Wednesday FGS
Naked man caught twice in the same area, Florida cops say. This time he had a machete
Madeleine List
A naked man accused of throwing a machete at a surveyor was caught after a deputy remembered a similar call about a man “running around naked” in the same area a year ago, Florida officials said.Deputies responded at around 10 a.m. on Aug. 8 to an area across from the Volusia County Fairgrounds, where a surveyor said a naked man had approached him holding a “large machete-style knife,” according to a news release from the Volusia County Sheriff’s office.
The surveyor said the man had been picking palmetto berries in the woods when he came “running out of the brush brandishing the machete and demanding (the surveyor’s) clothes, wallet and phone,” the release says.
The surveyor started to give the man what he was asking for when suddenly, the man “hurled” the machete at him, along with some palmetto berries.
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Yahoo News
Chase, attempted carjacking ends in police shooting of motorcyclist in Northeast Austin
Luz Moreno-Lozano, Austin American-Statesman
A man was critically injured after being shot by law enforcement officers in Northeast Austin late Monday in an encounter that authorities said escalated into an attempted carjacking.The man, who has not been identified by authorities, was shot by an Austin police officer and Texas Department of Public Safety trooper. He was in critical but stable condition, Austin Police Chief Joe Chacon said hours after the incident.
An Austin police officer had pulled over a motorcyclist around 11:13 p.m. Monday at the intersection of Cameron Road and U.S. 290, east of Interstate 35, Chacon said. As the motorcycle came to a stop, the rider abandoned the motorcycle and began running south on Cameron Road, the chief said.
The officer chasing the motorcyclist saw him holding a gun and told the man to drop the gun. Police did recover a weapon but could not say whether the man fired it at the police officer during the chase.
Shortly after, a DPS trooper arrived at the scene to help. The officers chased the man to a nearby strip mall parking lot, Chacon said.
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I know machetes are on the list of items not to bring to a gun fight, it’s like they never learn. Thanks, Gun Bunny.
How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
– Ronald Reagan
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Another example of FGS or teh stoopid. Total nutjob… exposing his nuts.
And another one that ended up in jail, hot, sweaty, tired, and bleeding. You can’t outrun a Motorola…or whatever kind of radio they use these days.
That thar “some assembly required” gat is shorely fugly as all hell, but it looks as if it will get the job done. And Little Ms Thang, Chloe, the author, is a little cutie pie, in a quiet, smoky kind of way. Get her out of that horse blanket and into a LBD, change the oil in the hair, and you may up her game a bit. Daisy Dukes and a tank top she might make a Sunday Gunz Girlz Post.
One of the main problems in this country/the world today is not enough people understand the scourge that is Marx and Lenin. May their chains rest lightly.
Not-so-subtle point with the Luty- no legislation can stop determination or outlaw skill.
Rifled barrel blanks are not expensive. Just sayin’.
Somehow I doubt accuracy is a big selling point with these. More like a mag dump in a broom closet- you’re gonna hit something.
*grin*
The modern day version of the WWII “Liberator”. Get up close & personal to where you CAN’T miss, then use it to get the enemies’ weapons off their corpses.
Some pepper spray to the pecker oughtta make that guy rethink his life choices.
Hurled the machete, and some …..berries.
Ouch! Did the naked man throw his “twig” also?
Ended up looking like the Mattel “Ken” doll.
Someone should tell the machete man to buy an original genuine under the kitchen sink water purifier and that will end problems. I live in Florida and own an original genuine under the kitchen sink water purifier and you don’t see me running around with a machete. It’s in the water. See you later Alligator.