Monkress explains how he told his dad he was joining the US Navy SEALs

| June 11, 2013

First, I want to back up. Remember when this shit started and Monkress was scrubbing the internet of all US Navy SEALs references and his lawyer was stating that he never said he was? And remember the back up logic that it was someone who misinterpreted, and it wasn’t Monkress’ fault?

Well, just watch it all.

At 0:32 “I knew he was a Navy SEAL.”
at 0:36 “I knew he had spent time overseas.”
at 1:31 “He’s done secret stuff that we probably don’t want to know about.”
at 1:38 “All those things created the person that he is today.” [Apparently she is referring to him being a lying sack of shit that earned a #1 seed in our tournament.]

I want to make sweet, sweet monkey love to this video.

UPDATE:

Taking down what I had. Boeing got back to me immediately, and is researching. I feel fairly confident I will get a speedy answer. There is no need to contact them.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Hondo

Sam: smoke-check beat me to it. The article he linked is titled “The Monkress References” and is the short version. It links to longer, background articles – many of which have primary documentation. Pretty much everything is either in that article or one of the articles linked to same.

Nik

@10

someone better figure out how to record and save this somewhere before his ninjas get it taken down.

Hey folks, here’s a little tool to confound the interwebz ninjaz who like to yank videos off YouTube:

http://download.cnet.com/YTD-Video-Downloader/3000-2071_4-10647340.html

Download it and put it someplace like DropBox where you can allow people access to view it, but not to change, fold, spindle, or ninja it.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

OK … ATTENTION ALL HANDS!

Speak and type slowly for Sam. He experiences “bunching of the undergarments” very easily.

He is easily offended and has the sensibilities of a very old country librarian.

Use of crayons is recommended as the soft colors will easy his mind.

THAT IS ALL!

Any questions?

Virtual Insanity

I…I…just can’t *snif* tell you how *snif* happy this video makes me.

Now, if only something similar showed up for his boy Psul.

Sam

MCPO you can suck my dick bitch. want to decend into bullshit fine. I thought this was a fucking discussion blog. Didn’t know i had to tow some fucking company line. Again SUCK MY DICK BITCH. that is all.

USMCE8Ret

So let me get this strait.

He sits there in front of a bunch of veterans and recounts his story that upon graduation from boot camp, he told his dad he volunteered for SEALS, without going to any schools prior to going to NWS Coronado? Isn’t that sorta like someone graduating Army boot camp and going right into Ranger School?

Something tells me that anyone sitting in the audience (i.e. veterans) who knows how the military conducts training and the selection process works would be able to see right through that bullshit.

It’s astounding how he can get up in the morning and look at his face in the mirror.

Shit bag.

sapper3307

monkey ass is the best

ChipNASA

@50.
What you said.

Sorry for the piss poor ‘shooping but I don’t have great skills.

TAH and everyone… including Phillip Dale Monkress and Paul K. Wickre (double google hits)….

THIS IS FOR YOU!!!

(kinda NSFW but not really)

http://i.imgur.com/u9hadwB.jpg

HMCS(FMF) ret

@58 – bet that model has the patented “gorilla fist action”, doesn’t it???

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@49 Sounds like fun, except my 2 ancestral tribes of northern Europeans are not considered a disadvantaged minority for purposes of contracting federal work opportunities.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

ATTENTION ALL HANDS!

In reference to my observation in # 53, please refer to Sam’s outburst in # 55 (see below).

“MCPO you can suck my dick bitch. want to decend into bullshit fine. I thought this was a fucking discussion blog. Didn’t know i had to tow some fucking company line. Again SUCK MY DICK BITCH. that is all.”

THAT IS ALL!

Any questions?

Sam

oh wow MCPO you can cut and paste i’m so impressed. Can you jump threw firey hoops to?

Sam

maybe balance a ball on your nose?

MK75Gunner

I think someone should look up Monkeyass’s Dad and see what his story is. I’ve got $20 says he was a fucking poser too….this guy is fucking reprehensible.

Sam

MK75 you don’t know that. And it’s irresponsible to imply it. For all you know his dad is a nice old man that served his country honorably and would be appauled by his kids actions (who’s kid hasn’t embarassed them?) Want to attack monkress fine but I suggest leaving family out of it. Next someoen will call his mother a whore.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Sam:

You say: “I have plenty thick skin.”

I say: “Chill, you are making a pretty good specticle of yourself.”

Geetwillickers

Don’t worry Sam – I noticed it too. And just like you, I didn’t see it as exculpatory in nature, simply a sociopath treading carefully down the path of deceit, and leaving himself a path to escape when called on his lies.

Some liars just lie and damn the torpedos, liars like Monkeyman lie to manipulate, and therefore are in the habit of leaving that small excuse for when you misunderstand them in exactly the manner they wanted you to.

Geetwillickers

Whoa… I typed my defense of Sam before I saw his tantrum.

That I am not defending.

That is all.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

MK … you are most probably correct. The Marine father line supports his SEAL back story in a twisted way! In LE we see this all the time. These pathological subjects truly believe much of what they say …

BBNbill

June 11, 2013 — Tuesday
President James Richey is to be thanked for making available the September 14, 2011, 11th Annual Veterans Conference “Welcome, Keynote, & All Presentations” video prepared by his Brevard Community College WBCCTV production crew.
Stay tuned as the video will soon continues at minute 27 when the Imposter speaks of his medical problem that resulted from a “JUMP.” After five surgeries, the Navy told him he had to go to “FLEET” and could not return to the “TEAM.” Imposter said he couldn’t do that so he took a 30 percent disability and left the service.

ChipNASA

Ladies, LADIES….a little decorum.
Save your energies for Phillip Dale Monkress and Paul K. Wickre. GOOOOOOOOOOOOGELLLLLLL

ChipNASA (shouting above noise): Hold it! Please!

MCPO NYC USN : Sorry! Sorry … (with bitter self reproach) … There you see … I just got excited again and I got carried away … I’m ever so sorry. (to Sam) Sorry.

Sam kneeling round their wounded feelings again. Moans etc.

GUEST: He’s killed the best man!

SECOND GUEST (holding a limp WOMAN): He’s killed my auntie.

ChipNASA: No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who … We are here today to witness the complete and utter assraping of Phillip Dale Monkress and Paul K. Wickre in the joyful blog of TAH. Unfortunately, one of them, hopefully Paul, has just fallen to his death.

Murmurs from CROWD; the PHIL smiles with relief, coughs.
ChipNASA: But I don’t want to think I’ve we’ve lost a SEAL FAKE SOCKPUPPET… so much as gained a Bitch …

Smattering of applause.

ChipNASA: For, since the tragic death of Paul K. Wickre. …

SHOUT FROM BACK: He’s not quite dead!

ChipNASA: Since the fatal wounding of Paul K. Wickre …

SHOUT FROM BACK: I think He’s getting better! (DAMN!)

/with apologies to Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Scene 24

USMCE8Ret

Wait. What? Monkeyasses dad is a fake Marine and his mom is a whore?

Terrible.

USMCE8Ret

(Sorry, that was in bad taste…)

ChipNASA

@ 70
Holy MF-ing SHEEEET

Admitting to VA FRAUD ON TAPE……

GAME…..OVER….

/NO really they’re HAPPY TEARS!!!!!!!

Sam

I say I don’t give a damn what you think. Like i said I thought this was a discussion board were people could have thoughts and express them. No one makes me tow a line bud not you not anyone (except my mother her i listen to). seems to me you’re the one that doesn’t like to have things pointed out that don’t fit your view of what you want. Let me ask you this, how do we know that Monkress or anyone else profiled on this page records are accurate? How do we know they haven’t been altered? I’m sure the owners of this site are honest i’ve looked them up they seemed to have honorable military service. But am I suppose to just take someones word that the information is accurate? Sorry I’m not a robot I think for myself. For all i know the information is accurate and for all i know it’s not. What is really spectacular is how everyone gets indignant about posting on an internet blog. Yeah stolen valor is a problem. I carry my DD214 around in a folder in my car. Wanna see it I’ll show it. But not everyone is like me. Again how is anyone to know with 100% certainty that these records are accurate or unaltered after being recieved? Seems alot of trust is put in people to me and in my experience people aren’t trustworthy. I’ve been reading this site for years and never felt compelled to comment till the other day. That was probably a mistake. I thought veterans were suppose to respect each other. but whatever.

smoke-check

@75 cant imagin why the PJs didnt want you

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

WOW … so Phil decided his own PEB and MEB… BULLSHIT! Temporary Limited Duty Boards (TLD) This office monitors active duty (Navy and Marine Corps) personnel who incur a condition, illness or serious injury that temporarily limits their ability to perform their assigned duties. For Navy and Marine Corps members, the period of Temporary Limited Duty (TLD) will not exceed 16 months, cumulative, before they are either returned to Full Duty or referred to the Physical Evaluation Board (PEB) for a fitness to remain on active duty determination. Reserve personnel are not eligible to be placed on TLD; their cases are forwarded to the PEB to determine whether they are physically qualified to remain in a reserve status. If initial TLD is granted for 8 months, and an extension or renewal is required, the medical treatment facility shall submit the request to service headquarters (Commander, Navy Personnel Command, Millington, TN or Commandant of the Marine Corps, Quantico, VA), as appropriate. Service headquarters may approve additional TLD or direct the medical treatment facility to refer the case to the PEB. Medical Evaluation Board (MEB) The Medical Board office processes medical evaluation boards (MEB) which are then forwarded to the Physical Evaluation Board (PEB) located at the Washington Navy Yard, Washington, DC. It is the professional judgment of the attending physician and not the decision of the service member whether a MEB should be convened. Service personnel should know that the attending physician has a responsibility to both the service member and the military branch of service to dictate a medical board when the service member has incurred a condition, illness or serious injury that is considered unfitting for further military service. The PEB, alone, determines whether or not the service member rates a disability finding. SECNAVINST 1850.4 series governs this process. Temporary Disability Retired List (TDRL) The Medical Board office schedules service members, who receive an unfit finding from the Physical Evaluation Board of 30% or greater, with a TDRL reevaluation every 18 months as service headquarters may direct. The condition is considered temporary and must be evaluated periodically over a… Read more »

ChipNASA

@73,
No drunken, cottege cheese asses, fupa, tiny peen spandex Trany ball-gagged draino eaters.

THAT is in BAD Taste.

*PAUL!*

MK75Gunner

Hey Sam, why don’t you take your alleged “thick skin” and stfu….come on here acting like you’re the fucking blog Police, give me a break. If the administrators of this blog think I’m out of line I’m quite sure they’re capable of handling it without your input.

Hondo

So, he claimed he got hurt on a “jump” and couldn’t return to his “Team”, eh?

Oh, this is getting good. Really good. (smile)

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Sam … Stop … OK … Now breath … OK … everything will be OK.

Now … you say, “I carry my DD214 around in a folder in my car.”

Sorry dude … can’t help you there!

Sam

I’m not a blog cop or any type of cop. Find me MK and make me stfu. Shouldn’t be that hard. Another person that doesn’t like their bullshit questioned. It is irresponsible to idict his father because YOU HAVE NO FUCKIGN IDEA WHAT HE DID!!!! so put that up your ass.

Heidi

Chip, ROFL must admit I am enjoying what comes out of your mouth. (eh fingers) (never mind)and just to speak of my bad day Denmark is so far down 0-4 to Armenia (soccer), hanging my head in shame.

Sam

MCPO. I carry MY dd214 because I get veteran preference in business dealings w/ local govt. When doing contracts w/ them you have 90 days to produce proof that you’re a veteran and proof that you are service connected. along with the 214 I also carry a letter from the VA attesting to my service connected disabilities.

Hondo

Sam: read the first freaking article about Monkress. The results of a FOIA done on his official military records are presented there, in image format. No BUD/S.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=30777

No BUD/S = not a SEAL. It’s that simple.

The link also documents the fact that Monkress has publicly claimed to have been a SEAL in company publicity materials from APL and other sources, but has since backtracked. He’s now trying to claim “I never said I was a SEAL”.

OWB

We present Exhibit A for why normal Americans do NOT want their government collecting data on her citizens, especially when access to that data is available to such as this.

Has anyone else wondered just what sort of IT bells and whistles APL was involved with that required clearances and such?

MK75Gunner

I get the feeling Monkress is posting under the name “Sam”. Let’s review, I say I suspect Monkey boys Dad may also be a phony and offer a wager of $20. In response Mr. “Thick Skin” posts the following;

“MK75 you don’t know that. And it’s irresponsible to imply it. For all you know his dad is a nice old man that served his country honorably and would be appauled by his kids actions (who’s kid hasn’t embarassed them?) Want to attack monkress fine but I suggest leaving family out of it. Next someoen will call his mother a whore.”

Then this gem shortly thereafter;

“I say I don’t give a damn what you think. Like i said I thought this was a discussion board were people could have thoughts and express them. No one makes me tow a line bud not you not anyone (except my mother her i listen to). seems to me you’re the one that doesn’t like to have things pointed out that don’t fit your view of what you want.”

SO which is it Phil…err, I mean “Sam”? Can we have thoughts and express them or are you gonna police what the fuck we think and say because as you so eloquently put it, you’re the one that doesn’t like to have things pointed out that don’t fit your view of what you want.”

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv25TQibN8g

@ 71 ,,,,, Brilliant ,,,

Roger in Republic

Folks, we have a winner! I move that the voting on this year’s Stolen Valor tournament be suspended and that Phill “Monkey Ass” Monkress be named the winner by Acclimation.

All in favor, please signify by shouting “Bullshit”.

MK75Gunner

Seriously guy, you’re challenging me to a fight? What are you, 16 years old? Besides, I wouldn’t want to hurt a self described disabled veteran….

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

NOW HEAR THIS!

A planket party is authorized on SAM!

I repeat … A planket party is authorized on SAM!

THAT IS ALL!

MK75Gunner

The definition of irony; Phil, I mean “Sam” posting the following;

What is really spectacular is how everyone gets indignant about posting on an internet blog.

ChipNASA

@89,
*Drops trou, Bends over, grabs ass cheeks, TRUMPETS!!!!*

/a vote for Phillip Dale Monkress and Paul K. Wickre

Have a good evening everyone.

Waiting for BBN Bill to provide ROUND 2!!!

THANKS BBNBill!!!

Poohbah, Lord High Everything Else

89 posts and no rambling, incoherent threats from Paul Wickre?

That boy’s starting to slack off…

Sam

Oh that’s rich. I’m not Phil and my real name isn’t Sam either I do value a touch of privacy. Next i’ll be accused of being paul or psaul or wahtever. exactly how am i policing anything? I”m not an admin here. I respond to what you said. I said it’s irresponsible that you idict his father. I also said what’s next his mother is a whore? I’m not policing anything. It’s called a debate maybe you’ve never actually had one i don’t know maybe youre mom dropped you on your head as a kid. They are opinions dude. look up the definition. But seems anyone that questions your view is attacked. fine i don’t care. IT’s AN INTERNET BLOG!!!! not the library of congress. I pointed out that he never said he was a seal in that video. I’ve also said that if this is all true i have no faith in our govt to correct the situation. You only read and hear what you want then accuse me of being someone i’m not. As to your last thing. I don’t know can you have thoughts? Can you express them? I assmue you mean MAY? Am I allowed to have thoughts and express them? or do they need approval from you?

MK75Gunner

@91 MC, Hey better look out Sam said he’s easy to find. Probably sits at the desk next to Paul Wickre.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

BTW … last time I got “idict” it required a shot of Penicillin and a “red hot rotto router”.

Sam

should have bagged it before you tagged it then.

Sam

Oh as to a “planket party”. I assume you mean BLANKET party. I live in fort lauderdale fl. Feel free to show up we’ll see how it turns out.

Anonymous

@ Sam: I also agree that drawing conclusions about his father without any evidence to the fact is jumping the gun. Making that point calmly and sticking by it will get you farther here than picking fights, especially with regulars.