Master Chief Warrant Officer with Medal of Honor

| July 3, 2021

People have been having fun with someone that claims his name is Charles Henry Dawes, but we suspect this is a false profile.  Point is, someone took the time and energy to get dressed up like this.  Medal of Honor, three Purple Hearts and two Silver Stars – out of order, of course.

Oh his Facebook profile, it says he went to medical school and then afterward worked for the San Mateo Police Department as an officer.

He’s the complete package… topped off by the Thousand Yard Stare.

Since it is most likely a fake Facebook profile, it would be nearly impossible to pinpoint him.

We may never know who this guy is and what his real name is, but we thought you may want to make a mental earmark of him in case you run across his photo again.  Also, you might have fun with it in the meantime.

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The pieces of the puzzle may be coming together.

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/pe/name/tessie-edsinga-obituary?pid=193125254

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Category: Medal of Honor, Navy Poser, Purple Heart, Valor Vultures

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Bill R.

He looks like an extremely obese Drew Carey.

Anonymous

Served on Meal Team 6, no doubt.

STSC(SW/SS)

He was served Seal Team 6, that explains the weight.

Bim

Looks like he ate his last birthday cake before they had time to tell him that a stripper was inside it.

A Proud Infidel®™️

He looks like the Round Ranger crossbred with “Blobfish”!

UpNorth

Wow, that Fakebook page is a whole lotta fucked up!!!!. This guy graduated from med school, four years after graduating high school, and was a doctor and a sheriff’s deputy at the same time.

Anonymous

I’d go with the sheriff’s deputy part…

Berliner

Has a fondness for handcuffs, obviously.

Stacy0311

If you gonna fake it go all the way. Where’s his Trident?

Can’t really be called a phony if you don’t claim to be a SEAL

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

He can’t claim to BE a SEAL if he ATE the seal. (ARF! ARF!)

Damn! He’s the definition of 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack!

Hey now, he was told “you are what you eat”. So, if he figured if he ate a seal…

MarineDad61

Anyone try Google (or other website) reverse image search?
Several pics to run through the interwebby wringer.
Someone might come up with the source page, and possibly a NAME.
Happy hunting. 🙂

PTBH

Tried TinEye and Google image search. No joy.

FuzeVT

I looked at the linked obit, and CNOCM Rear Admiral George Thomas Usher, MoH, seems also to have been Admiral Raymond Spruance in his younger years.

FuzeVT

More results from Reverse image search:
Charles Henry Dawes = BGEN JOHN A. DES PORTES, USAF

https://www.af.mil/About-Us/Biographies/Display/Article/107253/brigadier-general-john-a-des-portes/

Graybeard

A sad, sad little overweight man.

NHSparky

Dude gives a whole new meaning to, “choker whites.”

2banana

Easy enough to do a facial search of da interwebs…

Just saying.

CplMajor Mike

I’m lost with the profile pic in an Army (?) uniform and the other pics of him in that giant industrial strength uniform of a Navy chief.

rgr769

No, it is an Air Force field grade officer uniform in that black and white cameo photo.

Anonymous

The multiple-service stuff here gives me whiplash just trying to form a coherent story from this guy to say it’s BS. (Ah, that’s his gimmick– brilliant!”

Claw

Despite being the clone of CPO Jim Morris, Sr., this Faked Up Profile does not meet the requirements to get a tick mark in the Navy column of the Valor Vultures Tote Board.

Nice try, but no banana./smile

AW1Ed

Navy demands a recount. That extra-ginormous uniform and misplaced bling wasn’t cheap!

KoB

“…topped off with the Thousand Yard Stare.”

“…topped off with the Meat Gazing Stare!” FIFY

This tool got tickle monster wrote large…all over.

“…make a mental earmark…” Not sure if there is enough brain bleach in the world to get that image out of my mind.

Anonymous

Bingo, we’ve found Ned Beatty’s stunt double:

John Seabee

Cannot stop laughing at this ass clown. MRCM arm badge and hash marks on a CWO3 choker jacket… This mutt is truly the poster child for the term “Makes Hogan’s Goat Look Like a Precision Tool.”

rgr769

And, according to his FakeBook page he was also a field grad Air Force officer. What a mensch.

Commissar

You all need to learn Navy rank insignia…

He is clearly a Master Chief Petty Warrant Officer.

AW1Ed

He can hang at the “O” club with Captain-Corporal O’Reilly

Poetrooper

“He is clearly a Master Chief Petty Warrant Officer.”

If that was an attempt at sarcasm, Lars, you need to so indicate, as humor is not something we’re accustomed to hearing from you.

And you didn’t use “shit” a single time.

Amazing…🤔

Hatchet

“Clearly”? Do enlighten us, Lars…
More pearls of wisdom from a fraud being a fraud, making fun of a fraud. Fuck off

A Proud Infidel®™️

Ya gotta give credit where it’s due, I think that’s probably the most intelligent comment that Major Moonbat has made so far this year!

David

Year? Try century.

But it’s as good as any.

Anonymous

Well, he tries…

Green Thumb

Agreed.

The All-Points Logistics uniform of the day.

AW1Ed

Navy Master Chief Warrant Officer w/ pilot wings and a SWO badge who fell chest first into the ribbon locker. All wrapped up in a size XXXLg choker white uniform?
Oh yeah, he’s legit. He got over Macho Grande, because he wasn’t there.

Mick

Looks like he’s actually sporting Navy Astronaut wings.

Wonder where he would have found those? Very rare.

AW1Ed

I stand corrected. Navy Astronaut Wings can be had all day on eBay for around $20.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Who fit his uniform? Omar the Tent Maker?

The Eureka Tent Company®™️ is my guess!

Tallywhagger

Anyone seen Al Franken, recently?

Anonymous

…or Danny DeVito?

Harry

So…what exactly is the green ribbon w/6 stars under the Medal ribbon supposed to be?

Happy 4th you fat slob and tanks for your service at Golden Corral.

Mike B USAF Retired

Not 100% sure but maybe a Law Enforcement Medal of Honor.

Here’s one for the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office. A lot of LE Agencies use the same awards across the US.

https://www.pbso.org/pbso-medal-of-honor/

Mike B USAF Retired

Or maybe Texas Legislative Medal of Honor

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Legislative_Medal_of_Honor

Carlton

The quantity of french fries on his sleeve is exceeded only by the quantity of french fries is his belly.

His blood type is gravy.

He asks that everyone stop poking him in the stomach.

I’m thinking this has to be a trolling profile, though.

Anonymous

St’ Patrick’s Day Best Drinker Award? (No, wait, there’d be some snake reference… )

Green Thumb

Its the All-Points Logistics Meritorious Service Award.

Each star is for a subsequent award.

Wireman611

He’s dressed for”panic at the disco” when YMCA comes up. Current and former pop tunes.

Slow Joe

Panic at the Disco is a greatwstwstest band.

The Stranger

If your taste in music is anything like your taste in beer, I’ll pass!

A Proud Infidel®™

Hell, I bet he’d choose “Teen Spirit” by Nirvana over “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen!

PTBH

The mystery may be solved:

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/pe/name/tessie-edsinga-obituary?pid=193125254

His Facebook page mentions the name Usher as well.

MarineDad61

PTBH,
It appears that niece Patty (Patrice in Sedona)
is the 1 person with the key to the ID
of her distant Uncle Crazy.

I’m looking at her phone number now,
but I don’t have the heart to actually make the call.
At least, not today.

Sandman

Dang people! Can’t you see that is the Captain from the WALL-E movie!!

Mason

This is Master Chief Soup Sandwich!

Dude in the update picture (brother) has a star (campaign star from the looks of it) on the MoH. The green one with stars below that is the Texas Legislative Medal of Honor, awarded to such people as Audie Murphy. These guys are no Audie Murphy.

PTBH
PTBH
MarineDad61

PTBH,
Another, with the name on the Legacy obituary you linked.
Also has the international fake hot female sockpuppet friends.
Idle since 2017.

The ol’ nutjob has been pushing the sockpuppet suck for quite some time.
https://www.facebook.com/people/George-Thomas-Usher/100011075798685/

MarineDad61

PTBH,
Add this to the pile of acorns.
Worse… USNA.
All over the place, too.
We’re into serious derangement territory.

But keep in mind, this could all be coming from Brazil, the Middle East, etc.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/george-thomas-usher-735329121

MarineDad61

Another LinkedAcorn,
which may narrow down location,
due to reporting on local news (years ago).
ANOTHER UNIFORM (black).
SAME RIBBONS
BOTH names here (Mayes/Usher)
https://twitter.com/fmayesyore

PTBH

Yep, that be him.

Anonymous

Holy schmo! “Captain general” at USMA (bears Corporal-Captain) and couldn’t find a dictionary to spell Letnan Kolon after gradumation!

I’ll take “Had My BS Fakebook Profile Done by a 5th Grader” for $1000, Alex!

A Proud Infidel®™️

I’m going to go with “Nigerian Grade School Dropout in a cheap dirt-floored Internet cafe” for $1000…

MarineDad61

A Proud Infidel@,
I am almost convinced of the same,
but for 1 disturbing detail.
Trolling the same obituary 3 years straight, each June.

Check the PTBH mystery solved clue above, with the legacy obit.
Niece Patrice in Arizony can likely ID her Uncle Crazy in Cally.

Slowest Joe

WuuhahjahahahhahhMuahhahahaj

Slow Joe

What teh ufk?

I am the Slowest Joe!

Why is my mighty comment under review?

*pulls out Tomahawk* (2-23IN)

Slowest Joe

I meant Slowest Joe….!@#$%^&&

Poetrooper

If ol’ Poe’s not mistaken, this is our very first Letnan Kolonel of the United States Air Force, is it not?

They’re a very rare breed…

Mike B USAF Retired

Awards I can figure out, or at least I think I can figure out.

Medal of Honor
?
Texas Legislative Medal of Honor
Purple Heart Medal (2 devices)
Silver Star Medal (? devices)
Bronze Star Medal (1 device)
?
United Nations Service Medal
China Service Medal
Vietnam Service Medal
?
Kuwait Liberation Medal (SA)
Korean Service Medal
Prisoner of War Medal
Legion of Merit Medal
Air Force Cross Medal
Antarctic Service Medal
Distinguish Flying Cross Medal
?
?
?
Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon

HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10

Still two(2) unidentified:

Medal of Honor
? ?
Texas Legislative Medal of Honor
Purple Heart Medal (2 devices)
Silver Star Medal (? devices)
Bronze Star Medal (1 device)
>> China Service Ribbon w/ 1 star
United Nations Service Medal
China Service Medal
Vietnam Service Medal
>> USN Arctic Service Ribbon
Kuwait Liberation Medal (SA)
Korean Service Medal
Prisoner of War Medal
Legion of Merit Medal
Air Force Cross Medal
Antarctic Service Medal
Distinguish Flying Cross Medal
>> American Defense Service Commemorative Ribbon –
https://www.medalsofamerica.com/r246
??
>> CA NG Enlisted Excellence Ribbon
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Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon

Anonymous

And all without an NDSM!

Anonymous

One on the upper left of the first row (below the Medal of Honor, that as) and the first “?” in the list is the NATO Medal (original, now “for the former Yugoslavia” or SFOR, as there are so many additional flavors of it today). Have it for going to Bosnia with SFOR in the ’99.

Mike B USAF Retired

Updated List….

Medal of Honor
?
Texas Legislative Medal of Honor
Purple Heart Medal (2 devices)
Silver Star Medal (? devices)
Bronze Star Medal (1 device)
Gold Life Saving Medal (USCG)
United Nations Service Medal
China Service Medal
Vietnam Service Medal
?
Kuwait Liberation Medal, Saudi
Korean Service Medal
Prisoner of War Medal
Legion of Merit Medal
Air Force Cross Medal
Antarctic Service Medal
Distinguish Flying Cross Medal
?
?
?
Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon

HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10

Ranks worn:

USN CWO3 (Machinist)
Master Chief Machine Repairman

Devices worn:

USN Aviator
USN Engineering Duty Officer*
Command or Fleet or Force Master Chief
Command at Sea over nametag – Likely

* Fun Fact: An EDO is a restricted line officer…not a CWO.

Anonymous

Rating as a Vending Machine Repairman (Master Chief or not) that I’d believe.

But whoever fraudulently claims to be a MOS 31L or 92A in the Army either?

Mike B USAF Retired

Updated list, 2 of them I can’t ID at all. A mix of awards from different branches, and no NDSM! Is he trying to claim 2 MOHs with the Silver Star device on it…? SOB needs to be hung up by his balls!

Medal of Honor (1 SS device)

NATO Medal

Texas Legislative Medal of Honor

Purple Heart Medal (2 BS devices)

Silver Star Medal (2 BS devices)

Bronze Star Medal (3 BOL devices) upside down.

Gold Life Saving Medal (1 SS device) USCG

United Nations Service Medal

China Service Medal

Vietnam Service Medal

? Unknown

Kuwait Liberation Medal (SA)

Korean Service Medal

Prisoner of War Medal

Legion of Merit Medal

Air Force Cross Medal

Antarctic Service Medal

Distinguish Flying Cross Medal

Military Officers Association Award (AFJRROTC)

Army Distinguish Service Medal

? Unknown

Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon

Hatchet

‘claim 2 MOHs with the Silver Star device on it…? SOB needs to be hung up by his balls!’ – moot point as he probably doesn’t haven’t any and uses the uniform to compensate for the lack of them… But yeah, owing to his apparently tiny weeny, needs to be beaten and hung like Mussolini…

Anonymous

So, he got 6 of ’em? Move over, Rambo!

I’m kinda disappointed there’s no Hoth Campaign Ribbon or Battle of Endor Medal though.

A Proud Infidel®™️

No Romulan or Klingon Campaign Awards either!

Anonymous

…or something a pedestrian as the Navy/USMC Combat Action Ribbon (CAR)!

For shame!

Green Thumb

All in a days work at All-Points Logistics.

USMCVetRet.

I had to get this far down the comments section before someone realized that the small silver star placed on his Medal of Honor would indicate that five subsequent awards following his initial receipt of the medal.

Claw

And even that little silver star is wrong, since the proper size for subsequent awards for the Navy/Marines would be a 5/16 inch star and that one is a 3/16 inch star./s

But all in all, what does one expect from somebody who wears all the Oak Leaf Clusters on his medals upside down.

But at least, the NDSM Brotherhood didn’t take a hit on this one.

Dennis - not chevy

China Service Medal but no American Defense Medal? In the 50 years or so it would take to get these different medals, one may think he would have found the time to award himself the ADM.

Dennis - not chevy

Is the ribbon next to the USAF NCO PME ribbon the California Enlisted Excellence Ribbon?

Mustang Major

I learn something new every day: Michelin’s (tires) BIB served as a Navy warrant officer.

STSC(SW/SS)

I went to Worlds of Fun in Kansas City a long time ago and had my picture taken with a fake cammo uniform, fake hand grenade and fake M-16. The picture was for Gung Ho magazine and it had a line “Interview with the worlds most dangerous warrior”

Of course it was just for fun like those old west pictures taken in costume.

These two clowns hit the jackpot.

SFC D

I got the exact same picture taken at 6 Flags Over Georgia in 1988. MRS D has it hanging in the den.

rgr1480

I got one as well at Knott’s Berry Farm.

A Proud Infidel®™

More 8TFU than a shit soup sandwich in downtown Mogadishu!

Carlton

This fellow makes William Derek Church, the Liar of Lenoir, look like Karen Carpenter.

Regarding roasting this fellow … We’ve only just begun

Sj

I live in the same grid square that Round Ranger used to live (or still does). No sightings.

Just Lurkin

SJ-I’m in Burka county. There’s a new JD’e BBQ joint about to open in Gamewell, if he’s still in the area I suspect he’ll turn up there eventually.

sj

Can’t wait for them to open and save a trip to Rutherfordton College. Drive by the new one everyday. You’re right, this will be a baited field for Round if he’s still around.

MarineDad61

Carlton & SJ,
Either the Book of Fake is reusing old account URLs for newbies, or
William Derek Church (SsgtSniper) has converted to Pakistani Muslim.
(This is the URL link on the original Jan 5, 2014 story.)
[Jahanzaib Khan]
https://www.facebook.com/SsgtSniper

sj

hmmm

Green Thumb

Lets not forget Soup Sandwich.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Bernathian level of asshattery… waiting for him to show up and start waiving his credentials to us.

The Stranger

As long as credentials are the only thing he waves, I’m good.

A Proud Infidel®™️

He looks like a one man Buffet Destroyer, a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando!

Anonymous

No buffet is over! You just don’t turn it off!

Ex-PH2

I lost 60 pounds over the last two years. Now I know where they ended up.

tshe

On his one Facebook page, he says “I am a 143 year old Reincarnated 3 times white man. I am likeable and friendly.”

So does that mean he would be immune from Stolen Valor according to SJWs? I can see there would be little difference in believing in reincarnation and a man self-identifying as a female Filipino transgendered prostitute.

rgr769

Maybe next year he will be a reincarnated Bernasty. That would give all of us here something to look forward to happening in 2022.

Hatchet

Wow… This walk-talking tube-steak is THE poster-child for Ten pounds of Shit in a Five pound bag. Not hard to imagine that if Don Shipley ever curled up his fist and punched this guy, the resulting splatter would probably wipe out vegetation for miles…

A Proud Infidel®™️

That flufferhead is SO FAT that his farts are measured on the Richter Scale, the last time he wore a yellow raincoat he had people running behind him yelling “TAXI!!!”.

Hatchet

Good one!! B’wahHaHa – absolutely killing me

UpNorth

You’re on a roll today, API.

The Stranger

Muh-fugger so fat I had to take two buses and a train to get on his good side!

The Stranger

This dude so fat, he sweats gravy!

The Stranger

I told this dude it was chilly outside, he went and got a spoon!

The Stranger

Dude has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

sgt. vaarkman 27-48thTFW

a sad fatboy with low self esteem looking for attention, probably going to get more than he bargained for, pathetic jack ass of all trades and master(baiter) of none except that of the food court taste tester

OlafTheTanker

Now we know where all the used tents went when Ringling Brothers went out of business.

Ex-PH2

Who needs a tank when you’ve got This Guy to move into range for you?

MarineDad61

<<— Reported the article's Fake Dawes page URL to FakeBook,
as a Fake Account.

FakeBook did nothing.
[An update on your report
We reviewed the profile you reported and found that it doesn't go against any of our Community Standards.
If there's something specific on this profile that you think we should review (example: a photo), please report the content itself.
We want to keep Facebook safe and welcoming for everyone, so thanks again for taking the time to report this. ]

So there you go.
FakeBook continues to harbor the phonies, the sockpuppets,
and the 3rd world criminals, who mostly target Americans.

Anonymous

But if he expressed a conservative opinion, they’d be on him for valor fraud like white on rice.

rgr769

Naw, FakeBook would just report him to the NSA as a white supremacist extremist enemy of the people.

Tallywhagger

Hmmm, not a word from Hondo. Makes me wonder if he might be pulling a fast one on us. Albeit, there is no obvious indication that the facephuk page was created with “specific intent of entertaining the troops”.

Whoever it is has a good sense of humor and provided a little something for just about anyone.

The Stranger

Yup, it allowed me to dust off my “he so fat” jokes. Haven’t used those since Dan “The Wall” Wall graced our “pages.”

A Proud Infidel®™

Didn’t “Blobfish” Chevalier make you use a few as well?

Hondo

Been busy. Most of what I’d have said has been said already.

Kinda wonder about this . . . individual’s mental competency – while he was still alive, of course. Have to wonder if dementia was’t part of his problem.

Tallywhagger

Happy 4th, 5th and the rest. Hondo, I think it’s a spoof and look forward to someone discovering who the joker that cooked it up, is.

Some of that stuff is pretty funny.

Berliner

I think he’s eaten too many rest area urinal cakes.

SFC D

No shit, there I was. Sitting on the couch with MRS D last night. All of a sudden, she starts snickering. She’s looking at her phone, turns to me and says “Honey, this guy just tried to friend me on facebook. Says he’s a US Air Force General first class, 11Z, and a member of Delta company. Says he’s in Afghanistan doing contract work”.

Do you have any idea just how fucking bad it hurts when you spew Sam Adams out your nose?

Unfortunately, she deleted it before I could get a name to pass along to you dickweeds. Coulda been a lot of fun!