Carol Badoni – Fake Twice Wounded Afghanistan Veteran

| September 17, 2020

The folks at Military Phony sent us their work on Carol Ann Badoni.  Badoni is 50 y/o as of the time of this writing and lives in Burlington, Wisconsin which is about 40 min from Kenosha.  Her AKAs include: Karen Badoni, Carol A. Badoni, Carol Ann Badoni, and Karen A. Badonischultz.

After the shootings in Kenosha during the protests, Carol Badoni started showing up in the media doing interviews centered around her trying to do CPR on someone that was shot.

The person she claims that she tried to save was Anthony Huber, who was shot in the chest and died almost immediately.

Badoni appeared to show up first on CBS Chicago and was introduced as “former military” and a “military veteran.”

. . .

In the article above, there was a claim that she rushed into a hail of bullets and relied on her “Army training” to try and save Huber.

In another article, there was a claim that Badoni was shot twice while in Afghanistan.

Having been shot twice while in the military is a claim that Badoni makes on her Twitter profile.  This, in addition to claiming she served in the military for 20 years and is currently a U.S. Marshall.

CNN furthered this story when CNN’s Erin Burnett introduced Carol Badoni as a “20-year Army veteran with first aid training.”

. . .

Some very keen folks here at TAH picked up on this and said something didn’t smell right.  So, several folks got on this case.

The folks at NPRC said “Who?”

In addition, the DoD Manpower Data Center database could not pick up any active duty service for Badoni from 1986 – when she was 16 years old – to the present day.

There was extensive research done with genealogy, newspapers and address histories.  Badoni seemed to keep her same name through the years but even if she hadn’t the NPRC would have picked up military service.  NPRC was asked to check all branches of service to which the reply stated that they checked the Army, Air Force and Navy electronic systems and there were no records found for her and they have no records showing for her in their Registry.  NOTE: The U.S. Marine Corps relies upon Navy corpsmen, nurses, and physicians for medical support.

The point here is that there was not just a focus on the U.S. Army.  We accounted for journalists being loose with the facts since some lump all military service into the Army on occasion.  Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force — ah, it’s all the same, right?

Badoni’s address history showed no addresses around military bases.  Only Wisconsin and Florida.

So, there may have been a chance of being 20 years in the Reserve or Guard, but NPRC would have still picked that up.  If it was Reserve or Guard service, why would someone go to Afghanistan and be sent outside the wire to be wounded twice?

Also, there was a murder trial in 2008 where she was a key witness, but the prosecutor confirmed that she had bad credibility with telling the truth.  It came out that she was a mistress-lover to a murderer, she was a stripper, and she tried to commit suicide so many times that she lost count.  For context, Blumenfield was an attorney in the case.

Kenosha News – Thu Sept 25 2008 – Front Page + Page 8

If you study the timeline of Badoni’s life, it would have been difficult if not impossible to squeeze in 20 years of military service, so there’s that.  But on top of that, you would have had someone moonlighting as a stripper, committing adultery and having some issue with criminal charges all while serving in the Army and the Army didn’t take notice of any of it.

For instance, she was arrested for possession of a controlled substance in 2010, and arrested for trespassing in 2005.  Provided she got out of the military in 2008, she may have avoided scrutiny for possession of a controlled substance, but her 20 years would have to have been 1988-2008 give or take a year.

However, she was arrested for trespassing in 2005 and that would have been while she was allegedly in the military doing her 20 years.  She was in Florida at the time and there is no final disposition listed.  However, she claims to have been employed with the Daytona Beach PD and/or a U.S. Marshall so conventional wisdom would say that being arrested would be incompatible with a job in law enforcement.

Besides that, isn’t this the time she would have been runnin’ and gunnin’ in Afghanistan?  I wonder if she allegedly got shot twice in Afghanistan before or after her arrest in Florida in 2005?

Similar to a forgotten book stored in the musty attic for years, eaten up by silverfish – there are far too many holes in the story.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Afghanistan, Army Poser, Purple Heart, Stolen Valor, Valor Vultures

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5th/77th FA

Boy oh Boy, been waiting on this one. Let me be the FIRST to welcome you Carol Ann Badoni, you lying Valor Stealing POS, to the next phase of your miserable life. Rot in Hell, Bitch, and may the Souls of Warriors, whose bodies you are standing on, and whose blood you are standing in, torment you for all eternity. Get Ready, the inherwebz are forever.

Without further ado, and with a tip of the hat to our very own ChipNASA, I officially make a motion for the deployment of the Hemisphere of Insults for the lying, embellishing POS Carol Ann Badoni..#sayhername

Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

Skippy

I second the motion

ChipNASA

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been out of the daily loop so long now and I’m getting back on being vigilant, I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED I THINK I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF!!! (NO, that isn’t incontinence)

OK We have a motion and then we have a “Second”, do we have an inevitable “EYE”

(at teh 20 second mark)


Roh-Dog

Light it up!!!
Aye, AYe, AYYYE!

ChipNASA

OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!
In my excitement and against what others have posted here (tee fucking hee) I have forgotten an unwritten rule of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ and a slight issue we have encountered here in the distant past at TAH…(And I hate to disappoint you, but….and there’s often a “but”…)

We have discussed and used a degree of consideration and manors (Oh me, Oh My, Oh…) when this has come up that, it would seem that we would hasten to *NOT* deploy The glorious Hemisphere of Insults®™ upon those who have been graced with said “vagina”, lest we be considered misogynistic, and lacking couth and manners, and in addition, to avoid appearing as a gang of sexist and chauvinistic Neanderthals, we have left it to the lionesses of TAH to dispose of such dreck.

That being said, and with your understanding, (I know, I know, there will soon be another opportunity), I’m going to leave it to the powers that be, to affirm or reject my stance on this, because in all fairness, I do believe there have been a few occasions where the wonder that is the HoI has been more than well deserved, but in respect to Jonn ,and his progeny, I will pause for a ruling from the higher court at TAH.
Dave and or AW1Ed and the Like?
Thoughts?

Chipster the Curator

ChipNASA

*sorry for the second half extra “bold” have to watch my html tags (UGH!) *
C

Roh-Dog

My couth got lost back in ‘98 and the receptors were removed at Benning’s School for Wayward A-Holes in ‘02.
I get the reticence, but what a case of flat out stupid WORTHY of HoI

ChipNASA

I think mine was lost at Peterson AFB after I almost got into a fight with my then SSgt supervisor in the warehouse for being late for lunch and being threatened with a Letter of Counseling but my two co-workers were just waved by.
I also was a little pissed when I was PCSing and I had two Letters of Reprimand for two times when I was on duty and had to ship two 999.MICAP (Missions Capable) work stoppage/aircraft down (down as not flying, not crashed) hardware through the civilian airport and one was UPS and one was counter to counter fly in the cockpit aircrew handling shipment, back before overnight Fed Ex, and both times, one item was 3 days late and the other was lost and took 10 days. Again, I get them across the flightline within hours of the beeper (yes *BEEPER*) ging off and going to supply and getting everything and packing it up and shipping it and then after it was out of my hands, the carriers fucked up and I got the LOR.
When I was leaving the Aerial Port Superintendent took them out of my file and gently dropped them in the trash. Dfauq? Oh well.
Joke’s on them, about 20 years later I became an E-8 Aerial Port Superintendent myself.
They’d probably have shit themselves learning that ever happened.

ANYWAY,
Yes this *snail trail* deserves the HoI, but we’ll see.

STANDING BY!!!!

C

Thunderstixx

No shit….
There I was !!!!
Another great tale of derring do from the leaders of the real insurrection !!!
United States Veterans !!!
Welcome back Chip, we missed the shit out of you !!!

ChipNASA

Thanks Thunderstixx
I wasn’t really gone, just Covid lurking because working from home is different and I didn’t have as much, chair time in the cubicle watching dust accumulate when not working, taking calls, doing paperwork or fixing broken shit.
Now I’mma get my shit together nd be back on TAH regular.
Well at least posting and not lurking and trying to catch up with posts where I can’t read and post fast enough.
Also kids are back in school and I’m not having to referee them as much, LOL
Cheers all you fucksticks.
Chip

Ex-PH2

Okay, you overgrown pussy-whipped dinks, I already insulted that slovenly slambanger slut elsewhere, so if you can’t do it, you a a bunch of dickless, nutless pillow-biting, crankless wannabes from the Gold Coast in Chicago.

You just wish you were nasty. Instead, you’re milquetoast.

5th/77th FA

Chipster, I would take Ex-Ph2’s reply to be a “you are cleared hot to deploy the HoI!”

Unless, of course, you WANT to be, “…an overgrown pussy-whipped dink, dickless, nutless pillow-biting crankless wannabe from the Gold Coast of Chicago.” Come on, you milquetoast, get nasty. My couth? They made it surrender. It’s pulling a wagon up Kansas way by now.

ChipNASA

Holy shitballs I’m on it.
EX-PH2,
I love you (you know that), I’m excited, I’m aroused, I think I have an inappropriate erection 😀 😀 😀
Off to drop a bomb.

SMOOCHES!!!!
Chip

Ex-PH2

Something epoch-worthy, I hope.

Enjoy your time in history!

Ex Coelis

I too second the motion…

Sapper3307

Do we have a official nickname?
Can we vote on it?

HMCS(FMF) ret

DO IT BAYBEE!!!

USAFRetired

So was the USSF (United States Space Force) predated by the USSF (United States Stripper Force)?

What the penalty for impersonating a US Marshall?

KoB

USAFRetired, Imma gonna go with United States Stripper Force, which was predated by the Continental Stripper Force. According to the FIRST Documented visitors to the Stratford Inn of Vermont, Inn Keepers Bob and Joanna found documentation from a weekend of froliking in January of 1775. The roots of the later Marine Corps and crayons are rumored to be from there too. Carol Ann Badoni’s GGGGGrandma may have been one of those very strippers. A continental breakfast was served at the JohnnyCake Cafe the morning after.

They had to have Marines cause no other troops were strong enough to watch that skank dance.

Fine and 3 years of Gray Bar Hotel for impersonating a US Marshall according to this and other sources.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/912

Combat Historian

During her deployment to Afghanistan, she was assigned to a super special cultural support team tailored just for her “professional” experience. She would deploy into a taliban-controlled village, strip off her IBA and fatigues, and do an exotic performance for the terry talibans to “culturally support” them…

USAFRetired

Marines were from Tun Tavern not Stratford inn. Being born in a bar might have something to do with why they are what they are.

USAFRetired

I’ll second that.

Keepin' It Real

MAN: Where’d you get that scar?

BADONI: Afghanistan while serving in the military.

MAN: Wow! That’s impressive.

BADONI: Look, I have another one over here. I got shot twice.

MAN: Thank you for your service.

BADONI: You can show your appreciation a whole lot more by stuffing a dollar down my G-string or getting a private lap dance in the VIP room.

The Other Whitey

Having seen both her current photos and the ones taken of her in the 90s/00s, no thanks. No way in hell I’d pay to see that.

Keepin' It Real

The TAH Litmus test is would IDC SARC hit that?

Skippy

Word

Keepin' It Real

I’m guessing your first name is “Damn” 😉

IDC SARC

I’d spray her down down with a coat of CLP, grab my M-258 kit and hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box.

ChipNASA

Oh. My. Fucking . GAWD!!!
I haven’t laughed so hard I’m tearing up.
I’m not stealing this and trying to figure out how to add this to the
The Hemisphere of Insults®™ before I have to deploy it for above said request for this skankosaurus.

“hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box.”

Chip

Thunderstixx

Truly ROFLMMFAO !!!!
A true classic insult if ever there was one !!!

rgr1480

BWA-Hahahahahaha …. LoL

Where you been, IDC? Bloody well missed your comments lately.

IDC SARC

working…COVID is my business and business is good

FuzeVT

M-258 kit – I get that reference.

*Basic USMC NBC Course (Fort McClellan, AL – Graduated September, 1995

FuzeVT

. . . oh, and gross! Forgot to throw that in.

Roh-Dog

Are they the personal decon kit that smells like fish and hot dumpster?
That stink is still smellable all these years later.

FuzeVT

And the non-training ones are caustic and burn, apparently.

So if you are in the process of “personal waste elimination in MOPP IV” you are instructed to use them as TP. Youch.

timactual

Thanks for the explanation.

Poetrooper

Fuse, we’re almost fellow alumni but I was a class or two ahead of you:

US Army Battalion CBR NCO Course Fort McClellan, AL – Graduated September, 1965

FuzeVT

Cool, Poe. Missed you by that much!

CavScoutCoastie

I was at Ft McClellan for osut in 1993.

SFC D

Sheer. Fucking. Poetry.

NHSparky

Ah, but could you bang her daddy issues away?

That right there is the gold standard.

timactual

Have another beer.

The night is young, and the strippers are old.

Skippy

😂🤣😜😃😎

Slimy Contractor

As of 8:35 this morning thre is no listing in the US Marshal Service global address list with the last name of Badoni.

Daisy Cutter

Would it include past listings?

Skippy

My old army battle read this post last night
As of now, he said no way she was ever a marshal

Green Thumb

She might have dressed as one for a strip show….

Mustang Major

Nice!

Pst

She is now a US Marshall?

Combat Historian

In her addled mind she is…

Friend

Nope, not now or ever.

Thunderstixx

That’s just impossible !!!

QMC

Can confirm. Nope. Not now. Not ever.

But that should be obvious at this point.

Retired Grunt

I don’t agree with her 15 minutes seeking but am not going to push an obviously mentally unstable individual. Let the US Marshals service deal with her. They take those crimes more seriously than our stolen valor cases anyway.

OWB

Good work all.

Daisy Cutter

Is is just me or does she look like she… uh… um… prefers women?

(Not that there’s anything wrong with that)

Skippy

You mean carpet muncher

😜

Daisy Cutter

Well, if you watch the end of the CBS Chicago video, she shared a hug and a tear-filled moment with the “ex.”

This is, of course, after she was jumping and pumping on an obvious corpse with an open chest wound. I wonder where she got her CPR training if not the Army?

Green Thumb

All-Points Logistics is my best guess.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Lesbianese…

MarineDad61

Daisy Cutter,
The magic sentence.

Jarhead

How can you make such a statement? Just because she has a dyke-looking haircut, does not mean she worked at a dyke stripper joint. Nor does the fact that she wears sleeveless shirts like any good dyke would.

Leave the poor woman alone and advise Jeremy Dewitte there is an exceptional employee candidate with a combat history similar to his who would fit in perfectly as Motor 2.

Sarc. OFF

Mason

She’d fit right in with Dewitte.

26Limabeans

Is that the same guy in the photo?

Daisy Cutter

It’s like opposite of a Bradley-Chelsea Manning situation.

Similar to “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” — Manning & Badoni meet somewhere in the middle.

Carol “Bad to the Badoni”

26Limabeans
MarineDad61

26Limabeans,
Well, there 2 parts to this….
but someone skipped the “Get a real job” part.

Msf

One correction for you: guard and reserve status does not keep you inside the wire by any means whatsoever. I deployed 3 times to Iraq and knew of many infantry/armor etc guard units take over the active component missions while coming on rotation.

Combat Historian

A legend in her own mentally-ill, drug-induced mind…

Green Thumb

Word.

This clownette takes the cake.

Come next tourney time, I could see a deep run.

US Marshal, 2x PH Recipient, First aid training (whatever the fuck that means), Stripper, and of course a dedicated employee at All-Points Logistics.

Skippy

Former Bar Slut turned carpet cleaner
Amazing how most of the protesters
At a lot of these protest are a who’s Who
Of the felon of the month club

Has anybody else’s noticed she’s raising money
Using the injured wounded war hero story ????
I absolutely hate POS’s like this

MarineDad61

Skippy,
That was in 2013….
Yes, she’s been spitting that fake blood for awhile.
Her Twitter litter from back then sank her boat in 2020.
She may soon be gov’t owned, and not in a good way.
https://twitter.com/imgovtowned

Shell

“Marshall” is a proper name. “Marshal” is an office office or rank.

A lifer is someone who does 30+ years in the military. 20 years is a career soldier (or sailor or Marine or airman).

That the woman is a nutcase is obvious to anyone with any experience of the military, which leaves out damned near every member of the vaunted MSM. They don’t let their ignorance of the subject hold them back, though.

Skippy

Then should the (bat shit crazy Left wing) media do a Better job of vetting these
fruit cakes ????
Or should we just give someone a pass for being crazy ???
I have plenty of friends who have retired
From the army at 20 years

rgr1480

Shell sez:

A lifer is someone who does 30+ years in the military. 20 years is a career soldier (or sailor or Marine or airman)….

When did that change? When I was in (1973 – 1994) a lifer was anyone who was in for the 20-year retirement. Amongst my E2~E5 crowd, anyone with over 12 years was considered “a lifer.”

rgr769

Yep, I had someone scream “effing Lifer” at me as I was walking down the street at Ft. Devens to the base personnel section to outprocess after resigning my RA commission. I must have appeared to be a “lifer” since I was in greens wearing full bling with polished jump boots and green beret. At that time, anyone who was intending to make the Army a career was considered to be a lifer.

rgr1480

So …. why’d you resign your commission? To go back to being a line-doggie? You know, have more fun without having to have all the responisbility?

[I almost shot coffee out my nose while writing that.]

rgr769

Uh, no. I saw the Army failing after Vietnam. One third of our officers were RIF’d. The 10th’s motto was “the Best of the Best.” At that time, it should have been “the worst of the best.” I had senior NCO’s that thought our exercise in Germany was some kind of two week Octoberfest party. I left with a reserve commission and joined the 19th SFG(A) HQ in SLC, Utah and went to law school.

I never had “fun” as a leader of “line doggies.” It was always work. I worked my ass off six and seven days a week in Germany in the 509th, and then 24/7 everyday in Vietnam. And I had plenty of responsibility in my almost six years as a an Infantry and Special Forces officer on active duty. But, I wouldn’t have missed it for anything. I had orders to the Advanced Course, but I couldn’t see myself as a staff officer paper pusher for the next four to eight years. I was told that as an RA officer I would not likely get another SF assignment, and I wanted to stay in Special Forces units. If I had known about the future Ranger Battalions, I might have stayed in, as I thought battalion size was the only way Ranger companies would not be misused in combat.

(That is my answer to your facetious question.)

rgr1480

I’m glad you recognized my question as facetious.

Dad went to the 77th SFG as a team sergeant in the early/mid 50s, got commissioned, then spent about 5 years as a leg officer (he was in the 505th since 1947 before going 77th); then, got to SFG again from 1963~68. Best time of his life (well, except as advisor to 11th Regiment in Thailand).

[Larry Thorne/Lauri Törni was a corporal on his team in the 50s, and Dad was S4 at TngGp under Aito Keravuori from 66-68.]

Mebbys if you stayed, you could have done something similar; or, as you said … Ranger Regiment.

But it seems that your path was the right one for you, and that you excelled in your post-army life.

Cheers (no facetiousness this time ’round),

rgr1480
Army Brat 1952~1970

rgr769

Back in those days, SF was full of displaced European refugees. They were an asset because they all spoke at least two languages. And they all hated commies with a passion, based on their first hand experiences.

rgr1480

By the way, did you ever get your Yarborough knife? They came out much later, but you can still qualify to buy one. I did the paperwork for my Dad (he was 88 at the time; can’t use it, but sure likes it).

https://chrisreeve.com/blogs/how-tos/yarborough-knife

Notice 7/29/20 The Yarborough knife is available for purchase by US Special Forces Q-course graduates upon authorization from the JFK Special Warfare Museum. While the physical store is closed until further notice, Yarborough knife applications will continue to be processed.

Authorization Instructions

Please gather the following information:

Full Name
Civilian Address
Telephone Number
Email Address
Documentary proof of Special Forces qualification i.e. graduation certificate, DD214, ORB/ERB, SF Tab orders, etc.
Driver’s License photocopy
Last four of Social Security Number

Send the requested info to:

Commander, USAJFKSWCS
Bldg D-3004, Stop A
JFK Special Warfare Museum
Attn: AOJK-MU (Yarborough Knife)
Fort Bragg, NC 28307

rgr769

Thanks for the info. I already have a collection of military SO knives: Fairborne British Commando; Randall survival w/ 5th Goup engraved; two V-42’s (repos), and M-3.
A friend gave me an auto OTF and now I have several of those.

RGR 4-78

Stripper name;

Marshalla Bandaid.

FuzeVT

Thoughts
►If you are wearing a mask while being interviewed on TV, especially OUTSIDE. . . evidence would suggest that you are most likely a virtue signaling POS. Maybe not. . . be but probably.

►She was there in the middle of the night at a protest riot. So the likelihood of her not being a POS is somewhat lessened.

Can I get that ball started? “Protest-Riot?”
Not that I think they know anything about the subject about which they are rioting.

FuzeVT

*but* probably

Hate it when you miss things like that.

Mustang Major

I suspect that the media pushed her story because of the military veteran angle. The media thinks having a veteran participate in the riots adds legitimacy to the riots. Note the previous protesters that have made the news with veteran status.

LC

I tend to apply Hanlon’s Razor to this. Stolen Valor, and the extent of it, isn’t widely known outside military communities. The media saw a story that sounded interesting, and in the interest of getting it out there fast in the 24/7 news cycle, didn’t do any due diligence.

Remember when the Asiana 214 crashed? The media said the pilots were “Ho Lee Fuk” and “Sum Ting Wong”. Stupidity & no checking, not malice. The latter takes too much effort.

Hack Stone

That was some funny shit there.

Mustang Major

LC, that is one of my favorite TV news fails.

Mason

Second has got to be the wildfire started by a fart from Howard Stern’s ass.

The Other Whitey

And in San Fran-goddamn-cisco, no less! Of all the places in America, they *definitely* have no excuse!

Hack Stone

The media is pretty liberal with applying the term “exotic” in this particular case. What is the antonym of exotic? She probably hits the stage at closing time so that the Manager can get the crowd to clear out.

26Limabeans

During Vietnam Times her type would be the reason for frequent unnannounced
changing of MPC currency. Mama-san don’t strip for piastre.

Poetrooper

Queen of the Beer Goggle Dancers…

Hack Stone

Set Beer Goggles to Stun.

rgr769

Naw, I think you would have to set them to opaque, unless one is in a dyke bar.

A Proud Infidel®™

IMHO she’s lonely deployment booze goggles ugly!

rgr769

In about 2013, ol’ Carol posted a video begging Joan Rivers for money for plastic surgery. Too bad for us Joan never coughed up the money for the surgery

Mustang Major

Was she giving CPR or going through the victim’s pockets?

Gus Westafurd

She finally found someone to give a lap dance that wasn’t trying to run away screaming.

E4 Mafia '83-'87

The dead give-away is “…was in the military for 20 yrs”. Anybody who made a career would have “20 years Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines” with a retired rank as well. If you read her tweets, she’s trying to grift some cash for a car while claiming as a disabled vet as well. Not surprised that CNN put her on with no vetting the “vet”. My Florida license Veteran in lower right corner for some verification.

Jarhead

Kinda wondered if anyone else caught her grift for a car. Why don’t we pitch in together and buy her a strap-on, and then get her a box van to drive. Then she could change her name to Dick Van Dyke!

LC

Thanks for doing the legwork on this, Dave (and others at MP). Good to have the truth out there!

26Limabeans

Someone should notify CNN lest the public remain misinformed.

Daisy Cutter

The Twitter link for the CNN video is as above. Probably the best place to post or email Erin Burkett but she will probably ignore emails.

https://twitter.com/outfrontcnn/status/1299131403985203200

LC

I see a few people have already replied to the Twitter thread. I don’t use Twitter, but I’ll look into sending an email, too.

Daisy Cutter
penguinman000

She may not be a vet or LEO but that resume makes her a strong contender to be a dependa.

Andy11M

as many joes as we all have known married to basket case ex-strippers, yep, def candidate

Sparks

I agree. Maybe if she adds another 80-90 pounds.

penguinman000

Meth and coke are great for weight control.

OldManchu

She was a stripper?

BARF!!!

Did she train in her riot first aid along side our resident riot medic L.T.?

Roh-Dog

Ha!!
They do each others’ hair…upstairs and down.

Anonymous

At a lesbian bar.

A Proud Infidel®™

She looks like a regular at Rhonda’s Rug House!

Roh-Dog

Carol Badoni is what happens when an a noose and front butt prolapse and tie themselves into a bow.
Turd.

Poetrooper

Dog, you should be doing stand-up comedy…

Dean H

First, it was Nurse Maggie rappelling into the jungles of Vietnam to rescue the wounded. Now we have a faux 20-year vet “sprinting” into gunfire to aid a victim.

When in blazes are the networks going to start vetting these stories before airtime?

[Edited to remove PII from screen name. Welcome to the family, Dean. -Mason]

Combat Historian

When Carol Badass was shot in A’Stan, Maggot DeSanti rappelled down a Huey to treat her, and Jann Spann served as the flight nurse on her evac flight to Landstuhl….

Mason

This has not been a good year for Carols. First Carol Baskin and now Carol Badoni.

Hack Stone

Hope nothing happens to Carol Brady.

Sparks

I see what you did there.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Late in the week for this POS phony. How can I listen to the song Carol by the Schoolboys 1956 on the Okeh label after reading this post.

26Limabeans
MarineDad61

26Limabeans,
Very cool… the Chuck Berry Original.
Here is a chestnut that resurfaced in the 90s…
The Beatles covering Chuck Berry’s Carol.
Pre-fame, 1963, when they got their own radio show in England.

Roh-Dog

Two posts pending approval?!?
Please please please be a sock puppet!!!!
Defend the indefensible!!
She lied, deal with it homeboy

RetiredDevilDoc8404

That was/is a stripper? Sweet Jeebus…the standards have fallen tremendously you had to at least look human to start with. I’d pay that Ultra-Mega-King Kahmehaha level beast to keep her clothes on, preferably a freaking burka or 2. Since she clearly wants to experience being shot, might I suggest we deposit her azz in the nearest Islamist neighborhood with a cartoon of Mohammed on her and let her find out what fun GSWs can be.

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder if she ever did any private gigs in Elko NV?
Just askin’ for a friend. Jeez, the shit some people will say just to get their five minutes of fame…

Tallywhagger

I wonder if she has heard from Larry Flynt. He used to like kinky stuff for magazine empire.

A Proud Infidel®™

Larry Flynt proudly refers to himself as “The King of Sleaze”.

Green Thumb

If only Phildo had a sister….

Roh-Dog

Bernasty’s “daughter”?

Green Thumb

Maybe.

And an address in Florida.

No surprise!

Daisy Cutter

Maybe she was under Bernath’s tutelage?

He’s got his fingerprints all over her.

Ex-PH2

You guys are far too tame. She’s a compulsive liar, a slut and an attention whore. Unless she’s exposed to the light of day for the crap she’s pulled (and punishment for it doesn’t seem to phase her at all), she’ll just go on with her crapazoid carnival until someone faces her down for it.

Skippy

Amen
Well said

A Proud Infidel®™

That or she’ll just remorselessly keep it up like “Maggoty Maggie” DeSanti!

MarineDad61

Ex-PH2,
Unlikely.
Carol got blown out and exposed on a post
in this public view hometown FakeBook group.
(Racine County News/Scanner Group
Public group – 10.6K members)
The locals are PISSED.
Clicks and comments. Pissed, and more pissed.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/368836137086193

Anonymous

Footage of a prettier female soldier seeing more action in Afghanistan than her (all true):

AW1Ed

“I will pause for a ruling from the higher court at TAH.
Dave and or AW1Ed and the Like?
Thoughts?
Chipster the Curator”

Apologize for the delay, Chip. Rather a lot on my plate lately. More like first line of defense than a Higher Court. *grin* But you asked, so…

Your concern is valid, and the danger of becoming classified as “Misogynistic, and lacking couth and manners, and in addition, to avoid appearing as a gang of sexist and chauvinistic Neanderthals…” is real. Some would say we are already there. This is incorrect.

I dislike generalities, but our common life experiences as military, First Responders, and the like have stripped us of the niceties of the euphemism- we speak our mind. Careful what is asked of us, because we will state exactly how we feel.

As for the WOI, it is a powerful tool that should be used judiciously and rarely, as overuse will dilute its impact. That it also is a living document is evidenced by its growth over time, and the evolution of its deeply rich prose. Its intended recipients must be well deserving of the recognition.

I don’t recall any specific criteria for being awarded the WOI, but general public shit-baggery over and above the banal, (usually presented by clueless media about brain-dead “personalities”) nominated and approved by TAH members in good standing seem to be the norm. The gender of the nominee, actual or self-identified, is immaterial. Ladies and gentlemen (in demeanor, not social status), honest people of good nature, those who strive to improve rather than tear down, have nothing to fear from the WOI.

I make no “rulings” here outside my obligations as an Admin. This is YOUR place; I just herd the cats. That being said, Brother Chip asked my advice. Here it is.

Give the bitch both barrels.

A Proud Infidel®™

I Second the Motion!!

Roh-Dog

“TAH members in good standing” um, I’m sure most of us are belly creatures.
Give ‘er the Big Stick (Stink?)!

Ex Coelis

Ditto…

5th/77th FA

AYE, AYE, AYE!!! This is not an AYe of my original motion, which has already been seconded and AYED. This is an AYE to the SECOND made to AW1Ed’s comment on the HoI.

I’ll just leave this here for the Chipster:

FIRE MISSION…FIRE MISSION…FIRE MISSION! UNMASK ALL GUNS…BRING TO BEAR…ALL BAT-TREES…TIME ON TARGET…COMMENCE FIRING!!!!!

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

(I love it when you talk dirty……….)

Ex-_PH2

I don’t think ChipNASA could insult that slovenly crapdancer if somebody overloaded his desk with dictionaries and thesauruses. Too tame. Too low-key. Too delicate-minded. Too highly principled.

If he doesn’t, I’ll do it for him.

Skippy

Doooo IT !!!!!!!

ChipNASA

Well I very much respect AW1Ed and his position. He has put me in my place a few times here when I was close to being out of line and or annoying.
AW1Ed’s post is extremely eloquent and ss always, thoughtful. Thank you for that Ed.

That being said, I will waste no more time on this issue. In addition, I will yes, have additional consideration of deploying the greatness that is the HoI, because overuse, like AW1Ed said, dilutes it’s impact.
It’s certainly been many months since we’ve deployed our beloved HoI, a lot, because, I don’t believe (and correct me if I’m wrong and point me to the particular thread) we haven’t had any real serious posers and douchebags (other than ourselves) here in quite a while.

Also, as AW1Ed Said, Gender no longer will be a consideration in the deployment but I will add the disclaimer that the HoI is being used solely based on the individual’s behavior and accomplishments in stolen valor/abuse of military standing etc.
Yes, we are our own group and yes, I believe we police ourselves quite well, having been here for a little while, SO all of that being said…..

I believe we’ve met the TAH Roberts Rules and then some….

I’ll open this with Samuel L. Jackson, and I’m hoping that we have some new TAH members (HI I’ve seen you out there!!) who can bask in the greatness that is the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

ChipNASA

The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! … Carol Ann Badoni. AKAs include: Karen Badoni, Carol A. Badoni, Carol Ann Badoni, and Karen A. Badonischultz. Basically “Cuntwipe Bad Cootchie” …HEY FECKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, in addition, all references here to men/male genetalia/maleness also apply to you because you, well, look a touch *not* womanly, but let this NOT be confused as a compliment, because the same disgust and distain applies to you in every way vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray… Read more »

ChipNASA

(Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race, I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating… Read more »

ChipNASA

turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT: Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow… Read more »

Roh-Dog

Amen! She stoled the valors, she gits the Hemispheres.

5th/77th FA

AMEN and AMEN!!! Due to the Time on Target Deployment of the HoI Fire Mission AND the Thursday’s are for Cooking Post, there is not only poser gofundme bling all over the AO, there was an involuntary vascular reaction causing collateral damage to the couch. I hate to take a nap in the wet spot.

Outstanding job Chipster, but where’s the Choir Video?

SFC D

And everyone said amen! I’m filled with a sudden urge to step outside, salute the colors, and sing God Bless America!

26Limabeans

Succint. And to the point.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

O-M-G!!!!!
It has been TOOOOO long since I have had such an uproarous laugh.
My work mates (all two of them) are looking at me strangely, and I. Don’t. Care!
It’s been too too long since the HoI has been deployed to effect.

Thank you Carlo B (or whatever name you’re going by at this moment) for bringing such joy to my life and quickening my pulse.

HMCS(FMF) ret

A-FUCKIN-MEN!!!!

Ex-PH2

That’s nice, ChipNASA, so here’s my contribution to your effort:

This stump-sucking, slumguzzling, twank-ridden scutt buggy lives in a world of fantasies that are so repellent, they make those giant drooling ants from “Aliens” look like lapdogs. Never served anyone but herself. Ripped off more people than Bonnie & Clyde on a bender; in fact, makes those two look like amateurs; put up a “pay my way, I’m too lazy to do it myself” on GoFundMe (I hope it’s gone by now); shouldn’t be allowed near rabid dogs because she’d frighten them; makes Pinocchio look like an amateur and her nose really is longer than his; just wishes she was a REAL woman; thinks ‘Dick & Jane” books from grade school are porn; spent so much time breaking laws that even the Chinese Army wouldn’t have her on a trial basis; thinks that rubbing two sticks together as a Firestarter is slang for a sex act; never met a news camera she didn’t lie to; wants to show off “war wounds”, but forgot which jar they’re stored in; thinks that “liar, liar, pants on fire” is music for strippers; needs to get her mouth sewn shut after the other end is dealt with; already found those 50 pounds she thought she’d lost; will go anywhere she can be on TV; when she hears hogs snorting, she wants to know where they get their nose candy; and finally: needs to spend some time in an Afghan POW camp as the hostess with the moistest.

Oh, yeah, so she knows I mean it’s aimed at her: shut up, SLUT!!!

ChipNASA

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ *golf clap* ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
(swoon)
Chip

Ex-PH2

I am honored, ChipNASA. 🙂 <3

Poetrooper

Ed, I think you’re gonna have to throw a bucket of cold water on Chip and Ex to get ’em separated…

ChipNASA

Missed you too Poe.

As far as EX-PH2, were I to *BE* so lucky, not only to get in but to get out!!!! 😀
Skippydoo

AW1Ed

What occurs between consenting adults is no business of mine, Poe.
*grin*

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

DAYYYYYUM! Who know that Ex had such a masterful command of the English language.

Chip, can you incorporate Ex’s wonderful rant into the HoI, or would you prefer to keep them separate?

No matter what, this has to be saved for future posterity (or would that be “posterior”?)

Ex-PH2

Well, Woodman, it’s specific to this skankazoid two-legger, so unless another of the sort-of female persuasion comes along, I have it on hold in the hold, but not on deck yet.

Should another squealing warthog from hell haul her/its inglorious self into view, it will be ready to deploy.

ChipNASA

She who must be obeyed ha spoken, so shall it be done.
*bows head in reverence*

Ex-PH2

Of course, should that de Santi insanity return for review, I will be more than happy to deploy a barrage of cannonade – er, um, a cannonade of frabjous jabberwocky at her, as well.

I aim to please.

Anonymous

Every time Herr Jackson has said the MF-word (quality HuffPo jouranlism there):

Sarge

Time to buy stock in barf bags

FuzeVT

I keep thinking of “Lake Bandini”. You 29 Palms folks understand.

Hack Stone

She couldn’t get laid at Camp Wilson two weeks deep into a CAX.

FuzeVT

That calls for a “WOW!”

tshe

Bronze Star Citation AWARDED FOR ACTIONS DURING Afghanistan Service: Army Rank: Specialist NARRATIVE TO ACCOMPANY THE AWARD OF THE BRONZE STAR MEDAL TO SPECIALIST CAROL ANN BADONI UNITED STATES ARMY CITATION: By direction of the President, under the provisions of the act of Congress approved July 9, 1918 (Bul. No. 43, W.D. 1918), Specialist Carol Ann Badoni (SN: XXXXXXXXX), United States Army, is cited by the Commanding General, American Expeditionary Forces, for gallantry in action and a Bronze Star may be placed upon the ribbon of Medals awarded her with an accompanying “V” for Valor. Specialist Badoni, United States Army, distinguished herself by exceptionally meritorious wartime service as the First Aid Officer, XYZ, Multi-National Corps-Afghanistan on 12 February 2008 during OPERATION ENDURING FREEDOM. During this period, Specialist Badoni’s attention to detail, devotion to duty, and determination in spite of personal risks to her own safety were instrumental in the success of the mission to provide support to her fellow Army Soldiers and units stationed throughout Afghanistan, and protection of MWR funds which she was in charge of. Coming off a night of exotic dancing at “Sailor Want to Hump-Hump Bar”, which she worked as a part-time job, with no regard for her own personal safety, Badoni adjusted her candy-striper medical costume and exposed herself to the enemy. Badoni then exposed herself to hostile fire several times to retrieve a casualty that owed her money and helped suppress the enemy because they couldn’t comprehend what they were seeing, enabling the unit to maneuver to a helicopter landing zone for exfiltration, the Army said in a statement at the time. The helicopter pilot was aided by the white candy-striper costume flapping violently in the wind and credited this with a successful landing. A plethora of single dollars bills were freed from Badoni’s G-string by the turbulence and were sucked up the aircraft’s rotor but did not impede the landing. Both Badoni and the pilot had to work through a blizzard of swirling one dollar bills, shekels and Monopoly money. Badoni exposed herself to further danger in order to control airstrikes from an… Read more »

AW1Ed

Nicely done!

Steve

Ha!

Y’know, for the first couple of sentences, I actually thought this was a sock puppet trying to pass off a citation as legit! XD

Skippy

Me too
it pays to read the whole thing

Josey Wales

Carol Ann Badoni.

*PTUI*

ChipNASA

I missed you too Josey.

You’re one of my favorites.
Chip

Josey Wales’ Redbone Hound

Carol Ann Badoni?

*GRRRRRRRR*

KoB

’bout time that Redbone Hound done showed back up. He might as well…ptui, hell everybody else has!

The Bush

Not QUITE everybody!

*Rustle Rustle*

OUT!

KoB

Been awaiting on you. Now if we can just find Ten Bears.

The Stranger

I’d like to find Ten BEERS! Yuengling, baby!

KoB

Got’em chillin’ in the frigid-day-tor as we speak Pappy. You need one to tide you over til the WOT drops?

Green Thumb

“In a hail of bullets”.

The kid hit everything he aimed at….

rgr769

I must point out an error in the article above, as I read a couple of contemporaneous reports on the murder trial of Baldoni’s lover. Attorney Blumenfield was the defense attorney and the quoted testimony from Baldoni was elicited in cross-examination at the preliminary hearing. The prosecutor decided her testimony was so unreliable, he did not call her to testify at the jury trial. The jury acquitted Baldoni’s paramour of his wife’s murder.

rgr769

“Badoni,” dammit. I keep wanting to give her the benefit of that “L”. Maybe Badoni is Italian for “bad one.” Perhaps I subconsciously want to put the “L” in there because she looks like she might be Lesbianese, you know, from that island in the Mediterranean.

Combat Historian

This scrunt is virtually bald, so I can see where the “Baldoni” reference crept in…

HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10

CH – I was thinking along the lines of BALONI.

JACK SHIT

Carol Ann Badoni does not know me.

Roh-Dog

A HoI AND a visit from Doctor Professor JACK SHIT!
We are truly blessed on this day.

rgr769

I must say I’m wearing my shocked face
that she isn’t a veteran and never even served a day in uniform, except for those times it was her stripper costume.

I must be a modern day Nostradamus, since I predicted this outcome.

Keepin' It Real

Without violating PII, does your first name happen to be Clair?

As in Clair Voyant?

rgr769

Yep, that’s me. You outed my real name. Now I’m out there just like Larsie, the commie cuttlefish.

Keepin' It Real

Sometimes you just have to unzip your fly to let people know what you’re about.

ChipNASA

It’s up there…

Control + F = New York Orchestra

5th/77th FA

OK Space Cowboy, my bad. I didn’t notice the linkys in the ending, I’m so used to seeing the picture of the orchester and doing a clicky on it. Going back up to check made me see the Elvis one too.

You da man, I’ll punish myself by drinking warm, stale, unsweetened tea.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

Better than drinking warm stale flat beer………

KoB

Tox, ain’t that what Slow Joe drinks all the time, least ways, the stale and flat part. He may chill the Pud Lites (sic)!

MarineDad61

It’s already happening….
Google is your friend… UNLESS…

https://www.google.com/search?q=Carol+Ann+Badoni

Combat Historian

Heh, number two google hit for Carol Ann Badoni is for her mugshot and inmate profile from a Kenosha bail bonds business, lol…

MarineDad61

Combat Historian,
and #3 is her incriminating dormant 2013 Twitter account,
with 2013 Stolen Valor Twitter litter.

>> [Carol Badoni @ImGovtOwned
I was in the military for 20 yrs. I wanted to be a lifer but was shot twice while serving in Afghanistan. I’m now a U.S. Marshal. I have a great 18 yr old son
Wisconsin
Joined February 2013]

Combat Historian

Hey, Phony Badoni, I was in the military (active and reserve) for 33 years, and I have the military records and paperwork to prove it. You, on the other hand is a mentally-ill grifter who can’t tell the truth if your sad life depends on it; you got your 15 minutes of fame-whoring, now f*ck off and slink back to your fantasy make-believe…

Skippy

She’s famous

NHSparky

Never confuse famous and notorious.

Hack Stone

Hack is wondering if she knows the infamous Pirate Lesbian. Even Daniel Bernath said that Pirate Lesbian’s photoshop skills sucked.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

She was a stripper? 🤢🤢🤢🤮
Bet she has GonoHerpeHepaSyphilAIDS

A Proud Infidel®™

Or GonnoSyphAIHerpeClap!

Hack Stone

You have heard of Readers For The Blind? She was a Stripper For The Blind. She was as probably as successful as a stripper as perhaps some loser who set up a phony proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government. Maybe she should check the All Points Logistics website for job opportunities.

HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10

Hack – Since it is widely accepted that the blind “see” with their hands, I can’t fathom the horrors that they may have “seen”.

Penguinman000

Everyone disparaging her looks and commenting re her employment as a stripper have clearly never spent time at any of the fine establishments outside of Marine Corps bases. She would’ve fit right in at the Dirtwood.

Combat Historian

She actually looks somewhat decently presentable in the second photo with a full head of blond hair. I must say that if I was an 18 year old GI or Gyrene feeling lonely and looking for female companionship, and not knowing she is a nutcase, I certainly wouldn’t turn her down, but only if there is no money involved…

Keepin' It Real

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Martinjmpr

She’s actually above average for Bragg Blvd in Fayette-Nam.

5th/77th FA

I wouldn’t hit is with somebody else’s junk and IDC SARC pushing.

HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10

Penguin – You give it too much credit. That thing would have been at the old Cave on 17 & Newbridge or would be the lunch shift at Tobies at best.

USMC-CWO

So she killed her primary twitter account, but her secondary is still up and running. @imgovtowned2

MarineDad61

USMC-CWO,
Yes, a SOCKPUPPET (fake name) Twitter account,
with 1 twit.
https://twitter.com/imgovtowned2

Steve Balm

I’m still seeing her first Twitter account.

https://twitter.com/imgovtowned

MarineDad61

Steve Balm,
Yep, dormant, but still there.
Good catch for MP, for finding this.

A Proud Infidel®™

That feral female critter looks like she was slapped together from spare parts on a Monday morning or Friday afternoon.

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tshe

What I find interesting is even before this blog CNN could have easily Googled ‘Carol Badoni’ and the very first thing that pops up is that she was not a credible witness at a murder trial. No FOIA for military records, no other research needed to be done, just a simple Google of her name.

Shame on CNN and Erin Burnett.

MarineDad61

tshe,
Yes,
and doubly true for last year’s Maggie DeSanti,
the TSA airport push ups old bag,
since she was already on Google as a
Stolen Valor phony Silver Star who NEVER SERVED,
outed a few years before.
Same, same. No one bothered to look and verify.
Not the major news networks.
Not Honor Flights Arizona, who gave her a FREE trip to DC.
Ugh.
Ugh.

tshe

Yes. This is why it is so wrong to abandon journalistic integrity… which is now an oxymoron.

They have crossed over from presenting the raw facts to leaning forward and stringing together stories that support a narrative aligned with their worldview belief system. They crave it so much that they are vulnerable to anyone that is willing to tell them what they want to hear.