Missouri man charged with stolen valor

| March 14, 2025

William Clark, self-professed hero

Mike B helped direct our attention to this fella William Clark. He stands accused of violating the Missouri Stolen Valor Act. Sounds like the VFW there takes vetting vets seriously, and alerted the authorities when Captain Mr. Clark’s documents looked fishy. They found his stolen valor to be the cherry on top of the shit sundae.

From KFVS 12;

A man accused of violating Missouri’s Stolen Valor Act was arrested in southeast Missouri.

William J. Clark, 52, was charged with forgery and violation of the act.

According to the New Madrid County Sheriff’s Office, officials at VFW Post 7183 in Lilbourn contacted them on Saturday afternoon, March 1.

The officials gave the deputies paperwork submitted by a prospective member, and told deputies they were concerned about the validity of the documents.

The prospective member was later identified as Clark.

According to investigators, his military discharge paperwork showed he had been awarded a Silver Star, Bronze Star, Purple Heart and numerous other awards.

They say they determined Clark had never served in the military in any way.

Investigators say they learned Clark has a “lengthy” criminal history and has been federally prosecuted for impersonating a federal officer.

They found Clark living in a hotel in Malden.

While serving a search warrant at his hotel room on March 11, investigators found evidence including counterfeit military certificates, medals and clothing.

They say they also found forged documents where Clark purported to be an officer with an American Legion Post in Texas; the flyers asked for donations for a local JROTC program that does not exist.

A warrant was issued for Clark’s arrest. He was taken into custody and transported to the Stoddard County Jail for holding until his court date.

“There is no group of people in our society that we owe a greater debt than our military veterans, particularly our disabled veterans,” New Madrid County Sheriff Joey Higgerson said in a news release. “Crimes like those committed by Mr. Clark only serve to erode the public trust and make it harder for our veterans to get the services they need. We hope this prosecution serves as a warning to those who would attempt to take advantage of services only afforded to veterans of the United States military.”

The sheriff said they have reason to believe Clark may have been involved in other incidents of fraud in the area.

If you’ve had contact with Clark and feel you or an organization may be a victim of fraud, you are asked to contact your local law enforcement agency.

Follow the link to see some pictures of all the stuff this fella had doctored up. He even got a Purple Heart from combat action in Afghanistan more than two years after we left the country. Hard core.

Category: Crime, Stolen Valor

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A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder who he’ll be married to in lockup this time?

KoB

May his next award be The Purple Taint…and his next picture be a featured shot in “Prison Bride Monthly”. Good on the MO VFW for catching this dirtbag.

Seems as if the lying valor thief and career criminal, William J. Clark is a prime candidate, fully deserving, for a deployment of the Vaunted TAH, As(s)teroid of Insults. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal

I second the deployment of the Vaunted, always earned, never stolen, Aye-oh-eye, As(s)teroid of Insults, upon Mr William J Clark.

ChipNASA

Ok we have a request, a SECOND,
So do we now have an official AYE, With which gives the proper permission for development and deployment of said Asteroid of Insults?!?!
I will be monitoring

SFC D

AYE! I say again, I spell, alpha, yankee, echo, send it!

ChipNASA

Thank you Sir SFC D,
Checking in after yesterday and we now have the designated representative votes.
I shall be dropping the link shortly. I might have to do it tomorrow morning on my laptop.

Hack Stone

Only one man is worthy of receiving his brown rose.

SFC D

Featured shot? He’s gonna be the money shot

11B-Mailclerk

Stolen Valor Pr0n!

Where once again, someone

Busts a Nut.

JustALurkinAround

God how I have missed SV stories…

26Limabeans

And sock puppets to back them up.

RGR 4-78

Will Chamberlain is unavailable for comment.

SFC D

All that foogas, so far past its “best if used before” date.

AW1 Rod

Damn. This guy is a Weapons Grade scumbag.

HT3

BZ to Post 7813 and the New Madrid County SO. He was the dreaded “Death from Above Cop” I’m guessing. We see phony Rangers from time-to-time, but who’d be dumb enough to fake being an MP? This shit head apparently.

Berliner

He got a purty mouth!

26Limabeans

And a nice soft head cushion.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

A dis service to people named Clark Kent and the clark candy bar.

26Limabeans

Lois was into Butterfingers….

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal

LOL!!

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Butter than nothing

SFC D

What a body! Butter face…

5JC

It’s John Clark’s brother, leader of SEAL Team Pedo Six. His ID says he is 52 but he looks like 52 years of bad choices, hard drugs and creepy conduct.

Mike B

Ironic that the phoney fat turd that took over after a bridge collapse back in 2002 was also went by Captain William J. Clark.

More irony is the ages line up, and Iowa and Missouri are neighbors…..! Mere coincidence?

Love how Soldier is spelt Solider on his Special Warfare School Certificate.

Mike
USAF Retired

Mike B

Another irony is both claim to have been MPs. The first one is a William James Clark, don’t know what the J on the latest one stands for as I can’t find it yet.

Not 100% sure but believe both have been accused of impersonating a Federal LEO.

Still digging on this guy.

Mike
USAF Retired

SFC D

The two most misspelled words in the Army are “Solider” and “Dinning Facility”. Number three is a water trailer stenciled “Portable Water”. At least #3 is still factually correct.

Mike B

I remember as an Air Force Brat at Kadena AFB, Okinawa (77-80), the base shuttle busses had the following stenciled on them “No eating or drinking on this bus by order of the Base Commander”

Well some airman decided to be funny and one bus was stenciled with “No breathing on this bus by order of the Base Commander”.

In my last unit, a word document template of the official Air Force letterhead was sent out. Well I one day I decided to change my spell check to include words done in all caps and started adding acronyms and equipment items to my dictionary. Wouldn’t you know it, for several years we had been using this letterhead and the word MEMORANDUM had been misspelled.

Mike
USAF Retired

Jimbojszz

He just looks so freaking stupid, and apparently he is as stupid as he looks.

Hack Stone

Looks like All Points Logistics will not be holding their corporate retreat in Missouri’s year.

RGR 4-78

Missouri, the “Show Me (your DD-214) State.

Hack Stone

Dat’s a good one.

Green Thumb

I wonder if Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) has spun up Lori Benton and got her ass up that way?

Army-Air Force Guy

This guy’s soon to be named supervisor of APL’s Midwestern division.

Mike B

Confirmed this is the same fucking turd that showed up after a bridge collapse and took over. Claiming to be a Green Beret.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.kfvs12.com/2025/03/15/local-vfw-members-talk-about-role-stolen-valor-case/%3foutputType=amp

Mike
USAF Retired

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5JC

I was looking at the picture and kept wondering. He has aged like a flaming bag of dog shit. Hopefully they will give him some big boy time in the pen where he can give his life choices a think.

Mike B

Meth will do that to a person. There is what looks like a bag meth or something in the first and last evidence photo in the article.

Have to wonder when he loss his leg, as he still had two in his earlier adventures.

Mike
USAF Retired

Mike B

Yeap

Mike
USAF Retired

ChipNASA

OK Folks, my apologies on being tardy but well, it’s me…I’m always “TARD”y… 😛

William, I hope you enjoy the Fame and Fortune of The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ you so richly deserve.

For those of you who have never seen this, the aforementioned and requested, by Blog member vote, The As(s)teroid of Insults®™, is a 15 page compilation of insults and the like that have been assembled over the years from this Blog and its members (myself included) and the internet.
IT. IS. extremely NSFW and very not politically correct, and I am not responsible for injuries to your ribs, stomach or Funny Bone. Enjoy the link at your own risk. 😀

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sjY9PVg9aDMHFOz68OuSX2Mw5WY7hyaXG8YGSC8-LU4/edit?usp=sharing

KoB

The Gun Bunny…weeps…as he leads the entire TAH Choir in a rousing rendition of The Hallie-Lou-Ya Chorus…followed by an…

All Hail The Vaunted TAH As(s)reroid Of Insults and The Keeper thereof…ChipNASA…

ALL HAIL!