Anthony Magsam; Phony Gunnery Sergeant
This is Scotty’s work again on this fellow who used to be a cop in Philadelphia, until he stole some parts from some of the Philly PD’s fully automatic weapons, ostensibly to make his own weapons automatic. You know, because no one would ever notice that parts had been swapped out. You can read the story of the cover-up and the SWAT Team showing up at his front door at Scotty’s place.
Anyway, he liked to brag about his career as a Marine Corps gunnery sergeant. You can see at his Facebook page he calls himself Gunny Tony. The NPRC says “Who?”
I guess he was tossed from his Motorcycle Club, too, but I don’t know how he joined with that pocket racer he’s riding in the picture above. I noticed that the jacket in the picture has a CIB on it, nice trick for a Marine. He’s also wearing a “Bronze Star for Valor” patch on it. Probably to honor someone’s service (their main excuse). Anyway, you can read the whole story of his problems with the Philly PD at the links at Scotty’s page.
Category: Phony soldiers
@39, & 49, *SLAP!*, OOOoh, that’s gonna leave a mark!!
@48 scottysucksdicks you know I could kick myself in the head for cutting you slack. Piece of shit. So how ’bout this. Lube up your pie hole with vaseline, go downtown and give blowjobs to your biker buddies for a quarter each. Then, GFY and GFY. I was actually nice until Jonn outed you as the turd in question. I have been hoping Magsam (you) would do hard time and guess what? You will do time and it will be HARD, on your ass anyway. Have fun in lockup. And, if by chance you are NOT Magsam but just one of his gay lovers who will miss him when he’s gone. The same holds for you. Now FO and FO!!!
My God … This is like slapping a baby in a stroller.
Oh sorry … We are talking about Philadelphia.
This is like slapping a baby in a milk crate with wheels on it!
So you’re not in Philly? I guess this isn’t you?
@48.
If you were in the military, then you would know to capitalize the word Pentagon.
Shitbag.
And I am not Scotty. I am too green.
So Orgasm… where did the missing guns go? Crips? Bloods? Gangster Disciples? Mexican Mafia? Some skinhead group? Some other form of thug life that may have used them to kill innocent civilians or, just maybe, a fellow officer? Do your biker “buddies” know about why you were booted off the force? Or do you run with an “outlaw” biker group?
Just remember that when you meet your maker, Mommy and Daddy won’t be there to “put in a good word for you” before your ticket is punched for the seventh level of Hell…
@54 – Damn, Master Chief. That was cold-blooded! I knew that NYC-Philly thing was hard-core but WOW! And for our unwanted guest, take yer lyin’ phony ass out of our house! A “cut”? Really? “Sons of Anarchy” much? You sound like an idiot and you comments so far have pretty much confirmed that fact to all present.
Another Ron Mailman? Disgraced and this one is a dirty cop,as well as being a momma’s boy and phony.
” I was in the military too”
“I have a contact at the pentagon”
“The newspaper checked on him”
“he didn’t do anything wrong”
“Your letter is fake”
“You guys have nothing better to do”
We have danced this dance before, so for your own good just stop it while you are a run of the mill shitstain. Don’t aim for Mailman, Pickwickpeckerwood, Gitfuck, Dullass Shitengen or Birdbath Berbuttnasty status.
The more you talk the more shit gets dug up and posted on you. So go eat a bag of mashed assholes and wash it down with a 2 liter bottle of STFU.
Turd
I am pretty sure Scotty is a Marine, just not active. Our contacts ends but still a Marine. Joe
Walk away Magsam, just walk away!!!!!
@ 55 … Jonn, there you go again with your North Korean wizardry and NSA style antics!
STOP CONTROLLING THE INTERWEB!
@61 – OIF, I did agree with that sentiment in my previous post. However, I am rethinking that. It’s snowing outside, I don’t feel like shoveling, and I can pop some corn and watch the hilarity ensue. I’ve not been present when a thread blows up and I have the feeling it’s about to be on like Donkey Kong!
*Shakes Jiffy Pop over the stove*
🙂
(using megaphone) Put the keyboard down ad back away from the stoopid,,,,
Guess the coward Scottydoesntknow/Magasm/Orgazmo is not coming back.
At least he tried to be civil and not act like an asshole.
Mr Orgasmo Magasmo should have just stayed in hiding. I guess he isn’t educated on IP addresses or admins.
He should have told a better lie around here.
Looks like Tony Orgasm just shot his wad…
I have a feeling Mangasm isn’t done yet……..
Keep your eyes peeled and your powder dry.
This segment is called:
Punching Holes in Words:
He says, “but I was formerly in the military”.
I ask, what kind of Vet talks like that?
Talking about his “cut”.
“Cut” is the reference Hollywood uses as to not piss off real “patched members” of HA (81) sanctioned MC’s or their rivals.
So shall we punch more holes.
What club do you have a “cut” from?
I bet it is the MMC!
In days of old this POS could have been named:
Mangasium Assholious of Philadump!
Let’s see here:
Military phony….Check
Crooked cop….Check
Fake biker….Check
Sockpuppetry….Check
Well folks, what we have here is a Mark 1, Mod 0 Shitbag, 1 ea.
Another technical service provided by the Army Engineers. ESSAYONS!
Yeah, but even his sockpuppetry is fake. It doesn’t really count until someone other than the object of our collective scorn weighs in. And I really would not count his mother either.
You forgot:
Crossdresser every other Thursday … Check
Pretends to be smarter than average Veteran … Check
Cries over spilled milk … Check
Believes Philadelphia is still a City of Brotherly Love … Check
Has wagered 1000 dollars on the Eagles to win SB48 … Check
Yo, douchebag (@48),
Can I have a ride on that bike?
Maggot.
Oh, almost forgot. He does get a couple of bonus points for schooling us on the meaning of stolen valor. Gotta love it when a fool such as this gives us lawerly opinions on the law.
Really, though, he’s just PO’d at us for pointing out that the pic posted isn’t really a motorcycle. Silly us for observing a child acting childish and articulating that the child is acting childish.
@71.
That looks a lot like Phildo’s “checklist”.
Damn…..I overlooked all those other features. That would actually make him a Mark 1, Mod 3 Shitbag, 1 ea.
*Hangs head in shame*
Hey he didn’t know any better. I’m his secret Pentagon Contact. I met him through Paul K Wickre. He cant name me because he has never seen my face. I shoved the documents through the glory-hole after he took care of me.
Sorry about the alias. It’s one of my nom-de-guerre when slapping down VWPansy. Left over from the sniper thread.
🙂
@Pentagon – So was his code name “Deep Throat”?
🙂
“By the way, Stolen Valor refers to someone in uniform, or a close facsimile there of….”
Huh? WTF is that? The unintended but clear message in that mess is this: “By the way, I have no idea what I am talking about but if I say “or a close facsimile there of” somebody may think I know what I’m talking about but, really, I’m just an asshole adept at making things up.”
Yep, that’s the message I gleaned from that. And, knucklehead, if you are going to pretend legalese, at least learn first that ‘there of’ is one word, not two.
@78.
Awesome!
“I did a 5 minute Google search and it’s verified in the newspaper articles that this guy served”
Yeah? Really? What are the links to the “articles” (plural).
I did a 10 minute (that’s 2x longer than yours) Google search (Google Web and Google News) and the only hits returned were links to stolen valor site such as this one or a facsimile thereof. But hey, let me know if you ever need a good notary.
Pentagon Contact – you are new here, so I guess we will cut you some slack. However, in the future any references to Paul K Wickre must include the affectionate term “of the ballsack”. Thanks in advance for your help in meeting and maintaining standards.
@84.
Capitalize Ballsack.
It should read, @78, Paul (of the Ballsack). He has earned the title and respect must be given.
Nuh-huh. Don’t never need to show no “respect” for such as hims. Or this here guy, subject above, neither.
What are the chances that Magsam’s mom is coming to TAH and school us about her “special” child?
@ 83. I did the same search and came up with two different results.
1. Recurring Vaginal Infections
2. Non-Responsive Treatment for Penis Discharge
The difference in our searches can mean only one thing. They are directly related.
I performed a Google search on “magsam” and my result was;
Did you mean: Cry Baby
HEY Magsam, ain’t it time for you to hop off the bike, there’s a line of kids waiting to get on!!
As someone born in Philadelphia (birthplace of the Marine Corps), I feel it necessary to defend the honor of some native Philadelphians, though not in this knucklehead’s case. Unfortunately, it seems that Philadelphia has more zeroes than zeroes. In 1969, the Stone family was exiled from Philadelphia. Something about so damn many of us (8 kids), we were depleting the resources of NE Philly. We relocated to South Jersey, which eventually came to be the county next Gunny Driveway. Now I live in the county adjacent to Paul The Ballsack. I am noticing a trend here. Maybe I carry a recessive poser/asshole gene.
Okay, class, today’s assignment is for someone to write Magsam I Am.
Nahhhh……perhaps something along the lines of “Psulie Foolie” by Magsam the Sham and the Phony Pharaohs would be more entertaining. I’ve got a title and artist, now we need lyrics.
@92 – Can I take a zero for the assignment?
For our idiot Mug-scum. Don’t try to play legal beagle with us about what “Stolen Valor” is turd.
It’s not so much of a law as it is a concept of right and wrong.
The Federal Code which covers the wearing of uniforms is hardly ever pushed because it was de-clawed by people claiming they were wearing uniforms or parts of them as part of a social protest or play. Occasionally some idiot wears a Medal of Honor and gets taken to court and fined.
The new Stolen Valor act does not change the old law regarding the WEARING of uniforms or medals. Its been on the books for years, just not enforced.
The Stolen Valor act as amended in 2013 states that any verbal or written claim about service or medals that is for the purpose of gaining anything of value is illegal. The chances of people being charged with that alone are probably 1 in 10,000. D.A.s don’t really give a damn. One good thing is that Stolen Valor is just the tip of the iceberg. Further investigation usually uncovers, fraud, theft or other criminal activity. In your case you are a shit-eating dirty cop who stole weapons and parts.
For those who aren’t prosecuted, our free TRUE speech is the remedy for those that lie. The internet and contacting your clubs, people you know, and places of work through google or us informing them on your scum-baggery is enough to make people at least question your integrity. You are a SHITBAG, and anyone with half a brain will figure that out.
Now go see your Pentagon Contact and run this by him,you lying posing spurt of goat-jizz.
I take care of the girlfriend (bronchitis) and the kids and missed all this???
Hey, Tony Orgasm… did you Photoshop that pic? My guess is that the original had you riding a Big Wheel… with Mommy watching you from the front porch.
@88 – MCPO, Tony Orgasm has what we in the medical community call MPH (I’ll let you figure out what the initials stand for). Best cure for him is some Vagasil for his Mangina…
@93.
Maybe Matthew Beck can tattoo them on his body.
Anthony Magsam
Tony Magsam
Guess what, you dirtbag? Every time we post your name, the frequency of TAH hits on your Google hit parade go up. Anyone doing a search for either of those names will see the Philly fishwrap articles on you AND this blog’s detailed description of your Stolen Valor douchebaggery.
And you don’t have the genital werewithal to be a gunnery sergeant. You don’t even have what it takes to be a pimple on a Marine PFC’s ass. Furthermore, you’re so fucking stupid that you didn’t know that Marines don’t wear the Army’s Combat Infantry Badge (CIB).
GFY.
Anthony Magsam
Tony Magsam
Anthony Magsam
Tony Magsam
I wonder how many kids had to wait an extra-long time to ride that bike because he wouldn’t get off?
Wow! Scotty better look into his research, first never charged or cried with phila pd. when someone wanted to go after a good lt and I was in the way, I kept my mouth shut. Second I did serve never claimed to be a marine! Gunny is a nickname due to my gun collecting which I got back through court when they found me INNOCENT. Know the facts, third I did serve my country in the ARMY and have dd214 and awards on walls! I never asked to be thanked or get credit for doing my job in the service. Have scars to prove it also. The real combat vets don’t talk about what they did because “if you weren’t there then go f yourself” yea some friends came to defend me and told them to stop it. I work for federal government now. I have po box and yea Scotty and this place will hear from my lawyer. The bike is from nj kiddy ride and my friends enjoyed it! I don’t have to explain myself to POGS civilians. Even news paper did research! Thanks to the real vets who knew better! I am my brothers keeper! And Scotty please put a address or po box up, my lawyer needs to contact you. You put a combat vet through this? Really??? Know your ribbons that afghan not iraq! I wasn’t in Iraq! 10th mountain li first in afghan. Rest of yous I could give a f what you thing! Probably all cooks in army or supply clerks! I never lied or faked anything!
Ok let’s. See a DD214.
Whitesnake rocks!
@101.
Make it slow and easy.
The poser standard.
You remind me a lot of Bob “The Maggot” Hay.
Can I still get a ride on that bike?
I call “bullshit” on the “gunny” nickname. I’ve NEVER heard of a weapons enthusiast with that nickname. NEVER.