…tsk tsk.
@John- I just mentioned I was in Ocean City Maryland. But good for you that you have a software program that tells you where I am located. My ex-wife is from Oswego where you went to College. @NHSparky- Nobody is hiding behind a CDR ID? I have absolutely nothing to hide, trust me.
look at the log book
Which log book is that? And even after 24 years, you’d think you’d remember the name of the guy who supposedly broke it off in your ass. Funny how I can remember the important people in MY Naval career, dates, times, places, right off the top of my head, but you can’t.
Curious, indeed.
I have been civil in nature, why do you think profane comments carry weight in an intelligent conversation.
Jonn, TSO, everybody else: I just read the comments down to about number 20 or so. Now, how can he claim to be a SEAL, yet also claim to have never claimed to have gone to BUD/S? I mean, yes, I am a Civil Affairs NCO, yes, I have deployed to two shitholes, yes I went to the JFKSWCS (A) for AIT when CA/Psyop (MISO is a gay acronym), and I know the disdain for CA around here from the Infantry Bubba’s, but I mean, at least I have the graduation certificates and paperwork to back it all up right? WTF is so hard about either porving it and moving the **** on, or admitting that you can’t prove any of it-made it up, and are a worthless mouth breathing window licker?