Jeremy Dewitte Arrested for Alleged Date Violence

| April 9, 2021

Jeremy Dewitte was arrested on April 8, 2021, for allegedly assaulting his date. (Orange County Jail)

It appears that Jeremy Dewitte was recently arrested for alleged date violence. However, his troubles do not stop here. YouTube user “MSG Retired” provided a new video focusing on Jeremy Dewitte’s claim of going to Army Ranger and Special Forces school during his college ROTC years. This was during an interview that included an interviewer who is an Army veteran.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime, Stolen Valor

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  1. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    US Army Ranger School AND the Q Course while in College ROTC? YEAH, JUST LIKE when I was recruited STRAIGHT OUT of the nursey as a baby to be a Door Gunner on Apollo Missions (I was recruited when I was a baby because of my size back then)…

    I wonder if Jeremy Dewitte has already practiced picking up the soap for when he’s in the showers with Bubba, Thor, Julio and “Tiny Tyrone”?

    • Green Thumb says:

      Dude, that type of training is required to be the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress’ (CEO of All-Points Logistics Chief of Transportation Security.

      Tell you what, though. Phildo had better get Lori Benton spun up and moving or he could be losing a valuable employee.

    • JRM says:

      Roses are red, violets are blue. Jeremy’s gonna need some lube while he’s locked in the zoo.

      Name edited to protect PII.

  2. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Jeezuz… will it never end for Jeremy Dimwitte?

    • Hack Stone says:

      Someone had to pick up the baton after Daniel Bernath did his tribute to kamikaze pilots. And he lives in Florida, what Homer Simpson calls America’s wang. Maybe he can hook up with Dullass.

  3. OWB says:

    This is one very special pervert. He has been screaming to be stopped for too many years. Maybe he finally will have the red lights and siren taken away from him for a while.

    Disgusting PoS.

  4. 26Limabeans says:

    Laconia….show us your tits!
    Outta be a pretty good time this year.
    Especially if they try to cancel it.
    Even more so if Dewitte shows up.

  5. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    That picture makes one wonder if there weren’t a few too many serious blows to the head over the years, knocking loose some basic cognitive functionality.

    Someone who definitely fits my father’s old adage, “If your word ain’t worth shit, neither are you…”

  6. NHSparky says:

    Don Shipley was right. These fuckers will take this shit to the grave.

    And also correct is the statement that SV is the rancid cherry on the top of the shit sundae.

  7. Skyjumper says:

    Jeremy De-HalfWitte, the gift that keeps on giving…..but now, hopefully, will be probably be receiving and putting out.

    Here’s some sage advice for the future, Jeremy.
    Never eat anything bigger than your face. (smile)

  8. MarineDad61 says:

    Oh Geez.
    Others are all over YouTube with DeWitte videos.
    It’s NOT a new date.
    It’s DeWitte’s 3 years on & off booty call, and an employee
    (errr, contractor).
    And, she’s hedging.
    Cuckoo. Cuckoo.

    • rgr769 says:

      Apparently she likes her job, and she wants to keep it.

      • MarineDad61 says:

        Too late for that.
        Judge just put a distance between her and him.
        And, her and his bed.

    • timactual says:

      He didn’t say a word for over 7 minutes!! A new record. Must be Gorilla Glue under that mask.

    • thebesig says:

      YouTuber Jpavilion spliced different Jeremy DeWitte videos together into an EDM mix video. Watching his beating on a car to a musical beat is comedy gold.

  9. Ex Coelis says:

    Jeremy Dewitte garners my ‘Perfect example of a Waste of Skin’ award(replete w/ cluster-fuck clusters). And now compounds his misery by LYING to the World that he’s a former US Army Ranger?! Will someone PLEASE flush this PoS – ONCE and FOR ALL?!!!

    @Hack Stoned – FFS!!! Please STOP referring to Daniel ‘The Dickhead’ Bernath – HE’S DEADER THAN MONTY PYTHON’S PARROT!!!! And constantly referring to yourself in the third-person is just weird…

    • Hack Stone says:

      He’s not really dead. As long as we remember him.

      And as to (see what Hack Stone did there?) Hack Stone referring to himself in the third person, some people, such as Elaine Ricci, find that endearing. Most people don’t, though.

    • Animal says:

      Animal thinks Hack can call himself whatever he wants.

    • Penguinman000 says:

      Penguin says if one finds Hack’s propensity to refer to himself in the third person the weirdest thing about him you’re not paying attention. That’s just scratching the surface. He’s an odd bird overall.

      • The Stranger says:

        Yeah, I remember some of the stories he recounted from his upbringing in the Greater Philadelphia metropolitan area and his time in the Corps far stranger (see what I did there?)

        • Penguinman000 says:

          Penguin has noticed there is a flock of odd birds on this forum.

          Birds of a feather I guess.

          • Poetrooper says:

            Some hawks, maybe a few eagles, a whole lotta old crows…

            And one squawking seagull…😜😜😜

          • timactual says:

            Not to worry. Everything changes. Eventually there will be a flock of even birds. I will give odds on that.

            Anyway, my type of people—
            Odd Fellows—
            “….an international fraternity… convivial meetings were held “in much revelry and, often as not, the calling of the Watch to restore order.”[ ”


            • NHSparky says:

              Except for that dipshit Kirjath Toney.

              Another fake fucker that’ll take his shit to the grave.

        • MarineDad61 says:

          The Stranger,
          A stranger stranger?
          More strange than the average stranger?
          Could it be (gasp)…
          more strange, stranger, than even The Stranger?


  10. MI Ranger says:

    So I knew two individuals in ROTC (the University of Texas at Austin) in the classes ahead of me (They would have started Fall of 1984 and 1985) who attended Ranger School in lieu of Advanced Camp (if you pass it is an automatic 5 rating for Advanced Camp). The first finally graduated and returned to school write as school started. The second went straight through. I later ran across the second individual in Ranger Regiment, when 2nd BN came and used our facilities while most of he unit was away; and then later when I was stationed in Italy and they were visiting from Germany (he married another cadet from ROTC).
    They would have been in 1987 and 1988. As the MSG mentioned, Class 10-88 would have been starting in August (Classes a re numbered by Fiscal Year, with no class starting in December) so not sure who would be just starting in that class. I never heard of anyone doing Ranger School from ROTC since then, especially since it almost made the one individual miss a semester of school.

    • MI Ranger says:

      So in ROTC these would be Order of Merit assigned schools. You don’t get to attend unless you are on the top of the Order of Merit: High GPA, First in class (ROTC) ranking, and they would not waste their one class on a guy who got arrested…instant trip to the bottom of the OML.

      Some outstanding cadets went to Airborne School or Air Assault School. Only the Juniors or Seniors went to Ranger School. Only prior service guys went to selection, and most got told…”why don’t you go get some PL time in the regular Army first, thanks for trying…hopefully we will talk to you in a few years.”

      • 5JC says:

        It wasn’t just Airborne and Air Assault. There weren’t as many slots but also Arctic Warfare School and as I note below (super rare) Scuba School.

        Yes, the PMS is required to run an OML but of course has discretion on who will be sent.

    • USAFRetired says:

      In 1975 there were two members of the Class of 76 at my college who attended and completed the Ranger course summer of 1975.

  11. Martinjmpr says:

    DeWitte was in college?

    Yeah, I guess if “college” is a euphemism for “years spent in prison for statutory rape.”

    • Hack Stone says:

      Lots of guys get their college degree while incarcerated. It’s a welcome distraction between the sodomy in the prison showers.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        One can get sent to prison and get a college degree at taxpayer expense. Hell, THERE’S the “Free College” that Bernie-heads howl for along with EVERYONE there getting exactly the same everything and NO GUNS ALLOWED whatsoever, a total utopia for socialist moonbats!

  12. AW1Ed says:

    Great find, thebesig. Thanks.

  13. Green Thumb says:

    This dude is about to be the official prison “Meatgazer”.

  14. KoB says:

    Hopefully his “date” with Cell Block C will show him what assault is.


  15. 5JC says:

    Cadets did indeed go to Ranger School 1973 – 1988. After that only SMP and non-contracted reservists could still go but it was generally discouraged. The odds of getting injured or flunking were higher than passing Advance Camp. So no, only if he had a time machine.

    I know of no program that allowed cadets to go to SFAS but of course reservists could attend. Up until the late 90s there were two Advance Camps. One at Lewis and one at Bragg.

    Lucky me was picked up as one of the last cadre to work as a butter bar at Bragg after graduation and was sent to Camp Mackall to live for the summer to evaluate the cadets on platoon operations. They also used the Land Nav course at Mackall. Some ROTC units would go there during their semester FTXs to practice and some Ranger Challenge Teams would go there to train.

    If I had to guess douche nozzle was probably on the Ranger Challenge Team. They earned a funky looking tab that said RANGER on top in big block letters and CHALLENGE underneath it.

  16. 5JC says:

    If he lived in my state he would have to move. Sex offenders have to be more than 2000 feet from schools here.

    I imagine this will all work itself out in the wash. Eventually his antics will get him killed. Hopefully he wont take anyone else out when it happens.

  17. rgr769 says:

    Since this clown is in Floriduh, where they have no helmet law, I am suspecting witless DeWitte musta had some helmetless motorcycle crashes with attendant head injuries. First, if you listen to his bullshit, he claims he completed Ranger School and Special Forces school, and was awarded both tabs while he was in the first two years of college ROTC. I never heard of anyone attending SFOC or the Q course as an ROTC cadet. Moreover, he would have had to go to jump school as a cadet. Now, I know someone who claims he went to jump school as an ROTC cadet in about 1970. And I have heard of others who did likewise. But no two year cadet is ever going to get a slot at either of these schools. Anyway, not in the past; anything goes now with the New Woke Army. So trannie Jr. ROTC cadets will likely be attending sometime soon. Those triple tabs will really look good in high school on a rotcee uni.

    • 5JC says:

      Actually two year cadets were often given slots for Airborne and Air Assault School as an incentive to contract. At least they were back when I went.

      If you were going to one of these schools it was going to be in your first two years most likely anyway. Your third year was at summer camp and fourth year you were either getting commissioned or going to summer school to graduate. There were some post-camp slots for juniors but not any pre-camp slots due to risk of injury.
      The priority was to scholarship cadets but plenty of non-scholarship cadets went. We had several cadets at my school that went to both.

      When I worked ROTC our PMS actually was able to coordinate for Scuba slots, I think for the first time, for cadets. I think it only happened because the PMS was a legend in the SOF community.

      Cadets would typically go in their second year. The program required a very high level of commitment and there was extensive testing before they would be allowed to attend but we had 100% pass rate.

      • Ret_25X says:

        “Jeremy DeWitte showers with other men”

        Based on his soon to be written book, “My 25 years of showering with other men”.

        I understand the book to be a pop up illustrated interactive book.

        Also, he will do all of his own “stunts” in the show.

      • rgr769 says:

        I think dim witted was saying he did all his military daring do in his freshman and sophomore years of college. In the video he says he had no military obligation in those first two years.

  18. Just had a look at DimWitte’s U-Toob channel “Metro State.”
    Quite an altar of narcissism.
    He might have a TV show in his future, “Keeping Up With Jeremey DeWitte.”
    … or “Prison Wives Of Orange County.”
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    My brain hurts now…

  19. Skippy says:

    Crazy FUK-TARD