Giduck v. Monkress Day 2
Remember, only 3 votes per ISP. I think based on the HUGE numbers some shady stuff is going down, which means a lot of checking numbers…..(BTW- I wasn’t accusing SOCNet. I read their forum stuff there everyday and they aren’t the types. And I salute you guys.)
Today and Tomorrow then I am calling it…
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I had asked on the other post, how to vote more than once. But it became to complicated so I’m only voting once.
Shhhh don’t tell anyone that you can use Chrome’s incognito over and over as long as you close the window and open it again!!! … oooooops sorry (I wonder if this post is getting deleted :P)
@131. (Hondo) Day one voting repost.
Something we should consider (I have already voted; once, and only once).
I agree.
But I would posit that if scale and scope were reversed things would shake out differently.
Primary, secondary and tertiary impacts could favor phil (I refuse to capitalize his name anymore).
Assclown taking taxpayer dollars, stealing from this country and competing against and taking from Veteran-owned businesses to line his pockets.
Type A (X) personality and leadership style for his own betterment. Will the real PR COL please step up!?!
But still maintains “authority” due to his buying the drinks and using his personal statuses (SEAL, LEO, NA) to solidify that aspect and that revenue stream. (I would say pay the bills, but it does not seem they have payed their phone bill recently; a bad sign)
Plus, this fool probably has cleaned out the safe.
There is a history lesson in this that Giduck should have learned if he spent all of that time in the USSR.
But as the bio stated, Phil is still rolling with the taxpayers dollars; stealing from programs, projects and grants that could help this country.
Just an observation.
My wife and I are both voting. She says it is a cookie thing, but I don’t know how baked goods work with a computer.
This is my second vote and I am almost tempted to vote the opposite of my first vote since they are both so close to being the perfect poser. Can we have a tie and declare co-winners this time? I was at first convinced the winner should be Monkress but then I re-watched the video of Giduck twirling the shovel like my sister used to twirl her baton and had second thoughts. This is a tough call and may come down to a coin toss. May the worst man win!
I’ve changed my vote to Geedunk. Was going to go with Monkee Ass all the way, but geedunk must have spit in my drink or something and now he gets my vote for irritating my good senses.
@3 Green Thumb:
Florida rejected a request for a license plate that read “BIG TURD”.
http://gawker.com/5845381/floridas-best-banned-license-plates
Maybe it wouldn’t fit on a motorcycle plate?
Green Thumb:
GI Duck says: “Vote for the Shovel. It’s important.”
Here’s why:
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=36954#comment-898728
Green Thumb:
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18n34e7a0dewljpg/ku-xlarge.jpg
This would be great for Frankly’s store.
Insert pithy, insightful comment on why Gidduck should win here.
Sorry, y’all. I just got up and haven’t had my coffee yet.
@8, I concur. GI duck deserves this win at the least… what I really wish would happen to him is that he be magically transported to some far away land where he could put all his “training and experience” to use in a real world situation. I don’t know, Syria sounds like a good place for him to go; maybe he could take monkeyass as his backup. If he did that at least they could have Psul there too, just to help them change their diapers when they crap all over themselves as the first round cracks by their heads.
I digress though… “GI Duck” for the Win (and I shamelessly stole that from someone, and I apologize as I forget who said it on here already).
http://youtu.be/wisFUOxVUHs
‘Nuff said.
I think they both exude a level of shitbaggery that Ballduster could only dream of.
And I hope both these fuckers face an IG audit.
For his judgement cometh, and that right soon…
Ballduster McSoul Patch at least had that hipster thing going on.
These two guys only have that “gut-ster” thing going on. Harfly, “one for the ladies…”
I will vote only twice this time. My choices are, of course, secret, but there are only two candidates, and both are nearly equal in weight and despicability.
This video of an early, much younger Mick, may have some swayment persuasiveness to it, because it’s about monkeyass’s sidekick.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1js7i_rolling-stones-time-is-on-my-side_music
Turn the volume down. You know how loud Mick can be.
Monkress is bad, there is no doubt about that. Gidduck is internationally bad – not only did he lie about his US service, he also lied about being “trained” by Russian SOF. Not to mention he violated US law by providing aid and funds to Sudanese rebel groups. He “outs” active US Soldiers yet tries to protect the identities of Russian nationals. Who’s side is this joker really on?
When asked about him, the Russians said, “Who?”
Another use for the e-tool that Gidduck doesn’t bring up is that it can be used to dig a hole that he can’t get out of.
“Lunatic Fringe”… Classic.
I gotta stick with Monkress. If he “wins”, he didn’t win it. It’s so…right that the guy would take the SV tournament through the efforts of others.
There may be a tie. Stock up on beer and frozen pizzas.
regardless of who wins this dubious title, I’d really be surprised if the vote ends in a tie
And again, whoever doesn’t win still retains the title of “First Loser.”
Apropos, I’d say.
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I would like to see a veryclosevote in this.
I would ask phil his opinion but he is still avoiding calls.
Tough biker that he is.
The shovel miester for the win!
I had to go with Giduck. Phil has had so much TAH press, via Psul and looking at all the BS Giduck has and is doing makes him my winner.
Yea, GI Duck should win even though both are as crooked as a dogs hind leg. Thinking about these asshat’s and the rest of our posing crowd brings to mind a song by the Who that came out in the early 80’s.
Eminence Front is about people who put on a front and are generally a fake or phony.
The sun shines
And people forget
The spray flies as the speedboat glides
And people forget
Forget they’re hiding
The girls smile
And people forget
The snow packs as the skier tracks
And people forget
Forget they’re hiding.
Behind an eminence front
Eminence front – It’s a put on.
Come on join the party
Dress to kill
Won’t you come and join the party
Dress to kill.
The drinks flow
People forget
That big wheel spins, the hair thins
People forget
Forget they’re hiding
The news slows
People forget
The shares crash, hopes are dashed
People forget
Forget they’re hiding.
Behind an eminence front
Eminence front – it’s a put on
Come on join the party
Dress to kill
Dress yourself, dressed to kill.
streetsweeper: from Face Dances. First one after Keith Moon died – and the last studio album before they finally split up for good, if I recall correctly.
Well, memory was wrong. They put out one other (It’s Hard) before splitting in 1983.
I’d also forgotten the two albums the reformed Who put together in the mid 2000s. Shows how memorable those were.
But starting in 1967 or so and for the next 15 years, they had one helluva run. (I wasn’t all that big a fan of their earliest stuff, but starting with “I Can See for Miles” – oh yeah.)
It’s GI Duck or we march on TAH. How we do that I have no idea.
2/17AirCav, just let Jonn know when you’re showing up at his front door. He’ll probably have cold beer waiting for you. And take a box of cigars along with you.
Go (Couldn’t hack it in the) ARMY!
Beat (Never came close to being a SEAL in the) NAVY!
The march on TAH is easy until you hit that last 1/2 mile when it’s an uphill 90 degree slope. And don’t mind the bears, they’re vegetarians.
Hey Lilyea…. you and your “Band of Bastards” need to get a real life and leave your iPredator addictions behind you before you die.
Otherwise you will burn in hell for all you do to real deal vets… suck this you maggot… former ranger and now nothing.
did you see my letter to the bosses where you really work and cast your tub of bullshit.. go look Ha Ha Ha Ha ha…!
Seavey is on vacation and will have some surprizes when he gets back to…. Yuck….Yuck… Yuckkk…!
Good, Witless, maybe they’ll speed up my retirement paperwork.
Vegetarian bears? Really, Jonn? EVERYONE knows that bears are vegan. Pish.
@32. I prefer the cyber march. I can’t march on Jonn. He might hurt me–alot–and then take the cigars.
TSO’s on vacation? I thought he was doing a photoshoot of the bikini carwash girls at Sturgis. How is that vacation?
Hey, who let the jackal loose?
Some vacation. I am working 8 hours a day. I wonder if my trip to GITMO in two weeks is also a vacation.
Looking forward to my surprise. I’m guessing it will be as good as all the others he’s promised me b
@Hondo – “Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.” (Edgar Wilson Nye, quoted by Mark Twain) That’s kind of the way I feel about the Who – I feel like I should like them more than I do.
I will admit, though, that “Who’s Next” and “Live at Leeds” both kick ass from start to finish; I’ve never gotten tired of either one. The rest I can take or leave.
Band of Bastards. Not bad but the preferred term is Dickweeds. Somebody is screeching for attention or lost his binky. Or maybe both.
@35, “Band of Bastards”? I kinda like that. Has a nice ring. I’m sure the phonies that the folks at TAH bust out on a regular basis have some much more colorful names for them.
2-17 Air Cav, Andy: I think WitLessOne was looking in the mirror while he was typing (again) and the “Band of Bastards” phrase came to him based on what he was seeing. Either that, or Psul suggested he use it.
Based on WitLessOne’s past literary masterpieces here, I’m betting on the latter. Psul’s capable of stringing together semi-coherent (if odd) thoughts and phrases – when he’s sober and his meds are working.
Gee, I hope Dullass Witless and Wandering is reading this.
Here’s a little item for you, Butt-ugly and Stoopid. I kind of modeled one villain in my first book after you. Unfortunately for your character, he dropped dead of a heart attack before he could run his mouth too much, and was subsequently eaten by a bull shark. Pulled him right out of the zodiac. That shark had GREAT aim. All wishful thinking on my part, of course.
However, there’s enough left of you for me to maybe put a little bit of you in the two remaining villains, one of which cheats the government out of taxes whenever possible. Just like you.
@35.
Turd.
So, he cometh to campaign for his buddy. And in the process is attacking not only this couple of generations of veterans, but their parents. How classy. Yeah, right.
What kind of torment must it be for someone who must continue to insult complete strangers? Pitiful, seriously pitiful. Especially when those strangers would happily help him to celebrate his legitimate accomplishments except for his occasional visits to take a dump in our living room.
No Green Thumb dont insult turds that way, they have a purpose, they can fertilize plants and help them to grow. Dullass on the other hand is nowhere near as useful, and makes Viet Nam vets, like my dad, look bad with their exploits.
I think that turds should be called Dallas’s, i.e. I’ve got to take a Dallas before my ass explodes.
Hey Dulass Witlessone, try your antics around Columbus & Fort Benning, GA during the Annual Ranger Rendezvous, and see just how quickly you’ll get your ass kicked all the way to the moon!!
Dallas always seems to be looking for a place to peddle his flesh.
Loser.
OK .. I am conflicted.
Monkeyasswormsandflees – Says he a SEAL, LEO, FBI Agent, works for DHS … ah … no! None of my friends have ever heard of him. Oh and the biker alter-ego thingy going on there. Would not work with any of my biker friends. Eh … this skell would not last a NY minute in the company of the company I keep!
Geldeddickandtesticles – Where do I start? OK … at the beginning … FAILED US ARMY BASIC TRAINING! Every recruit showing up for any service basic training has a very high chance of suceeding. He failed … oh … the FBI calls that a “clue”. And then the patch work of academic and literary accomplishment (all embelished), the power of and by association, the Russian angle, SHOVEL fighting techniques, suing an active duty SOF guy, expert in all things anti and counter terrorism … STOP! Head hurts, ear ache, nose bleed!
What should I do?
I want them BOTH to win and lose all at the same time!