“The Boss” to Leave US

| October 16, 2020


Bruce Springsteen

What do Whoopie Goldberg, Snoop Dogg, Cher, Miley Cyrus, Lena Dunham, Babs Streisand, Jon Stewart, and now Bruce Springsteen have in common? All of these luminaries have pledged to leave the country if Trump is elected, and in Springsteen’s case, re-elected. To date, and sadly, none have actually made good on their promise.

Bruce Springsteen says he’ll be ‘on the next plane’ to Australia if Trump wins reelection

The singer said he is ‘predicting right now’ that President Trump will lose the election
By Nate Day

Bruce Springsteen isn’t looking forward to the possibility of President Trump’s reelection.

The 71-year-old rocker recently spoke with the Australian press via a virtual chat, and he said that should the election favor Trump, he might not stick around the US.

When first asked whether he’d ever consider a move to Australia, Springsteen said, “I would consider that,” according to the Daily Telegraph and the Daily Mail.

“I love Australia,” he continued. “Every time, we have nothing but good times down there. It’s always a treat to come. Love the people, love the geography, great place for motorcycle trips, it’s close to our hearts.”

The star then added of a potential move, “If Trump is re-elected – which he will not be; I’m predicting right now he’s gonna lose – if by some happenstance he should be, I’ll see you on the next plane,” Springsteen stated.

AMF, Bruce. Read the rest here: Fox News

Category: "Teh Stoopid", 2020 Election, Pointless blather

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RetiredDevilDoc8404

Go. Just pay your taxes on the way out, and please don’t come back. Also, take Al Sharpton with you! I promise you won’t be missed.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

I wish there were a way to hold these mo-fos to their “promises”. Serve them a “summons” with an airline ticket to their promised point of destination – Australia, Canada, North Pole, South Pole, wherever.

George V

Mr. Springsteen, don’t wait for the election. Go now. Please go now. Just leave. Now. Like, the next plane headed west now.

I am so tired of the overly pampered “entertainers” making stupid political statements.

Andy11M

If every self important celeb kept this promise, Hollywood would be a ghost town.

Sparks

Well then, fuck you Bruce Springsteen, you son of a bitch, you!

Who in the hell cares if you use your vast wealth to live somewhere else? This is just another limousine liberal’s plea to his fans to vote for Biden and unfortunately some, or many will.

Their thinking is, “OH NO! Bruce will leave if Trump wins?! OMG! Call everyone we know and tell them to vote, vote twice for Biden! We just can’t lose Bruce!”

Screw them and fuck Springsteen. Make your records, make your money, cast your personal vote, and keep your fat fucking mouth shut about things far beyond you mental capabilities! Anything you know about politics and what is truly at stake in this election could be written on my fingernail.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

Which fingernail? Thumb? Or pinkie?

Green Thumb

Leave the Thumb alone!

Sparks

So, Whoopie Goldberg, Snoop Dogg, Cher, Miley Cyrus, Lena Dunham, Babs Streisand, Jon Stewart, are all going to leave if Trump wins.

I can’t think of a better reason to vote for him. Of course, these ass hole twits have promised this many times before, and for some reason, the good ole USA turns out to be where they stay. I have not seen one of these retards follow through on these asinine promises. Although I do so hope this time, will be the one that sends them packing for fucking good.

Babs has been in therapy 2 to 3 times a week for over 40 years. Look what it’s done for her? Hasn’t made her one bit smarter, most likely dumber if that’s possible, and if her head isn’t on straight by now, then her therapist is laughing at every lunch till milk comes out his nose at the easy money he or she is making.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

I wonder how many high-end expensive foreign cars Bab’s therapist has been able to buy off of Bab’s TDS?

Mason

I did enjoy Jon Stewart. The rest could disappear and I’d literally never notice.

Poetrooper

He was ALWAYS a little cocksucking asshole.

The amusing period was merely an act.

Literally…

SFC D

More phony virtue signalling from lefty icons. If they actually had any credibility and could be taken at their word, they’d already be gone like they promised in 2016. Zero fucks given.

Hack Stone

Bruce Springsteen is threatening to leave America? Are they instituting a draft for men over 65?

Just remember, he endorsed Hillary Clinton last go around, so obviously he has been in the first stage of dementia the last four years.

Ex-PH2

LARGE YAWN….

Bubblehead Ray

Promises promises… Alpha Mike Foxtrot

Friend

We are available to help them pack.
#TRUMP2020

Berliner

I’ll be waving them goodbye with a single digit. Even if they don’t leave they deserve the single digit wave.

They won’t leave really. Babs Streisand said in 2016 she was moving to Australia if Trump was elected. She must still be packing all that baggage she has.

Hack Stone

Barbara Streisand has a lot of baggage, and none of it will fit in an overhead compartment. You know what Hack is talking about.

26Limabeans

Fuckin guy grew up outside the gates of Ft Monmouth.
I am sure Wilted Willy will join me in saying “Fuck Him”

Roh-Dog

I’m on Fire…to see you leave.
Take that wretched entity know as Sarah Silverman with please.

Sapper3307

Please don’t forget to renounce citizenship once you reach your new homeland.

Wireman611

All y’all threatening to leave, don’t let the door knob hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

Combat Historian

Notice none of these celebs are vowing to move to Venezuela, or for that case even Mexico…

Skippy

And they are still here who remembers 2016
None left

Anonymous

Enjoy Australia, mofo.

AW1 Rod

Hit the fucking road, Three-Chord Bruce! No one here gives a shit! Oh, and be sure to renounce your U.S. citizenship when you do…..asshole.

11B-Mailclerk

He’s leavin, on a jet plane.

We sure hope he won’t be back again….

Combat Historian

Maybe Hanoi Jane will now actually move to Hanoi…

Ex-PH2

When is he leaving? I can hardly wait until he’s gone!

MIKE GUNS

I thought about a GoFundMe to buy him/them a one way ticket.

Name edited to protect PII. “Mike G” was already taken- hope my choice suits.
AW1

Mike Guns

No problem. I’ll try to remember the new nic. Have been lurking here for a while and don’t post much.

Mike Guns

Brain fart. You were concerned about my full name. PII…doh!

5th/77th FA

When I FIRST read this at 0GOD45hrs this morning, there were only 80 some odd comments. I read thru most of them, and they were pretty much what we are seeing here, now.

Delving back into the linky shows nearly 22K comments and a very quick perusing of some of those, it’s the same.

Screw you Bitch, I ain’t bought your sh^t in decades. Wrapping yourself in the Flag and trying to sing about the common man isn’t gonna change the fact that you dodged the draft and haven’t really worked a real job for any length of time in your life. Somebody might wanna check with Ol’ Representative Hank Johnson from Georgia. If Bruce and all the others that promised to go to an island nation if Trump was elected actually went, Would the island tip over?

B.Y.E!

The Other Whitey

Imagine the magnitude of the ego required to make such a declaration, as if their threatened relocation would be some kind of momentous national tragedy.

Never mind politics, fuck Springsteen on principle!

Mason

^This^

And just like all the other self righteous, vainglorious bastards who have said the same, he won’t follow through on his threat.

USMC Steve

He is just teasing us now.

Wasn’t he a draft dodger back in the day?

Combat Historian

Yes, and he even publicly bragged about it a few year ago…

Claw

Only kinda sorta a draft dodger. His number (119) was pulled, he actually showed up to be physicalled/inducted. First told them he was a homo, then filled out the forms so they were unreadable. Actually was medically rejected because of the leg injuries from that motorcycle accident he had been in.

Anonymous

…unintentionally replicating Arlo Guthrie’s Alice Restaurant draft board experience by sheer dumb luck.

Mason

He tried to culturally appropriate being gay?

Hack Stone

Hack Stone went on Al Gore’s Amazing Internet to see what Celebrities endorsed Hillary Clinton in 2016. Quite a distinguished list of people of mediocre celebrities, to include Steve Harvey, Cher, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Richard Gere, Snoop Dogg, Leonardo DiCaprio, Will Ferrell, Martha Stewart, Tom Hanks, Kim Kardashian & Kanye West, Matthew Broderick & Sarah Jessica Parker, Amy Shumer, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, Kerry Washington, Oprah Winfrey, Beyonce, Candace Bergen, Eva Longeria, America Ferrera, Ellen DeGeneres, Bryan Cranston, Lena Dunham, and a string of other celebrities Hack Stone is not impressed by.

Why do these people have such swelled egos that they deem themselves worthy of deciding who we vote for? And why stop and deciding who should be President. Hack wants to know how Lena Durham and Katy Perry want him to vote on Proposition 2.

BTW, while catching up on his daily dose of Judge Judy, he saw a commercial with Amy Shumer shilling tampons. It could have been worse, they could have used Lena Dunham.

UpNorth

I’ve seen that ad, gag,spit, throws up in my mouth a bit.

RGR 4-78

A Kapok in a 2 man canoe.

7711C20

Have you ever noticed the progressive side of politics are the ones that can never accept an outcome not to their liking?

Anonymous

But, of course… (It’s not fair!! Waaah!)

Green Thumb

Australia has their own set of issues.

I wonder if this dumbass knows that?

Anonymous

Probably not. When he gets arrested for encouraging people to got to a protest, he’ll be real surprised.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Sparks mentions, Whoopie Goldberg, Snoop Dogg, Cher, Miley Cyrus, Lena Dunham, Babs Streisand, Jon Stewart, are all going to leave if Trump wins. I heard on WFTL 850 AM radio yesterday that some guy named tommy lee said that he would move to Australia if Trump wins the election. Some of the above malcontents said in 2016 that they would move to canada if Trump won. Maybe their moving vans are all at the same traffic light for the past 4 years waiting for the light to change green.

E4 Mafia '83-'87

Yeah, bye Bruce is right. All the time I lived in NJ I never understood why people loved that guy. I never like his music.

As far as NJ bands go, give me some Monster Magnet. I saw the many times and they rocked…rocked hard.

timactual

I seem to recall that Mr. T. was also reluctant to actually travel. Perhaps we could reconstitute “The A Team” to help all those reluctant travelers to their preferred destinations. Can I get any volunteers?

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I have to redact the comment I made earlier about this guy tommy lee moving to Australia. I saw it on my homepage that titled tommy lee moving to Fatherland if Trump wins. His Fatherland is Greece and he said that he would move there if Trump won. Don’t know why I mentioned that I heard it on WFTL radio. That’s what I listen to when I get up in the morning till 10 AM. Are handguns legal in Australia?? If not, whoopee has to leave them here.

OldManchu

Who is Bruce Springsteen?

Blaster

Bye Felicia!

Graybeard

Is he still consuming oxygen?

We won’t miss him.

If all those promising to leave did so, the mean IQ for the USA would be significantly improved.

Devtun

Why didn’t they leave during Trump’s first 3 yrs? Just taking a guess that things were going pretty good for them. Also, probably pleased having a president who wasn’t threatening to take their shit (Spread the wealth around).

OlafTheTanker

It still wont prevent my local birdcage liner factory from running 2-4 “what does Bruce think about x, y, z and how you should feel” stories a week..

HMCS(FMF) ret

Bruce “DRAFT DODGER” Springsteen – I’ll believe it when I see him and the other “beautiful people” of the entertainment industry pack their shit up and vacate the premises…

Commissar

Trump is not getting re-elected. So this is a non-issue.

You would have to be in an incredible bubble to think Trump was likely to get re-elected.

He is like 9-1 against.

Poetrooper

Who do we have to elect to get you to make such a promise?

Commissar

I don’t think you can beat Trump.

You already elected the worst president in history and consequently your party has become so discredited I don’t see them winning another presidential race in our lifetimes.

The party is going to fracture and reconsolidate into a new party.

A party that will not make the mistake of another Trump.

The GOP will not be able to win again until the stench of Trump and the sickness of all those republicans that supported him or stood complicitly silent are gone.

In a few years when the cult brainwashing fades, and he can no longer use his power structure and sycophantic opportunistic allies to keep lying to America, you will learn and realize what a traitor con artist piece of shit he is…

And you will cringe with regret every-time you think about what you said and did in support of him.

UpNorth

Blah-blah-de-blah-blah. Furthermore, blah-blah-blah-n-blah.
Get some new material, dickhead, your tirades are old and uninteresting.

Blaster

I’m afraid you may be correct about Trump losing, the Dems Are doing everything possible to steal this election.

BTW, how did you keep a straight face saying what you said about Trump but supported Obama? Have you even heard about what’s going on with Biden and his Fn son related to The Ukraine? OMG man.

Poetrooper

“And you will cringe with regret every-time you think about what you said and did in support of him.”

What makes me cringe with regret is that I take the time to read your comments…

SFC D

Do you remember 2016, and how Trump got elected? Your people put Hillary on the ticket, and the rest is history. You want a better President, give me a better choice.

Hack Stone

Thanks for the laugh. Hack recalls all of those polls four years ago saying that Hillary Clinton would win in a landslide. Trump may win, Trump may lose, but don’t bet your mortgage on the polls being accurate. We will find out in November.

As to (see what Hack did there?) not accepting the results of the election, Hack recalls way back in a few weeks Hillary Clinton said Joe Biden should never concede no matter the results.

If Trump is so terrible that some people feel it necessary to leave America, why have they not left during the last 3 1/2 years? Is President Trump sandbagging his evil deeds until January 2021?

waltusaf

And I should give a rodent’s posterior about some self-important celebrity’s political opinion…..why?

sgt. vaarkman 27-48thTFW

I live in NJ, people for some stupid reason worship Bruce here, I heard and saw him play at the Stone Pony in 74, I was not impressed, don’t like his musical style, don’t like his politics, I think of him as a phony and a coward, and if he followed thru with this tantrum and really left, all I have to say is “see ya’ wouldn’t wanna be ya’ and hope the door hits ya in the ass(head)”

OlafTheTanker

I’ve found it being 50/50 and I live practically smack-dab where he’s “from” (he’s not “from” Asbury, he was just a punk hanging out there like everyone else in the 60’s and 70’s, he actually grew up in white bread Freehold), but seeing as how he’s always portrayed hes just an average joe working class schlub from Asbury, the Asbury Park Press felatios him constantly.

Only one other argument you can get into around here worse than “Bruce – like or hate” is “Porkroll or Taylor Ham?”

Porkroll being the obvious correct answer.

The only thing we can get behind 100% in Central NJ is our collective despising of Bennys

5JC

Hilarious. The current PM of Australia is much more in line with Trump than Bruce politically. Except for opposition to gay marriage and being overall more conservative (despite the name Liberal Party, they aint).

Old tanker

AMF