AF Boot Not Grueling Enough

| December 11, 2024


You’ve made me very angry indeed. Now drop and give me 3.14159.

Space Force Wants Unique Boot Camp for Guardians

ORLANDO, Fla.—Space Force leaders are looking at how they can create a distinct Basic Military Training program for Guardian recruits, and eyeing new locations for the BMT enterprise.

Chief of Space Operations Gen. B. Chance Saltzman listed the idea among things he wants to accomplish in 2025 during the Spacepower Conference here this week. He also hinted at other personnel changes ahead.

“We’ve got to get the BMT right-sized and in the right location,” Saltzman said in a question and answer session. Guardians and Airmen both go through BMT at Joint Base San Antonio-Lackland, Texas. They have done so since October 2020, Saltzaman said, because BMT “requires a lot of overhead” and USSF leaders wanted to move fast to build out their ranks.

The Space Force has gradually introduced its own Space Force-specific wrinkles to BMT. The first Guardian training instructor graduated from the Military Training Instructor Course in 2021, and the following spring, the first all-Guardian class inaugurated a new space-focused curriculum.

Splitting Guardian BMT off entirely would therefore be “a natural part of the evolution,” Saltzman later told Air & Space Forces Magazine during a media roundtable. “At some point you say, ‘Well, we’ve got to train and educate our own people.’”

Just what this new Space Force BMT will look like—and where it might be based—are still to be determined.

Air and Space Forces

I’d recommend Waukegan Illinois, where aspiring Guardians can also don just about every clothing item issued to march to the chow hall in Chicago winters. They’ll have to put in a golf course though.

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26Limabeans

“and where it might be based”

I’m sure they will find the space.

SFC D

Riverside, Iowa.

Fyrfighter

Area 51?

Green Thumb

Downtown NYC.

Anonymous

Times Square oughta be fun.

MustangCryppie

In the middle of summer!

Green Thumb

Merritt Island, Florida.

MarineDad61

Green Thumb.
Bingo.
I was there, just a few weeks ago. Lots of vacant land to build out between Merritt Island and Cape Canaveral.

That said, at Lackland AFB,
with all the new replacement buildings, demolitions, and now vacant plots scattered around the base, there is no reason that Lackland can’t be a permanent BMTS location for both USAF and USSF, with separate admin and training buildings, and green bean cafa-gyma-dorms.

BINGO-1
ChipNASA

I too had a thought… hello Mr. Google

“Starfleet Academy is the collective name of Starfleet’s training facilities located in San Francisco, Earth. It was officially established in 2161, with the main grounds located in Marin County. To the southwest of the academy is the Golden Gate Bridge (rebuilt after the devastating Breen attack of 2375), whilst to the south across the strait lies Starfleet Headquarters, the Presidio, and downtown San Francisco.”

I mean, come on they’re already gonna tease the shit out of Space Force, I thought of doing this just to engender themselves with the fictional timeline…..

(Not me, the space force cadets….. or the Navy.)

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KoB

AHEM….

“KoB
 1 day ago

All this talk don’t mean nothing. We know that it will end up in SanFran @ the Old Fort Baker Location.”

Original post (with time stamp) below. Jus’ sayin

HT3

My son went through Navy Basic Training during COVID, and they spent the first 2 weeks for quarantine at Ft. McCoy near the city of Tomah, WI. Its 230 miles North of Great lakes off I-94 near Bum-Fuck-Egypt according to my boy.

Anonymous

Pretty much. Don’t eat at the Chinese place across from Taste of Chicago in Sparta. Go to the one in Tomah. Although Sparta does have a kick-ass Ramen (as in real Asian ramen, not 4/$1 ramen) restaurant. Ain’t diddley immediately near post.

Blaster

YES!!! That Ramen place is great!

Blaster

In La Crosse I recommend: (not in order)

The Freight House
Digger’s Sting
Pickerman’s Sandwich Shop

There’s one more on the River, but I can’t remember the name. River view, Water Front, something like that. It is very expensive though.

Jimbojszz

I was at Ft McCoy this summer for a new ID. And it is right next to Bum-Fuck-Egypt. Good place to send The Space Force for Training.

Blaster

He’s not wrong, but just south of there is the Wisconsin Dells and just North is La Crosse WI and that is an awesome little gem of a town. I have to go to FT McCoy a few times per year, and it’s actually one of my favorite places to go.

However, I am not a Navy recruit in quarantine! So there’s that!

Jimbojszz

Wisconsin Dells is water park heaven. They also have the finest supper club in all of Wisconsin. It’s only open in summer, “Ishnala”
Rated number one in Wisconsin. I go there at least 4 times every summer. It’s an hour from Ft McCoy.

Blaster

If you are a history buff, Baraboo is a cool town to visit too!

Commissioner Wretched

Especially if you love the circus. (The real one, not the amateur one in D.C.) Baraboo is the home of the Ringling Bros. Circus Museum. My baby sister lives in Lodi, and every time I go to visit, I make the trek around Lake Wisconsin to visit Baraboo and the Circus Museum.

Blaster

It’s also supposed to be one of the most haunted cities in The country (state?). There is a form of a man that was cut into the ground by the local Indian tribe. The city or county cut a road across it and supposedly opened a cure. I saw this story in the history channel!

USMC Steve

I been there. That is a fairly accurate description of it.

Amateur Historian

In time, the first Moon base?

SFC D

Amateur Historian

Ah, so it’s been done already. Since 1999. So, if we didn’t have a Space Force then, why do we need one now?

(Sarcasm)

Jimbojszz

3-4 month rotations to Mars🚀🚀

Eggs

What’s the per diem rate for Mars?

Amateur Historian

Knowing our government, probably not enough.

Odie

Why not Minot? Send them for training in the winter so as to get used to temperatures in space. Minot would probably be considered south Florida in the winter after that.

Skippy

Fairbanks Alaska

Amateur Historian

Recruits would just start calling that Unfairbanks….I like it.

Slow Joe

Mandatory Starship Troopers coed shower scene?

Anonymous

Or the knife one, they want to be hardcore:

MustangCryppie

Absolutely the best part of the movie! Clancy Brown was AWESOME!

Anonymous

Probably where Shinseki got his ghey beret idea from, too.

SFC D

I always thought it was because Bill Clinton wanted us all to look like Monica Lewinsky.

Anonymous

It floated his boat.
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Odie

I’d help her brush her teeth.

Commissioner Wretched

Sergeant Zim … the DI, DS, TI or CC we all wanted.

KoB

All this talk don’t mean nothing. We know that it will end up in SanFran @ the Old Fort Baker Location.

Old tanker

Well I understand there is some spare land area in the vicinity of Ft Polk. If not there then there is a whole lot of land open in the area of Furnace Creek NV.

Andy11M

Fuck it, send them all to Ft Benning ( and it will always be Ft Benning to me), that would be fun.

11B-Mailclerk

Since the default is always “Infantry”, send -everyone- to 11B OSUT, then off to learn whatever they will do.

TopGoz

Since the Marine Corps eliminated the Fourth Recruit Training Battalion (the battalion that was exclusively women), there might be some facilities readily available at Parris Island.

Eggs

But is there wifi ?

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11B-Mailclerk

May the Fourth be with them.

Sparks

This is not going to make us a more lethal fighting force.

SFC D

It’s Space Force. It’s never gonna be lethal. At least not on purpose.

Anonymous

Not unless they get some cool laser weaponry.

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11B-Mailclerk

Dropping an anvil from orbit would wreck a bunker or silo.

Scattering 100 pounds of sand in front of a missile could wreck it.

The hardest part of exoatmospheric combat is not killing things. It is doing so without making low earth orbit useless for a century, and geosynch useless for millennia.

Anonymous

Ah, paging…
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Hate_me

No greater area denial weapon in orbit than simply dumping our earthbound trash there.

Would an anvil survive re-entry?

11B-Mailclerk

Yes.

11B-Mailclerk

Check the bits of Columbia recovered, and various Soviet thudniks.

There was a proposal to orbit satellites loaded with what amount to “long rod penetrator” tank projectiles, with a guidance package, as a silo-buster. 30-50 pounds of steel, tungsten, or DU. Each has advantages. DU is most expensive, but also most refractory, self sharpening when the point shatters, and the bits spontaneously combust vigorously.

Steel was the cheap mass-effect option. Just bigass flying crowbars.

Anonymous

Rods o’ God would’ve kicked ass. A hunk of steel hitting at such velocities is more destructive than its weight in C4 alone.

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Mike B

I went through Tech School, for Aircrew Life Support, at Chanute AFB, ILL in Feb 86-Apr 86.

My Gawd was it cold marching to school in that damn near blizzard weather. Even thought I had lived in Germany for 3 years just prior to going there.

While at Lackland AFB, TX for Basic Jan 86-Feb 86 it got so hot right before graduation that they didn’t march us for a few days. I literally went from the Oven to Freezer in a matter of days.

Mike
USAF Retired

11B-Mailclerk

Deserts can go from 110+ to near freezing in about 4 hours.

Odie

Saw that while at Norton in the winter. 75 or so during the day, low to mid 30s at night. So much for California dreaming.

Eggs

I’m curious to know what the Space Force specific “wrinkles” are in BMT that necessitates another separate training facility (other than someone needing a kingdom).

Andy11M

classes on making coffee for field grade officers? how to properly take all the stuff you just printed out and immediately shred it? classes on picking the correct driver for hole 3 at the Nellis golf course?

Eggs

Well Space Force should have cool shit like space walking, driver’s ed for the lunar rover, CBT for space herpe avoidance…

RGR 4-78
Odie

Will Walowitz be in charge of lunar rover drivers ed?

11B-Mailclerk

Avoiding Space Herpes.

11B-Mailclerk

“Get Higher. Space Force.”

(Grin)

Forest Bondurant
Anonymous

Oh, with the hell of war he’s come to grips,
Policing-up the filter-tips.
It makes a fellow proud to be a soldier!
–Tom Lehrer

Claw

My vote for a new Space Force BMT site is to re-open the old Fort Benjamin Harrison at Naptown that was closed down as part of the BRAC in 1991. After all, at one time, (1948-50?) there was an Air Force presence there.

KoB

Put it here…

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Amateur Historian

No! No! This one goes here! That one goes there!

A Proud Infidel®™

Fort Ord, CA? Fort McLellan AL?

Blaster

FT McLellan is a great choice. Especially if they move the SF Command to Huntsville AL. There is a huge NASA presence just a couple of hours away and the local economy could use the boost.

11B-Mailclerk

Space is cold.

McMurdo station, Antarctica.

tavernknight

Thule, Greenland?

ChipNASA

I’m sorry you’re old like me do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Fucking woke ass bitches change the name from Thule to Pituffik Space Base.
Somehow, it’s honoring the Icelandic or Eskimo, where some motherfucking shit like that… 😡.
(….” To recognize Greenlandic cultural heritage….Pituffik (pronounced bee-doo-FEEK)

It’s “BE-A-DOOFUS”, if you ask me…

🫵🖕🖕🖕

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Blaster

I don’t know why the military is acting like they are trying to decide on the place. It’s going to be decided by lobbyists and politicians.

Green Thumb

They could get some great range time….

Hate_me

Kobayashi Maru – you have to cheat to pass?

They could always train online, the Metaverse from Snow Crash seems fitting – stopping nuclear war by way of glorified chat room?

Is Natick getting anywhere on their Holodeck research?

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USMC Steve

You know, I bet the Air Force is glad these folks came along. It will take the heat off them as far as razzing from the real military branches.

Jimbojszz

In the 70’s they used the Air Force security people as training targets at camp bullis. They had different specially trained groups attack our post for training. You’d have to do research to find out which groups trained there. It was how they trained security police and security specialist to defend air bases in Asia. So we took a lot of shit from every branch for being white sheeters. Now the Space Force can take it and swivel their chairs for exercise.

MarineDad61

For cheap real estate, security, and environment,
I recommend Meteor Crater Space Force Base,
near Flagstaff and Winslow, Arizona.

Bonus – This location would pump new economic and social life
into a couple of towns along the old US66.

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MarineDad61

jpg link fail, so here is an upload of Meteor Crater, AZ

Meteor-Crater-Arizona
Eggs

Privately owned tourist trap. Was going to visit with the wife years ago until we saw the admission price. Ended up saying “Fuck it, I’ll just watch Starman again”.

MarineDad61

Eggs,
Veteran discount $20.
Standard adult price $29.
Children $20.

That’s an expensive tourist trap pit stop
for any Griswold Family on their way to Walley World.

Eggs

Grand Canyon was a much better deal.

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SFC D

Best way to visit the Grand Canyon is to take the train from Williams. Or camp at the north rim.

Eggs

Would like to visit the North Rim someday. We stayed at Ft Tuthill and drove to the canyon for a day, lunch at El Tovar. To say the canyon is breathtaking is a huge understatement. Road tripped to Winslow (to visit that corner from the Eagles song) but decided it was a bit trashy of a place. This was about 10-12 yrs ago.

MIRanger

Do Guardians play golf? I thought they were more of the Quidditch type!

Why not buy out Richard Branson, and convert his Spaceport America (near White Sands Missile Range, NM) into Space Base America, NM!

NHSparky

Dare I say it?
Dare! Dare! (3 bonus points for first person who gets the reference)

Roswell, New Mexico. Already got the aliens there on ice. Why the hell not?

AZtoVA

Before the latest unconstitutional armed force gets WAY out of hand, we need to go back to our founding document and roll the Space Force back into the Air Force, then the Air Force back into the AAC until such time as Congress puts forth the question to the American people. Should be an easy lift, but reminds the feds that they need OUR permission first.