Weekend Open Thread

| July 9, 2021

There’s a photo posted on Gab showing a picture of a footprint on the moon. The photo also showed the spacesuit in display; the bottom of the boot looked different from what was in the photo. The above photo countered that meme. Enjoy your weekend.

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Hack Stone

In the name of Elaine Ricci, Hack Stone claims First Post for The This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread on this date, July 9, 2021.

P.S. Phil Monkress works balls.


Happy I turn over the [rains]. Out at The Cape of Cods and the TS-ish finally over-ish.
Have a great weekend!


You work WoT FIRSTS!!!
DAMN missed it by a minute and a half.

Hack Stone

Good thing it posted when it did, Hack Stone has to get back to work. The Vice President of the proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government formerly located in Bethesda Maryland has Hack standing at the River Road exit of The Capital Beltway selling software. If he doesn’t get there in time, that prime spot will be scarfed up by a guy selling roses.


You need a better cardboard sign.
Try one saying that you got 4 PH, 2MOH, 8 Silver Stars and were held captive in North Korea for the entire Trump Presidency !!!
Worked great for me !!!!!


Rats of the Cong to our Learless Feeder, Hack Stone!


So Hack is now Lording over us weeds of the dickey…….

We are so doomed………



Commissioner Wretched


Commissioner Wretched

Dog gone … I hereby relinquish my claim to Hack Stone, who has most definitely earned his FIRST.

Hack Stone

Now, if one of you Adorable Deplorables would just purchase some over priced out dated Red Hat Software, Hack’s week would end a high note.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Would A above Middle C be a high enough note for you?

Hack Stone

Not so fast. Send it to the booth for review.

Commissioner Wretched

Since Hack Stone got his FIRST in just ahead of mine, I congratulate him on his acumen and his achievement! (Yes, I’ve been reading the Thesaurus again.) To make up for my errant claim, I hereby leave this week’s trivia column. May all my TAH friends enjoy! DID YOU KNOW…? How tall was the tallest man who ever lived? By Commissioner Wretched A belated Happy Birthday to the United States! As of Sunday, our country is now 245 years old! Well, not really, the Declaration of Independence is 245 years old; the country itself is a bit younger, since the Revolutionary War was not won until 1781. Regardless, it’s always a day of celebration, since the good ol’ USA was the first nation to assume its people were smart enough to elect leaders. (Boy, did I set up some seriously good jokes with that line, or what?) Now the fireworks and the barbecues are over, so let’s get down to some serious business – trivia! Presented this week, prepared by yours truly. Have fun. Did you know … … about 40% of children under the age of three in the United States have never visited a dentist? (That’s a childish thing to do!) … the U.S. Department of Agriculture has an official definition of a sandwich? According to the USDA, a sandwich has at least 35% cooked meat and no more than 50% bread. (Leave the decisions to the government, and this is what you get.) … you may know… Read more »

Hack Stone

In the state of Wisconsin it is legal to marry your house. So many questions. Is that open to the two prominent genders, or just one? Are houses considered male or female? Where do they honeymoon? Who walks the bride down the aisle? How does the groom carry the bride across the threshold, What with the threshold being part of the house. If you sublet your home, does that make you a swinger? Enquiring minds want to know.


Do you get the marriage deduction on your income taxes like a human only couple? What if you just rent? Plus can you rent out your house wife? Cuz, there is a name for renting out your human wife. Certainly these are burning legal issues in Cheese Head land.


Here’s a pic of Wadlow:


Commissioner Wretched

The man beside him in the photo is his father … who stood around 6 feet 1 inch himself.

A true gentle giant; look up the few surviving films of him on YouTube and see what I mean. It would have been very easy for most people to adopt a crappy attitude about life, having been handed this; Mr. Wadlow was the exact opposite. He always wanted to be “one of the boys” and he was treated that way by his friends and family.

Milo Mindbender

(If it was a mall, did Trajan’s Forum have the obligatory fountains, piped-in elevator music, and all that other glitz?)
Did Betty White or Keith Richards attend the ribbon cutting ceremony?

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Number Five is ALIVE!


#9. #9. #9. #9.

A Proud Infidel®™

WHAT were they stoned on when they came up with that? Sounds like something made for the pinky-in-the-air avant-garde artsy-fartsy crowd!


NOW, taking a look at the post above and because there’s no contributing information AND because I’m sure you fuckers will lose your shit as quickly as a busload of Internet Karens, AS IF the driver decided to wait for instructions rather than just crash the gate at some random military base (I haven’t seen that yet and it’s only a few days old. Maybe the Admins here nee do see about this for posting.

ANYWAY, that shit up top is internet bullshit. YES that’s his suit and YES the prints on the Moon match….”THAT’S WHAT THE GOVERNMENT BRAINWASHED CHIPNASA TO SAY IN CASE THIS EVER CAME UP, AS PLANT!!!!”

Fucking Facebook Idiots, but then, I repeat myself.


A Proud Infidel®™

Often the same people who think that the Lunar Landings were faked also believe that “Pro Wrestling” is for real!


Happy Friday !!!

Another trip around the sun for me today!!

Commissioner Wretched

Many happy returns of the day!


I hope you get laid.
Happy Birthday.
“I wish for you what I wish for myself.”


Congratulations 😎👍 And many happy returns of the day

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight



Happy b-day Eggs, and may there be many more happy ones.




Happy B Day Eggs!



Got in earlier today from a mission trip to help build a church building outside Shreveport, LA.
We took 3 grandsons of appropriate age and strength to join a family group (some of 14 siblings and their children and grandchildren) that does this annually.
As always, we had a ton of fun, and got a bunch done.

But I’m a bit tired.

Good news this week is the cardiologist said my heart was fine (and that I needed to get back to work on the construction). Go see the cancer doc later this month – I think.

God bless all you Delta Wiskeys and Wiskettes – have a great weekend.


Finally some rain in Maine. And the taters are soaking it up!
Primary doc administered a “mental exam” today and as it turns out I am
just as sharp as ever and scored 100 percent. Been having “issues” but not
anything like sleepy Joe. Man, that guy is lost in space.

Happy birthdate to Eggs. And Happy Conviction to Michael Avenatti.
Enjoy the weekend everyone.

A Proud Infidel®™

Potatoes? Then I assume that that rain in Maine mainly fell on the plain!


Did anyone else hear Mark Steyn refer to the “woke” Chairman of the Joint Chiefs as “Thoroughly Modern Millie”?

That made ol’ Poe smile…


Happy Friday ya Bahstids!


Mixed day here, just finishing up my regular shift in the morning, was supposed to work a trade tomorrow, but just found out I’m headed to Wyoming on a severity engine for two weeks, so that has potential.
On the not so good side, found out my boy didn’t get the scholarship he was hoping for, so now gonna have to find the money out of pocket.. guess it’s going i’m getting deployed..

A Proud Infidel®™

Thirty-something and Honorary First once again.



No rain at the casa… but driving the convertible to get inspected, it rains. And as I cross the driveway at the inspection station, the ignition module died. So no engine, no inspection, raining, top down. And the top goes up in minutes, not seconds. The Brits invented both clumsy convertible roofs AND electrical failures.

I got one question for the dickhead who defined the sandwich (in CW’s post): I spread peanut butter between two slices of bread it’s a peanut butter sandwich, right? So where’s that 35% meat?

Green Thumb

My dog just dropped a huge steaming pile of Phil Monkress in my neighbor’s yard.

Hack Stone

When they come out with the list of most dangerous occupations every year, where does rapper come in? You can’t go a week without an aspiring rapper getting shot, obviously by a law enforcement officer or a white supremacist, because we are constantly told that they are the biggest threat to young African American men. And this is not to imply that rap music is inherently violent, Hack Stone recalls reading about the Polka Wars that ravaged the Midwest back in the early 1950’s.


Hack Stone

Now that the Robert E. Lee State has been taken down, the daily carnage of shootings and killings destroying the Democrat run inner cities will now cease, because White Supremacy represented by that statue is responsible for all of the ills being experienced by minorities.