Hunter Biden’s got a fresh hustle to make money. Totally not corrupt.

| June 15, 2021

Hunter Biden painting, his latest career for which he will be paid handsomely without any talent or track record of performance

Hunter Biden’s taking a break from snorting Parmesan cheese, knocking up strippers, being a deadbeat dad, and doinking his brother’s widow to learn a new skill. As with most of his other suddenly acquired skills, coincidentally all occurring when his dad has political power at the highest levels of the US government, this one is set to pay off big time.

Hunter’s latest get rich(er) quick scheme is to paint. His manager, who has some ties to China (surprise!) expects the paintings to fetch between $75k and $500k.

Breitbart explores the obvious corruption concerns inherent in something like this and the Chinese ties of Biden’s representative. It’s not even something couched in altruism like Clinton Foundation “donations”. They’re not even hiding it anymore. They can get away with pay-for-play out in the open now. It’s like watching the mob operate. They’ve even got Kamala’s step-daughter out there playing fashion model (and to put it kindly, she’s…well I can’t put it kindly, she’s homely).

If you want to see his “art”, Artnet.com did an interview with him. It starts like this;

Hunter Biden is on the move. The lawyer, former lobbyist, and son of U.S. President Joe Biden has left his $5.4 million rental in Venice Beach, California, for a quieter Los Angeles neighborhood up the coast. He won’t say where, exactly, because right-wing guys like to show up on his doorstep with bullhorns.

He’s 15 minutes late for our interview because the house doesn’t have mobile service yet. “I’m wondering how many people are trying to get in touch with me and then failing,” Biden, 51, told me over the phone. “Which is kind of nice actually. Usually, I just don’t answer the phone.”

There’s a few obvious reasons why not a single person would ever want to go into business with him. He won’t answer calls, he’s hiding out, and he’s late (because his house has no cell service?). The US Navy dodged a 16 inch Iowa-class broadside bullet when he pissed hot.

Of course, there’s one great big reason someone would want to go into business with him, or, in this case, buy his shitty art. His dad’s the President of the United States and is easily bought persuaded.

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Anonymous

If he’s making art about booze, strippers and blow, maybe, but otherwise…

Green Thumb

I think he should attempt to paint a nude with Phil Monkress posing for the portrait.

The Turd Touche it would be called.

Worth? Unsure.

Green Thumb

They can also swap stories on their Naval Officer careers while they pass the coke straw back and forth.

Mustang Major

money laundering scheme

Daisy Cutter

BINGO!

Poetrooper

Wanna sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom? Get a few minutes of face time with POTUS?

Just pay the multi-million dollar asking price (with no questions asked) for one of Hunter’s paint-by-the-numbers masterpieces…🤑🤑🤑

Anonymous

We’re not supposed to notice.

5JC

For $25,000 His lawyer told him it was completely legal.

E4 Mafia '83-'87

Paint-by-numbers really pays nowadays.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Can it get any more fucking obvious? Now watch the snotweasels in the mainstream news media stay silent about this at the order of the DNC like the drooling lapdogs they are.

RGR 4-78

They probably won’t stay silent, they will faun over Hunter’s art as if he were Michelangelo himself.
Have to give credibility to the lie somehow.

A Proud Infidel®™

What will Hunter Biden show next, his bronzed crack pipe?

HMCS(FMF) ret

Look at how the fawn all over Kamala’s step-daughter the hipster fashion “model”… not gonna post a link, cause it’ll give you the anal seepage.

Stoney

ouch, so I just had to google her and damn, now I need to run the bathroom.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Done by the same crowd that shunned Melania Trump, shows their level of political bias very nicely.

ChipNASA

API
I’m stealing “snotweasel” for the The Hemisphere of Insults®™
We don’t have anything like that on there.
Thanks for the contribution.

Andy11M

I wonder how many people/companies/foreign heads of state will buy his paintings and gush about them. and them what a qawinky dink, get a audience with Creepy Uncle Joe.

Txnorsky

One a make money with paint by numbers??

Who knew??

KoB

Putting those skilz of painting hooker’s bodies and applying glitter coming in handy now, huh?

Didn’t know the boy was into painting. I got a pole barn here at Firebase Magnolia that the tin roof could use a coat or two. High as that bastard can get, I won’t even need to rent a lift.

As mentioned above, the bastards aren’t even trying to be sneaky about their pay to play. As obvious as a stolen election.

tshe

Some should look into the slush fund set up at the University of Pennsylvania that Biden draws from. Replenished by China. UofP doesn’t have to open their books because it is a private institution.

Google it sometime, you’ll be enlightened. It is a form of legal money laundering.

tshe

$70 Million in Undisclosed Gifts from China Given to “Biden Center” at UPenn
https://securityisstrengthpac.com/bidens-china-connections/

tshe
Roh-Dog

What a world in which we live, Hunter is alive yet Andrew Breitbart ain’t…
Hey Hunter Bribe’em, don’t [smoke] it all at once.

Dave Hardin

I can not help but wonder if Hunter Biden and Duncan Hunter are secret playmates.

One of the things that President Trump did that I took great exception to… he pardoned Duncan Hunter and that greedy whore he was married to.

Phuk them and anyone that looks like them.

Hatchet

Biden’s kid is NOT corrupt?! *whew* That’s GREAT news!! I’m going to sleep a helluva lot better now. And good ‘ol Hunter now ‘markets’ his paint-by-numbers-projectz? *shrug* Think everyone should be happy for him as this is probably the only useful thing this idjit can do without actually poking both of his own eyes out. Res ipsa loquitur – the thing speaks for itself or let a moron be a moron…

SFC D

Hunter’s only in it for the paint fumes.

Hatchet

Cheers and thanks for setting me straight on that one

Berliner

That’s a combination “paint brush” and a coke straw.
In my Bob Ross, the painter (R.I.P.), voice:

First one gets all the crystals in a line then one snorts through the handle. That’s good! Repeat for the other nostril. Finally, insert bristle end of brush in a nostril of your choice and inhale deeply to capture any remaining unsnorted crystals. It’s an art!

Daisy Cutter

We’re gonna go ahead and spread this around a little. Just like that…

Neanderthal

10% to the Big Guy.

rgr769

I’ll bet there are some super rich ChiCom party oligarchs that will want to buy his “art” for big bucks. Wonder if “The Big Guy” will get his 10% of each purchase and in what form.

Sapper3307

Money laundering with “art work” by the FBI.
https://youtu.be/3eDnKct5XAw

Berliner

Question… How many paintings would one need to purchase to become an Ambassador? 10% to the Big Guy.

MarineDad61

Soooo…. Is the name of art dealer Georges Berg’es
real French, or bullshit menu French?

[I was born and raised in California
and spent some time living in Alaska during my undergraduate years.
Before finally settling in New York City]

Answer – Bullshit menu French.
Verified by the photos.
http://residentpublications.com/georges-berges-2/

MarineDad61

It gets better.
Even the suited up photos here,
Hunter Biden can’t avoid appearing either high, or strung out.

BRUSH WITH THE LAW
Hunter Biden planning art show with dealer
‘who was charged with terrorist threats and has links to China’
31 Jan 2021
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13901149/hunter-biden-art-show-dealer-georges-berges-china-ties/

Hatchet

Think ‘ol Sniffer-Joe may need to consider doing what Buckingham Palace and the Queen have apparently done with his Princelyness, Randy-Andy – disappear him for a while(in Hunter’s case – ought to be a very long while). Frankly, I don’t think anyone would really miss this has-been-that-never-was – other than Hunter’s wife, the rest of the World would probably heave a sigh of relief…

bmorgan

Just a guess, but…

If Hunter Biden announced that he wanted to go off the grid and study the mating habits of the Capybaras and bisexual activity in Black Spider Monkeys deep in the Amazon jungle, nobody would tackle him around the ankles and beg him not to go.

Daisy Cutter

Hunter Biden eats paint chips.

The Stranger

More like he has 4 “DRG Cocktail” lunches!

Daisy Cutter

Hunter being a sought after artist is akin to Chelsea Clinton getting that 120K+ job right out of college.

Tell me what fresh college grad gets 120K?

https://www.influencewatch.org/person/chelsea-clinton/

Clinton’s first position after college was with the consulting firm McKinsey & Company at a reported starting salary of $120,000 per year, equivalent to those with MBA degrees, despite having no business experience.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Liberal politicians’ offspring are the epitome of “White Privilege”.

Arby

Paying for paintings is just another twist on the old standby of paying a huge advance for a book written by a ghost writer that goes straight to the clearance table at the dollar store.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone found video of the art collector who has been purchasing Hunter Biden’s limited edition paintings.