Bradley White – Phony Ranger, Fake Purple Hearts

| September 2, 2021

The folks at MilitaryPhony send us their work on this Bradley James White fella.  While lives in Corona, California.  At the time of this writing, September 2021, White is 35 years old.

For some odd reason, he also has the name “Ender Geraldson Lothbrok” associated with him.  White spent some time in jail.  The Riverside Probation Department featured White as having recently graduated from the Veterans Court Program and shared his success story.

In the video, White claimed to be a Ranger with the 2nd Ranger Battalion and served two deployments to Afghanistan and two deployments to Iraq. The video also shows a Purple Heart medal with the implication being that it belongs to White.

These claims are reinforced and expanded upon when he allegedly submitted court documents that included a DD-214 claiming 75th Ranger Regiment, a Bronze Star with “V” and two Purple Hearts. This DD-214 also annotated service in Afghanistan and Iraq. Military Phony obtained these documents via a third party so cannot speak to their authenticity, but we are told they are part of the court’s record.

There are a few things that stand out with this DD-214, but for now, we will point out that it says that White was awarded the GWOT Service Medal and not the GWOT Expeditionary Medal – which he would have been awarded if deployed.

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Military Phony contacted the US Army Human Resource Command for White’s records.

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FOIA RESULTS

US ARMY HUMAN RESOURCES COMMAND (HRC)

FOIA Result – HRC – Bradley White – DD-214

FOIA Result – HRC – Bradley White – Assignments and Awards

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DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE MANPOWER DATA CENTER (SCRA)

DoD Manpower Data Center / SCRA – Bradley James White

OTHER COURT DOCUMENTS

We [Military Phony] were told that the following declaration was submitted on behalf of Bradley White by his attorney in a court proceeding.

The court documents are provided at the below link to the PDF:


We [Military Phony] were told that the documents were supposedly sent by the opposing attorney to Army legal for verification and this was their response:

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COMPARISON OF DD-214s

To allow for better comparison, we [Military Phony] placed the DD-214 that we received directly from HRC alongside the DD-214 that was supposedly used in a court proceeding.

Comparison of DD-214s – Bradley James White

Note that the signature is exactly the same in block 22. Not meaning just the same individual, but the EXACT same signature. Notice how it crosses over words in the printed document at the same place.

Also, notice that the dates are relatively the same other than the prior service block – 1 year, 8 months, and 22 days were added – perhaps to make the enlistment round out to exactly four years?

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COMPARISON OF ASSIGNMENTS

To allow for better comparison, we [Military Phony] placed the assignments sheet that we received directly from HRC beside the assignments sheet that was supposedly used in a court proceeding.

Comparison of Assignments – Bradley James White

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DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

LENGTH OF SERVICE

White’s military records show just about 23 months of a discrepancy between the official version from HRC and the one supposedly submitted in court.

RANK

White was discharged as a PFC (E-3) vs. the CPL (E-4) claimed.

COMBAT

His records do not support the claims that White served in Afghanistan or Iraq.

AWARDS

White was awarded a Global War on Terrorism Service Medal but not a GWOT Expeditionary Medal. He would have been awarded the latter if he deployed. White’s records show no award of the Purple Heart – not the two (2) that were claimed. There is no Bronze Star award in White’s official military records.
 
RANGER

There is nothing in White’s records to indicate that he was an Army Ranger.

SUMMARY

If White altered a DD-214 and submitted it to the court as leverage, he could be in some hot water, in addition to a violation of Stolen Valor.

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If these documents were actually submitted to the court, it shows that Bradley put some serious time into them – but failed to do the proper research needed to pass them off completely as real.  Many aspire, but few can be admin clerks.

Category: Afghanistan, Army Poser, Bronze Star, PTSD, Purple Heart, Ranger, Stolen Valor, Valor Vultures

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Douché! He shoots, he scores!

  2. 2banana says:

    The National Defense Service Medal.

    Never frozen…never faked.

    And should be enough for anyone.

  3. AW1Ed says:

    He’s a Venn chart where Self-Inflicted Wounds Hurt the Most meets Stupidity Should be Painful..

  4. Hack Stone says:

    He may not have earned two Purple Hearts, but when his new cellmates throw him his welcome aboard party, he is going to have two purple ass cheeks.

  5. Sapper3307 says:

    Separation code —-JKQ—– sounds good, he mussed have missed that in photo shop.

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Sapper3307,
      O-69, we have a BINGO.
      JKQ Misconduct (Serious Offense)

      And of course,
      Misconduct (Serious Offense) on active duty
      parlays itself into
      Misconduct (Serious Offenses (plural)) in civilian life,
      with additional crime(s),
      fraudulent use of the VA,
      and a penchant for fake and phony forms…. IN COURT.

      “This memorandum is illegitimate”
      by an Army Paralegal NCO
      and a LTC Commander… says it all.

      It will be interesting to see how the
      Riverside County Probation Department
      responds to the September surprise
      about their prize (dilated) pupil.

      https://militarybenefits.info/military-separation-codes/

      • Skippy says:

        He missed movement
        With his regiment to Germany
        They left Ft Lewis in early 2007
        For Vilsick Germany
        They reflagged from 2 ACR TO 2 SCR
        they are now known as 2 CR
        it’s my old CAV regiment

        • Slow Joe says:

          July 2006 2 CR reflagged to 4SBCT/ 2ID in Fort Lewis.

          • Skippy says:

            From 4SBCT 25th ID
            the last of the regiment
            Left Lewis in February 07
            you are definitely right about July 06
            I know a lot of people involved with
            The chow hall incident

    • The Stranger says:

      I’d get a chuckle to see a separation code JKV – Unsanitary Habits on a phony’s paperwork. Seriously, how dirty would you have to be to get bounced?

      • Sapper3307 says:

        Bedwetting has its own code also, worth looking.

      • Hack Stone says:

        Unfortunately, Hack Stone had to deal with quite a few Marines, junior enlisted and SNCO who were hygienically challenged. Makes you wonder if they don’t know how to wash their ass after 3 months at MCRD, what were they like before they enlisted? Had one guy at ELMACO 1st Maintenance Battalion in the early 1990’s who earned the name Pigpen. His roommates were entitled to Hazardous Duty Pay.

    • Roh-Dog says:

      This level of incompetence seems to be a pattern of behavior.
      Anyone email the judge yet?
      Probation officer?

    • Berliner says:

      I just logged on and saw that also. Also on the Enlisted Record Brief, Section III Service Data his Reenlistment Eligibility Code is 9X which is “Other; prohibitions not otherwise identified”

      Stick a fork in him… he’s done!

    • Mike Lima says:

      The DD-214 is one of the better fakes I’ve seen. But he made some serious boo boos…

      Pay grade of E-4 does not comport with MOS.

      11B2 signifies E-5.

      Total foreign service = 0 years, 0 months, 0 days yet remarks say served in “numerous” imminent danger pay areas

      Lists each campaign in which he served and their specific “boots on and off ground” dates. Would not mention “numerous” nonsense

      States 4 yrs, 0 MOS as service time yet block c. lists total time as just over 2 years.

      Purple heart would be listed as (2ND AWARD) instead of “with cluster.” We can thank “Under Siege” for this one.

      Name of Army course is “Combat Lifesaver Course.”

      Separation code JKQ is for misconduct; Separation Authority code is correct. RE code would be RE-3 for a JKQ Sep code.

      Narrative reason for separation does not comport with JKQ and Separation Authority paragraph

      Name edited to protect PII.
      AW1

  6. Sapper3307 says:

    Section V- Fluent in
    Spanish
    German
    Hungarian
    Arabic

    • 26Limabeans says:

      No English?

    • Mike says:

      I never saw language ratings on a record as Y or N. At one point in my career it was 0 (no skill) to 5 (fluent) with ‘+” to provide shades of proficiency. Later is was “Elementary”, “Limited”, “Proficient” and “Fluent”, all based on your read/listen/speak test scores.

      This ass never saw a DLAB or a DLAT.

      • SFC D says:

        Army made me take the DLAB in basic. I think I’d been in the Army all of 18 hours, still disoriented, tired as hell, you know the drill. Looked at that test and had my first true Army WTF moment. I think I fell asleep twice.

  7. Sapper3307 says:

    Attended jump school (507th) did not graduate.

    • Roh-Dog says:

      Noted that too.
      How does one screw up *that* badly?
      If I had to venture a guess, booze underage and/or talking back to cadre.
      It ain’t the easiest course but it might be the easiest to not get kicked out of. (Ymmv)

      • Anonymous says:

        All he has to do is not fall out of the runs twice and jump out of the plane on a static line (like cargo) five times. He couldn’t manage that?

        • Sapper3307 says:

          Day (1) P.T around the ground phase track removed a lot folks on the first lap when I went thru, not many drops for injury’s.

        • rgr769 says:

          In my five months of schools at the Benning School for Wayward Boys, jump school was the easiest course I attended. E-2’s with 85 IQ’s passed with flying colors.

      • RGR 4-78 says:

        I am willing to bet he enlisted with an option 40, got spooked the first week of BAC and quit, went “needs of the Army” to Ft. Lewis and 2 ACR.

    • MI Ranger says:

      Maybe that is what his Purple Hearts were for…he got injured falling out of the tower and could not graduate.
      The timelines in his “Fake” stuff also does not add up. While he would have automatically been promoted to SPC graduating Ranger School…which I also did not see the award of Ranger Tab on his awards and decorations…he would have been promoted to SGT 90 days later as his points were now maxed from Ranger School! 2006 was not a time of limited promotions, where you had to go to Primary Leadership Development Course before promotion. I remember having to put paperwork in to prevent people from automatically getting promoted (regardless of board score). He also has no NCO Professional Development Ribbon, or Good Conduct Medals!

  8. Ret. Army Col. says:

    Nice how you can complete airborne school and have a combat jump indicated on your DD214, but your DD214 not show you as authorized to wear jump wings.

    Also, I’m a BSM recipient, my DD214 says “BRONZE STAR MEDAL” (I don’t have a “V” device). I thought the BSM was distinguished from bronze service stars by including the word “MEDAL.”

    Well, he’s a wannabe.

    • Anonymous says:

      Intelligence not required. He served and still managed not to know better about what sh*t should look like. (Either that or he had a waiver for Airborne School to do the combat jump, but somehow I doubt it.)

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Ret. Army Col.,
      Our not so dearly departed Les Brown
      played that dirty Bronze Star game (as seen here),
      conning family, friends, and a legion of
      Elko POW*MIA Awareness Ass members and fans.
      It’s all here.

      Worse, Les Brown would point his smelly finger at
      “Ordered to active duty in Support of DS/DS”
      and spout “See, this proves I was there.”

      Cremated and (dis)honored in 2021 as a “Retired Master Sgt.”

      [Les Brown’s DD-214
      Steve Balm | July 23, 2019]
      https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=89198

  9. 2banana says:

    Note to all fakers out there.

    The DD-214 LOOKS pretty simple and you would assume easy to fake.

    There are codes, terms, wording and fonts not even grizzled 30 S1 Veterans understand. And they slowly change over the years…and you better know what changed and when.

    And even simple stuff is even easy to spot a faker.

    Bottom line. You will get caught if the DD-214 gets examined by pros or semi pros or even an E3 who actually served and did some stuff.

  10. Frankie Cee says:

    Just another turd that needs flushed.

  11. Dustoff says:

    Maybe “Ender Geraldson Lothbrok” sounds far cooler, when you’re trying to drop panties in a local coffee house there in Corona. Or maybe old Brad wants to become a poet and this is his “Nom de Plume”. As a matter of fact I’m in a poetic mood so here goes:
    Bradley White
    He ain’t right
    He’s kinda fat
    He’s a rat
    Did not serve in 2nd Bat.

  12. Jay says:

    Ender? Is he an Orson Scott Card fan? In the immortal words of HONORARY MARINE, Bugs Bunny: “What a Maroon!”

  13. Mustang Major says:

    Perfect PT test score on the fake ERB? Call the judge!

  14. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    On the one shown to the Court, his MOS is listed as “11B20” with the rank of E4 while E4 and below have a 10, E5 is listed with 20, E6 30,…. Another glitch in his facade.

    Ass muffin.

    • Green Thumb says:

      Yeah.

      I wonder when he “went” to Ranger School.

      If memory serves, his Victor status would have maxed him out to 799 on the points count.

      Obviously command has to put your name forward, but E-5 would have been around the corner, particular at four years service.

      • MI Ranger says:

        Green Thumb you are correct on the lack of Victor status, which seeing as he does not have Parachutist Badge or Ranger Tab awarded makes his 11B20 status questionable as well…also no NCO PD Ribbon!

        However, back then we did not have to put his name forward…we actually had to put names forward to prevent promotion!! No E-4/O-4 left behind.

        • Green Thumb says:

          I can even remember when my buddy was a Golf.

          He did RS first and then had to go back to Jump School.

          He was one one of the last ones, if I recall Circa 2001 or so.

  15. OldManchu says:

    He was “in the blast radius” of a rocket propelled grenade……

    I don’t know if I’ve EVER heard a real purple heart recipient technically state that they were “in the blast radius” of the boom that injured them. That would kind of fall in the NO SHIT department.

    But I really hate this guy for claiming the fake buddy death by his side in combat. That is some low life BS deserving a dental rearrangement appointment.

    • MarineDad61 says:

      OldManchu,
      Really.
      In 2019, this turd in Iowa milked the system
      for veteran business benefits
      with “lone survivor” BS
      to sell his BBQ sauce.

      MP and VG/TAH nailed him good.
      (But the agencies in Iowa turned on the horseblinders,
      and blocked the deleted the truth. Ugh.)
      Banned from VFW posts after this story broke.

      Gerald Donnell Young
      Young G’s BBQ Sauce

      [Gerald Young – Phony Lone Survivor
      Dave Hardin | August 16, 2019]
      https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=89863

    • Hack Stone says:

      Actually, he was in the blast radius of his roommate discharging an Atomic Burrito after a night of drinking. That’s something you don’t recover from quickly.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        That or someone lit a match right after cutting an MRE Bean Burrito fart!

      • rgr769 says:

        That is more likely to cause the dreaded PTS of D than that shootout at Macho Grande. I’ll never forget the horror I experienced there. I got six purple hearts hearts in that shootout, in the shitter. Of course, it was my own fault for eating that Atomic Burrito with extra hot sauce at the Macho Grande taco truck.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          I’ll never get over Macho Grande.

        • RGR 4-78 says:

          I wonder what the blast radius will be for presenting falsified documents to the court?

          • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

            One jail and later prison cell. I wonder how many cups of ramen noodles a week he’ll have to pay for protection?

          • NHSparky says:

            Ya gotta wonder how hard his “lawer” is trying to cover his ass at this point.

            I’m not a member of the bar, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, and knowingly presenting falsified documentation or evidence to the court is usually a fast track to disbarrment, IIRC.

  16. KoB says:

    Got to be obvious that the lying, embellishing, and possibly abusive POS Bradley James White has been a lying embellishing possibly abusive POS for a long time. From the video “…get my honor back…” Bitch please, you NEVER had any Honor. Just like you never were a Ranger, Never were in Asstan, Never in Iraq, Never got Purple Hearts (bet there’s a purple taint somewhere tho) Never got a Bronze Star. You are checking of most of the boxes for being a phony, moto sickle, fake bling, trash stamps, watching the buddy die ect…so there is that.

    Standing on the bodies and in the blood of real Warriors PLUS seems to be practicing some domestic abuse? Hopefully when you become a prison bride, you’ll be on the “receiving end” of wife beating.

    Can’t believe that I am the FIRST to make a Motion for a deployment of the TAH As(s)teroid of Insults for the POS Bradley James White, embellishing Valor Thief and domestic abuser.

    Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

    • Roh-Dog says:

      This failed human being, embarrassment to the Infantry, non-Airborne qualified, ill-disciplined BCD SoB who didn’t see the elephant when he promised his country and his Brothers to get himself some HAS EARNED the AoI.
      Lay the gunz!!

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      You can make the request but remember that ChipNASA is on a deploy thingy for his (current) employer, and your request may have to wait.

      • ChipNASA says:

        I am here but a day or so behind, which is to say “delayed”, which is NOT what old Bradley James White’s BUTT is about to get done to it,
        LAID!!!
        I’m working about about to have a meeting but,
        I’ll be back today with the A of The I for Bradley James White.

    • Devildoc says:

      Seconded.

      Fire mission, lying sack of sh*t in the open…..

    • SFC D says:

      Aye! Aye yi yi!

    • Josey Wales says:

      *PTUI*

      Aye.

      • ChipNASA says:

        Well, I have a break in the madness, so here’s the AoI.
        I’m glad to see all the gang is here.

        Well Brad, you certainly earned this.
        CHOKE ON IT FUCKER!! I hope you end up BACK in prison, losing your freedom and your sphincter…

        The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
        (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
        FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
        TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
        THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
        DANGER CLOSE!!!!
        MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
        TAKE COVER!!!!!
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FAKE!!!, HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, , vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, broke taint cocksucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Watching this particular dipshit fling his shit story, is almost like watching a pack of dipshits try to fuck a door knob some days, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, I hope he chokes to death on the first dick he gets forced to suck in prison , Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, I hope that this dood bursts into flames the next time he takes a shit, that he suffers the pain and agony consistent with practicing self-immolation and ends up completely destroyed as if he were a victim of spontaneous human combustion, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. 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        • ChipNASA says:

          the gaping cloaca from which your mother excreted you, should be added to the EPA’s Superfund site, and because it’s highly unlikely it will ever be again, habitable for humanity, should probably be sealed up for all eternity, much like the Agbogbloshie Dumpsite in Accra, Ghana, with Chernobyl coming in a close second, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance …https://terminallance.com/2017/02/28/terminal-lance-461-drill-instructor-academy/?fbclid=IwAR36LjF848ATFa879zl5OZ6An7xsUuRL1_-VASzLgdLTI-p5o4g14ylaXE4) and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes, you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians, He has the facial expression of a washed-out panhandler you see at finer Bus Stations everywhere, he looks like Hunter Biden’s stunt double. If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by his actions and subsequently, is in danger of raising blood blisters on his Third Thumb due to the protracted use of his Special Purpose Magnifying Glass and eyebrow tweezers, You just **HAVE** to have any attention you can get, eh you rabbit fucked, chihuahua, shit-for-brains, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!?!, the only currency he should be dealing with is cigarettes (fags for you Brits) while he’s in the pokey and he is known to be a pack a day smoker of the cock, Sphincter reaper, That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, Your face makes onions cry, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, This twat is gayer than Liberace skydiving ass first into a canyon of buttplugs, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, Weeping Pustule on the Whipworm Shat by a Flea Plucked from the Hairy Anus of a Noble Bilge Rat, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, He never joined Columbia Record Club because he could not afford a penny, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, He is so stupid, he buys matinee tickets at a drive in theater, His erectile dysfunction and impotence is so severe that his continual dick-beating of such pointlessness amazes anyone that is so unfortunate as to be acquainted with him, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race, I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, this fartlump is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk,

          • ChipNASA says:

            , feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, pre-pubescent, hairless ballsack here has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared Gorilla Glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, You’re like the end piece of a bread loaf. Everyone touches you but nobody wants you, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, you are so bad, you’re a disappointment to the table of elements and the molecules that they represent, that came from space to form humans on Planet Earth, you are so awful, you make humanity want to beg for a near extinction level, asteroid impact event, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, He is so stupid, he overdosed on placebos. dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, when you hear that he claims to be suffering from TBI or PTSD, it’s not the traditional definition but He suffers from TBI (Tiny Ball Insecurity) as well as PTSD (Penis Too Small Disorder.) He has a face that screams “Amber Alert”, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented sucking dicks, kutomba wewe, This clown dresses up like the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) for Easter, and likes to squat and drop colored Easter eggs out of his asshole, for the assorted homeless that gather for such festivities, next to the dumpster and used grease and cooking oil disposal bin, behind the Pilot Flying J truck stop, until either the consumables are depleted or the mob disperses. Bonus points if an accidental, bleeding, rectal prolapse and depressed crying occurs for the gathered audience. And the crowd goes wild!! Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, If there was a stadium full of assholes, like maybe a medium sized NFL stadium, say 70,000 assholes, all sizes and colors, pink, brown, black, red, yellow, green, and then all types, big, small, middle, inflamed, dripping, unclean, festering, etc, a gun would go off and then fireworks and a cheer would arise and build to a deafening crescendo and there, on the 50 yard line, the lights would come up and the announcer would say, “Yes, there he is folks, let’s have a round of applause…” and the stadium would start doing the wave and then more cheering, a cacophony of assholes, at first softly and then building, building, “king, king, king, king, King, King, King, King, KING, KING, KING, KING!!!! KING OF THE ASSHOLES!!!!, yes, quite a feat but you’ve achieved it. And you’re such a self-centered asshole, you’d take a bow, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, If the Road of Life was paved with dicks, this guy would walk through it on his ass, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, smells like he wipes from back to front, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), You were NOT a RANGER, you’re a FAKE and a FRAUD and a PHONY!, and you have LIED about just about everything but let’s get the list started; You do NOT rate the Bronze Star with a “V” Device, he has the AUDASCITY to claim to have a Purple Heart, NO, you were NEVER awarded the Purple Heart, separated from the US Army as a PFC/E3s, NOT as a CPL/E-4 claimed, never served in Afghanistan or Iraq, it’s very likely he has presented an altered or fraudulent DD-214 which could be a big legal issue (FELONY?!?!),

            • ChipNASA says:

              DID NOT attend the US Army Airborne School, WAS NOT awarded the Army Achievement Medal, could find himself in hot water as a (felon?) criminal already charged with Possessing a Firearm, Burglary, Forgery, and finally Grand Theft, Jesus Christ himself would take one look at you and shake his head ruefully, hopefully you’re about to get fed a steady diet of the old prison pork sword, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
              Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
              If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!

              We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
              OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
              /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
              The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
              https://imgur.com/nGqi3aR

              FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
              Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
              Here endeth the lesson.

              • ChipNASA says:

                Disclaimer:
                I don’t think that Brad White is going to garner any additional public media attention as the Foley and Jowers case and subsequent Posts, and therefore, we are probably not in danger of having to edit the HoI.
                (Remembering and referencing “Sarge” for the Alphabet Assault and requesting the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame)
                ————- ————

                Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

                So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The As(s)teroid of Insults®™

                • ChipNASA says:

                  Patton Quote added to the end …

                  On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )

                  “He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”
                  ————————–
                  Speaking of using words, of late, I’ve been reminded of someone who gave us this classic piece, something many of us grew up with and is, in my opinion, worthy of consideration, having assembled this diatribe, I give to you this…The Man and His Work.

                    • KoB says:

                      And the Gun Bunny’s Amen Pew said AMEN! (and A Women)

                      You’re LATE!!!, but we won’t demand that you give an accounting for yourself, ’cause it will be the same ol blah blah blah work kids gun range blah blah blah…Mean while…

                      ALL HAIL the TAH As(s)teroid of Insults and the Keeper thereof ChipNASA…

                      ALL HAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

                    • ChipNASA says:

                      Thank Ye,
                      I was just trying to play catch up with being a Rocket Scientist, pesky *real* job, :D.
                      Taking another long weekend so I’ll be on, but on mobile so probably not posting as much.
                      The Beach Callith, Beayotches (AS TO someone used to say Purple Slurp “Cometh”)
                      Anyway, tardy, but never late. I was Late the first time I showed up at TAH (Same thing they say in AA meetings 😀 )

                • ChipNASA says:

                  I like this. I thought of adding this to the AoI but it’s not my place to comment on my own posting. That’s your job.
                  THANKS MON!! You *know* I’m a lover of the Tube of You.

  17. Roh-Dog says:

    Lemme math. This ‘dude’ has the nuts to be part of the roughly 12% of the Army that wears the Blue Cord —no easy task, imho— in a population where only a few percent serve and feels the necessity to embellish?

    Bradley James White of Corona California, would you care to explain yourself?
    Bradley James White of Corona California, did you alter your DD214?
    Bradley James White of Corona California, did you attend and pass RIP?
    Bradley James White of Corona California, did you pass Basic Airborne Course?
    Bradley James White of Corona California did you deploy, engage, and destroy, the enemies of the United States of America in close combat?
    Bradley James White of Corona California until further evidence, like a super duper sekret DD214, you are a liar.

  18. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

    Bradley White……….any relation to Bradley Manning? They both seem two of a kind.

    • MarineDad61 says:

      PETDR SAH NBWDVESS,
      (Curly Howard) – What’s that monkey got that I ain’t got?
      (Moe Howard) – A longer tail.

  19. MarineDad61 says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen,
    I bring you….
    Bradley James White’s Inn of the Finked.

    Bounced back and forth between Washington and California.
    Plenty of former employers here,
    who would certainly like to know about today’s story,
    and compare it to memories of the tall tales they were told.
    https://www.linkedin.com/in/bradley-white-9882a419a

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Wow. Interesting NEW comments here….
      at a former employer listed on White’s Inn of the Finked.

      (Redacted copy & paste)
      [EL] Good morning.
      This former employee lists you on his LinkedIn (2016-2017),
      and you certainly deserve to know the truth
      about his military service (link to VG).

      [EN] EL I know all about him and he isn’t allowed in my shop any more.
      I tried to help him because he was a veteran and it cost me big time.

      [EL] EN – Thank you for the reply.
      Sorry to hear about your experience with this guy.
      If you see the article,
      he was outed because he pushed a FAKE DD-214 in COURT.

      [EL] EN – … and the probation department
      made him a poster boy for their work.
      (end paste)
      https://www.facebook.com/tedsrodshop

  20. Daisy Cutter says:

    I wonder if someone forged an award for an NDSM, would anybody care?

    If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around, does it make a noise?

    • Jay says:

      God knows I got enough REAL awards over my 20 years (nothing super cool)….why would I fake having even more? Those shits are EXPENSIVE!

  21. Skippy says:

    I was with 2nd SCR in Germany in 2007-2008 now 2nd CR
    during the Regiments time at Lewis it was the 2nd ACR
    he missed movement with them to Germany
    Because he was a SHITBAG !!!!!

    What a fucking loser
    A few people on a 2nd CR site are already
    Talking about this DUMB ASS

    • Roh-Dog says:

      I figured it’d be a moment before the 2nd SCR/ACR were on top of this pile.
      Thick as thieves is the cult of the 2nd!
      (said out of love, worked with those dudes out of Liberty in ’07 with 2 SBCT, 25th ID. Hard af Warriors)

  22. Daisy Cutter says:

    Comments all morning and not ONE suggestion of Forgin’ Frank Visconi teaching Bradley White how to ride the Phony Pony.

    What discipline!

  23. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
    Bradley James White of Corona California waltzes around like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear).
    Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Purple Heart.
    Bradley James White of Corona California looks like a pillow-biting Pickle polisher.
    Bradley James White of Corona California separated from the US Army as a PFC/E3 according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California looks like THAT creepy guy one would see prowling around in a rusty windowless van.
    Bradley James White of Corona California only served two years in the US Army according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
    Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served with the 2nd battalion of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
    Bradley James White of Corona California is SO ugly that his Momma got a ticket for littering every time she dropped him off at school.
    Bradley James White of Corona California looks like someone who would rape roadkill.
    Bradley James White of Corona California submitted a possibly fake DD214 to the Riverside County Justice System.
    Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served in Afghanistan and Iraq which conflicts with Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California gives my middle finger a boner.
    Bradley James White of Corona California DID NOT attend the US Army Airborne School according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California WAS NOT awarded the Army Achievement Medal according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California may soon have some ‘splainin’ to do with the Court System where he lives.
    Bradley James White of Corona California can now wallow in Google® Fame™ while Bradley James White of Corona California realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How Copy,
    ((((OVER))))

  24. MarineDad61 says:

    Oh no.
    The JunXion Cafe.
    US1 in Chadds Ford, PA.

    The meeting place for the meeting / confrontation
    with actual Vietnam Veteran school custodian “Mr. Bob” Walker,
    whose shadow box with the Navy Cross and Silver Star
    and a faked up Marine uniform
    got him a bunch of unwanted attention last fall (Nov/Dec 2020).
    https://www.delcotimes.com/2021/09/02/historic-flooding-hits-chadds-ford-in-the-aftermath-of-ida/

  25. SFC D says:

    D’s Cantina copies 5x:

    Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
    Bradley James White of Corona California waltzes around like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear).
    Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Purple Heart.
    Bradley James White of Corona California looks like a pillow-biting Pickle polisher.
    Bradley James White of Corona California separated from the US Army as a PFC/E3 according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California looks like THAT creepy guy one would see prowling around in a rusty windowless van.
    Bradley James White of Corona California only served two years in the US Army according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
    Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served with the 2nd battalion of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
    Bradley James White of Corona California is SO ugly that his Momma got a ticket for littering every time she dropped him off at school.
    Bradley James White of Corona California looks like someone who would rape roadkill.
    Bradley James White of Corona California submitted a possibly fake DD214 to the Riverside County Justice System.
    Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served in Afghanistan and Iraq which conflicts with Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California gives my middle finger a boner.
    Bradley James White of Corona California DID NOT attend the US Army Airborne School according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California WAS NOT awarded the Army Achievement Medal according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California may soon have some ‘splainin’ to do with the Court System where he lives.
    Bradley James White of Corona California can now wallow in Google® Fame™ while Bradley James White of Corona California realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How Copy,
    ((((OVER))))

    • Skippy says:

      I second

      Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
      Bradley James White of Corona California waltzes around like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear).
      Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Purple Heart.
      Bradley James White of Corona California looks like a pillow-biting Pickle polisher.
      Bradley James White of Corona California separated from the US Army as a PFC/E3 according to Official Records found.
      Bradley James White of Corona California looks like THAT creepy guy one would see prowling around in a rusty windowless van.
      Bradley James White of Corona California only served two years in the US Army according to Official Records found.
      Bradley James White of Corona California must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
      Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served with the 2nd battalion of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
      Bradley James White of Corona California is SO ugly that his Momma got a ticket for littering every time she dropped him off at school.
      Bradley James White of Corona California looks like someone who would rape roadkill.
      Bradley James White of Corona California submitted a possibly fake DD214 to the Riverside County Justice System.
      Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served in Afghanistan and Iraq which conflicts with Official Records found.
      Bradley James White of Corona California gives my middle finger a boner.
      Bradley James White of Corona California DID NOT attend the US Army Airborne School according to Official Records found.
      Bradley James White of Corona California WAS NOT awarded the Army Achievement Medal according to Official Records found.
      Bradley James White of Corona California may soon have some ‘splainin’ to do with the Court System where he lives.
      Bradley James White of Corona California can now wallow in Google® Fame™ while Bradley James White of Corona California realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    • Skippy says:

      Loud and Clear

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
      Bradley James White of Corona California waltzes around like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear).
      Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Purple Heart.
      Bradley James White of Corona California looks like a pillow-biting Pickle polisher.
      Bradley James White of Corona California separated from the US Army as a PFC/E3 according to Official Records found.
      Bradley James White of Corona California looks like THAT creepy guy one would see prowling around in a rusty windowless van.
      Bradley James White of Corona California only served two years in the US Army according to Official Records found.
      Bradley James White of Corona California must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
      Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served with the 2nd battalion of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
      Bradley James White of Corona California is SO ugly that his Momma got a ticket for littering every time she dropped him off at school.
      Bradley James White of Corona California looks like someone who would rape roadkill.
      Bradley James White of Corona California submitted a possibly fake DD214 to the Riverside County Justice System.
      Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served in Afghanistan and Iraq which conflicts with Official Records found.
      Bradley James White of Corona California gives my middle finger a boner.
      Bradley James White of Corona California DID NOT attend the US Army Airborne School according to Official Records found.
      Bradley James White of Corona California WAS NOT awarded the Army Achievement Medal according to Official Records found.
      Bradley James White of Corona California may soon have some ‘splainin’ to do with the Court System where he lives.
      Bradley James White of Corona California can now wallow in Google® Fame™ while Bradley James White of Corona California realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      How Copy,
      ((((OVER))))

      Correct, Google® Hits™ delivered nicely.

  26. 26Limabeans says:

    Where’s the dog?

  27. 5JC says:

    He said he was happy to get “his” life back. I am pretty sure what he meant was he was pretty happy to steal someone else’s life. And he would have got away with it too if not for you meddling kids.

  28. HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

    BRADLEY JAMES WHITE

    Ender Geraldson Lothbrok…sounds like this POSer is a fantasy Viking and needs to stop smoking the rock while playing video games in mommy & daddy’s basement.

    Found the below criminal arrests:

    Riverside PD 6/15/2018
    Person Convicted of Felony Owning / Purchasing / Receiving / Possessing Firearm

    Riverside SD – Robert Presley Detention Center C SD 6/14/2018
    Revocation Of Probation
    Person Convicted of Felony Owning / Purchasing / Receiving / Possessing Firearm

    Riverside SD – Robert Presley Detention Center C SD 10/18/2017
    Burglary
    Forgery
    Forgery
    Unauthorized Use Of Personal Identifying Information with Previous Conviction.

    Riverside SD – Banning Smith Correctional Facility SD 10/6/2017
    Grand Theft
    Unlawful Use of Willfully Obtained Personal Identifying Information

    Riverside SD – Robert Presley Detention Center C SD 8/23/2017
    Grand Theft
    Unlawful Use of Willfully Obtained Personal Identifying Information

    Corona PD 8/23/2017
    Grand Theft
    Unlawful Use of Willfully Obtained Personal Identifying Information

    San Bernardino County SD 6/16/2017
    Burglary

    Source: https://www.localcrimenews.com/welcome/detail/26699769/no

    • TheOne says:

      Check Washington State. You will find he was sitting in jail for beating his wife about the same time he was being discharged from the army. He didn’t leave the army voluntarily.

    • rgr769 says:

      So, he is not only a stolen valor thief, but he is also a convicted identity thief. Surprise, surprise, surprise!!

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        One can only fool SOME of the people SOME of the time, I bet Bubba, Thor, Julio and “Tiny Tyrone” are looking forward to shower time with him!

    • Green Thumb says:

      Have you checked to see if he is working at All-Points Logistics?

      Phildo cannot let this level of experience and talent go.

  29. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Bradley White’s Special Feces callsign was “Rump Rider”…

    Another Stolen Valor prison bitch…

    • tshe says:

      ZULU 9: *SQUELCH* Rump Rider, Rump Rider, This is Zulu 9. Come in. OVER.

      ROUGH RIDER: *SQUELCH* Zulu 9, This is Rump Rider. OVER.

      ZULU 9: *SQUELCH* Rump Rider, what is your position? OVER.

      ROUGH RIDER: *SQUELCH* Bottom. Submission. How copy? OVER.

      ZULU 9: *SQUELCH* Lima Charlie. Transmit BDA. OVER.

      ROUGH RIDER: *SQUELCH* Taking incoming. Rounds loaded. Wait —

      ZULU 9: *SQUELCH* Oscar Mike. Do you request fire mission? OVER.

      ROUGH RIDER: *SQUELCH* Taking incoming. Rounds loaded. Wait —

      ZULU 9: *SQUELCH* Request evac? OVER.

      ROUGH RIDER: *SQUELCH* Hot load. Hot load. OVER and OUT.

  30. MarineDad61 says:

    New comment this morning on the
    Riverside County Probation Department page on the Book of the Fake….

    (paste)
    RCPD – Can we get a public statement or update(s)
    on the developments concerning your former client Bradley White,
    who is now receiving some national attention?
    Thank you.
    (end paste)
    https://www.facebook.com/JoinRCP

  31. TheOne says:

    Here is a link for the Reaching New Heights that helped and was linked in the Probation post. It has links to the Veterans court.

    https://reachingnewheightsfoundation.com/riverside-county-veterans-treatment-court-fact-sheet/

    • MarineDad61 says:

      TheOne,
      Oh my. Did everyone see this?

      According his bio page,
      Judge Mark Johnson…..
      (paste)
      As an Iraq War Veteran and retired Colonel of the United States Army,
      Author M.E. (Mark) Johnson understands our military.
      He is a recipient of the bronze star medal
      for his service in Baghdad from 2003-2004.
      Mark writes of the trauma suffered by our combat veterans.
      (end paste)

      Retired Army COL
      Iraq Veteran
      Bronze Star

      Perhaps retired Col. Johnson (now Judge)
      will (now) take a good look at Bradley White AGAIN.
      But he needs to have the facts
      (that his county courts, and apparently the VA, have failed to verify).

      There IS a contact page here.
      Is anyone here up to the task of patience and proper terminology and articulation of
      informing the Honorable Judge Johnson????
      https://www.mejohnsonauthor.com/about/

  32. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Just wanna say again and yeah, it’s a bucket of Google® Hits™:

    Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
    Bradley James White of Corona California waltzes around like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear).
    Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Purple Heart.
    Bradley James White of Corona California looks like a pillow-biting Pickle polisher.
    Bradley James White of Corona California separated from the US Army as a PFC/E3 according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California looks like THAT creepy guy one would see prowling around in a rusty windowless van.
    Bradley James White of Corona California only served two years in the US Army according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
    Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served with the 2nd battalion of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
    Bradley James White of Corona California is SO ugly that his Momma got a ticket for littering every time she dropped him off at school.
    Bradley James White of Corona California looks like someone who would rape roadkill.
    Bradley James White of Corona California submitted a possibly fake DD214 to the Riverside County Justice System.
    Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served in Afghanistan and Iraq which conflicts with Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California gives my middle finger a boner.
    Bradley James White of Corona California DID NOT attend the US Army Airborne School according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California WAS NOT awarded the Army Achievement Medal according to Official Records found.
    Bradley James White of Corona California may soon have some ‘splainin’ to do with the Court System where he lives.
    Bradley James White of Corona California can now wallow in Google® Fame™ while Bradley James White of Corona California realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How Copy,
    ((((OVER))))

    • HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

      Copy your last.

      Received LIMA-CHARLIE !!

      Over.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        What I was looking forward to was a copy and paste like this which makes Google hits which will steer any search on him toward this thread:

        Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
        Bradley James White of Corona California waltzes around like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear).
        Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Purple Heart.
        Bradley James White of Corona California looks like a pillow-biting Pickle polisher.
        Bradley James White of Corona California separated from the US Army as a PFC/E3 according to Official Records found.
        Bradley James White of Corona California looks like THAT creepy guy one would see prowling around in a rusty windowless van.
        Bradley James White of Corona California only served two years in the US Army according to Official Records found.
        Bradley James White of Corona California must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
        Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served with the 2nd battalion of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
        Bradley James White of Corona California is SO ugly that his Momma got a ticket for littering every time she dropped him off at school.
        Bradley James White of Corona California looks like someone who would rape roadkill.
        Bradley James White of Corona California submitted a possibly fake DD214 to the Riverside County Justice System.
        Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served in Afghanistan and Iraq which conflicts with Official Records found.
        Bradley James White of Corona California gives my middle finger a boner.
        Bradley James White of Corona California DID NOT attend the US Army Airborne School according to Official Records found.
        Bradley James White of Corona California WAS NOT awarded the Army Achievement Medal according to Official Records found.
        Bradley James White of Corona California may soon have some ‘splainin’ to do with the Court System where he lives.
        Bradley James White of Corona California can now wallow in Google® Fame™ while Bradley James White of Corona California realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

        How Copy,
        ((((OVER))))

        • Sarge says:

          You mean like this?

          Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
          Bradley James White of Corona California waltzes around like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear).
          Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Purple Heart.
          Bradley James White of Corona California looks like a pillow-biting Pickle polisher.
          Bradley James White of Corona California separated from the US Army as a PFC/E3 according to Official Records found.
          Bradley James White of Corona California looks like THAT creepy guy one would see prowling around in a rusty windowless van.
          Bradley James White of Corona California only served two years in the US Army according to Official Records found.
          Bradley James White of Corona California must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
          Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served with the 2nd battalion of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
          Bradley James White of Corona California is SO ugly that his Momma got a ticket for littering every time she dropped him off at school.
          Bradley James White of Corona California looks like someone who would rape roadkill.
          Bradley James White of Corona California submitted a possibly fake DD214 to the Riverside County Justice System.
          Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served in Afghanistan and Iraq which conflicts with Official Records found.
          Bradley James White of Corona California gives my middle finger a boner.
          Bradley James White of Corona California DID NOT attend the US Army Airborne School according to Official Records found.
          Bradley James White of Corona California WAS NOT awarded the Army Achievement Medal according to Official Records found.
          Bradley James White of Corona California may soon have some ‘splainin’ to do with the Court System where he lives.
          Bradley James White of Corona California can now wallow in Google® Fame™ while Bradley James White of Corona California realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            Roger, I copy:

            Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Bronze Star with a “V” Device.
            Bradley James White of Corona California waltzes around like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer from Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear).
            Bradley James White of Corona California CLAIMS to have been awarded the Purple Heart.
            Bradley James White of Corona California looks like a pillow-biting Pickle polisher.
            Bradley James White of Corona California separated from the US Army as a PFC/E3 according to Official Records found.
            Bradley James White of Corona California looks like THAT creepy guy one would see prowling around in a rusty windowless van.
            Bradley James White of Corona California only served two years in the US Army according to Official Records found.
            Bradley James White of Corona California must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
            Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served with the 2nd battalion of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
            Bradley James White of Corona California is SO ugly that his Momma got a ticket for littering every time she dropped him off at school.
            Bradley James White of Corona California looks like someone who would rape roadkill.
            Bradley James White of Corona California submitted a possibly fake DD214 to the Riverside County Justice System.
            Bradley James White of Corona California claims to have served in Afghanistan and Iraq which conflicts with Official Records found.
            Bradley James White of Corona California gives my middle finger a boner.
            Bradley James White of Corona California DID NOT attend the US Army Airborne School according to Official Records found.
            Bradley James White of Corona California WAS NOT awarded the Army Achievement Medal according to Official Records found.
            Bradley James White of Corona California may soon have some ‘splainin’ to do with the Court System where he lives.
            Bradley James White of Corona California can now wallow in Google® Fame™ while Bradley James White of Corona California realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

            ((((OVER))))

  33. TheOne says:

    He likes to do memes

    https://memes.com/u/bradleywhite305

    bradleywhite305 is used A LOT for various sites

    • Hack Stone says:

      Those memes are just as funny as Caddyshack II, And Caddyshack II ain’t funny. The judge should sentence him to an extra five years to protect the public from his memes.

  34. Sarge says:

    Let the Google® bots have their fun.

    How copy everyone?

    Bradley James White has the mental state of a stoned watermelon.

    Bradley James White’s parents change the subject when he is brought up.

    If Bradley James White was drowning, I would not lift my foot off his head.

    Bradley James White is dumber than the gum on my shoe from 4th grade.

    Bradley James White has less brain cells than dog shit left on a dying lawn.

    Bradley James White is the kind of guy to wave goodbye with two hands.

    Bradley James White’s life is about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

    Bradley James White has the intelligence of a sexually violated jar of mayonnaise that has been left in the sun for a month.

    Bradley James White looks like the bad guy in a Lifetime Network movie.

    With a little makeup, Bradley James White could look like the My Little Pony version of the Joker.

    Bradley James White looks like a dog that barks when you knock on the door but runs away when you come in.

    Bradley James White needs to carry around a potted plant to help replace all the oxygen he’s wasted.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Read you 5X5:

      How copy everyone?

      Bradley James White has the mental state of a stoned watermelon.

      Bradley James White’s parents change the subject when he is brought up.

      If Bradley James White was drowning, I would not lift my foot off his head.

      Bradley James White is dumber than the gum on my shoe from 4th grade.

      Bradley James White has less brain cells than dog shit left on a dying lawn.

      Bradley James White is the kind of guy to wave goodbye with two hands.

      Bradley James White’s life is about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

      Bradley James White has the intelligence of a sexually violated jar of mayonnaise that has been left in the sun for a month.

      Bradley James White looks like the bad guy in a Lifetime Network movie.

      With a little makeup, Bradley James White could look like the My Little Pony version of the Joker.

      Bradley James White looks like a dog that barks when you knock on the door but runs away when you come in.

      Bradley James White needs to carry around a potted plant to help replace all the oxygen he’s wasted.
      ((((OVER))))

    • xyzzy says:

      Let the Google® bots have their fun.

      How copy everyone?

      Bradley James White has the mental state of a stoned watermelon.

      Bradley James White’s parents change the subject when he is brought up.

      If Bradley James White was drowning, I would not lift my foot off his head.

      Bradley James White is dumber than the gum on my shoe from 4th grade.

      Bradley James White has less brain cells than dog shit left on a dying lawn.

      Bradley James White is the kind of guy to wave goodbye with two hands.

      Bradley James White’s life is about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

      Bradley James White has the intelligence of a sexually violated jar of mayonnaise that has been left in the sun for a month.

      Bradley James White looks like the bad guy in a Lifetime Network movie.

      With a little makeup, Bradley James White could look like the My Little Pony version of the Joker.

      Bradley James White looks like a dog that barks when you knock on the door but runs away when you come in.

      Bradley James White needs to carry around a potted plant to help replace all the oxygen he’s wasted.

  35. MarineDad61 says:

    Today should be the day we see or hear something
    from the Riverside County Probation Department.

    Has anyone here emailed or PMed them directly,
    or called them last week?

    Will anyone here be calling or emailing RCPD today?

    • rgr769 says:

      Thanks for your comment. It caused me to take a look at that PDF of the documents that were apparently submitted to the court. In my humble opinion, they are very clever forgeries. But the most glaring error is the reference to the “NW Division” of the 75th Ranger Regiment. There is no such entity; nor is there a Colonel commanding it. There is only one Colonel slot in the Regiment, that of the Regimental Commander. I am a member of the 75th RR Assn. I have received its publication, “Patrolling,” for over fifteen years. It contains reports and updates on every unit in the regiment since Merrill’s Marauders. I have never seen a reference to the 2nd Bn/75th Inf include the title or abbreviation for a North West Division. There are no “divisions” in the 75th Ranger Regiment. It consists of a HQ and HHC, the Special Troops Battalion, the 75th MI Battalion, and the three Ranger battalions.

      • rgr769 says:

        I should also add that there is a Col. David L. Chase in the active duty Army. And he was stationed at Ft. Lewis in 2019. But he never signed the forged letter because he never could have been an O-5 or O-6 in the 75th RR or any of its component units because he is a Military Police branch officer and he has almost exclusively served in MP units. All the field grade officers in 75th are infantry. Chase commanded an MP Brigade at Lewis on the date on the bogus letter.

        Perhaps our “hero” had some contact with the MP’s at Lewis-McCord.

        • RGR 4-78 says:

          He has convictions for identity theft, it would not surprise me that he had “harvested” DD214’s and other records to use in his deceit.

          If he did could that be an additional charge?

          • TheOne says:

            Let’s go one step further. What if he is selling fake DD214’s to others?

          • rgr769 says:

            The Feds could charge him with forging DD-214’s if they were used to obtain benefits by anyone, including himself. But the VA likely won’t bother preferring charges. Exhibit A–Wilted Willie’s brother.

      • Green Thumb says:

        You don’t know the NW Division?

        Man, where have you been?

        The NW Division contains the likes of Duke, Gung-Ho, Snake Eyes, Scarlet, Rip Cord, Roadblock, Wild Bill, etc. And of course Bradley White (BW) – Code Name: Butt Wipe. Obviously Al-Qaeda, ISIS, the Taliban and others are threats. But the public has gotten so siloed in GWOT that they forgot about Cobra and Spectre. Actually, that might be why we do not hear about the NW Division that much as they are engaged in a shadow war that we cannot see.

        Only a man with the badassness of BW here could qualify for the NW Division. I tried back in the day to no avail. But, hey, at least I tried. Right?

        • Green Thumb says:

          BW could also stand for Ball Worker.

          Actually, I think it would be a better fit.

          Dude also looks like some of hose turds on American Idol. Strums his guitar, whips up some tears and stares at the camera as he recalls the harrowing times of the famed NW Division and the “friends” he lost and how the music helps with the PTSD to makes him whole again all the while trying to score points with some clueless chicks.

    • TheOne says:

      I emailed the judge this weekend. Have yet to hear from him.

      • rgr769 says:

        I bet you don’t get a response. The judge won’t want to admit he was bamboozled by this faker/fraudster.

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Public crickets from the Riverside County Probation Department
      on their public Book of the Fake.

      Answering questions about hiring, but
      ignoring questions about Phony Purple Hearts golden boy Bradley White.
      https://www.facebook.com/JoinRCP

      • RGR 4-78 says:

        I can only hope that the lack of communication is the Probation Dept. getting their ducks in a row in preparation (H) for putting this fellow back in jail.

        Not holding my breath.
        Maybe they will surprise us.

        • MarineDad61 says:

          RGR 4-78,
          That’s the hope.
          If there is anything happening with emails and phone calls,
          that we can be made aware of,
          that would be encouraging.

  36. Green Thumb says:

    Slap the clown hard enough and he will queef.

  37. rgr769 says:

    She may have been his attorney for the Veterans Court, but it does not appear she was the lawyer that wrote to the 2nd Ranger battalion and enclosed the phony letter. That person claimed to be a “partner” in a law firm. She has a sole proprietor law firm, thus no partners. She specializes in Family Law and Immigration Law.

  38. MarineDad61 says:

    3 weeks later, and it’s pretty clear,
    from the new posts on their Book of the Fake,
    and the lack of replies to previous comments.

    The Riverside County Probation Department
    is really all about celebrating THEMSELVES.

    This may be Riverside, California,
    but as for Phony Double Purple Heart Bradley James White,
    it sure smells like Elko, Nevada.

    All they need now is the leathery patchy vests.
    Oh, and a larger pot of chili at their July feed.
    (Feed Photo) >>
    https://www.facebook.com/JoinRCP/photos/2155179174629112

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Irony,
      Not 1, but 2 local war veterans
      with the same name as the RCPD Chief Probation Officer,
      who gets a Happy Birthday post on the Book of the Fake,
      but says nothing publicly about the RCPD deleted video
      of their lying fake war veteran
      Phony Double Purple Heart Bradley James White.

      Neither of “The Two Ronnies”
      in my area
      would put up with White’s bullshit.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Two_Ronnies

    • Green Thumb says:

      I am surprised The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) has not spun up Lori Benton on this issue.

      Fuckboy Bradley James White has to much talent for Phildo to let go to waste.

    • OWB says:

      I have been very frustrated over the years by civilian employees at various places which might provide benefits or honors to veterans. Too many of them either cannot or will not grasp the concept that faking military service, and their organization rewarding false claims, diminishes the worth of anything they might wish to give real vets.

      Many times they actually say, “What difference does it make as long as we get to honor real veterans, too?” They refuse to see that every honor or dollar they give to a phony deprives a real vet from receiving it.

      • MarineDad61 says:

        OWB,
        It’s aggravating.
        Especially when people I (we) know say
        “so what’s the big deal?”

        Worse, various elements within the VA
        seem to have this same mentality.
        And so, the scamming for 100% and freebies continues…
        … while deserving veterans get less,
        and often endure long(er) waits.

        And dickhead White is the poster boy.
        Propped up by Riverside County Probation Dept.

  39. JustinB says:

    This guy’s forged ERB is fascinating! As a current HR clerk, I keep finding new things the longer I look!

    – He changed his High School grad date from 2004 to 2003 for some reason.

    – He gave himself a DLAB score of 101. That’s cute.

    – The country code he used for Iraq in the deployments section is wrong. Iraq is “IZ”

    – Anyone notice the moron has a GED?

    – ASIs for Airborne and Air Assault are wrong. Since these inputs are not possible (they don’t exist on the drop down menu in EMILPO), it’s clearly forged.

    – Gave himself 39 credit hours of correspondence for some reason.

    – Has a BSMV but no other BSM or ARCOM/JSCM, meaning his end of tour award for that deployment where he got a BSMV could only have been an AAM.

    – Someone already mentioned it, but I love how he gave himself a 300 PT score.

    – Took two years to go from PV2-PFC, but only six months to go to CPL? LOL, okay.

    – Moron left his flag code in there from a disciplinary action on the forged copy.

    – Didn’t know the UIC for USACOC, so he put “USASOC” ROFL fucking idiot

    – He DID know lots of UICs for units he never served in, which is an indicator that he used someone else’s ERB to create his.

    – Spelled “indoctrination” wrong in schools. So close. Most of the school names are the wrong vernacular for the ERB regardless.

  40. TheOne says:

    Congressman Mark Takano for the 41st district in Riverside County, speaks at the Veterans Court for the graduation ceremony and sits on the Veteran’s Affars House Committee

    https://www.facebook.com/RepMarkTakan

    • MarineDad61 says:

      TheOne,
      Good find. He should be notified.
      Anyone local to that area or involved in veterans affairs
      that can step up and contact / inform Congressman Takano?