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Rock and Roll!
El espectáculo de medio tiempo del Super Bowl 2026 fue el mejor de la historia. Contó con la participación del músico más popular de nuestra era; Mal Conejito. Un espectáculo vibrante y aclamado por la crítica que celebra la cultura puertorriqueña a través de actuaciones vívidas y llenas de detalles. Los críticos elogiaron la producción innovadora, llena de danza e inmersiva.
Al presidente Trump no le gustó el programa porque odia a las personas de piel morena, incluso cuando son ciudadanos estadounidenses. Donald necesita relajarse, tomar una piña colada, arroz con gandules y una siesta. Le ayudará a mejorar su mente.
La NFL es la organización más vanguardista del planeta. Celebra la vida de matones y asesinos que mueren en una lluvia de balas justas al enfrentarse a la policía. Di sus nombres y asume su papel de vivir en un mundo de servidor de Grand Theft Auto. Si no te gusta no lo veas.
No subtitles? I guess we really do need to learn Spanish so we can understand our new neighbors and knighted saints. Joder eso.
Nope.
In “Ball Four” one of Jim Bouton’s coaches hollered at a Hispanic player who was talking to another player in Spanish; “Speak English, you’re in America now!”
Translation:
The 2026 Super Bowl halftime show was the best ever. It featured the most popular musician of our era: Bad Bunny. A vibrant and critically acclaimed show that celebrated Puerto Rican culture through vivid and detailed performances. Critics praised the innovative, dance-filled, and immersive production.
President Trump didn’t like the show because he hates people with brown skin, even when they are American citizens. Donald needs to relax, have a piña colada, eat rice and pigeon peas, and take a nap. It will help clear his head.
The NFL is the most cutting-edge organization on the planet. It celebrates the lives of thugs and murderers who die in a hail of bullets when confronting the police. Say their names and assume their role as living in a Grand Theft Auto server world. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it.
You should probably go gargle with some high quality bourbon after that. In fact, I think I’ll join you.