Time For You To Chime In, Too

| July 26, 2020

Bored, are you?

Well, I’m sure that, after scratching your heads a bit, you can add some wisdom to my list of “Never ever: some advice for those disinclined to follow the ordinary”. Here we go:

Never, ever play poker with an octopus. They all cheat!!! All of them!!!

Why would you argue with a dragonfly? They’ve been around for 300 million years. There’s more of them than there are of us.

What you do with that rope-a-dope is yours to decide.

Avoid hot soup in this weather.

Stay out of the deep end. The shallow end is full of calving dugongs.

Referring to him as a horse’s ass is an insult to real horse’s asses.

Enjoy the fireworks. There’s enough noise outside my house to scare the hair off a Marine.

Get out of your rack, sailor, and hit the deck!!!

Watch out for dragonflies. It’s that time of year – again!

Stay out of the deep end.  There are sharks down there in the depths… and they have teeth!

There is a real disturbance in this farce.  Aren’t these things happening where the Libertards are “in charge”?   Seriously, when I said it’s like the 1960s all over again, it’s like the hippies grew up, got jobs, had kids and their grandkids are doing what they did back then. The times, they sure aren’t a-changin’.

Put down that glass of whatever first.

There’s a rumbling going on, and it isn’t a volcano about to erupt.

I would rather be stepped on by a rhinoceros.

Remember the important things, e.g., ice cream is one of the major food groups.

Stay out of the deep end. Mollusks are down there!  EEEEEeeeeeew!!!

We’re all just peonies in his “kingdom”.

Watch out for stobor. They’re everywhere!

It looks like something a child could handle. I’ll have to find one in my neighborhood.  No?  Okay, then I’ll ask a mantis shrimp for help.

And thank you for your support!

 

Category: "The Floggings Will Continue Until Morale Improves"

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  1. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    No matter where you go, there you are.

  2. Claw says:

    Never Ever renege in a trick of Pinochle when the Motors Maintenance Warrant Officer is your partner and be sure to never ever hide his coffee cup./s

  3. LC says:

    The classic blunder: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

  4. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Like the old Farmer once said, “Always keep Bankers, Lawyers and Skunks at a distance.” along with “Never drink downstream from the herd.”

  5. chooee lee says:

    Never say never, and never look back, something might be gaining on you.

  6. 26Limabeans says:

    If it’s not one thing after another, it’s the same thing over and over.

  7. Ex Coelis says:

    So other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln..?

  8. Ex Coelis says:

    Oh and Ice Cream is NOT a ‘major food-group’, it’s a food-group unto itself. No questions…

  9. Fyrfighter says:

    Why don’t sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.

  10. Claw says:

    Never ever hire Greg Maddux to give your home a new look. He’ll never finish it, cause all he ever did was paint the corners.

  11. I’ll Chime in with “Once In Awhile”, 1960, on the Tag444 label.

  12. AW1Ed says:

    The more things change, the more they stay the same:

    Mark Twain — ‘Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.’

  13. 5th/77th FA says:

    A toast to Wives, Lovers, and Sweethearts! May the 3 never meet one another.

  14. MarineDad61 says:

    (Curly – The Three Stooges)
    “If at first you don’t succeed……. ”

  15. Sea Dragon says:

    Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

  16. oldgeezer says:

    Nothing good ever happens to people after midnight.

  17. Buckeye Jim says:

    Will Rodgers never met Howard Cosell.

    (For you youngsters, you may not recall that it was said that Will Rodgers never met a man he didn’t like.)

    Hell, some of you may not even remember Howard Cosell.

  18. Wireman611 says:

    Never trust your cousin when they say that the electric fence is off.

  19. Thunderstixx says:

    I would rather drink turpentine and piss on a bonfire…

  20. Anonymous says:

    If I am not me, than who the hell am I?

  21. Hack Stone says:

    If your boss asks you to go on a military blog yo defend his lies about being a US Navy SEAL, respectfully decline the offer.

  22. Ret_25X says:

    full retard past shower mold…

  23. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    Up to my alligator in assholes, and then this Joker has to go and…

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/the-joker-seen-jet-skiing-in-the-waters-off-of-gotham-city

  24. Fjardeson says:

    Don’t take a leak on the cow fence.