Phillip Dale Monkress; The continuing saga

| May 18, 2013

So if you missed the drama last night in the post about Phillip Dale Monkress, you didn’t miss much. A couple of us got phone calls last night threatening that we were about to be served with summons. Someone who got my wife’s phone records called one of her friends to ask about my guns, ostensibly to protect the process server. I was told that I should remove my guns from house in preparation for that visit, even though the caller was unable to determine if I owned guns, and then later posted in the comments of this blog that I don’t have a permit to own guns (even though no such permit is required, or available in West Virginia).

Well, why would someone run off the rails like that? I’m just a blogger who has never hid my location in the event that one of these phonies feels froggy and wants to leap. I post publicly available information about people who are deceiving the public, and I always do my best to eliminate Personally Identifiable Information, but all that numbnuts did last night was post PII about me and the others. If you want to know if I own guns, come to the house, chickenshit. You’re in Bethesda, MD and I’m a couple of miles away. Drive on up and find out for yourself.

As I mentioned before, Monkress’ lawyer tried to put pressure on us and some of our commenters, to no available, so they’re trying intimidation, poorly. I’ve done nothing illegal, so there’s no summons coming. His lawyer might be an idiot, but she doesn’t want to look like an idiot in a courtroom. So Monkress has hired a PI in Bethesda to harass and try to intimate us. What they don’t realize is that we have lawyers and PIs, too.

So why would he do all of that intimidation? Well, maybe because he’s feeling the heat beyond his phony veterans stories. For example, this is a cached copy of his company’s About page from last week;

Monkress Native American

And here’s what it looks like now;

Monkress not native American

They got millions of dollars in government contracts based on their status as a Native American-owned business. Now suddenly, they’re not Native Americans? While we’re looking at their website, how about the front page;

APL Vet Seal

See that Department of Veterans’ Affairs seal? Well, that’s not legal to display there according to 18 U.S.C. §506;

(a) Whoever –
(1) falsely makes, forges, counterfeits, mutilates, or alters
the seal of any department or agency of the United States, or any
facsimile thereof;
(2) knowingly uses, affixes, or impresses any such fraudulently
made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal or
facsimile thereof to or upon any certificate, instrument,
commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possesses, sells, offers for sale,
furnishes, offers to furnish, gives away, offers to give away,
transports, offers to transport, imports, or offers to import any
such seal or facsimile thereof, knowing the same to have been so
falsely made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered,
shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 5
years, or both.
(b) Notwithstanding subsection (a) or any other provision of law,
if a forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal of a
department or agency of the United States, or any facsimile
thereof, is –
(1) so forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered;
(2) used, affixed, or impressed to or upon any certificate,
instrument, commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possessed, sold, offered for sale,
furnished, offered to furnish, given away, offered to give away,
transported, offered to transport, imported, or offered to
import, with the intent or effect of facilitating an alien’s application
for, or receipt of, a Federal benefit to which the alien is not
entitled, the penalties which may be imposed for each offense under
subsection (a) shall be two times the maximum fine, and 3 times the
maximum term of imprisonment, or both, that would otherwise be
imposed for an offense under subsection (a).
(c) For purposes of this section –
(1) the term “Federal benefit” means –
(A) the issuance of any grant, contract, loan, professional
license, or commercial license provided by any agency of the
United States or by appropriated funds of the United States;
and
(B) any retirement, welfare, Social Security, health
(including treatment of an emergency medical condition in
accordance with section 1903(v) of the Social Security Act (19
(!1) U.S.C. 1396b(v))), disability, veterans, public housing,
education, food stamps, or unemployment benefit, or any similar
benefit for which payments or assistance are provided by an
agency of the United States or by appropriated funds of the
United States; and
(2) each instance of forgery, counterfeiting, mutilation, or
alteration shall constitute a separate offense under this
section.

Like I said the other day, we have someone wandering the halls of Congress trying to get various Congress people interested in Monkress and his company. I’ve also said in the past that I didn’t want to put innocent people out of work at All Points – but that stunt last night pushed me beyond that sentiment. Initially, we only wanted Monkress to admit that he had done all of us veterans wrong by pretending to be something he wasn’t, but he had to double down on the stupid.

He may have threatened my wife and family, but my resolve in this matter has dissipated their fears. So you cowards come out from behind your screens to face me and admit that you have been wrong all along and all of this will stop. By the way, I have more information if you want to keep up this silly game.

By the way, I didn’t post any links to All Points Logistics to protect you from any data they might gather from your visit.

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Ex-PH2

Hondo, I promise – NO PIX OF ANY WANKERS!!!!

Especially not Spanky — she’s too chunky to be a Venus. Now, the hooker SV candidate might have been a possibility, but Spanky — no way!

Flagwaver

So, no IP report this morning/afternoon?

Green Thumb

@150.

They both claim their law enforcement officers (among other things).

I wonder if they dress up as cops, role play and such when they get it on.

Hondo

Flagwaver: I checked earlier, but didn’t see the need to post one.

The IP traced to an overseas proxy. But I think we know with high confidence who actually originated it.

The content wasn’t worth the time to analyze – pretty much SS/DD/”rerun”.

Hell, even the fake name was lame – it translates to “pants field”. He could have at least come up with a decent bilingual pun, like maybe “Jager Großeschlager” – or perhaps even “Jagen Großeschlager”.

I do kinda wonder if he simply forgot the letter “a” at the end of the fake first name he used above, though. “Wilma” sounds just oh so much more apropos for our “little friend” here.

Ex-PH2

Hondo, I got it as ‘field trousers’ or ‘field pants’ and Wilm is pronounced Vilm, so I added an ‘a’, just for the sake of sanity, and now pickwickre peckerwood has the name Vilma Field Trousers.

Aren’t field pants something you wear into the bush when you’re trying to hide your need to…. Oh, never mind. 🙂

Hondo

Ex-PH2: wouldn’t “field pants” be “feldhosen” vice “hosenfeld”? I know the term for the grey color used by the German Army until and during World War II for field duty used to be called “feldgrau”.

Ex-PH2

Hondo, I looked it up to be sure. It translates as “pants” (hosen) and “field” (feld), but that’s the literal translation, which you don’t generally use. You make an interpolation based on what would be a more common way of saying something, which in this case comes out as ‘field pants’ or ‘field trousers’. However, it’s completely permissible to say it the other way, even if ‘pantsfield’ is sillier.

ChipNASA

Actually Ex-PH2 and Hondo, you’re BOTH incorrect…..

I looked it up using the APL TAH thread language translator and it more common usage is “Wilm”( as in Wilma, as in Woman. so “Women’s) and “Hosenfeld” as in “hose”, as in “pantyhose” or in a more modern usage, “elastane or synthetic fiber elastic leg wear”, and then the whole usage “hosenfeld” as in “hose that would cover a field”, then it’s just so OBVIOUS that ….
“Wilm Hosenfeld” = “Women’s Large Spandex Cellulite Covering Bodysuit.” (with cheeze)

Tah DAH!!!

Ex-PH2

There’s also this, Hondo: pickwickre peckerwood’s command of German and other Euro languages is so poor that he might have simply used the wrong terms in his haste to hide his flabbiness from us.

It may be that he actually meant ‘feld soldat’, which means ‘line soldier’ or ‘Feld maus’, which is ‘field mouse’.

Oh, well — Ihm die hosen stramm. Verstehen Sie mich?

Green Thumb

Phil?

So are we going to do this?

With the media? If you have never told anyone you are SEAL, a LEO or a Native American, then this is your chance to make us look like fools.

Ex-PH2

Chip, you are SO deviant at times….

Ihm die hosen stramm, so gut wie’s geht. He can join up with Spanky Spankerella. They’ll have fun together.

You know, if peckerwood can’t even stick it for one night, he’s a total loser. And we all know where and for how long he can stick it…. sideways. 🙂

Sparks

@148 Puleeese. Now I am running to the laundry room for bleach and I have to go to the doc to have my man parts descend from their retreat. LMAO though.

ExHack

@158: so … This means Wickre wants to wrap himself around Spankarella?

I think I’m gonna lose my lunch.

Ex-PH2

This one is just in case pickwickre nosepickre actually reads anything besides the wrappers for Bazooka bubblegum:

Herr Nosepicker. Wir alle warten auf deine unendliche Sätze, die sind so schlecht geschrieben, dass Sie sind als Analphabeten. Sie sind eine dumme, langweilige kleiner Mann. Big smile! Big smile! Können Sie mich jetzt hören?

Ach! Das ist gut.

Wilm Hosenfeld

The amount of brain cells every loser on this thread and blog uses to try and deduce things is bewildering.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilm_Hosenfeld

PPI information is power

MrBill

@165 – so the troll appropriates the name of an honorable, even heroic, military officer? Ah, the irony…

ChipNASA

@165 “Dickbag”……Look *THIS* up……

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

/idiot

Bobo

@165 – Honestly, did you think that a bunch of people on a MILBLOG, a good number of whom have graduate degrees in something related to history or policy, either didn’t know who he was or weren’t able to do some very basic research to find out. It appears that you are, in fact, the most vapid poster here.

Frankly Opinionated

Paul K. Wickre suggesting that we “Look it up” is ludicrous.
Get your country thought on and see this Music Video that could be addressing him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1kT4u_D5PA

Hondo

@165: So you really were talking about the German Army officer by that name. Congratulations – you go straight to the top in the “let’s steal the reputation of those better than myself” department.

Monkress claimed to be a SEAL, thus falsely appropriating for himself in their valor and reputation. But you actually managed to top that. You actually had the gall to try and one-up that by claiming to be a lesser-known version of Schindler or Wallenberg. You REALLY “went there” – and you did it after elsewhere apparently using a persona of “Sepp Dietrich”, a notorious Nazi war criminal.

Have you absolutely no shame, jackass?

Don’t bother to answer that last question. You already did in your comments above.

Erwin König

Can we get an IP check Homo, Hondo, Hobo or whatever you call yourself on aisle…..ahhh to hell with it. Isn’t Jackass an American group of misfits that video their antics? Much like the bloggers on this site that total about 35, on whom we have PPI of about 91% of. Guten Tag

NHSparky

Ah…I can’t wait for the next demand letter from Monkeyass and Wickre.

Newsflash, Psulie-boi. No matter how many IP proxies you use, every time you spend time in custody of Montgomery County authorities or the charges they levy, we’ll ALL know. Almost immediately.

Jas

Hosenfeld, now König… Someone has a creepy faible for WWII Germans and apparently bad use of their language. So? You have PPI Information about folks who post here? Wow… 20 years ago you could get more from a phonebook and a call…

Possession is nothing the use is everything! And most of your alleged uses of those PPI are in question of being a fellony, so go one Hans Franz Xaver Wilhelm Eduard Eugen Waldemar Hartwig Lutz Götz Johann or whatever kind of classic german names you’ll pull in the future (which is highly amusing btw…)

You’re a rat who thinks the cheese (PPI) is the treasure, but it’s just the bait in a Trap you fool

Hondo

@171: Ich sehe, du bist zurück zu wieder, die Namen der verdammte Nazis für Ihren Bildschirm-Alias zu verwenden.

Beachten Sie die Namen der Nazi Schweine für Ihre Aliase verwenden. Sie scheinen Ihnen besser als die Namen der wirklich ehrenwerte Männer passen.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

@ 165 … 1945 just called … They want all Volkswagons and fascists back.

Virtual Insanity

*Sigh*

Like moths to a flame.

Morons.

Ex-PH2

@176 – Who you calling a moron?

Ex-PH2

Oh, say, pickwickre peckerwod, pretending to be Koenig — which you aren’t — what’s my PPI? Huh?

Spit it out here, lardass. Big smile! Big smile! Big smile!

What a waste of skin you are.

Ex-PH2

Sie sind einen schwarz-enthäuteter Feiglingen.

Virtual Insanity

Oh, sorry Ex-PH2, nobody from TAH.

I meant that about the Irwin Hoserfeld gang.

Just realized that could be taken the wrong way.

Sorry.

Heidi

@175 haaaaaaahhaaaaaa snort breathe haaaaaaahaaaaaaa

Ex-PH2

Thank you, VI, it was because it could be misunderstood that I asked about it.

Come ON, Wickre, you’re slower than molasses in January and you’re stupid to boot. Cough up my info or SHUT THE FRACKING FUCK UP. NOW!

ExHack

Jonn: you nailed it. Psul is obsessed with the kinky and icky, so of course he’d turn PII into PPI.

And Psul: the current correct bureaucratic acronym is SPII, for SENSITIVE Personally Identifiable Information. Not that you have any to misuse or share.

Heidi

PPI pathetic phony idiot

JAGC

Monkress falsely claimed military honors he didn’t earn, so he is certainly within his lane to via proxy claim possession of phony acronyms. However, I did take Monkress’s (by proxy) advice and looked up PPI. There are various items with that acronym, none pertaining to PII, but my favorite is the “Pampers Parenting Institute.” So if Monkress indeed has control of someone’s “Personal Property Index,” “Pickle Packers Institute,” or heaven forbid my missing “Pulse Position Indicator,” then Monkress really has some serious control over the situation.

teddy996

Wait a minute. This new person who behaves and posts like one Mr. Paul K. Wickre (praise be upon him) cannot possibly be the original. Mr. Paul K. Wickre would never knowingly stoke the coals on an issue that had been settled, especially one settled through a lawyer. He is an astute and honorable man, our Paul K. Wickre, and he is good with animals. Really good with animals. So good, in fact, that the good people of Tijuana stage nightly festivals in his honor.

No, this new poster cannot be Mr. Paul K. Wickre.

Not julie wEir (wink)

Well Paul can rest assured that I will prosecute his posting & his violation of my “PPI” on 8 occasions on this blog.
WORDS CAN NOT ADEQUATELY DEPICT THIS INSANITY HE IS INSISTS ON PERPETUATING…

Not julie wEir (wink)

And HOLY SHIT EX-PH2 said FUCK!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your in TROUBLE now, sister!!!
Lol

OldSargeUSAR

@178 – Das war gut!

@171 – Bring it on, Bedwetter…

NHSparky

teddy…unless you count all the times HE SOLD DOPE DISGUISED AS A NUN!!!

Green Thumb

Well Phil?

MrBill

O komm doch, komm zu mir
Du nimmst mir den Verstand
O komm doch, komm zu mir
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand

O du bist so schön
Schön wie ein Diamant
Ich will mir dir gehen
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand

In deinen Armen bin ich glücklich und froh
Das war noch nie bei einer anderen einmal so
Einmal so, einmal so

Heidi

@193 Nice, but Psulie seems weinered out for today.

Valkyrie

Oh joy! El Stupid-O is back!I guess I can understand the saying “Wasted their Hot Years in college”, but I guess some never had any “hot” years. Unless you count their time in county when they were the “Princess of East Block”. TeeHee!!

Clamsgotlegs

What ever happened to normal names like Carlos Gefahr?

Green Thumb

I guess Phil is out of original threats.

Hondo

Teddy996: Tijuana? I heard those festivals involving donkeys and . . . . well, other living things were held in Ciudad Juarez. Do they have them in Tijuana too?? (smile)

Green Thumb

This is your chance, Phil.

That is unless you have told other people about your heroics, ancestry and civic duty.

Public forum in front of the camera.

This is what you have wanted all along, is it not.

And hopefully there will be a real FBI agent and Brevard County deputy in attendance when hard questions are asked and messages are played.

Cool with that Phil?

Ex-PH2

@notJulieWeir, you said yourself that ‘crazy doesn’t have a cutoff date’.

Crickets from the nosepickre’s corner of the room…. Boring.