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| April 1, 2023

Browning Buck Mark

Watch Alleged Carjackers Realize They Can’t Drive Stick

Lee Moran
Two teenagers who allegedly tried to steal a car at a gas station in Germantown, Maryland, on Saturday were forced to flee on foot because they couldn’t drive a stick shift.

Surveillance footage shows the teens, aged 16 and 17, yanking the driver from vehicle, then entering the front seats. As they puzzle over the controls, the car remains motionless for about 20 seconds. Then they get out and run off.

“Unable to drive a manual transmission, the juveniles exited the vehicle and left the scene on foot,” Montgomery County police said in a statement.

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Best part? The bail the two rocket surgeons were awarded for their trouble.

Woman shot in chest while fighting another woman with a pogo stick, police say

A woman was shot in the chest during a fight while attacking another woman with a pogo stick Wednesday, Winston-Salem police said.

Officers responded to reports of a shooting on the 600 block of Stoney Glen Circle at 3:43 p.m.

When they arrived, they said they found the suspect still on the scene, but the victim had been taken to the hospital prior to their arrival.

Officers went to the hospital and spoke with the victim, who had been shot in the chest.

Through investigation, police said several people, including the victim and suspect, were involved in a fight in the parking lot of Glen Circle.

During the fight, the victim armed herself with a large metal pogo stick and attacked the suspect, who had a handgun.

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TNTBTAGF Updated! So impressed I nearly overlooked the victim/suspect transposition. You’ve outdone yourself today, Gun Bunny. Thanks.

Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime.
– Lavrentiy Beria

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Old tanker

Don’t bring a pogo stick to a gun fight?? Sheesh you just can’t seem to bring anything to a gun fight any more…


You can bring whatever you want, but guns are highly recommended.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Ahhhh, the hooman spirit. Ever playful, ever inventive , ever stoopid. But a pogo stick? Really?
‘Bout time to add another 3″ three ring loose leaf binder to the ever growing encyclopedia of T2NBTAGF. How many are we up to now?

RGR 4-78

No 8×10 glossy photos for the blind justice review?

I got the sadz. 😒 

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

What is old is new again.
Who knew that an old school manual transmission is an effective car anti theft device?


You mean it didn’t have a label?

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Had a 70’s CJ5 with if I remember, 4 on the floor. We had 3 axle trucks at brinks with 15 speeds . Low range for driving up the Catskill mountains on a Fed run. I drove one of them in Manhatten and New Jersey. Got the rpms high enough and I was able to speed shift from low right into the next set of 5 gears. Had the axle split shift button on the right to pull up.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Forgot to add that if you get the RPM’s just right, you could go into the next gear/speed without using the clutch.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

You’re presuming that those yutes knew how to read/had reading comprehension skills.


For anyone reading the article – several factual errors in it. Despite the author’s errors, that slab-side Buckmark will shoot with most any standard .22 you will see, if not outshoot.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Looks a little like my High Standard Victor .22.

Skivvy Stacker

I’m sure the first question they asked was; “why this car gots two break pedals?”


From a link on that Yahoo article:

Suspected Burglar Hides From Cops In Pond, Is Killed By Alligator

“He hid in the wrong place,” local resident Laura Farris told Bay News 9.


Homeowner Fires Shoots/Looses Arrow Into Fleeing Burglar’s Buttocks

“It’s not clear whether the homeowner will face charges over his use of the weapon. Compound bows do not require a permit in New South Wales, per the BBC.”

I had to correct the original headline: one does not “fire” an arrow unless they are shooting fire-arrows. You loose, shoot, or release arrows.

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President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

To loosely quote Josey Wales, “Even ‘gators gotta eat”.

ANd that’s a nice thing about arrows, they’re like some people’s gas farts, SBD (Silent But Deadly)

Last edited 1 month ago by President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

“Stick around”


Skivvy Stacker

And the poor family of that dead crook was SOL, because Florida law specifically states that you can’t sue a dead alligator.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

WOW, some Whale of a story


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