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| October 7, 2025


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Man arrested in Woodburn on drug charges attempts to flee officers, feared deportation

Story by Isabel Funk
A 28-year-old man was arrested Oct. 1 after federal agents, Salem Police and Woodburn Police officers found drugs in his Woodburn hotel room.

Police executing a search warrant of the hotel room found several weight scales, empty plastic baggies and aluminum foil, according to court documents.

They also seized a plastic bag with a substance believed to be cocaine, two plastic bags believed to contain fentanyl and small pieces of aluminum foil believed to contain methamphetamine, according to documents.

The man was arrested and federal agents began driving him to the Yamhill County Jail, which has an agreement with the federal government to house inmates awaiting trial when the Sheridan prison is at capacity.

While on the way to the jail, the driver made a wrong turn and attempted to turn the vehicle around, according to court documents. The man, who was handcuffed, began attempting to escape the backseat of the vehicle when this happened and was able to exit, according to court documents.

The agents chased after the man, who began fighting them, kicking one in the face multiple times and attempting to bite the other, according to court documents.

Additional officers arrived, threatened to use a taser and regained custody of the man.

The man told officers he tried to escape because he thought he was being deported and that he was fighting to get away, according to court documents. The man is a legal citizen of Mexico.

Hasta la vista, bay-bee.

…to disarm the people – that was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
— George Mason

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Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal

I have a sure fire, guar-an-damn-teed, one time only needed, method to deport this illegal……
BRING UP THE TREBUCHET!!

Old tanker

There is nothing wrong with flying them back to their home country. For the ones who like to prey on kids and helpless women you can just let them walk off the plane. No chute or landing the plane needed.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Flying…..how?
In an actual aircraft, with wings, engines, tail, and rudder?
Orrrr….maybe the Pinochet Airlines (sans parachute)?
Possibly Trebuchet Turbulence?

Old tanker

If the trebuchet can get up to 10k altitude then fine. Otherwise the journey down should take a minimum of 2 minutes. They can have as hankie for a chute.

Roh-Dog

FGS?

Today, 07OCT25, at 08:52 (NYC) the DEC25 price for a gold contact closed at $4,001.30.

In real terms this means your dollars have never been worth less.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

I’ll have to look and see what silver is doing…
(signed)
“Silver Stacker”

Roh-Dog

69.5% yoy.
I’m McLovin it.
Edit: chart via APMEX

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Graybeard

The problem with investing in gold in tangible form is that of converting it back to cash.
Those willing to buy it from you want to do so at a discount.

In other news, anyone want to buy a Krugerrand?

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11B-Mailclerk
11B-Mailclerk

Trifecta!

RUSH tour is ON!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=koiX_Wspatw

Anyone stepping up to the drum kit to fill Peart’s seat is -gumption-. Hope she gets a fair chance.